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Title: The Admins Are Not Asleep!
Post by: an0n on May 02, 2009, 02:12:07 pm
Come to Warpstorm!

All the cool kids are doing it.

And the dork ****sticks are watching them and jerking off.

Also, tell them Revan sent you:

http://www.warpstorm.com

 :nervous:
Title: Re: The Admins Are Asleep!
Post by: Mr. Vega on May 02, 2009, 02:14:02 pm
I somehow doubt the place has gotten any less emo or toolish.
Title: Re: The Admins Are Asleep!
Post by: an0n on May 02, 2009, 02:15:45 pm
Can't really argue with that.

But, look around. This place ain't exactly the ****ing garden of eden.
Title: Re: The Admins Are Asleep!
Post by: Mr. Vega on May 02, 2009, 02:16:43 pm
Well then stay and make things fun again.

And better to be uptight than emo IMO.
Title: Re: The Admins Are Asleep!
Post by: iamzack on May 02, 2009, 02:18:00 pm
Are there any girls there? If not, FAIL.
Title: Re: The Admins Are Asleep!
Post by: Mr. Vega on May 02, 2009, 02:18:35 pm
Sigh, do we have to pay Tiara to come back here?
Title: Re: The Admins Are Asleep!
Post by: iamzack on May 02, 2009, 02:19:29 pm
Is she hawt?
Title: Re: The Admins Are Not Asleep!
Post by: karajorma on May 02, 2009, 02:20:05 pm
Fixed the title. :p
Title: Re: The Admins Are Asleep!
Post by: Mr. Vega on May 02, 2009, 02:20:23 pm
Well an0n thought she was just her fiance in disguise, but yes, she appeared to be hot. And she had an axe fetish.
Title: Re: The Admins Are Asleep!
Post by: an0n on May 02, 2009, 02:22:57 pm
Well then stay and make things fun again.

And better to be uptight than emo IMO.
.....You really expect me to stay unbanned for more than a few hours?

I came back a couple weeks back and got banned within 5 minutes for offering a $20 reward to anyone who smashed the plastic Shivan to pieces.

This place is run by too many ****ing dickheads now. Back in the day, at least Thunder was the only dickhead. And he was barely dickheady at all. Now, even Goober has admin - and is generally unopposed in his asshattery. He ANNIHILATED the forums and crippled the place for 3 months, and they gave him more power.

Plus, like 90% of the people here don't even know who Shrike is. They don't know why there's a Snipes in FS2. Hell, most of them don't even know why their ****ty plastic Shivan mascot is called Carl, ffs.

It sickens and saddens me.

They should've listened to Sandwich when he tried to get me admin by convincing them (Shrike, Thundfireth, Steak, Maeg, Styxx, et al) that I wouldn't immediately holocaust the forums.

Which - ironically - Goober ended up doing.

:lol:

Well an0n thought she was just her fiance in disguise, but yes, she appeared to be hot. And she had an axe fetish.

She's still over at SpaceBattles, iirc. Possibly Shrike too.

She and TCO bailed when she broke both her legs in a car crash.

Though me and Kam maintain that she was probably a guy anyways.
Title: Re: The Admins Are Not Asleep!
Post by: Mr. Vega on May 02, 2009, 02:24:18 pm
No, you got banned cause of that video you posted.
Title: Re: The Admins Are Not Asleep!
Post by: an0n on May 02, 2009, 02:25:00 pm
Are there any girls there? If not, FAIL.

http://wiki.warpstorm.com/index.php?title=Misanth

She's a total slut too. She'll cyber just about anyone. It's lulztastic.

There was also Hollay (http://wiki.warpstorm.com/index.php?title=Hollay) but she bailed when me and her had... oddness.

There's a couple of others too, of varying availability and attractiveness.

No, you got banned cause of that video you posted.

That was the time before the Shivan-ban.
Title: Re: The Admins Are Not Asleep!
Post by: iamzack on May 02, 2009, 02:26:47 pm
I was compared to an0n, but now I am seeing it was a very inaccurate comparison.

Also, LOL @ cybersex.
Title: Re: The Admins Are Not Asleep!
Post by: Mr. Vega on May 02, 2009, 02:27:22 pm
Funny, now that I'm not a virgin I fail to see any point whatsoever in cybering. Or a lot things that combine the subjects of sex and the internet.
Title: Re: The Admins Are Not Asleep!
Post by: an0n on May 02, 2009, 02:28:06 pm
That's because you've not yet realised it leads to camming.

Which leads to ****ing random interwomen in sleazy motels.
Title: Re: The Admins Are Not Asleep!
Post by: Mr. Vega on May 02, 2009, 02:29:05 pm
And frankly an0n you're kind of overrated now without Stryke and Rictor to play off of you.
Title: Re: The Admins Are Not Asleep!
Post by: an0n on May 02, 2009, 02:30:21 pm
I know, I work better with a straight man.

vyper does pretty good at it.

But he's no Stryke/Rictor/KT.

Hell, even Sheepy was better. He was my best lackey ever.
Title: Re: The Admins Are Not Asleep!
Post by: iamzack on May 02, 2009, 02:31:06 pm
That's because you've not yet realised it leads to camming.

Which leads to ****ing random interwomen in sleazy motels.

Why not just skip the cybering and the camming and go for the sex? That's how I've always done it. O.o
Title: Re: The Admins Are Not Asleep!
Post by: an0n on May 02, 2009, 02:32:36 pm
You're assuming anything I do has any logic or reason behind it.

/me shakes his head and sighs.
Title: Re: The Admins Are Not Asleep!
Post by: Mr. Vega on May 02, 2009, 02:33:10 pm
Or at least find another Virtu to pick on.
Title: Re: The Admins Are Not Asleep!
Post by: an0n on May 02, 2009, 02:36:12 pm
Zack, I got bored and stalked you....

Quote
Emerald Ellis
17 years old
Cary, North Carolina
Some kind of cotton-candy/shocking-pink hair colour....

Eeeeeeeenteresting....
Title: Re: The Admins Are Not Asleep!
Post by: iamzack on May 02, 2009, 02:37:58 pm
It's not "stalking" if all you do is google me. If you were really stalking me, you'd know my middle name, my boyfriend's name, and all my health issues. (not that any of those are too hard to find either)

Oh, and you'd know that my hair isn't pink right now.

All you did was go look at my MySpace. Come on.
Title: Re: The Admins Are Not Asleep!
Post by: an0n on May 02, 2009, 02:38:48 pm
Yeah, but I don't wanna shell out $5 for a phone directory search.
Title: Re: The Admins Are Not Asleep!
Post by: an0n on May 02, 2009, 02:39:40 pm
All you did was go look at my MySpace. Come on.

Yeah, but how did I find your MySpace...?

WoooOOoOooOO....
Title: Re: The Admins Are Not Asleep!
Post by: iamzack on May 02, 2009, 02:41:17 pm
It's not like it's really hidden. I use the same e-mail address for it as I do for here.

As an experienced stalker, I find you pathetic.
Title: Re: The Admins Are Not Asleep!
Post by: Mr. Vega on May 02, 2009, 02:42:20 pm
So can I call you Em?
Title: Re: The Admins Are Not Asleep!
Post by: iamzack on May 02, 2009, 02:43:02 pm
No.
Title: Re: The Admins Are Not Asleep!
Post by: vyper on May 02, 2009, 02:45:16 pm
****ing oi!
Title: Re: The Admins Are Not Asleep!
Post by: an0n on May 02, 2009, 02:45:45 pm
It's not like it's really hidden. I use the same e-mail address for it as I do for here.

As an experienced stalker, I find you pathetic.

I'm not pathetic, I'm just lazy.

I once stalked out a 4chan OP who was trying to PAR with a faked bait. Which I'm rather proud of. I also accidentally ended up hitting on a 15yo chick from New York because of that. But, to be fair, she was REALLY hot.

Anyways:

http://fc03.deviantart.com/fs41/i/2009/005/1/a/deviant_ID_by_iamzack.jpg

?

Same smile as the MySpace shot, but the eyes are a lot lighter, so I'm kinda 50/50 on it.
Title: Re: The Admins Are Not Asleep!
Post by: Knight Templar on May 02, 2009, 02:47:19 pm
****ing oi!

Hey-o!
Title: Re: The Admins Are Not Asleep!
Post by: iamzack on May 02, 2009, 02:48:01 pm
You fail so hard. (that's not a picture of me)
Title: Re: The Admins Are Not Asleep!
Post by: Fury on May 02, 2009, 02:49:08 pm
This place is run by too many ****ing dickheads now. Back in the day, at least Thunder was the only dickhead. And he was barely dickheady at all. Now, even Goober has admin - and is generally unopposed in his asshattery. He ANNIHILATED the forums and crippled the place for 3 months, and they gave him more power.

They should've listened to Sandwich when he tried to get me admin by convincing them (Shrike, Thundfireth, Steak, Maeg, Styxx, et al) that I wouldn't immediately holocaust the forums.

Which - ironically - Goober ended up doing.
:lol:
tick tock tick tock... :nervous:

Plus, like 90% of the people here don't even know who Shrike is. They don't know why there's a Snipes in FS2. Hell, most of them don't even know why their ****ty plastic Shivan mascot is called Carl, ffs.

It sickens and saddens me.
You know, you can't expect a community to stay stagnant and not accept new members while old members can and will leave at their leisure. If that's how a community is ran, it would't survive. Who really gives a crap what happened in ancient history. I don't.

Shrike and Carl (and many others) made their own decision to leave HLP for their own reasons. If new members don't know about them, it's hardly their fault and we can't hold it up to them. Many of those new members have become very capable modders or coders. They keep the community running in place of those who have left.

You fail at reality check.
Title: Re: The Admins Are Not Asleep!
Post by: Knight Templar on May 02, 2009, 02:49:29 pm
I was compared to an0n, but now I am seeing it was a very inaccurate comparison.

Also, LOL @ cybersex.

I'd say its pretty fair. I'm sure you could come to common ground on beating women.  :)
Title: Re: The Admins Are Not Asleep!
Post by: an0n on May 02, 2009, 02:51:05 pm
You fail so hard. (that's not a picture of me)

Maysville Elementary School?

Also, **** off. I've only got your HLP profile to go off. I think I'm doing pretty okay, considering.

Plus, you being a minor doesn't help. Means you don't show up on most free people searches. And like I said, I'm not shelling out cash for proper searches.
Title: Re: The Admins Are Not Asleep!
Post by: iamzack on May 02, 2009, 02:53:21 pm
Elementary school, check. If you ran a search for "Emerald Ellis" you missed something pretty obvious.
Title: Re: The Admins Are Not Asleep!
Post by: an0n on May 02, 2009, 02:55:18 pm
Shrike and Carl (and many others) made their own decision to leave HLP for their own reasons. If new members don't know about them, it's hardly their fault and we can't hold it up to them. Many of those new members have become very capable modders or coders. They keep the community running in place of those who have left.

You fail at reality check.

No.

Shrike helped found this ****in' place. It doesn't matter if he left or not. They should know. But, no, they'd rather be ignorant little spastics creaming their pants over ****in' glow maps and ****.

As for Carl - fair enough, don't know who he is. But don't whore out his legacy by slapping his name on a piece of **** promo prop you raided the server fund to finance. It's disrespectful at best, and... provocation, at worst.

Elementary school, check. If you ran a search for "Emerald Ellis" you missed something pretty obvious.

Urgh... This is why I don't like starting this **** anymore.

People are too jaded nowadays because of Facebook and Google. Used to be impressive to find someone's dox, now it's just meh.
Title: Re: The Admins Are Not Asleep!
Post by: an0n on May 02, 2009, 02:56:08 pm
Oh, wait, the gay thing?

Yeah, I saw that but ignored it because.... Y'know - what do I care?

Unless you think making out with your best friend one time makes you gay. Then I might have a problem.
Title: Re: The Admins Are Not Asleep!
Post by: iamzack on May 02, 2009, 02:58:23 pm
Elementary school, check. If you ran a search for "Emerald Ellis" you missed something pretty obvious.
Urgh... This is why I don't like starting this **** anymore.
People are too jaded nowadays because of Facebook and Google. Used to be impressive to find someone's dox, now it's just meh.

I've been actually stalked before. I know what can be found on me on the internet. I was hoping to provoke you into finding something I didn't know about so I could be even more aware.
Title: Re: The Admins Are Not Asleep!
Post by: an0n on May 02, 2009, 03:01:24 pm
Nah, you seem pretty clean.

Not even a Facebook.

And the MySpace is the only thing of note.

I mean, I get the feeling I could get dox with enough effort, but there's not enough lulz to be worth it.

Grats on being chan-proof.
Title: Re: The Admins Are Not Asleep!
Post by: Knight Templar on May 02, 2009, 03:01:49 pm
Shrike and Carl (and many others) made their own decision to leave HLP for their own reasons. If new members don't know about them, it's hardly their fault and we can't hold it up to them. Many of those new members have become very capable modders or coders. They keep the community running in place of those who have left.

You fail at reality check.

No.

Shrike helped found this ****in' place. It doesn't matter if he left or not. They should know. But, no, they'd rather be ignorant little spastics creaming their pants over ****in' glow maps and ****.

As for Carl - fair enough, don't know who he is. But don't whore out his legacy by slapping his name on a piece of **** promo prop you raided the server fund to finance. It's disrespectful at best, and... provocation, at worst.


Which is kind of another problem in itself. I mean, if there's one thing an internet community needs, its a $300 action figure as a mascot, not servers, am I right? Not that I care, I didn't send in any money.
Title: Re: The Admins Are Not Asleep!
Post by: an0n on May 02, 2009, 03:02:36 pm
You, sir, are failing in your duties as a drama-whore.

WE MUST TAKE TO THE STREETS!
Title: Re: The Admins Are Not Asleep!
Post by: iamzack on May 02, 2009, 03:03:00 pm
Only if we don't have to wear clothes.
Title: Re: The Admins Are Not Asleep!
Post by: an0n on May 02, 2009, 03:03:48 pm
You don't have to, but I'd prefer you do for now, since I haven't found any body shots.

:p
Title: Re: The Admins Are Not Asleep!
Post by: colecampbell666 on May 02, 2009, 03:04:31 pm
:wtf:
Title: Re: The Admins Are Not Asleep!
Post by: Fury on May 02, 2009, 03:05:53 pm
Shrike helped found this ****in' place. It doesn't matter if he left or not. They should know. But, no, they'd rather be ignorant little spastics creaming their pants over ****in' glow maps and ****.
I'll add that up to the to-do-list once Sandwich finishes his ongoing project. Should be rather easily fixed by adding a history page of sorts.

As for Carl - fair enough, don't know who he is. But don't whore out his legacy by slapping his name on a piece of **** promo prop you raided the server fund to finance. It's disrespectful at best, and... provocation, at worst.
For once I agree with you. I objected to using Carl's name but I was the only one to do so of those who participated in the discussion.
Title: Re: The Admins Are Not Asleep!
Post by: iamzack on May 02, 2009, 03:06:38 pm
You don't have to, but I'd prefer you do for now, since I haven't found any body shots.

:p

Which is because you are a suckage stalker. They are findable.
Title: Re: The Admins Are Not Asleep!
Post by: an0n on May 02, 2009, 03:08:57 pm
You don't have to, but I'd prefer you do for now, since I haven't found any body shots.

:p

Which is because you are a suckage stalker. They are findable.

 :blah:
Title: Re: The Admins Are Not Asleep!
Post by: Knight Templar on May 02, 2009, 03:11:13 pm
You, sir, are failing in your duties as a drama-whore.

WE MUST TAKE TO THE STREETS!

Drama abilities are on cooldown until tonight.

Step up the game though and find those pics so we can all have a good laugh.
Title: Re: The Admins Are Not Asleep!
Post by: an0n on May 02, 2009, 03:13:16 pm
March 29th, 1991...

EDIT: Nevermind. Stupid search not realising .s aren't -s.
Title: Re: The Admins Are Not Asleep!
Post by: iamzack on May 02, 2009, 03:15:11 pm
Whatcha tryin' to find now?
Title: Re: The Admins Are Not Asleep!
Post by: colecampbell666 on May 02, 2009, 03:17:28 pm
DOB, I'd assume.
Title: Re: The Admins Are Not Asleep!
Post by: iamzack on May 02, 2009, 03:18:58 pm
That's what I thought, but then I was like "why?"
Title: Re: The Admins Are Not Asleep!
Post by: an0n on May 02, 2009, 03:22:46 pm
I'm actually wondering why you go by "iamzack" when Emerald Ellis, or at least someone posting on forums using her email address, apparently broke up with Zack.

I'm also wondering if I'm being used to try and dredge up nudes of your ex because you can't do it yourself.
Title: Re: The Admins Are Not Asleep!
Post by: iamzack on May 02, 2009, 03:27:27 pm
I got back together with this Zack.

I'm amused you haven't found him at all.

(Hint: you'll know him by his title)
Title: Re: The Admins Are Not Asleep!
Post by: an0n on May 02, 2009, 03:27:37 pm
Your cell number is very possibly: xxx.xxx.xxxx

Edited by admin: I don't care if this number is real or not, it shall be gone.
Title: Re: The Admins Are Not Asleep!
Post by: an0n on May 02, 2009, 03:29:15 pm
Three year old pic of you?

http://fc05.deviantart.com/fs7/i/2005/215/0/1/Me_doing_school_work____by_Raven_Byrde.jpg
Title: Re: The Admins Are Not Asleep!
Post by: Fury on May 02, 2009, 03:30:21 pm
Ookay, time for a closure.