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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: captain-custard on January 07, 2009, 03:28:39 am

Title: MIA colonel decker ?
Post by: captain-custard on January 07, 2009, 03:28:39 am
its been five days , without a post not even a really drunk post


has he been abducted by aliens

has he been tied to a bed by a worshipping female

has someone stolen his phone


or is he missing in alcohol

come back decker !!!!
Title: Re: MIA colonel decker ?
Post by: ssmit132 on January 07, 2009, 03:36:08 am
Is it compulsory to post every few days? I don't think so. ;)
Title: Re: MIA colonel decker ?
Post by: captain-custard on January 07, 2009, 03:38:03 am
no its not


but we are talking about the festive season and the person in question has a fine record of posting
Title: Re: MIA colonel decker ?
Post by: Dilmah G on January 07, 2009, 06:21:19 am
no its not


but we are talking about the festive season and the person in question has a fine record of posting

maybe dekker picked up some 80's porn and went nympho  :pimp:

give him 2 weeks, if he don't post, you gotta cause for concern
Title: Re: MIA colonel decker ?
Post by: Rodo on January 07, 2009, 06:28:02 am
maybe he's out on vacations and he left his home... and went to the countryside where there are no internet connections .
Title: Re: MIA colonel decker ?
Post by: Wobble73 on January 07, 2009, 06:47:11 am
He did say something about not being around for a while over Xmas, but I thought he would be back by now. Hell, the guy still posts from his phone when he's out on a date! And him now being a Mod, I thought he'd be back by now.  :confused:  :nervous:
Title: Re: MIA colonel decker ?
Post by: Androgeos Exeunt on January 07, 2009, 08:46:28 am
Gah, i need to get back home and download this thing....... A year on voice acting, this is gonna be worth it :nod: :D

I wouldn't worry too much at the moment. :)
Title: Re: MIA colonel decker ?
Post by: captain-custard on January 11, 2009, 01:26:22 pm
its been 9 days now ,

maybe hes got married !


Title: Re: MIA colonel decker ?
Post by: Mobius on January 11, 2009, 01:34:42 pm
I wonder what HLP would turn like if anyone's temporary inactivity would result in a thread like this.

In before the lock, I guess?
Title: Re: MIA colonel decker ?
Post by: lostllama on January 11, 2009, 01:37:55 pm
His last post was on Dec 19, he said he'd be away for at least a month...

Edit: Wrong... Actually he posted on Jan 2nd in the ST:R thread.
Title: Re: MIA colonel decker ?
Post by: Nuclear1 on January 11, 2009, 01:38:47 pm
I vote for aliens, same thing as Thunder.
Title: Re: MIA colonel decker ?
Post by: Mobius on January 11, 2009, 01:39:19 pm
And today's not January 19th. Everything is clarified now. Happy? :rolleyes:
Title: Re: MIA colonel decker ?
Post by: captain-custard on January 11, 2009, 01:43:56 pm
this thread should not be locked or adulterated in any way , :eek2:

 as a mark for our missing comrade ,  :nervous:

he would be proud to know that we are posting mindless and totally irrelevant stuff in the forums , if the information is on or off topic it should be respected for what it is ............... information , i for one as the person who started this thread am concerned it has been far to long i have not seen an unintelligible post posted at 4am GMT going on about something that has no relevance or even a tenuous link to the posts topical content


i demand that a search party is sent out immediately to scourer the brothels and drinking establishments of London and bristol !!!!!!!!

Title: Re: MIA colonel decker ?
Post by: Mobius on January 11, 2009, 01:52:17 pm
I have been away for over one month, two or three times, without any warning. I didn't die, aliens didn't kidnap me, etc. etc.

My PC died. Dekker clearly stated that he would have been away for over a month, so where's the problem? And, again:


I wonder what HLP would turn like if anyone's temporary inactivity would result in a thread like this.
Title: Re: MIA colonel decker ?
Post by: captain-custard on January 11, 2009, 01:58:18 pm
the thing is (with the greatest respect mobius ) if you went missing for 2 years there wouldnt be a post like this


this is sarcasm and as decker is a mod here in this section of the forum it is addressed at him in some way


its called having a laugh


if you went missing id lay a little blue plak with blue text..........


and as decker said he was going to be gone for one month i agree but his last post which fell within that period of abscence cleary suggests that he will be here in one form or another within that alotted time frame


so there  ;7
Title: Re: MIA colonel decker ?
Post by: Nuclear1 on January 11, 2009, 03:00:35 pm
So you're in dekker's absence we should all get tanked and post all night? :D
Title: Re: MIA colonel decker ?
Post by: captain-custard on January 11, 2009, 03:04:43 pm
So you're in dekker's absence we should all get tanked and post all night? :D


dont forget to get laid at the same time


but all in all


yes

 :lol:
Title: Re: MIA colonel decker ?
Post by: FUBAR-BDHR on January 11, 2009, 03:08:49 pm
That's standard activity for me anyway.

So here's my theory:

Dekker made a resolution to quit drinking for new years.  He made it until just after that post on the second when the alcohol from New Years eve wore off and he just couldn't take it any more and took off out the door to go on a bender for several days.  In the process of beer goggling he met a female (we can only hope it was female) and got married.  Waking up to see what he just married he had a relapse of the sober fit and took off on another bender.  He ran into a bunch of aliens and abducted them forcing them to get him the heck off this planet..........
Title: Re: MIA colonel decker ?
Post by: tinfoil on January 11, 2009, 03:58:55 pm
or he's sitting at home laughing and deleting the occasional gendisk post. or maybe he got drunk and tried to wake up carl :drevil:
Title: Re: MIA colonel decker ?
Post by: admiral_wolf on January 11, 2009, 05:55:35 pm
Is anyone going to organise a search part of The Cambridge... That's where I'd start looking...
Title: Re: MIA colonel decker ?
Post by: Nuke on January 11, 2009, 09:49:30 pm
this thread should not be locked or adulterated in any way , :eek2:

i disagree
dekker is still partying, he will be back when they let him out of the drunk tank
commence nukage
Title: Re: MIA colonel decker ?
Post by: Colonol Dekker on February 20, 2009, 06:12:07 am
No drunk tanks......

Expect me back intermittently til Job-crunch subsides..


Plus i was in Bristol getting my "freak on" til wednesday  when i dumped her  :blah:
Title: Re: MIA colonel decker ?
Post by: Nuke on February 20, 2009, 09:07:42 am
hahahahaha
good one
:D