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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Dr.Zer0 on March 20, 2002, 01:27:41 am
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I got this freeky thing in my 3Dap email :lol:
> Please help this poor little boy!!!!!
>
> Please, for little Billy Evans.
>
> I am a very sick little boy. My mother is typing
> this for me, because I
> can't. She is crying. The reason she is so sad is
> because I'm so sick. I
> was born without a body. It doesn't hurt, except
> when I try to breathe.
> The doctors gave me an artificial body. It is a
> burlap bag filled with
> leaves. The doctors said that was the best they
> could do on account of us
> having no money or insurance.
>
> I would like to have a body transplant, but we need
> more money. Mommy
> doesn't work because she said nobody hires crying
> people. I said, "Don't
> cry, Mommy," and she hugged my burlap bag. Mommy
> always gives me hugs, even
> though she's allergic to burlap and it makes her
> sneeze and chafes her real
> bad.
>
> I hope you will help me. You can help me if you
> forward this email to
> everyone you know. Forward it to people you don't
> know, too. Dr.Johansen
> said that for every person you forward this email
> to, Bill Gates will team
> up with AOL and send a nickel to NASA. With that
> funding, NASA will collect
> prayers from school children all over America and
> have the astronauts take
> them up into space so that the angels can hear them
> better. Then they will
> come back to earth and go to the Pope, and he will
> take up a collection in
> church and send all the money to the doctors.
>
> The doctors could help me get better then. Maybe one
> day I will be able to
> play baseball. Right now, I can only be third base.
>
> Every time you forward this letter, the astronauts
> can take more prayers to
> the angels and my dream will be closer to coming
> true.
>
> Please help me. Mommy is so sad, and I want a body.
> I don't want my leaves
> to rot before I turn 10.
>
> If you don't forward this email, that's okay. Mommy
> says you're a mean and
> heartless bastard who doesn't care about a poor
> little boy with only a
> head. She says that if you don't stew in the raw
> pit of your own
> guilt-ridden stomach, she hopes you die a long slow,
> horrible
> death and then burn forever in hell. What kind of
> cruel person are you that
> you can't take five freakin' minutes to forward this
> to all your friends so
> that they can feel guilt and shame about ignoring a
> poor, bodiless
> nine-year-old boy?
>
> Please help me. I try to be happy, but it's hard. I
> wish I had a kitty. I
> wish I could hold a kitty. I wish I could hold a
> kitty that wouldn't chew
> on me and try to bury its turds in the leaves of my
> burlap body. I wish
> that very much.
>
> Thank You,
> Billy "Smiles" Evans
>
>
> --- White Bear
> --- Squadron Leader, Ursa Pride
> --- [email protected]
>
>
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:rolleyes:
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:wtf: Some people have no lives...
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Aha! He used the Tabajara Chain Letter Generator! I knew it!! :D :lol:
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:( The boy is so sad. Send the letter... (to hell) :lol: :lol: :lol:
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There. I forwarded this to everyone I know. And I sent 50 copies to Steak just for being so great. So there. Now, I'll go learn to sing well.
Man, I'm really sad now. Some people are so unhappy, while I'm sitting here, playing Freespace. Have you got any idea how hard it is to play Freespace when you're made out of burlap.
:( :( :( :(
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Originally posted by Stunaep
There. I forwarded this to everyone I know. And I sent 50 copies to Steak just for being so great. So there. Now, I'll go learn to sing well.
Man, I'm really sad now. Some people are so unhappy, while I'm sitting here, playing Freespace. Have you got any idea how hard it is to play Freespace when you're made out of burlap.
:( :( :( :(
I hope to god you are being sarcastic ;)
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Aha! He used the Tabajara Chain Letter Generator! I knew it!! :D :lol:
I thought I had seen this before... :D
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ahahahhaha chain letters are ment to be broken :drevil:
BREAK THE CHAIN DAMMIT
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Originally posted by Dr.Zer0
I hope to god you are being sarcastic ;)
Don't bet on it ;7
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Originally posted by Dr.Zer0
I hope to god you are being sarcastic ;)
I hope to God you never thought he wasn't being sarcastic. :p
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Originally posted by Styxx
I hope to God you never thought he wasn't being sarcastic. :p
It would still be neat to have a head on a bag full of leaves anyway :D
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Originally posted by Dr.Zer0
It would still be neat to have a head on a bag full of leaves anyway :D
*picks up axe*
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Originally posted by an0n
*picks up axe*
Hey, hey. Slow down man. You dunna want any trouble eh? :p
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Muhahaha, that's Whitebear.....where is he anyway?
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Well at least I feel sorry for poor Billy. Shame on you all
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Originally posted by vadar_1
Well at least I feel sorry for poor Billy. Shame on you all
Yes. BOOO, BOOOO, BOOOOOOO!!!
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I feel sorry on the ppl who actualy belive that :rolleyes:
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:sigh: Chain letters: Scourge of the Internet. At least it's easy to ignore p0rn and pre-approved credit cards.
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Originally posted by Dr.Zer0
I feel sorry on the ppl who actualy belive that :rolleyes:
YOU BASTARD!!!
* Ten smashes Dr.Zer0's face with a bag *
Whaaat? I don't belive this s**t. I'm just trying to have a conversation :D
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Originally posted by Ten of Twelve
YOU BASTARD!!!
* Ten smashes Dr.Zer0's face with a bag *
Whaaat? I don't belive this s**t. I'm just trying to have a conversation :D
Im talking about some of the other ppl here ;)
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*Activates Vasudan attack fishes to eat chain letter post*:headz:
problem solved!
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Originally posted by Mr. Vega
*Activates Vasudan attack fishes to eat chain letter post*:headz:
problem solved!
no, now you have another head to put on a bag of leaves :eek:
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More like half a head... :)
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Originally posted by Mr. Vega
*Activates Vasudan attack fishes to eat chain letter post*:headz:
problem solved!
AAAAAHHH!!! THE GIANT VASUDAN ATTACK FISHES (tm) ARE COMING. HEEEEEEELPP.
What will the world think of next.
Actually I think, whatever it is, it'll have the word headz in it.
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Geez, talk about derailment... :D
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Originally posted by Vortex
More like half a head... :)
well then all smilies would be just walking heads...
:doh:
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Originally posted by Dr.Zer0
well then all smilies would be just walking heads...:doh:
And what exactly ARE them then? :D
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Originally posted by Styxx
And what exactly ARE them then? :D
thats almost imposable to explane, maybe it came from mindsweeper ;)
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Originally posted by Styxx
Geez, talk about derailment... :D
Should that be our new slogan?
Hard Light Productions
Talk About Derailment...
:D
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More like:
[glow=red]Hard Light Productions[/glow]
[glow=blue]Bringing derailers together[/glow]
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I.....like it!
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Were did this topic go [glow=purple]:confused:[/glow]
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[glow=blue]Everythings glowy now![/glow]
[glow=yellow]The glowing must stop![/glow]
[glow=red]I boycott it starting....[/glow][glow=white]NOW![/glow]
[glow=green]What? What are you looking at?[/glow]
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[glow=purple]no one like the purple glow :(
:snipe:[/glow]
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[glow=pink]GAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
The glows are effecting my brain![/glow]
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