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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Enigmatic Entity on March 30, 2009, 07:38:18 am
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What crap jokes have you made up or seen that are just really "crap"?
Some pirate jokes:
Pirates! Aye! Pirates! Why are pirates so mean? Because they AAARRRGHH!! Get it? Pirates go AAARRRGHH!!! all the time, because...that's what...pirates do... (from FaL).
Which I made a crap one from: Why does Captain Hook have a hook on his left arm? Because he didn't make the right choice.
Also, whenever people say that my jokes are lame, I tell them that jokes don't have legs, so they can't be lame. :doubt:
The thing is, people laugh at stuff like that or react funnily because they're so crap.
Anyone else?
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Naw... Though I can be hurtfully sarcastic sometimes. =/
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The jokes in the first post of this thread are painful.
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I personally prefer subtly insulting jokes that cause lasting psychological harm. :drevil:
No wonder I don't have many friends...
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Naw... Though I can be hurtfully sarcastic sometimes. =/
I personally prefer subtly insulting jokes that cause lasting psychological harm. :drevil:
:yes:
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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted.
Why did the man driving the train get struck by lightning? He was a good conductor.
What happened to the magical tractor? It turned into a field.
Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker are locked in mortal combat! Darth Vader pulls Luke close to him [my microphone] and says "I know what you're getting for Christmas." To which Luke responds "What!? How!? That's impossible!" Darth Vader then enlightens Luke by stating "I felt your presence."
Why do chicken coops have two doors? Because if they had four doors they'd be chicken sedans.
What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? One goes: *Whack*, "Darn!" And the other goes: "Darn," *whack*.
How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but it's going to take at least six episodes.
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat minor.
What kind of pants do The Mario Brothers wear? Denim denim denim.
A baby seal walks into a club.
What did the YouTuber say when he came in fifth place in a race? "First!"
Yes, I stole all of these from that one video.
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What's the difference between a blonde and the Titanic? We know how many people were riding the Titanic!
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The jokes in the first post of this thread are painful.
Well that's the whole intention, isn't it?
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There was once a pregnant lady going to the bank to withdraw some money. While standing in line for the bank teller someone comes in to rob the bank by telling everyone to get on the floor now. She couldn't get on the floor "now" so the robber shot her twice.
Police came and subdued the robber and sent the pregnant lady to the hospital. The bullet wounds were not lethal as the robber shot at her impregnated direction. Each child was born with a bullet.
12 years later, she had a son and daughter. The daughter pee'd a bullet and was surprised and her mom told her the story of before they were born.
The son comes in crying. The mother tells him to calm down and tries to tell him the story of before he was born. He yelled at his mother about how he'd been masturbating and shot the dog.
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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.
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(http://i44.tinypic.com/2hyxfg3.gif)
Is that crappy enough? :nervous:
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There was once a pregnant lady going to the bank to withdraw some money. While standing in line for the bank teller someone comes in to rob the bank by telling everyone to get on the floor now. She couldn't get on the floor "now" so the robber shot her twice.
Police came and subdued the robber and sent the pregnant lady to the hospital. The bullet wounds were not lethal as the robber shot at her impregnated direction. Each child was born with a bullet.
12 years later, she had a son and daughter. The daughter pee'd a bullet and was surprised and her mom told her the story of before they were born.
The son comes in crying. The mother tells him to calm down and tries to tell him the story of before he was born. He yelled at his mother about how he'd been masturbating and shot the dog.
The real kicker? He's a furry.
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(http://i44.tinypic.com/2hyxfg3.gif)
Is that crappy enough? :nervous:
:lol: That is so crappy that it's amazing!
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The real kicker? He's a furry.
I'll fur you up for that.