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Title: You Put The WHAT In The WHERE?
Post by: achtung on December 11, 2008, 04:39:54 am: fukken saved
Title: You Put The WHAT In The WHERE?
Post by: captain-custard on December 11, 2008, 06:20:22 am: there is a time and a place for everything ....

except that!
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Post by: iamzack on December 11, 2008, 06:49:28 am: :\

What's with all the random Youtube linkage? Aren't yall supposed to be, like, iunno...

I mean, don't any of you have school or jobs or whatever?
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Post by: Hellstryker on December 11, 2008, 07:06:43 am: Quote from: iamzack on December 11, 2008, 06:49:28 am
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What's with all the random Youtube linkage? Aren't yall supposed to be, like, iunno...

I mean, don't any of you have school or jobs or whatever?

What is this... "job" thing you speak of? :wtf:
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Post by: captain-custard on December 11, 2008, 07:48:31 am: Quote from: Hellstryker on December 11, 2008, 07:06:43 am
Quote from: iamzack on December 11, 2008, 06:49:28 am
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What's with all the random Youtube linkage? Aren't yall supposed to be, like, iunno...

I mean, don't any of you have school or jobs or whatever?

What is this... "job" thing you speak of? :wtf:

its this

[attachment stolen by Slimey Goober]
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Post by: Col. Fishguts on December 11, 2008, 08:03:34 am: Uploading retarded karakoe videos of yourself on youtube?

Oh how low has thou sunken an0n.
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Post by: terran_emperor on December 11, 2008, 08:37:38 am: :confused: :wtf: :eek: :eek2: :shaking: :jaw:
AAAAUUUUGGGGHHH!!!!

My Eyes!
My Ears!

*Visits the Vasudan Sector*

:headz:

I hope you suffer for this an0n
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Post by: Mars on December 11, 2008, 08:41:12 am: Quote from: Col. Fishguts on December 11, 2008, 08:03:34 am
Uploading retarded karakoe videos on yourself on youtube?

Oh how low has thou sunken an0n.

If I found a video of retarded karaoke for real, you know I'd have to post it.

I say this with 2 autistic brothers.
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Post by: Col. Fishguts on December 11, 2008, 08:58:52 am: He has not found a video. What you are looking at is an0n in all his horrible glory. (At least he got rid of most of the neckbeard)
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Post by: terran_emperor on December 11, 2008, 09:28:32 am: THanks...Now im scarred for life
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Post by: Flipside on December 11, 2008, 09:44:25 am: :lol: Is a good song though, originally released as the B-Side to 'Without You' by Neillson. (I actually still have the old 45RPM vinyl single).
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Post by: Mars on December 11, 2008, 09:48:44 am: Holy **** . . . an0n is human?
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Post by: chief1983 on December 11, 2008, 10:20:25 am: I do this at my job, I don't know about the rest of you.
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Post by: terran_emperor on December 11, 2008, 10:25:16 am: you make videos of yourself karaoke-ing badly to strange songs then stick them on youtube?
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Post by: chief1983 on December 11, 2008, 11:22:34 am: No I post on the forums, I was replying to iamzack.
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Post by: Snail on December 11, 2008, 03:04:09 pm: Somehow I thought an0n would be more terrifying, and, well, more evil looking.
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Post by: terran_emperor on December 11, 2008, 03:12:11 pm: ?!

What do you mean "more evil looking"

He already looks like the sort of person who would hack the Pentagon, Norad and their Russian counterparts and launch WWIII as a practical joke on the world.

Actually he also looks like an old blockmate of mine from collage. an0n your real name wouldnt happen to be Paul Seiger would it?
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Post by: Ace on December 11, 2008, 05:05:02 pm: He doesn't just look like that sort of person, he is that sort of person :p
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Post by: tinfoil on December 11, 2008, 05:37:13 pm: Oh god.
1 - don't ever do something like that again
2 -
Quote from: Mars on December 11, 2008, 09:48:44 am
Holy **** . . . an0n is human?
3 - What's wrong with thinking that WWIII would be a good ~~tactical nuke~~ practical joke
4 - It scares me when you start a topic an0n - it really does
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Post by: Nuclear1 on December 11, 2008, 06:09:46 pm: It's unfortunate so many people are unfamiliar with an0n. Otherwise they would have passed this off as mild-an0n. :p
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Post by: tinfoil on December 11, 2008, 06:14:46 pm: mainly i'm just surprised that he's human! and also that he would post that
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Post by: chief1983 on December 11, 2008, 06:18:20 pm: I'm not too familiar with an0n, but I knew this was pretty mild. Heck really this is kind of mild for most people.
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Post by: an0n on December 11, 2008, 06:23:27 pm: Quote from: nuclear1 on December 11, 2008, 06:09:46 pm
It's unfortunate so many people are unfamiliar with an0n. Otherwise they would have passed this off as mild-an0n. :p

I know, right?

I miss the old days when half of HLP feared me as a vengeful haxor God, half hated me because they suffered my endless trolling, and the Nodewar crew basically acted as my cadre of co-conspirators.

But now? All the VBB-era vets either love or hate me. Most of the middle-age-of-HLP people still think I hacked the forums and deleted everything during the April Fool's Day Fiasco (it was actually Goober, I just took credit). And all the noobs are like "....I don't get it" whenever I make a joke. Mother****ers don't even remember the VBB, or Plasma, or the Todd-O-Love, or the epic lulz of Derek Smart.

Oh and I made the video because I was in a huff and a hot Kentuckian chick made vids to cheer me up and demanded I make one for her. So - being unable to NOT be the craziest person in the room - made that for her. And she nearly died laughing. Mission accomplished, imo.

She thinks I'm insanely cute, adorable and nearly had an orgasm from staring into my beautiful eyes. :D

Quote from: tinfoil on December 11, 2008, 06:14:46 pm
mainly i'm just surprised that he's human! and also that he would post that

Everyone's said that. They're like "WTF? You look friendly! :wtf: ".
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Post by: tinfoil on December 11, 2008, 06:34:57 pm: wat - you never looked friendly. i've seen what you do.

Quote from: an0n on December 11, 2008, 06:23:27 pm
the epic lulz of Derek Smart.

you got rid of him properly, that's for sure :lol:

Quote from: an0n on December 11, 2008, 06:23:27 pm
Oh and I made the video because I was in a huff and a hot Kentuckian chick made vids to cheer me up and demanded I make one for her. So - being unable to NOT be the craziest person in the room - made that for her. And she nearly died laughing. Mission accomplished, imo.
oh, that makes sense now. i just thought you were being - well drunk actually
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Post by: an0n on December 11, 2008, 06:47:11 pm: She's ze cuteness incarnate.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lfq1wR1WRQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FN2OaGsUkG0

But she's engaged. :(
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Post by: tinfoil on December 11, 2008, 06:49:22 pm: i'm not clicking those vids until someone else does :p
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Post by: an0n on December 11, 2008, 06:53:42 pm: They're safe.

But if you don't trust video lulz...

http://www.penguinbomb.com/images/weeabohol.jpg

Her looking like a manga character with big, flat-bottomed eyes.
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Post by: tinfoil on December 11, 2008, 06:56:53 pm: it was definitely worth a try :nod:

i won't get into talking about girls though in case someone calls me on my age. :p
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Post by: vyper on December 11, 2008, 06:59:22 pm: Stick to reminiscing about when this place was fun you, less of the girl vids. We don't want the HLP peeps to get all aroused.

Also, lol - old school.
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Post by: terran_emperor on December 11, 2008, 07:00:47 pm: :wtf: did you just say "Cadre"? is that a real word?

Anyway, even if it is "mission successful" you dont subject the entire forum to it
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Post by: an0n on December 11, 2008, 07:03:58 pm: Clearly I do.

I'm the vengeful spectre of inter-lulz.
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Post by: vyper on December 11, 2008, 07:04:56 pm: You people do remember what a discussion board is for right?
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Post by: an0n on December 11, 2008, 07:07:42 pm: Yeah, for calling your mom fat.
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Post by: vyper on December 11, 2008, 07:09:16 pm: I thought that was IRC?
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Post by: an0n on December 11, 2008, 07:11:42 pm: Which is why you're not an Internet Hero...
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Post by: an0n on December 11, 2008, 07:12:10 pm: Also, I demand my.... about 12k posts back.

I should have about 14k or some ****.
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Post by: vyper on December 11, 2008, 07:12:40 pm: I think someone holds a grudge dude.
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Post by: Scuddie on December 11, 2008, 07:14:32 pm: I miss the old ~~Jenny~~ An0n :(.
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Post by: vyper on December 11, 2008, 07:16:55 pm: He's still n0nny from the block.
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Post by: an0n on December 11, 2008, 07:18:05 pm: I wish I was still annika.

That was amusing. ROX actually thought I'd beat her to death while ****ed-up on angel dust.
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Post by: Androgeos Exeunt on December 11, 2008, 08:43:36 pm: You might be surprised, an0n, if I said I really am intimidated by you. Hope that makes you feel happier. :nervous:
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Post by: Mars on December 11, 2008, 09:00:31 pm: He looks fine, but I can't say I find him or anything he's doing in the video particularly intimidating :confused:
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Post by: an0n on December 11, 2008, 09:09:02 pm: That's because you weren't here for any of my numerous bans and all the hilarious fall-out.

Like when I had a spat with Razor. And then Razor unknowingly used a free image uploader I'd made to post some screenies. And one of my lackeys informed me. And I replaced all his images with close-ups of amateur gay anal.

Fun times.

Heretic's bans were the best though. He realised that while IMG tags were disabled in sigs, the LVLSHOT tags (as custom BB code) actually worked - so he put a 640x480 goatse in his sig and it appeared in all five thousand of his posts.
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Post by: Mars on December 11, 2008, 09:37:51 pm: I used to be a newsfilter addict, there's not a whole left that can shock me anymore.
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Post by: Mr. Vega on December 11, 2008, 11:31:30 pm: So how long do you think it'll be until you die in the midst of making one of your gay porn films? Be honest, now.
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Post by: chief1983 on December 12, 2008, 12:41:25 am: an0n, I'm pretty sure your post count was mostly stuff in GenDisc, which no longer factors into post count :(
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Post by: Androgeos Exeunt on December 12, 2008, 01:18:19 am: You mean GenDisc posts used to be counted, chief?
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Post by: Nuclear1 on December 12, 2008, 01:21:34 am: Before HLP 3.0, yes they did. The policy I believe was "Freespace first, throwing bananas at each other second." Hence why GenDisc is now at the bottom of the page.
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Post by: an0n on December 12, 2008, 01:44:10 am: Yeah, and hence why things blow.

They raped the community aspect in favour of specialization.

Presumably because they feared they couldn't compete in terms of random bulk or growth based on interpersonal aspects - so they shilled out and coverted entirely to Freespace modding.
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Post by: Mongoose on December 12, 2008, 12:02:07 pm: Works for me. This board was an utter waste of bytes as far as I was concerend.
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Post by: Snail on December 12, 2008, 12:06:02 pm: OBSERVER MODE ON

If you said that while an0n was still super-evil (more evil than he is currently), you'd be lying in a pool of your own blood and urine.

You're still in for it though.
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Post by: karajorma on December 12, 2008, 12:43:57 pm: No he isn't.
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Post by: Nuclear1 on December 12, 2008, 12:59:30 pm: Yes he is.
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Post by: redsniper on December 12, 2008, 03:30:17 pm: And now we see... an0n is but a man.

Always good to see you back though. Livens up the place a bit. :D
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Post by: Goober5000 on December 12, 2008, 08:33:16 pm: Thread sanitized; an0n banned. Carry on.
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Post by: terran_emperor on December 12, 2008, 09:32:14 pm: Bit difficult to have a conversation with someone who isnt there.
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Post by: Mongoose on December 12, 2008, 09:37:13 pm: ...I miss something fun?
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Post by: tinfoil on December 12, 2008, 09:40:30 pm: Quote from: Goober5000 on December 12, 2008, 08:33:16 pm
Thread sanitized; an0n banned. Carry on.

the guy really does spend more time banned than not. i guess it makes him happy though
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Post by: redsniper on December 12, 2008, 10:00:22 pm: What did he even do that was ban-worthy this time?

EDIT: I didn't watch the whole video, btw. Did I miss something?
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Post by: terran_emperor on December 12, 2008, 10:07:53 pm: Dont you mean what didn't he do?

I suppose horrifying the entire community doesnt count
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Post by: tinfoil on December 12, 2008, 10:14:51 pm: yeah, what was goober "sanitizing"?
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Post by: terran_emperor on December 12, 2008, 10:36:33 pm: He removed an0n's first post with the video link
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Post by: tinfoil on December 12, 2008, 10:40:06 pm: it wasn't that bad :nervous:

not worth bannage.
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Post by: Mars on December 12, 2008, 10:44:21 pm: He'll come back.

He always does
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Post by: redsniper on December 12, 2008, 11:29:11 pm: So, was the video anything more than an0n lipsyncing to "You put the lime in the coconut"?
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Post by: tinfoil on December 12, 2008, 11:41:57 pm: not really
Quote from: Mars on December 12, 2008, 10:44:21 pm
He'll come back.

He always does

yup
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Post by: Flipside on December 12, 2008, 11:48:27 pm: Now, if he'd done it in Elmer Fudd's voice, then I would have been impressed...

'You put da wime in da coconut
and dwink it all up...'
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Post by: tinfoil on December 12, 2008, 11:52:04 pm: :wakka:
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Post by: Nuclear1 on December 13, 2008, 01:03:05 am: This is what happens when you let a conservative admin in control of GenDisc--it gets boring. :p
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Post by: tinfoil on December 13, 2008, 01:31:39 am: yeah. when an0n gets back i'd like to see all the admins take a day off.
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Post by: Darius on December 13, 2008, 01:55:21 am: Quote from: tinfoil on December 12, 2008, 10:14:51 pm
yeah, what was goober "sanitizing"?

A link to a shock site. It was really quite bad taste and bannable for it.
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Post by: Goober5000 on December 13, 2008, 02:27:23 am: The shock site was the sole reason for the banning. As for the first post, I removed it because the YouTube video it linked to had been taken down.
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Post by: terran_emperor on December 13, 2008, 06:37:29 am: See that proof - he's so evil YouTube are taking action against him
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Post by: vyper on December 13, 2008, 07:15:09 am: He removed the video himself, in an odd act of digital immolation.

As for the rest... meh, it's disappointing. If the best we could get to ban an0n was Goober...
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Post by: Androgeos Exeunt on December 13, 2008, 08:13:16 am: Any admin could ban an0n, though, but as Goober was one of the creators of FS2_Open...yeah. :nervous:
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Post by: redsniper on December 13, 2008, 10:11:00 am: Oh right, that link. Heh. :ick:
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Post by: tinfoil on December 13, 2008, 12:14:12 pm: i didn't click that. it had no reasonable explanation and that scared me.
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Post by: Androgeos Exeunt on December 14, 2008, 03:36:59 am: I clicked it, got bored in less than ten seconds, and left.
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Post by: Gortef on December 15, 2008, 02:25:50 am: crap, I missed it
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Post by: terran_emperor on December 15, 2008, 03:52:23 pm: you lucky SOB. I didnt and now im scarred for the rest of my life
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Post by: Scuddie on December 15, 2008, 05:09:28 pm: If it was lemonparty, tubgirl, goatse, or even 2g1c, it's not a scar, it's a rite of passage.

Of course it could have been something like rotten, /g/chan, or something else that pales in comparison. Then it's just a scar of disappointment.
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Post by: Inquisitor on December 15, 2008, 06:47:15 pm: I have been shot at, beaten and stabbed in my life.

I need another "rite of passage" like I need another hole in my body ;)

If that's yours or anyone's idea of some sort of "rite" you need to get out more.
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Post by: Goober5000 on December 15, 2008, 06:59:39 pm: Agreed.

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