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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: WMCoolmon on September 01, 2008, 05:54:40 am

Title: Nigerian man must choose four wives...
Post by: WMCoolmon on September 01, 2008, 05:54:40 am
...because he's divorcing the other 82 to avoid the death penalty. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7591037.stm)

If each wife got exactly half of his belongings, he'd be left with about 1/4835703280000000000000000th of what he owns now.
Title: Re: Nigerian man must choose four wives...
Post by: Colonol Dekker on September 01, 2008, 10:04:36 am
This is why it's better to swing than wed !
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Post by: Mr. Vega on September 01, 2008, 07:44:06 pm
Ok, those aren't wives. That's a frelling harem.
Title: Re: Nigerian man must choose four wives...
Post by: Stormkeeper on September 01, 2008, 08:15:34 pm
If I were him, I'd pick 4, and keep the rest around for some kick ass orgies.
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Post by: Mars on September 01, 2008, 08:41:03 pm
He's 82, and some of those women don't look a whole lot younger... so unless you're into GMILF porn or something.
Title: Re: Nigerian man must choose four wives...
Post by: Colonol Dekker on September 01, 2008, 10:08:11 pm
That's actually called GILF porn thank you very much :p
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Post by: Nuke on September 01, 2008, 10:20:32 pm
im more into fisting lesbians and hard bsdm porn, but ok :D
Title: Re: Nigerian man must choose four wives...
Post by: Stormkeeper on September 02, 2008, 12:11:00 am
Well, I didn't say I'd join his parties. I might video it and sell it to some dumbasses to make a motherload of cash tho.
Title: Re: Nigerian man must choose four wives...
Post by: Kosh on September 02, 2008, 11:05:54 am
Dang isn't one expensive enough?
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Post by: Bob-san on September 02, 2008, 11:41:22 am
So THAT'S why those nice people on the internet always ask for my help transferring funds!
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Post by: Aardwolf on September 02, 2008, 07:21:20 pm
Haha I remember another thread/conversation/something about this guy.

Maybe the publicity he got is what caused the government to take action against him?
Title: Re: Nigerian man must choose four wives...
Post by: Goober5000 on September 03, 2008, 11:37:09 am
HELLO FREIND

Allow my to introduce myself I am Mohammadu Bello Abubakar, a religious ledear in the grand country of Nigeria.  I most ask you're help in a endeavour of the greatest importance, I am being persecuted by the Nigerian authorities for maintaining the some total of EIGHTY-TWO (82) WIVES and have been accordingly sentenced to die.  With your most gracious and confidential help i would ask that you assist me to save my life by transporting them out of the country.  I am prepared to share with you TWENTY PERCENT (15%) of the WIVES if these operations are suecssful.

Please to be accepting my almost gracious thanks,

Mohammadu Bello Abubakar
Relegous Leadr
Title: Re: Nigerian man must choose four wives...
Post by: TrashMan on September 03, 2008, 11:51:29 am
 :lol:
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Post by: Hellstryker on September 03, 2008, 12:19:05 pm
Goob, do you send spam mail for a living?  :p
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Post by: Stormkeeper on September 03, 2008, 12:44:34 pm
:lol:

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Post by: Bob-san on September 04, 2008, 01:37:33 pm
HELLO FREIND

Allow my to introduce myself I am Mohammadu Bello Abubakar, a religious ledear in the grand country of Nigeria.  I most ask you're help in a endeavour of the greatest importance, I am being persecuted by the Nigerian authorities for maintaining the some total of EIGHTY-TWO (82) WIVES and have been accordingly sentenced to die.  With your most gracious and confidential help i would ask that you assist me to save my life by transporting them out of the country.  I am prepared to share with you TWENTY PERCENT (15%) of the WIVES if these operations are suecssful.

Please to be accepting my almost gracious thanks,

Mohammadu Bello Abubakar
Relegous Leadr

 :wakka: :wakka: :wakka: :wakka: :wakka: :wakka: :wakka: :wakka: :wakka: :wakka: :wakka: :wakka:

My point exactly... :P
Title: Re: Nigerian man must choose four wives...
Post by: Stormkeeper on September 04, 2008, 09:20:42 pm
I just noticed it says, "almost gracious thanks"

:wakka:
Title: Re: Nigerian man must choose four wives...
Post by: WMCoolmon on September 16, 2008, 06:10:36 am
Update:

Apparently, he wasn't able to choose. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7618396.stm)

Now it sounds like he could face the death penalty.
Title: Re: Nigerian man must choose four wives...
Post by: Mars on September 16, 2008, 06:32:50 am
That's a really stupid reason to die.

I feel kinda bad for him
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Post by: Colonol Dekker on September 16, 2008, 07:19:43 am
Greed is stupid. Plus imagine the nagging if he forgot the anniversary.
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Post by: Stormkeeper on September 16, 2008, 07:32:31 am
More or less daily anniversaries.
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Post by: karajorma on September 16, 2008, 07:34:54 am
Plus imagine the nagging.

There. Fixed it for you. :p
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Post by: Colonol Dekker on September 16, 2008, 07:48:29 am
Better :lol: