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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: WMCoolmon on September 01, 2008, 05:54:40 am
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...because he's divorcing the other 82 to avoid the death penalty. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7591037.stm)
If each wife got exactly half of his belongings, he'd be left with about 1/4835703280000000000000000th of what he owns now.
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This is why it's better to swing than wed !
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Ok, those aren't wives. That's a frelling harem.
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If I were him, I'd pick 4, and keep the rest around for some kick ass orgies.
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He's 82, and some of those women don't look a whole lot younger... so unless you're into GMILF porn or something.
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That's actually called GILF porn thank you very much :p
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im more into fisting lesbians and hard bsdm porn, but ok :D
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Well, I didn't say I'd join his parties. I might video it and sell it to some dumbasses to make a motherload of cash tho.
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Dang isn't one expensive enough?
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So THAT'S why those nice people on the internet always ask for my help transferring funds!
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Haha I remember another thread/conversation/something about this guy.
Maybe the publicity he got is what caused the government to take action against him?
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HELLO FREIND
Allow my to introduce myself I am Mohammadu Bello Abubakar, a religious ledear in the grand country of Nigeria. I most ask you're help in a endeavour of the greatest importance, I am being persecuted by the Nigerian authorities for maintaining the some total of EIGHTY-TWO (82) WIVES and have been accordingly sentenced to die. With your most gracious and confidential help i would ask that you assist me to save my life by transporting them out of the country. I am prepared to share with you TWENTY PERCENT (15%) of the WIVES if these operations are suecssful.
Please to be accepting my almost gracious thanks,
Mohammadu Bello Abubakar
Relegous Leadr
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:lol:
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Goob, do you send spam mail for a living? :p
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:lol:
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HELLO FREIND
Allow my to introduce myself I am Mohammadu Bello Abubakar, a religious ledear in the grand country of Nigeria. I most ask you're help in a endeavour of the greatest importance, I am being persecuted by the Nigerian authorities for maintaining the some total of EIGHTY-TWO (82) WIVES and have been accordingly sentenced to die. With your most gracious and confidential help i would ask that you assist me to save my life by transporting them out of the country. I am prepared to share with you TWENTY PERCENT (15%) of the WIVES if these operations are suecssful.
Please to be accepting my almost gracious thanks,
Mohammadu Bello Abubakar
Relegous Leadr
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My point exactly... :P
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I just noticed it says, "almost gracious thanks"
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Update:
Apparently, he wasn't able to choose. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7618396.stm)
Now it sounds like he could face the death penalty.
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That's a really stupid reason to die.
I feel kinda bad for him
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Greed is stupid. Plus imagine the nagging if he forgot the anniversary.
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More or less daily anniversaries.
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Plus imagine the nagging.
There. Fixed it for you. :p
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Better :lol: