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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Grimper on May 07, 2009, 07:05:36 am

Title: Google has a sense of humor :P
Post by: Grimper on May 07, 2009, 07:05:36 am: I recently downloaded the new Google Chrome browser. When it was downloading it showed some of the features, and one of the more interesting ones was "Incognito mode", which is simply a new browser window that wont track cookies, temp files, search history etc.

So after the download, I start incognito mode, and I see this pop up:

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You've gone incognito. Pages you view in this window won't appear in your browser history or search history, and they won't leave other traces, like cookies, on your computer after you close the incognito window. Any files you download or bookmarks you create will be preserved, however.

Going incognito doesn't affect the behavior of other people, servers, or software. Be wary of:

Websites that collect or share information about you
Internet service providers or employers that track the pages you visit
Malicious software that tracks your keystrokes in exchange for free smileys
Surveillance by secret agents
People standing behind you
Title: Re: Google has a sense of humor :P
Post by: Flipside on May 07, 2009, 07:07:32 am: They should have added 'cows with guns' to the list, just to see who noticed ;)
Title: Re: Google has a sense of humor :P
Post by: Androgeos Exeunt on May 07, 2009, 07:12:08 am: Apple has a sense of humour as well. Check out Section 10, Export Control of the iTunes SLA.

(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-itune-nuke-fail.jpg)

It's also in the iWork installer.

(http://hijqrg.blu.livefilestore.com/y1pkHu4fKFLYKZNLk9IOyeUljoyXC6dCa7uPwUFXBZ20Y0LT6vkKudpZUXbECgFUoTpWd9JAlwOF_stMhLYVsLo5A/iWorkNuclear.png)
Title: Re: Google has a sense of humor :P
Post by: Grimper on May 07, 2009, 07:16:08 am: Wait........how does iTunes help in the production of nuclear weapons?
Title: Re: Google has a sense of humor :P
Post by: Androgeos Exeunt on May 07, 2009, 07:17:40 am: We wonder. :confused:
Title: Re: Google has a sense of humor :P
Post by: Grimper on May 07, 2009, 07:27:31 am: Maybe they don't like us listening to Osama's 5 Step Guide to Nuclear Weapons
>.>
Title: Re: Google has a sense of humor :P
Post by: Dilmah G on May 07, 2009, 08:38:02 am: You mean
Quote from: Grimper on May 07, 2009, 07:27:31 am
Maybe they don't like us listening to Osama's Buyers Guide for Nuclear Weapons (Uber-Terrorist Edition)
>.>
Title: Re: Google has a sense of humor :P
Post by: JGZinv on May 07, 2009, 09:25:52 am: Kelly Blue Book for Extreme Ordinance?
Title: Re: Google has a sense of humor :P
Post by: Flipside on May 07, 2009, 09:28:22 am: i-Bomb?
Title: Re: Google has a sense of humor :P
Post by: Androgeos Exeunt on May 07, 2009, 10:16:10 am: Oh yeah, how could I forget the dreaded iBomb? :lol:

Or maybe the iNuke?
Title: Re: Google has a sense of humor :P
Post by: Bob-san on May 07, 2009, 10:24:37 am: Quote from: Androgeos Exeunt on May 07, 2009, 10:16:10 am
Oh yeah, how could I forget the dreaded iBomb? :lol:

Or maybe the iNuke?
I heard they were bringing back the Gen4 plastic. The new line? iGlow.
Title: Re: Google has a sense of humor :P
Post by: Herra Tohtori on May 07, 2009, 10:38:55 am: Well they obviously took notice about how iRack and iRan are treated when it comes to weapons of mass destruction.
Title: Re: Google has a sense of humor :P
Post by: Kie99 on May 07, 2009, 03:47:34 pm: (http://i2.guns.ru/forums/icons/forum_pictures/000968/968560.jpg)
Title: Re: Google has a sense of humor :P
Post by: Nuke on May 07, 2009, 05:50:22 pm: this is why i use rockbox, i can use it to make nukes
Title: Re: Google has a sense of humor :P
Post by: Charismatic on May 08, 2009, 01:15:27 pm: Halarious. That jsut proves we dont know what were agreeing to, and they know it.
Title: Re: Google has a sense of humor :P
Post by: haloboy100 on May 10, 2009, 01:02:45 pm: A bad joke that circulates around here is that, if Apple made the iTouch ultra, it'd be called the iTouch U.
Title: Re: Google has a sense of humor :P
Post by: Grizzly on May 11, 2009, 06:27:16 am: Quote from: haloboy100 on May 10, 2009, 01:02:45 pm
A bad joke that circulates around here is that, if Apple made the iTouch ultra, it'd be called the iTouch U.

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Its that bad that I just completely failed to get it
Title: Re: Google has a sense of humor :P
Post by: haloboy100 on May 12, 2009, 01:34:04 am: I'm in grade nine in a school full of idiots. What'd you expect?
Title: Re: Google has a sense of humor :P
Post by: Androgeos Exeunt on May 12, 2009, 09:39:21 am: Quote from: haloboy100 on May 10, 2009, 01:02:45 pm
A bad joke that circulates around here is that, if Apple made the iTouch ultra, it'd be called the iTouch U.

Ooh, good one, haloboy. Reminds me of that name plate fail video...
Title: Re: Google has a sense of humor :P
Post by: haloboy100 on May 12, 2009, 11:38:26 am: At least I admitted it was a bad joke :P