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General FreeSpace => FreeSpace Discussion => Topic started by: azile0 on February 13, 2009, 02:33:29 pm
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From both games. I'll let loose. See if you guys can put a face to the name? For extra prestige, name the mission you hear those in.
"I answer to a higher authority!"
"Oh, my God! It's the Lucifer!"
"They killed everyone!" (2 possible answers)
"Cut the chatter, dammit"
"Should we assist, sir?"
"Our orders are to protect this convoy."
"We shall mourn the Galatea."
"Get us out of here, Alpha 1!"
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"Stay out of the beams, and you won't get hit, pilot."
"Commence plasma core insertion."
"We're fighting blind until you paint those ships, Alpha!"
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DIVE DIVE DIVE! HIT YOUR BURNERS, PILOT!!!
:D
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"I answer to a higher authority!" McCarthy, Avenging Angels
"Oh, my God! It's the Lucifer!" Command, Playing Judas
"They killed everyone!" (2 possible answers) Lieutenant Ash, Opening Cutscene
"Cut the chatter, dammit" Bravo 2, Hallfight
"Should we assist, sir?" Wingman, Hammer and the Anvil
"Our orders are to protect this convoy.[sic]" Another Wingman, Hammer and the Anvil. Should be: "Our orders are to protect Theta."
"We shall mourn the Galatea." Admiral Shima, Doomsday (?)
"Get us out of here, Alpha 1!" not sure... Pandora's Box?
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"Stay out of the beams, and you won't get hit, pilot." Command, The Great Hunt
"Commence plasma core insertion." Psamtik, Surrender, Belisarius
"We're fighting blind until you paint those ships, Alpha!"Warspite, A Game of TAG
All from memory. Promise.
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How about: "If Command wants your opinion they'll promote you to Admiral. Now shut up and focus!"
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"This Team Vs. Team mission pits your team against Zeta team with a Ganymede installation in between. Good luck, pilots. ... Try saying that five times fast."
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"Bite me. Just ****ing bite me."
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"When I make admiral, heads will roll!"
"I'm reading an uknowun jump signature! Configuration unknowun."
"You say people are gonna die?"
"Dammit! It's unknowun and its' incoming. Can it be that too?"
"I've got a visual on something big!"
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Beat me to it.
But my favorite is "DIVE DIVE DIVE HIT YOUR BURNERS PILOT!"
Considering the first time I did that mission back in the day I was like ":O What?" and then was promptly smashed by a Sathanas. (It was a Sathanas, wasn't it?)
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Beat me to it.
But my favorite is "DIVE DIVE DIVE HIT YOUR BURNERS PILOT!"
Considering the first time I did that mission back in the day I was like ":O What?" and then was promptly smashed by a Sathanas. (It was a Sathanas, wasn't it?)
Sorry, couldn't resist. BTW, it was a Sathanas, and you were a Mara that was about to be a smear on the Sathanas' windshield.
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"Oh my God!!! Alpha one, we been set up. It's a trap. Two Sathanas Class Juggernauts are on their way. ETA 30 minutes."
"One of the juggernauts died, which collapsed the node. You had orders not to."
"The Symphonium has arrived to assist, pilots... Wait a sec, Why the hell does Sathanas 7 have friendly configuration and where is the enemy. Don't tell me you killed them all."
"Those frakking Shivans must want us to protect the Internets! Destroy the frakking Internets!"
"My those which it attacks the troop of the fighter plane go!"
"Don't worry, we patented the one-click self destruct. The Vasudans have some long and drawn out method of self destructing."
"I may or may not be the Wizard of Ambiguity. I can't really say. Prepare to die, maybe. I don't know. Actually I might know, or wait..."
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"Memories never die."
"I've got a wad of duct tape I'd like to shove up your arse!"
"We're allies in name only. You know this cease-fire is only going to last until one race recovers enough to strike the final blow against the other. If one of our species has to be destroyed, let's make damn sure we're the ones alive at the end."
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"Oh my God!!! Alpha one, we been set up. It's a trap. Two Sathanas Class Juggernauts are on their way. ETA 30 minutes." Command, second mission of Second Great War Part II
"One of the juggernauts died, which collapsed the node. You had orders not to." Command, failure debriefing of third mission of Second Great War Part II
"The Symphonium has arrived to assist, pilots... Wait a sec, Why the hell does Sathanas 7 have friendly configuration and where is the enemy. Don't tell me you killed them all." GTCv Symphonium, forth mission of Second Great War Part II
"Those frakking Shivans must want us to protect the Internets! Destroy the frakking Internets!" Terran Frakking Command, We've Got Motherfrakking Shivans, Just Another Day III - Shivans on a Plane
"My those which it attacks the troop of the fighter plane go!" Admiral Basudan, Made in Vasuda, Just Another Day III - Shivans on a Plane
"Don't worry, we patented the one-click self destruct. The Vasudans have some long and drawn out method of self destructing." Command, Bling Bling Yo, Just Another Day II - Electric Boogaloo
"I may or may not be the Wizard of Ambiguity. I can't really say. Prepare to die, maybe. I don't know. Actually I might know, or wait..." Wizard of Ambiguity, 'optional' second-to-final mission, Just Another Day II - Electric Boogaloo
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"Memories never die." I haven't heard of this one, either that or I don't remember it.
"I've got a wad of duct tape I'd like to shove up your arse!" Lieutenant Mackie, seventh mission of Derelict
"We're allies in name only. You know this cease-fire is only going to last until one race recovers enough to strike the final blow against the other. If one of our species has to be destroyed, let's make damn sure we're the ones alive at the end." Jotunheim, Secrets Reborn, Silent Threat: Reborn
That's all I can supply from memory. :nod:
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"Stay out of the beams, and you won't get hit, pilot." Command, The Great Hunt
that's just great :P
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ssmit132: "Memories Never die"-- Generation, one of the last missions, Transcend.
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Heh, I told you I hadn't played through Transcend yet.
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Beat me to it.
But my favorite is "DIVE DIVE DIVE HIT YOUR BURNERS PILOT!"
Considering the first time I did that mission back in the day I was like ":O What?" and then was promptly smashed by a Sathanas. (It was a Sathanas, wasn't it?)
Sorry, couldn't resist. BTW, it was a Sathanas, and you were a Mara that was about to be a smear on the Sathanas' windshield.
Fun times. Especially underestimating the explosive power of a Comm Node >>
Otherwise how about when one of your wingmates is berating command for it's actions regarding the Iceni.
"I don't mind being a pawn if the game makes sense!" or something along those lines.
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Well, if you're getting into campaign quotes...
"AAGGHH!! I'm blind!"
"Really? I thought we had installed sunshields.."
"This gives the Shivans sufficient time to come in and murder us all.
"Now go kill 'dem Shivans!"
"What? NO! YOU CAN'T LEAVE US! PLEASE!"
"Do I look Shivan to you?"
"I'm holding the cockpit together with duct tape.."
"I'm not Vasudan. I just fly a Horus."
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JAD, JAD, Sync (or Homesick), FS2 Main, Derelict.
"My previous appearances have been libelous! I am here for my ironically violent revenge!"
"Looks like the defecation's about to hit the ventilation..."
"I sound just like Epsilon 1 from the previous mission. He's my brother."
"The banana milkshake cannons are destroyed. Crumbelievable work there."
"I can't see in this mask."
"GET OUT OF MY WAY!"
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Return to Base
ALT+J MORON!
This is the GTVA Colo- [size=9]HOLY CRAP! FULL STOP! FULL ST-[/size]
Well crap.
You're SO on my Ignore list...
That was a little too close. We gotta wait fifteen minutes to change our shorts. Well, we've d-... ... ...stop laughing there, co-pilot.
Do not engage, I repeat-... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...dum, dum dum, dum dum dum, dum dum. Okay, you had your fun?
An then there are those duct tape jokes by Mackie in Derelict. Good stuff. :nod::yes:
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I'm going to dig out my old Mac laptop and install Freespace on it. I need to play. NOW.
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Some more obscure ones:
"Nav Buoy Game? What the hell?"
"I've confirmed this truce with my government. Consider yourselves... fortunate."
"Relax! This plan's foolproof. There's no way the Bastion's gonna mess it up."
"Execute them."
"The Shivans have destroyed the Sathanas!"
"My oath is to the people of Altair. The Archon would sell off our riches and make us a whore of the GTVA, I will not stand for that."
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"Somebody set up us the bomb!" (Yes, really.)
"Poum! Poum! Shivan Super Lasers shoot!"
"I've confirmed this truce with my government. Consider yourselves... fortunate."
EASD Nemesis, from Inferno R1, penultimate mission.
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"Nav Buoy Game? What the hell?"
:D
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"Somebody set up us the bomb!" (Yes, really.)
"Poum! Poum! Shivan Super Lasers shoot!"
You beat me to it :D These shellshocked Vasudans were really good.
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"gr33t1|\|gs, ali3n5 !
\/\/3 d1d n0t kn0w j00 c0u1d c0/\/\/\/\un1c4t3 w1th us 1n 7h1s w4y.
4l7hough 17 15 d1ff1cul7 f0r u5 t0 7r4n5m1t 1|\| y0ur l4ngu4g3, \/\/3 r3c31v3 y0ur 7r4n5m15510n5 l0ud 4nd <l34r
al13n5, d0 n07 b3 4fr41d t0 c0/\/\/\/\un1c473 w17h u5...w3 m3r3ly \/\/1sh 70 b3 fr13nd5. y0ur 1n1t14l 4tt3mp7 u51ng m0dul473d qu4n7um pul535 \/\/45 5ucc355ful - pl3453 c0n71nu3 ! w3 4r3 34g3r 70 m33t j00
4l13n5, y0ur pr1m4ry f0rm 0f c0/\/\/\/\un1c4710n v14 y0ur m37h0d 0f pl4sm4 m0dul4710n my571f135 u5...
y0ur5 15 4 57r4ng3 cul7ur3... \/\/3 c4n n0t f47h0m \/\/hy y0u c0mmun1c4t3 1n 5uch 4 d357ruc71ve w4y -- 4l7h0ugh, 51nc3 0ur 5p3c135 4r3 50 d1ff3r3n7, \/\/3 5upp053 5uch d1ff3r3nc35 1n p3rc3p710n 4r3 70 b3 3xp3c73d
h4v3 j00 l34rn3d n07h1ng 4b0u7 u5 fr0m 7h3 v4s7 cul7ur4l d4t4b453 7h4t w3 d0\/\/nl04d3d 70 y0ur 53c0nd4ry pl4n3t 7h1r7y-t\/\/0 y34r5 4g0 ?
pl3453 r35p0nd 1n 4 w4y \/\/3 c4n und3r574nd - w3 h4v3 n3v3r b3f0r3 c0m3 7h15 <l053 70 m34n1ngful <0mmun1<4710n w17h 4n07h3r 5p3<13s... \/\/3 \/\/0uld 51mply l0v3 70 g37 70g37h3r w17h y0u f0r t34 4nd cru|\/|p375
<4|\| j00 und3r574nd u5, 0r d0 j00 51mply l4c|< 7h3 4b1l17y 70 r3c31v3 7h3s3 7r4n5m15510n5 ? 1f y0u d0 n0t r3sp0nd 70 u5 0n 7h15 <h4nn3l, w3 5h4ll b3 f0rc3d 70 r37urn 70 y0ur d1574573ful m37h0d 0f c0mmun1<4710n v14 pl45m4 bur575.."
Fantastic Shivan Explanation
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Some more obscure ones:
"Nav Buoy Game? What the hell?" Beta 2 (?), fifth mission of Rogue Intentions (?)
"I've confirmed this truce with my government. Consider yourselves... fortunate."Admiral Valen (?) - EASD Nemesis, Nemesis, Inferno R1
"Relax! This plan's foolproof. There's no way the Bastion's gonna mess it up." Epsilon 1 (?), first mission of Sol: A History 2335
"Execute them." EA High Command, The Star That Failed, Sol: A History 2375 (I'm not sure on the year)
"The Shivans have destroyed the Sathanas!" Maybe Into the Depths of Hell: Chapter 3?
"My oath is to the people of Altair. The Archon would sell off our riches and make us a whore of the GTVA, I will not stand for that." Don't know this one
"Somebody set up us the bomb!" (Yes, really.) PVD Hope, 13th (?) mission of Silent Threat: Reborn
"Poum! Poum! Shivan Super Lasers shoot!" Vasudan wingman, same mission as above
"gr33t1|\|gs, ali3n5 !
\/\/3 d1d n0t kn0w j00 c0u1d c0/\/\/\/\un1c4t3 w1th us 1n 7h1s w4y.
4l7hough 17 15 d1ff1cul7 f0r u5 t0 7r4n5m1t 1|\| y0ur l4ngu4g3, \/\/3 r3c31v3 y0ur 7r4n5m15510n5 l0ud 4nd <l34r
al13n5, d0 n07 b3 4fr41d t0 c0/\/\/\/\un1c473 w17h u5...w3 m3r3ly \/\/1sh 70 b3 fr13nd5. y0ur 1n1t14l 4tt3mp7 u51ng m0dul473d qu4n7um pul535 \/\/45 5ucc355ful - pl3453 c0n71nu3 ! w3 4r3 34g3r 70 m33t j00
4l13n5, y0ur pr1m4ry f0rm 0f c0/\/\/\/\un1c4710n v14 y0ur m37h0d 0f pl4sm4 m0dul4710n my571f135 u5...
y0ur5 15 4 57r4ng3 cul7ur3... \/\/3 c4n n0t f47h0m \/\/hy y0u c0mmun1c4t3 1n 5uch 4 d357ruc71ve w4y -- 4l7h0ugh, 51nc3 0ur 5p3c135 4r3 50 d1ff3r3n7, \/\/3 5upp053 5uch d1ff3r3nc35 1n p3rc3p710n 4r3 70 b3 3xp3c73d
h4v3 j00 l34rn3d n07h1ng 4b0u7 u5 fr0m 7h3 v4s7 cul7ur4l d4t4b453 7h4t w3 d0\/\/nl04d3d 70 y0ur 53c0nd4ry pl4n3t 7h1r7y-t\/\/0 y34r5 4g0 ?
pl3453 r35p0nd 1n 4 w4y \/\/3 c4n und3r574nd - w3 h4v3 n3v3r b3f0r3 c0m3 7h15 <l053 70 m34n1ngful <0mmun1<4710n w17h 4n07h3r 5p3<13s... \/\/3 \/\/0uld 51mply l0v3 70 g37 70g37h3r w17h y0u f0r t34 4nd cru|\/|p375
<4|\| j00 und3r574nd u5, 0r d0 j00 51mply l4c|< 7h3 4b1l17y 70 r3c31v3 7h3s3 7r4n5m15510n5 ? 1f y0u d0 n0t r3sp0nd 70 u5 0n 7h15 <h4nn3l, w3 5h4ll b3 f0rc3d 70 r37urn 70 y0ur d1574573ful m37h0d 0f c0mmun1<4710n v14 pl45m4 bur575.."
Fantastic Shivan Explanation
SC Parvati, last mission of Deus Ex Machina. (Wasn't that mission called Deus Ex Machina too?)
All from memory, I could have looked up the mission files, but that would take all the fun out of it. :D
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NTC Roffle, may the god of plasma core insertions have mercy on your soul.
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I thought the freaky Shivan transmission was from JAD, from the ETAM project?
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Nope, ETAM was destroyed in hilarious circumstances involving Kool-Aid and a beaver.
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"You wanna hear another story about duct tape?"
"This is mass murder!"
"This is business."
"Now, Alpha 1, would you be a good boy and activate your self-destruct sequence for me?"
"Sa Terra, vessels of the GTA! Admiral Amentep out."
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"You wanna hear another story about duct tape?"
Mackie from Derelict.
"This is mass murder!"
"This is business."
Scylla and a Pirate from TBP:RW.
"Now, Alpha 1, would you be a good boy and activate your self-destruct sequence for me?"
Eris from TBP:RW, and I think she said, "Be a good boy now, Alpha leader, activate your self-destruct for me?"
"Sa Terra, vessels of the GTA! Admiral Amentep out."
Admiral Amentep from ST:R.
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"You're pretty funny."
"Really?"
"No."
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Sync?
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Yeah . . . in Freighterspotting.
When I first read that, I was thinking, "This journey with Farae is really going to be a dash with a cranky captain on board." ;)
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Mmhmm. Too bad the Ester died off first.. :rolleyes:
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GOOD GOD WE'VE LOST THE GALATEA!
We mourn the loss of Admiral Wolf. He was a great commander and he died with the ship he loved.
Easy enough, but they are my most memorable moments.
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You would be well advised to question the wisdom of your leaders... Helm, engage subspace drive.
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DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! Hit your burners-- (:lol:)
Stop laughing there co-pilot!
;)
Okay, so in the original source file it says "EVADE EVADE EVADE" but a corruption of the more widely known quote is more effective
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"Ha! Your puny corvette is no match for our massive destroyer with an equally massive name!"
"Navigation is the worst offender; we've been able to jury-rig a conversion interface but that pile of junk needs more babysitting than a two-year-old on Zod dust."
"With all due respect Admiral Glaive, I take orders from GTA High Command only. I will not transfer this pod to the Repulse or anywhere else without their express authorization."
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No quoting your own campaigns. Bad Goobie!
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No quoting your own campaigns. Bad Goobie!
Well technically, one of those lines never appeared in an actual campaign. though it gets bonus cool points for where it did appear. :D
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Haven't read the whole thread but here is my fav:
"You don't understand! You weren't there!!! I can feel them following me...Oh my God!! That's IT! WE'RE ALL DEAD!!!"
The FS1 intro sold me. I didn't even NEED to see the game itself. I KNEW at that line that it was going to friggin R.O.C.K.!!!
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That intro really immersed me into the FS universe, too.
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[size=9]WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU USING MY HEAD ANI?[/size]
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"Who are you?
I am a rich renegade."
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I want my Mummy!
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Interesting...all quotes seem to be from FS2 and 3-4 campaigns.
Apparently iother campaign out there aren't memorable.
Can't blame you guys, I don't think I actually remember any quote from anything except Fs2 itself (even my own campaigns! :lol: )
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A lot of good campaigns don't have awesome single-line quotes, but have more of an atmosphere or gameplay thing going for them.
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"I can't see in this mask."
"Turducken is a crime against humanity anyway, I abolish everyone of murder! Except...Armazon 1."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
"That's okay, you can rap."
"Rap?! The first of my four weaknesses! Activate anti-rap field!"
"Feel the burn!"
"How is music broadcasted like that anyway?"
"The communications subsystem! Destroy it quickly! My ears can't take much more of this..."
"How about I just kill you instead?"
"Sure, why not?
"Whoever forgot the power cord shall feel my wrath..."
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Something's out here...I don't know what it is...I think it's following me...can you hear me?...are you there?...I can see you...help me...help me...help me...please!
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Thanks now my back feels frozen from hearing the transmission playing out in my head... :shaking:
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There goes Alpha 2...
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Pilots of the 47th, cut that out! These fighters are not cheap!
I was shaking with laughter - those guys are dying and NTF Command still thinks they were doing it for fun. :lol:
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Objectives:
It's not a Dumptruck
It's a series of Tubes
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THE ALIENS ARE PROTECTING THE INTERNETS! DESTROY THE FRAKKING INTERNETS!!
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Those frakking Shivans must want us to protect the Internets! Destroy the frakking Internets!
Fixed.
Excellent, Terran! Fight against the sons of Vasuda, it will be your downfall!
Useless Terran detonators . . . I even followed the directions!
:lol:
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" Burn baby burn!" ;)
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AWACS has scratched paint. Request directions to a cheap repair shop!
AWACS has this big dent. Can we still get our security deposit back?
AWACS is continuing to talk in third person!
AWACS likes talking in third person.
AWACS feels important if he talks in third person.
AWACS is seriously doubting the whole security deposit thing.
AWACS is reporting critical damage even though our exterior looks fine.
AWACS is starting to write his will.
AWACS is two steps from death.
AWACS is dead.
AWACS debris is floating away.
AWACS is seeking to haunt the nearest ship...
AWACS is in wrong B-campaign. Please assist!
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You forgot "AWACS has slightly more moderate damage than before. Please assist, really!"
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Another one of my favorites:
"You mean YOU don't want to destroy these pirates.."
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Just about every line from the JAD trilogy
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Video games! The third of my four weaknesses. I only hope it is unexploitable...
Death! The fourth of my four weaknesses. I'll sue you in the afterlife!
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Kayser Flower
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The Nav Beacon of... Navigation!
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The one from my sig
-Why don't we send in mr. Cut-the-Chatter? He'd own Privateer in seconds!
- Because I said so.
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Just about every line from the JAD trilogy
That's being lazy.
List them all! XD
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"gr33t1|\|gs, ali3n5 !
\/\/3 d1d n0t kn0w j00 c0u1d c0/\/\/\/\un1c4t3 w1th us 1n 7h1s w4y.
4l7hough 17 15 d1ff1cul7 f0r u5 t0 7r4n5m1t 1|\| y0ur l4ngu4g3, \/\/3 r3c31v3 y0ur 7r4n5m15510n5 l0ud 4nd <l34r
al13n5, d0 n07 b3 4fr41d t0 c0/\/\/\/\un1c473 w17h u5...w3 m3r3ly \/\/1sh 70 b3 fr13nd5. y0ur 1n1t14l 4tt3mp7 u51ng m0dul473d qu4n7um pul535 \/\/45 5ucc355ful - pl3453 c0n71nu3 ! w3 4r3 34g3r 70 m33t j00
4l13n5, y0ur pr1m4ry f0rm 0f c0/\/\/\/\un1c4710n v14 y0ur m37h0d 0f pl4sm4 m0dul4710n my571f135 u5...
y0ur5 15 4 57r4ng3 cul7ur3... \/\/3 c4n n0t f47h0m \/\/hy y0u c0mmun1c4t3 1n 5uch 4 d357ruc71ve w4y -- 4l7h0ugh, 51nc3 0ur 5p3c135 4r3 50 d1ff3r3n7, \/\/3 5upp053 5uch d1ff3r3nc35 1n p3rc3p710n 4r3 70 b3 3xp3c73d
h4v3 j00 l34rn3d n07h1ng 4b0u7 u5 fr0m 7h3 v4s7 cul7ur4l d4t4b453 7h4t w3 d0\/\/nl04d3d 70 y0ur 53c0nd4ry pl4n3t 7h1r7y-t\/\/0 y34r5 4g0 ?
pl3453 r35p0nd 1n 4 w4y \/\/3 c4n und3r574nd - w3 h4v3 n3v3r b3f0r3 c0m3 7h15 <l053 70 m34n1ngful <0mmun1<4710n w17h 4n07h3r 5p3<13s... \/\/3 \/\/0uld 51mply l0v3 70 g37 70g37h3r w17h y0u f0r t34 4nd cru|\/|p375
<4|\| j00 und3r574nd u5, 0r d0 j00 51mply l4c|< 7h3 4b1l17y 70 r3c31v3 7h3s3 7r4n5m15510n5 ? 1f y0u d0 n0t r3sp0nd 70 u5 0n 7h15 <h4nn3l, w3 5h4ll b3 f0rc3d 70 r37urn 70 y0ur d1574573ful m37h0d 0f c0mmun1<4710n v14 pl45m4 bur575.."
Fantastic Shivan Explanation
Should I be worried that I didn't notice that was in 133t at first?
Oh, and on-topic, the whole exchange starting:
"Damn it!. Command let Bosch escape!"
From the retail campaign. Excellent voice acting.