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Title: Norse God Fights Crime.
Post by: karajorma on January 03, 2009, 01:44:11 pm
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2009/jan/03/burglar-surprised-thor-god-thunder

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A burglar leaped out of a first floor window after being disturbed by a man dressed as the Norse god Thor.

Torvald Alexander was still wearing a red cape and the thunder god's silver-winged helmet and breastplate after a New Year's Eve fancy dress party when he discovered the man rummaging through drawers in the front room of his home in Inverleith, Edinburgh.

Alexander, a 6ft builder who had made his costume out of tin foil, frightened the intruder by charging at him.

He said he had acted instinctively to chase the intruder away, and believed his costume may have added impact. "As soon as he saw me his eyes went wide with terror," he said. "He looked like he had had a few drinks and decided to do a late-night break-in, but he hadn't counted on the God of Thunder living here.

"We were both startled but then the instant reaction was that I ran at him and he just jumped straight out of the window. I think I would be quite scared if someone looking almost like a gladiator ran at them.

"He might have thought the property was empty. He probably would not have expected to meet a strong builder, especially dressed in tinfoil and silver."

He added: "It took ages making the cape, helmet and breast plate, and I must admit it was a bit chilly walking home, but when I saw that guy I just went mad and charged, my cape flying behind me."

Nothing was stolen but the intruder left behind his shoes and the garden fork he used to break in. A pitched roof outside the window broke his fall and he made his escape.

Alexander, whose name has Norwegian roots, was inspired to dress as Thor by the Marvel comics series. The Norse believed that Thor rode through the heavens during thunderstorms on his chariot, which was pulled by two goats.

Lothian and Borders police said yesterday they had not received a report of the incident.

:lol: especially hard at the bit about the shoes.
Title: Re: Norse God Fights Crime.
Post by: BloodEagle on January 03, 2009, 03:36:37 pm
It's things like this that make life bearable.  :lol:
Title: Re: Norse God Fights Crime.
Post by: FUBAR-BDHR on January 03, 2009, 03:57:36 pm
Now all we need is a  GTVA ship called the Thor (big shiny ship with fake weapons) and we can FRED this.  I can see it now the Sath is bearing down on an unexpecting Collie.  Just as it's almost in range  the Thor shows up and the Sath jumps out dropping a  pair of Cains out of it's hanger.   :lol:
Title: Re: Norse God Fights Crime.
Post by: Flipside on January 03, 2009, 04:08:50 pm
Well, we already have the Mjolnir, so Thor could be a mobile delivery system for them ;)
Title: Re: Norse God Fights Crime.
Post by: redsniper on January 03, 2009, 09:40:56 pm

EDIT: cool story, I just wanted to see if blank posting works
Spoiler:
It does, you just need a special character

This reminds me of the story about the nerd who went charging into his neighbors apartment with a cavalry saber because he thought a woman was being raped when actually the guy just had his porn too loud.
Title: Re: Norse God Fights Crime.
Post by: Flipside on January 03, 2009, 09:45:33 pm
You know, I can't read this without thinking of a certain episode of 'Only Fools and Horses'.
Title: Re: Norse God Fights Crime.
Post by: karajorma on January 04, 2009, 02:31:20 am
Me too.
Title: Re: Norse God Fights Crime.
Post by: Stormkeeper on January 04, 2009, 05:16:43 am
Heh. Thor wins.
Title: Re: Norse God Fights Crime.
Post by: Rick James on January 04, 2009, 05:26:51 am
I'll take Thor in my Loki (http://www.hard-light.net/wiki/index.php/Loki) any day.

*rimshot*

...

Ohhhh, I'm going to the Special Hell for that one.
Title: Re: Norse God Fights Crime.
Post by: Hades on January 04, 2009, 05:43:51 am
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Ohhhh, I'm going to the Special Hell for that one.
I've been there before. It's actually pretty nice. At this point it's better than Detroit.
Title: Re: Norse God Fights Crime.
Post by: Stormkeeper on January 04, 2009, 05:47:39 am
I'll take Thor in my Loki (http://www.hard-light.net/wiki/index.php/Loki) any day.
And I'll take your Loki (http://www.hard-light.net/wiki/index.php/Loki) in my Loki (http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Hellbringer_(Loki)).
Title: Re: Norse God Fights Crime.
Post by: Nuke on January 04, 2009, 08:56:31 am
hahahahahaha
Title: Re: Norse God Fights Crime.
Post by: Polpolion on January 04, 2009, 09:50:41 am
I'll take Thor in my Loki (http://www.hard-light.net/wiki/index.php/Loki) any day.
And I'll take your Loki (http://www.hard-light.net/wiki/index.php/Loki) in my Loki (http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Hellbringer_(Loki)).

My money's on the Loki. Sorry, but it's got the Loki completely out-ranged, depending on the armament.
Title: Re: Norse God Fights Crime.
Post by: Mika on January 04, 2009, 10:17:14 am
Awesome!
Title: Re: Norse God Fights Crime.
Post by: redsniper on January 04, 2009, 10:44:50 am
A lot of freebirthtoads in this thread...
Title: Re: Norse God Fights Crime.
Post by: Rick James on January 04, 2009, 12:01:47 pm
A lot of freebirthtoads in this thread...

Fine words from a savashri mercenary.
Title: Re: Norse God Fights Crime.
Post by: NGTM-1R on January 05, 2009, 09:54:13 pm
Don't give me that drek, Clanner.
Title: Re: Norse God Fights Crime.
Post by: Angelus on January 07, 2009, 01:34:24 pm
You has highjacked the thread.

But i grant you guys Hegira!
Now move out before i take ya as Isorla. :P
Title: Re: Norse God Fights Crime.
Post by: Mobius on January 07, 2009, 01:44:53 pm
Now all we need is a  GTVA ship called the Thor (big shiny ship with fake weapons) and we can FRED this.  I can see it now the Sath is bearing down on an unexpecting Collie.  Just as it's almost in range  the Thor shows up and the Sath jumps out dropping a  pair of Cains out of it's hanger.   :lol:

There's a Thor in INF SCP. :)
Title: Re: Norse God Fights Crime.
Post by: Stormkeeper on January 07, 2009, 09:25:41 pm
A lot of freebirthtoads in this thread...
I would have called it Hellbringer, but I would not have been able to do the "Loki vs Loki" thing.
Title: Re: Norse God Fights Crime.
Post by: kode on January 19, 2009, 12:17:15 pm
This is kinda interesting when you think about Ultimate Thor, who's presented as "perhaps the god of thunder, or perhaps just a delusional human"...
Title: Re: Norse God Fights Crime.
Post by: Mobius on January 19, 2009, 02:49:25 pm
...or an Asgard.

:p