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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: deep_eyes on March 11, 2002, 09:41:17 am
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PUT CNN ON UR TV.
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Why?
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I DONT HAVE CABLE
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yes why i only get cnn down stiars and not going down withouta reason
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I'm watching stupid toons now, so please tell one good reason why i should switch to CNN......
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Is this (http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/03/11/nation.remembers/index.html) what you want us to see?
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Its a little patriotic but about half an hour ago as i was walking to the Uni library i just came over feeling damn paranoid.
Something nasty is going to happen very soon.
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I heard something about nukes and stuff.....but i only saw it for a brief moment so i don't relay know what the reporter was talking about.
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I shouldnt have eaten those cornflakes wit steak earlier.
:(
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Originally posted by darkage
I heard something about nukes and stuff.....but i only saw it for a brief moment so i don't relay know what the reporter was talking about.
Probably has to do with America planning nuclear strategies against Libya, North Korea, Iraq, Iran, China, Russia and Syria. The existance of such planning comes as no shock to me
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Originally posted by PhReAk
Probably has to do with America planning nuclear strategies against Libya, North Korea, Iraq, Iran, China, Russia and Syria. The existance of such planning comes as no shock to me
Um, never trust the media, they twist stuff. I could go into more detail but time eludes me.
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Originally posted by Zeronet
Um, never trust the media, they twist stuff. I could go into more detail but time eludes me.
I know what you mean :wink:. Just saying something that might have something do with what he heard
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Originally posted by PhReAk
I know what you mean :wink:. Just saying something that might have something do with what he heard
Indeed something like that....
I find it very stupid to do that you wil not only wipe out the terorists but the rest 2....why not blow this damn planet up right now instead of doing it slowly.
I don't like bush, his mouth has the same movement as that of a monkey
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Originally posted by darkage
I'm watching stupid toons now, so please tell one good reason why i should switch to CNN......
Same :)
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Too bad this so-called mr. "bush" doesn't know that his dark secret has already been revealed! http://landslide.webforce.hu/images/bush-ring.jpg
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Originally posted by Pera
Too bad this so-called mr. "bush" doesn't know that his dark secret has already been revealed! http://landslide.webforce.hu/images/bush-ring.jpg
Cant read it :wtf:
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Originally posted by Dr.Zer0
Cant read it :wtf:
Are you illiterate or something? It says:
Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul,
ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul
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Originally posted by Pera
Are you illiterate or something? It says:
Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul,
ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul
MUUUH!!!
:jaw:
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:lol:
what you can't translate the Mordor language???? Oh, yeah I forgot only the elders know remember about it :p
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Yeahaawwwwwwwwwww!!!!!! NUKE THE BASTARDS! NUKE'EM ALL! :goes into song: We're on the Highway to Hell
Luckily I'm sitting up here on the ISS so... :p
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[nukes the bastards]
No comment. Because I'm not sure if I should be slapping you around with the Dead Frozen Goat of Justice, shrugging and saying "So what?" or putting on a beanie, joining a flock of geese and heading south.
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I'd go north-east if i were you.
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(http://www.3dap.com/hlp/hosted/tap/pictures/ring_inscription1.gif)
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Nah, Rio's more my kinda place. Northeast is DC. Ugh.
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Hit me hit me!
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Originally posted by Pera
Are you illiterate or something? It says:
Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul,
ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul
:confused: what dose it 'firbigan' mean :confused:
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You fools! You should have listened to me, Lord Cuinsear of Grey Wolf, ruler of the Noldor, years ago! Bush has possesed the One Ring, but is incapable of learning the knowledge to use it correctly and it will corrupt him and consume the world! Do you not remember the words the Elven sages heard Sauron cry?
"Three for the Elven kings, fairest under the sky
Five for the Dwarf lords, in their halls of stone
Nine for mortal men, doomed to die
One for the Dark Lord, on his dark throne
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them
One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them
In the land of Mordor, where the shadows lie."
Note: Only lines 4-6 are inscribed on the ring.
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Originally posted by Grey Wolf 2009
You fools! You should have listened to me, Lord Cuinsear of Grey Wolf, ruler of the Noldor, years ago! Bush has possesed the One Ring, but is incapable of learning the knowledge to use it correctly and it will corrupt him and consume the world! Do you not remember the words the Elven sages heard Sauron cry?
"Three for the Elven kings, fairest under the sky
Five for the Dwarf lords, in their halls of stone
Nine for mortal men, doomed to die
One for the Dark Lord, on his dark throne
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them
One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them
In Mordor, where the shadows lie."
Note: Only lines 4-6 are inscribed on the ring.
:doh: Now I rember, LOTR, hw could I of frogoten even whe I saw the movie myself :doh:
But if he was waring that ring, then wouldent he be invsable :)
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Originally posted by Dr.Zer0
:doh: Now I rember, LOTR, hw could I of frogoten even whe I saw the movie myself :doh:
But if he was waring that ring, then wouldent he be invsable :)
That's excatly my case, only one person is NOT invisible when wearing the ring, Sauron.
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Originally posted by Grey Wolf 2009
You fools! You should have listened to me, Lord Cuinsear of Grey Wolf, ruler of the Noldor, years ago! Bush has possesed the One Ring, but is incapable of learning the knowledge to use it correctly and it will corrupt him and consume the world! Do you not remember the words the Elven sages heard Sauron cry?
"Three for the Elven kings, fairest under the sky
Five for the Dwarf lords, in their halls of stone
Nine for mortal men, doomed to die
One for the Dark Lord, on his dark throne
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them
One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them
In the land of Mordor, where the shadows lie."
Note: Only lines 4-6 are inscribed on the ring.
Oh yeah...well I'm Frodo of the Shire! I have power over the ring I where it on my pee pee and dance around in circles sing la la la.
Thee hee whoo hoo...you got big jugs. No wait! Can I squeeze'em!?!?!
opps sorry that ring made me say that. ;7
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Originally posted by CODEDOG ND
Oh yeah...well I'm Frodo of the Shire! I have power over the ring I where it on my pee pee and dance around in circles sing la la la.
Thee hee whoo hoo...you got big jugs. No wait! Can I squeeze'em!?!?!
opps sorry that ring made me say that. ;7
:wtf: your nuts :wtf:
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Originally posted by CODEDOG ND
Oh yeah...well I'm Frodo of the Shire! I have power over the ring I where it on my pee pee and dance around in circles sing la la la.
Thee hee whoo hoo...you got big jugs. No wait! Can I squeeze'em!?!?!
opps sorry that ring made me say that. ;7
Completely Bloody insane if you ask me. :wtf:
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ok so what was the guy talking about?
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who knows... :D
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
[nukes the bastards]
No comment. Because I'm not sure if I should be slapping you around with the Dead Frozen Goat of Justice, shrugging and saying "So what?" or putting on a beanie, joining a flock of geese and heading south.
Either, you could head "Deep South" or, you can head to the arse-end of the world ref: Tasmania, Australia
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Originally posted by Pera
That's excatly my case, only one person is NOT invisible when wearing the ring, Sauron.
Wrong: Tom Bombadil can do that too :p
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Originally posted by CP5670
who knows... :D
Who wants to know... :(
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Originally posted by darkage
:wtf: your nuts :wtf:
dont look at me like that...Ahhhh run! it's the eye of satan!
doh...stupid ring made me say that too. :sigh:
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Originally posted by venom2506
Wrong: Tom Bombadil can do that too :p
Perhaps, but since he wouldn't touch it, we'll never know...
As for me, I'm still grappling with the pronunciation of 'Feanor'
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Originally posted by diamondgeezer
Perhaps, but since he wouldn't touch it, we'll never know...
As for me, I'm still grappling with the pronunciation of 'Feanor'
wrong again, he does put it in the first book, and the hobbits notice it does nothing only after a short time. Time to read your classics again :D
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www.bushorchimp.com, i dont condone it but i know of its existance.
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And let that be a lesson to you kids, don't mess with OT threads.
I skipped about 20 replys, and then I had absolutely NO idea, what the hell was everybody talking about.
I think I'll read this over again.
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Hey! I've almost hit the big 1K mark.
is it true about what they say?
"the first 1000 posts is the hardest, then it gets easier"?
:rolleyes:
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Man, this thread has gone ALL OVER the place!
As for the "BushorChimp.com" website, I saw it too and I thought it was hilarious. He really does look like a chimp.
As for the Bush-ring pic, that was really funny too. :)
Now to the real topic:
Ok, about Bush and Co. considering using "small" nuclear weapons in Afganistan: This is a BAD IDEA. There's the "small" fact that we went into Afganistan to liberate it from the Taliban and free the Afganis from tyranny. Yeah, yeah, I know, we didn't go in to liberate the Afganis per se, but it was a nice happenstance that occurred once we kicked the Taliban's and al-Queda's asses. I'd just as soon NOT leave behind a bunch of lethal radioactivity for the Afganis to deal with on their own. Yeah, killing off the remaining terrorists in Afganistan is important, but you don't use a bulldozer to kill off a couple of flies. (There IS such a thing as overkill, after all.)
There's also the fact that America has signed QUITE A FEW nuclear non-proliferation treaties where we said to the rest of the world that we would not use these nuclear weapons in a conventional manner. Once we break this word, we'll have made ourselves fair targets for our enemies to use these weapons on us.
Here's a possible situation of what might occur if and when we decide to use "small" nukes on the battlefield: Unfriendly nations, that is, nations who hate the USA with a passion (and this includes "nominal" allies like Saudi Arabia) will see that when it comes to honoring treaties that we signed, we're full of ****. Then they'll try even harder to get the same kinds of weapons, without regard of where they will come from. The worst case scenario will be Russia watching us violate every non-nuclear treaty we ever signed and will then decide that they won't be bound by those treaties either. Once THAT happens, the Russians (thinking that the Cold War has restarted) might very well decide to sell whatever nukes they can to any rogue state that makes the highest bid. (Remember, the Russians are sorely strapped for cash right now; selling nukes would be pretty profitable...) We've got enough problems with just Iran, Iraq and North Korea trying to develop nukes. What happens when every rogue state in the world manages to get their grubby mitts on them?
I don't know about you guys, but I'm not ready for a new Dark Age.
Some people might say "Well, in WWII we nuked Japan. We're in another war now, so what's the difference between nuking Japan and nuking Afganistan?"
Here's the difference: In WWII, we were at war with the Empire of Japan. It was a declared war between two nation-states and both sides understood that it was no holds barred, meaning that civillian casualties were to be expected. The only alternative to dropping Fat Man and Little Boy on Japan was an invasion that would have cost litterally hundreds of thousands of American casualties. We are NOT facing that sort of situation in Afganistan (yet, if ever), so dropping a nuke on Afganistan would NOT be justified on this argument.
Furthermore, in Afganistan, we are NOT at war with the state of Afganistan or its people; President Bush has stated time and again that we are at war with the al-Queda terrorists (I'll leave out the "axis of evil" countries for now.) We are NOT trying to kill Afgan civillians; in fact we've bent over backwards to minimize civillian casualties as much as possible. We've said over and over again that we're trying to help these people. Dropping a nuke on Afganistan and leaving the Afganis to deal with the fallout (literally AND figuratively) would make us treaty-breaking liars in the eyes of the whole world. To say nothing of the fact that the Afganis would feel completely betrayed by the US. We said that we would help them rebuild; dropping a nuke is NOT going to be condusive to reconstructing a war-torn nation. Anyone with half a brain knows this. Nukes are NOT constructive devices; that's completely contrary to their purpose. You drop nukes to blow **** up big-time, not build stuff. (Duh....)
I'd *****-slap "Shrub" myself for even considering this crap if it wasn't a federal offense. I support Bush on his handling of the war (but not much else), but THIS is fundamentally stupid.
If you guys want a second opinion, you can find it here:
http://www.msnbc.com/news/722383.asp?0dm=N14PO
I'm sure (in fact I'm positive) I'm not alone in thinking this "small nuke" stuff is fundamentally wrong.
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fundamentally stupid.
I'm nicking that quote
:p
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I think deep_eyes is upset because they used a 432.7 volt light bulb for the WTC lights instead of the usual 432.6 volts.
I know, I know. What were they thinking.... :rolleyes:
:sigh:
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Originally posted by JR2000Z
I think deep_eyes is upset because they used a 432.7 volt light bulb for the WTC lights instead of the usual 432.6 volts.
I know, I know. What were they thinking.... :rolleyes:
:sigh:
:lol:
I don't understand either! Tell me why they did that JZ! Please?
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well the nuke plan is sort of a last resort deal, and it's only a list of the people we would most likly use nukes on, not that we are realy planing on useing them,
however, I don't think it would be THAT bad an idea (not that I'm implying it is a good idea) if done corectly, if we do it right all the radiation would be held under fifty million tons of rock and molten metal, we would have to get the bomb deep into these caves ocupied by hostile forces and make sure that they don't disarm it and use it aganst us (wouldn't that be ironic). but if we could do this the overkill thing come into play, but I think it would work to our side, being that everyone sees we are infact realy pissed and realy determined, but thankfully I'm not the american policy maker
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Originally posted by Bobboau
thankfully I'm not the american policy maker
Amen to that! That job must be hell. :D
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Originally posted by Su-tehp
Once THAT happens, the Russians (thinking that the Cold War has restarted) might very well decide to sell whatever nukes they can to any rogue state that makes the highest bid. (Remember, the Russians are sorely strapped for cash right now; selling nukes would be pretty profitable...)
Ummm....The Russians know about the Trident 2's and they're 41 nuclear missiles they carry a piece. USS OHIO is a perfect example. Even though they are stripping four down to use Tomahawks and to drop over 60 Spec-Ops forces at locations, the Trident 2's still pack a very very dangerous threat to the Russians or to anybody since their missiles were developed after the original tridents to be used as "silo-busters" in a first strike operations. Such in an event where NATO forces were being defeated and threatened by Warsaw Pact nuclear weapons they could be used to wipe out Soviet(yes, Russia and the USSR are two different things)nuclear missile silos. And of course all the other aircraft with their short range nukes and the land base MX's. I think they would think twice before doing something like that.
Me: Hey there! My tax money paid for that nuke!
Soldier: Well we are disarming it.
Me: With my tax money?
Soldier: Why of course.
Me: Hey now! So your destroying this nuke that is mine with my own money just because?
Soldier: Yup.
Me: Well what if you take my tax money that you are using to disarm it and then blow it up and make it all pretty?
Soldier: Well ok, where do you want it to go?
Me: Hmmmmmm....send to those bastards that are behind the axis of evil.
Soldier: Who would that be?
Me: Canada of course.
Soldier: Canada? They never do anything to anybody.
Me: It's the only logical thing. Those Canadians are way to quite. They must be plotting something.
Soldier: Your probably right. They are getting kinda quite up there. Sounds like they must be up to something.
Me: Well don't just stand there! UPS that mofo!
Soldier: OK!
Me: :sings: Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
Canada...what are they really doing up there? ;7
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Originally posted by CODEDOG ND
Canada...what are they really doing up there?
Ha! I like it!
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LOL :D
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The answer is that were doing nothing up here. Nothing, nada, noper, zip, zero, zalawalaguichio (so I made that up).
There are three things going on up here:
1) People eating donuts (we are the worlds largest consumer of donuts per capita)
2) People drinking beer (we love it, I don't, but we love it)
3) People playing/watching/participating in a hockey game (some fans are more physically involved in a hockey game than the players are)
Now, if you feel that you need to take away our hockey playing, donut eating, and beer drinking society with your nuclear arsenal, then we should feel honored that we count for something :D
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Originally posted by IceFire
1) People eating donuts
Exactly...what people in there right minds just eat donuts?
Stand back while I quote some of Homer.
"There is purple stuff in this donut. Purple is a fruit." - Homer
What? You thought I was going to quote Homer the greek writer?
NO! FOO! It's the whole donut subject and who would know more about donuts they the cops? Homer Simpson of course.:D
Now ya see it's the whole basis of my Canadian World Domination Theory™.
See the Canadians sit up there in the Northland and eat their donuts while the rest of the world kills each other. Then while they eat their donuts their government places mind altering drugs in the donuts which in turn makes all the Canadians Zombie to the Machine. Then with the excuse of being the world's largest donut consumer they have the excuse to build a giant factory and just say it's a donut factory to fill the demand for Canadian donuts. However, this factory makes the jelly in the donuts that has the mind alter drug. They inturn place it in donuts and sell the to the US and to the UK. From there the sales press into Russia and Western Europe and Australia and Japan. Once they have control over the western world they will have enough weapons to take over the rest. ;7
Resist my friends! Resist the Machine!!!!
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;7 ;7
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Falls over
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Originally posted by CODEDOG ND
Now ya see it's the whole basis of my Canadian World Domination Theory™.
See the Canadians sit up there in the Northland and eat their donuts while the rest of the world kills each other. Then while they eat their donuts their government places mind altering drugs in the donuts which in turn makes all the Canadians Zombie to the Machine. Then with the excuse of being the world's largest donut consumer they have the excuse to build a giant factory and just say it's a donut factory to fill the demand for Canadian donuts. However, this factory makes the jelly in the donuts that has the mind alter drug. They inturn place it in donuts and sell the to the US and to the UK. From there the sales press into Russia and Western Europe and Australia and Japan. Once they have control over the western world they will have enough weapons to take over the rest. ;7
Resist my friends! Resist the Machine!!!!
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Y'know, this theory frightens me because it is almost plausible. :jaw:
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Originally posted by IceFire
2) People drinking beer (we love it, I don't, but we love it)
Small sound of cheering heard in the general direction of Australia
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don't wory we'd never nuke the 51st state :D
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Originally posted by Bobboau
don't wory we'd never nuke the 51st state :D
Nah, we'd never do that. :)
*wispers to gunner* Make sure you actually hit something this time or I'll send you back to that hick town where you came from! */wispers to gunner*
:D
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Ha, just you wait. We're gonna take over the world. Any day now. Any day now......
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Yet again most people forget that the biggest world domination threat is us Irish, everybody loves us (except a large proportion of the British).
The only reason we haven't already taken the planet is because God forseen this and invented alcohol :nod:
On a more sobering issue (pun most definately intended) why you Americans voted for a dangerous, stupid physcopath as a leader is beyond me.
That isn't democracy, it's a game of who can fool the most people.
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There's actually 49 states. Rode Island is just a conspiracy.
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48, Texas is still its own Republic....
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Texas is a subdivision of the New Mexico desert. Probably more like 40, actually- the South is still mainly part of the US by name only.:rolleyes:
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
Texas is a subdivision of the New Mexico desert. Probably more like 40, actually- the South is still mainly part of the US by name only.:rolleyes:
True, True...But part of Mexico? I don't think so. On the other hand, all these immagrant coming over the Rio Grande might be part of a Mexican Invasion force. Hmmm maybe I need to make a theory on that too? :D
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Not Mexico. New Mexico. I think Texas has a pretty well-defined Mexican border, looks like the Berlin Wall with extra snipers. And a horde of farmers waiting behind to get some birdshot in.
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Originally posted by Maeglamor
Yet again most people forget that the biggest world domination threat is us Irish, everybody loves us (except a large proportion of the British).
The only reason we haven't already taken the planet is because God forseen this and invented alcohol :nod:
I may only be half Irish, but amen to that :nod:
BTW, I blame the Romans for the Irish not ruling the world. Ph34r the Celts, for we have better beer than you! And don't even mention the Germans, for only an unstable psychopath would drink warm beer.
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Originally posted by Shrike
Ha, just you wait. We're gonna take over the world. Any day now. Any day now......
Pfft! We'll beat you back with budweiser. :p That beer is so horrible you won't come near us. :D
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
Not Mexico. New Mexico. I think Texas has a pretty well-defined Mexican border, looks like the Berlin Wall with extra snipers. And a horde of farmers waiting behind to get some birdshot in.
Ah New Mexico yes. Only difference when you go from New Mexico to Texas is the change to Mountian Time and a sign that says New Mexico on it. Flat ugly place to go except the few mountains in the north and near Santa Fe.
And on those farmers with bird shot? Nah, they use mostly small brush guns like 30/30's and .243's .257's with the occasional .458 Holland and Holland for those fat bastards that are hard to bring down. ;)
Just dump'em over in the field till them up and use them as fertilizer. Not like anybody gonna miss them.
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Perhaps there is NO AXIS OF EVIL AND OUR COUNTRY IS FALLING INTO PIECES BY PROPAGANDA WIELDING LOOSE CANNONS AND AN IGNORANT MASS WHO BELIEVES IN TELEVISION/INTERNET
Or perhaps not...
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ummm...no. We are controlled by the Canadians and there mind controlling jelly flavored donuts.
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Originally posted by Bobboau
don't wory we'd never nuke the 51st state :D
:p :lol:
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Originally posted by Bobboau
don't wory we'd never nuke the 51st state :D
What are you smoking they control the government and make them do their dirty work!!! It's a conspiracy I tell you!
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Originally posted by CODEDOG ND
ummm...no. We are controlled by the Canadians and there mind controlling jelly flavored donuts.
Goood mind controlled zombie. Extra donut for you.
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NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! Must not eat donut! Must resist! resist you FOOS!!!!!
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Well, hate to break it to you all but, it is I who controls the world! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
:D :drevil: :snipe:
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Originally posted by CODEDOG ND
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! Must not eat donut! Must resist! resist you FOOS!!!!!
*douses CODEDOG ND in budweiser*
Its the best thing to rid you of their control! Here, take a few crates and free your friends! Just don't drink it yourself. :p
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Originally posted by MD-2389
*douses CODEDOG ND in budweiser*
Its the best thing to rid you of their control! Here, take a few crates and free your friends! Just don't drink it yourself. :p
Here ppl where this and speed down the highway! Only the state troops can keep us safe now!
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get this topic back on track
Nuke em all and let Allah sort em out !!1!!!
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Originally posted by Bobboau
get this topic back on track
Nuke em all and let Allah sort em out !!1!!!
Actually the Marine T-shirt said "Kill'em all let God sort them out".
But anyways....NUKE THOSE CANADIANS AND THEIR DONUTS!!!! YOU CANT GET ME!!!! I TOO SMAWRT!!!#@!!!:D
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I know that, I was makeing a play off of that well knowen phrase to tie it in with the curent conversation.
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Originally posted by Bobboau
I know that, I was makeing a play off of that well knowen phrase to tie it in with the curent conversation.
I know but somebody has to be the idoit and mess up a good joke!:D
KILL CANADIANS!!!!!!! THEY ARE THE LEADERS OF THE AXIS OF EVIL!!!!!!!
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Originally posted by CODEDOG ND
Actually the Marine T-shirt said "Kill'em all let God sort them out".
Actually, it was a catholic who first used that phrase. Instead of seperating the catholics and the protestants in a town, he simply ordered the entire town of 20,000 or so massacred. Nice, eh?
But this is turning into nothing more than spam.
Target terminated.