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Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Setekh on March 26, 2002, 02:30:49 am
Why does HLP rock? Well, it was pre-ordained... :D

(http://www.3dap.com/hlp/staff/setekh/eleventh.jpg)

Yes, this is a joke :p
Title: Re: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Blue Lion on March 26, 2002, 03:01:36 am
Quote
Originally posted by Setekh

Yes, this is a joke :p


 I don't believe you
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Sandwich on March 26, 2002, 03:07:52 am
Oy vey... *sigh*

;)
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Setekh on March 26, 2002, 03:13:23 am
Well, it was in reply to this... ;)

Quote
Originally posted by WMCoolmon
How did you get so many people to post on the forums so fast? :jaw:
;)
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Blue Lion on March 26, 2002, 03:16:04 am
And God said unto Steak, "You shall make a community called HLP and it shall kick ass"  

                                 Thunder 9.14
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Setekh on March 26, 2002, 03:23:04 am
Lol! We can make a HLP bible, just like at the VBB! We need prophets. :D
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Blue Lion on March 26, 2002, 03:29:45 am
"And God said to Shrike 'I will bring forth a great flood of trolls and spammers to the VBB, you will build a forum and take two of each kind of useful member and rebuild mankind'"

 Steak 4.32
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Setekh on March 26, 2002, 03:34:53 am
Blue Lion, you'll do. I ordain you a HLP prophet. :nod: :D
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Blue Lion on March 26, 2002, 03:40:42 am
And there was much rejoicing.....this the word of thund....um the lord....amen
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Fineus on March 26, 2002, 04:40:25 am
:lol:
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Sandwich on March 26, 2002, 05:17:38 am
:rolleyes:
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Nico on March 26, 2002, 05:31:49 am
Nice one Setekh :D
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: delta_7890 on March 26, 2002, 05:42:27 am
You do realize you've created a monster.  :lol:
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: wEvil on March 26, 2002, 06:07:21 am
[SIZE=24]IT'S ALIVE!!!![/SIZE]
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Fineus on March 26, 2002, 06:18:42 am
Quote
Originally posted by delta_7890
You do realize you've created a monster.  :lol:

Who cares - I've got the role of god ;)
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Styxx on March 26, 2002, 06:33:33 am
I like this, keep posting!!
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: wEvil on March 26, 2002, 06:35:32 am
who posted the 100,000th opst?
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Stunaep on March 26, 2002, 07:50:22 am
Quote
Originally posted by wEvil
[SIZE=24]IT'S ALIVE!!!![/SIZE]


MUAHHAAAHHHAAAHHAAAA.

I'm tired so I can't think of anything funny now, so the above will have to do. Sorry.
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Stunaep on March 26, 2002, 07:54:25 am
Quote
Originally posted by Thunder

Who cares - I've got the role of god ;)


So that would make Steak what? the mad scientists/gods humpy assistent named Igor?
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: LtNarol on March 26, 2002, 07:59:04 am
Quote
Originally posted by Thunder

Who cares - I've got the role of god ;)

just thinking back to that one thread about thunder and his crown.....anyone think we're in trouble here?

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Fineus on March 26, 2002, 10:24:55 am
Erm, yeah - no need - Gods AWOL remember? :lol:
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: CP5670 on March 26, 2002, 10:46:37 am
Quote
"And God said to Shrike 'I will bring forth a great flood of trolls and spammers to the VBB, you will build a forum and take two of each kind of useful member and rebuild mankind'"

Steak 4.32


LOL!:D:D
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: deep_eyes on March 26, 2002, 11:15:05 am
??WTF??:confused: :confused: :confused: All praise be it to Steak... Steak is good to us, gives us iron too!!!;7
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Styxx on March 26, 2002, 11:16:21 am
Quote
Originally posted by deep_eyes
Steak is good to us, gives us iron too!!!;7



LOL! :lol:
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Blue Lion on March 26, 2002, 01:39:27 pm
You guys do not wanna see Revelations ;);)
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Ryx on March 26, 2002, 01:58:39 pm
church of HLP eh?:D

:lol:
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Styxx on March 26, 2002, 03:51:14 pm
It's just another step towards our 200 years mark goals... ;7
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Sandwich on March 26, 2002, 05:16:09 pm
Hey Steak, I think you've started a cult... :doubt:
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Thorn on March 26, 2002, 05:20:00 pm
...and on the seventh day Thunder rested...
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: WMCoolmon on March 26, 2002, 05:27:52 pm
...following the sixth day, when he rested...
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Nico on March 26, 2002, 05:30:20 pm
Quote
Originally posted by WMCoolmon
...following the sixth day, when he rested...


following the fifth day, when he had party with the HL... huh, nm
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: deep_eyes on March 26, 2002, 11:08:23 pm
Quote
Originally posted by venom2506


following the fifth day, when he had party with the HL... huh, nm


following one of these days, after the party... steak induces his array to call interstellar cabs for all party goers and sends everyone home, mind you to the wrong "homes"...:jaw:
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Kamikaze on March 26, 2002, 11:35:59 pm
Eventually we'll need a guy to stake and fry because he's related to god.... volunteers? :p
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Galemp on March 26, 2002, 11:40:10 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Thunder
Erm, yeah - no need - Gods AWOL remember? :lol:


Might want to check the "New Members" list...
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Carl on March 27, 2002, 12:06:21 am
hmmm need i remind you of steak's own religious beliefs
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Blue Lion on March 27, 2002, 12:07:38 am
Yea, cause.....I dunno
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Fineus on March 27, 2002, 01:21:13 am
Quote
Originally posted by GalacticEmperor


Might want to check the "New Members" list...

Ooh, whoever did that is a funny person™ ;)


But remember kids - there's only one HLP God - beware of cheap immitations ;7
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Setekh on March 27, 2002, 03:03:32 am
Quote
Originally posted by sandwich
Hey Steak, I think you've started a cult... :doubt:


Yeah... :rolleyes:

:sigh: Keep it real, guys.
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Dr.Zer0 on March 27, 2002, 03:21:11 am
I wonder if that was Steak hoding the slab :D :p ;)
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Setekh on March 27, 2002, 03:31:48 am
:rolleyes:

Don't make me close it.
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Dr.Zer0 on March 27, 2002, 03:55:53 am
Quote
Originally posted by Setekh
:rolleyes:

Don't make me close it.


yeah, should of been a GVA Setekh :)
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: delta_7890 on March 27, 2002, 06:10:17 am
Quote
Originally posted by Stunaep


So that would make Steak what? the mad scientists/gods humpy assistent named Igor?


LOL!
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Styxx on March 27, 2002, 06:37:15 am
Quote
Originally posted by Setekh
:rolleyes:

Don't make me close it.



Already went the wrong way. Shame.
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Vertigo1 on March 27, 2002, 06:27:37 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Thunder

Who cares - I've got the role of god ;)


Good thing I don't believe in 'god'. ;)
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Kamikaze on March 27, 2002, 06:48:16 pm
Quote
Originally posted by MD-2389


Good thing I don't believe in 'god'. ;)


But you believe in HLP which already makes you submissive to the great Thunder deity ;)

j/k
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Stryke 9 on March 27, 2002, 06:50:52 pm
[smites everyone in sight]
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Thorn on March 27, 2002, 06:53:44 pm
[Condemns Stryke to the firey pits of hell]
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Stryke 9 on March 27, 2002, 06:54:13 pm
[smites Thorn and knows his mother]
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Thorn on March 27, 2002, 06:55:18 pm
[Feeds Stryke to Cerebrus]
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Stryke 9 on March 27, 2002, 07:00:15 pm
[calls down a plague of Furbies on Thorn, and kills his first-born]
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Blue Lion on March 27, 2002, 07:11:07 pm
[rolls eyes]
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Stryke 9 on March 27, 2002, 07:11:48 pm
[smites Blue Lion, too]

You stay out of this.:p
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Sandwich on March 28, 2002, 02:30:17 am
[activates incincibility tag in FRED2 on sandwich]
This is "anything goes", right? =D
[rolls Thorn's and Stryke 9's eyes along the floor]
I've always wanted to use that line...
[looks around for an eyeball-sized steamroller]
Now this is just disgusting... MUHAHAHAH!!!
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: icespeed on March 28, 2002, 02:38:36 am
why stick with the eyeballs? why not go for something bigger/more important?
;7
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Blue Lion on March 28, 2002, 02:40:27 am
:wtf:
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Setekh on March 28, 2002, 02:53:36 am
Quote
Originally posted by icespeed
why stick with the eyeballs? why not go for something bigger/more important?
;7


I see you found the ;7 smiley. I kid you not, it has only evil uses. :p
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: icespeed on March 28, 2002, 03:22:05 am
"I see you found the  smiley. I kid you not, it has only evil uses. "
Setekh

I know that. That's why I used it.
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Setekh on March 28, 2002, 03:59:10 am
Get online! I've been waiting for you. :p
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Nico on March 28, 2002, 05:43:19 am
Quote
Originally posted by icespeed
why stick with the eyeballs? why not go for something bigger/more important?
;7


this, young lady, isn't very... mmh... classy :p
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Styxx on March 28, 2002, 07:01:33 am
Quote
Originally posted by icespeed
why stick with the eyeballs? why not go for something bigger/more important?
;7



I like you, girl. ;7
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Nico on March 28, 2002, 12:02:49 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Styxx



I like you, girl. ;7


"Ouga Ouga!" said the male ape seeing a new prey
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Styxx on March 28, 2002, 12:05:37 pm
Venom, :rolleyes: STFU!
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Fineus on March 28, 2002, 12:11:26 pm
Jeez, you people - a girl comes onto the board and you all forget how to act like normal human beings...

Runs....
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Styxx on March 28, 2002, 12:13:17 pm
I won't even try to reply to that... :rolleyes:
tsk, children...
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Carl on March 28, 2002, 12:20:57 pm
we are acting like normal human beings.

just ones that never have contact with girls.
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Nico on March 28, 2002, 12:21:48 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Styxx
I won't even try to reply to that... :rolleyes:
tsk, children...


what could you reply anyway? :D
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Nico on March 28, 2002, 12:22:35 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Carl
we are acting like normal human beings.

just ones that never have contact with girls.


mmh... you're a normal 5 legged human being?
j/k :D
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Styxx on March 28, 2002, 12:24:32 pm
Quote
Originally posted by venom2506
what could you reply anyway? :D



That the lack of social life of certain forum members renders them unable to understand ridiculously simple jokes, such as the one I posted earlier. :p :D
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Nico on March 28, 2002, 12:25:58 pm
mmh, i do have a real life ;) and I was just going on with your joke actually :p
btw, open your IE (or whaever you use) favourites, and click on VWBB :nod:
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Styxx on March 28, 2002, 12:29:32 pm
I got it. And I already read and replied at the VWBB...
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Fineus on March 28, 2002, 12:32:14 pm
Hehe, bit of a topic change from the Eleventh Commandment... I'm just not sure if this is an improvement or not.
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Styxx on March 28, 2002, 12:41:28 pm
I hoped someone would keep posting HLP Bible stuff, but... :p
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: CP5670 on March 28, 2002, 12:45:39 pm
Quote
just ones that never have contact with girls.


Hey I don't have any contacts with girls, and I am acting fine... :D
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Nico on March 28, 2002, 12:50:40 pm
Quote
Originally posted by CP5670


Hey I don't have any contacts with girls, and I am acting fine... :D



mmh, something in that sentence doesn't sound right... can't put my finger on it... :D
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Sandwich on March 28, 2002, 02:42:58 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Styxx
I got it. And I already read and replied at the VWBB...


Eh? What am I missing?
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Shrike on March 28, 2002, 02:47:48 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Thunder
Jeez, you people - a girl comes onto the board and you all forget how to act like normal human beings...

Runs....  
Correction....... comes back onto the board.
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Blue Lion on March 28, 2002, 03:30:01 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Styxx
I hoped someone would keep posting HLP Bible stuff, but... :p


 Working on it :D
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: mikhael on March 28, 2002, 03:49:05 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Stryke 9
[smites Thorn and knows his mother]


Do you mean that in the biblical sense?

;)
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Zeronet on March 28, 2002, 03:53:16 pm
My social life is connected mainly to skating(on blades) with my mates :p.
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Thorn on March 28, 2002, 04:18:59 pm
Quote
Originally posted by icespeed
why stick with the eyeballs? why not go for something bigger/more important?
;7

[cringes]
Remind me to never turn my back on you...
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Setekh on March 29, 2002, 02:57:31 am
Quote
Originally posted by Styxx
That the lack of social life of certain forum members renders them unable to understand ridiculously simple jokes, such as the one I posted earlier. :p :D


No, that's not a lack of a social life; it's because he's French, remember? :D :lol: [jk]

Oh, and... blah, I wonder what icespeed things of all this. :p
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: icespeed on March 29, 2002, 03:00:12 am
i think you guys are funny.
seriously.
:D
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Setekh on March 29, 2002, 03:04:27 am
Now, watch their egos expand past boiling point. :ha:
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Stunaep on March 29, 2002, 03:07:10 am
Quote
Originally posted by Setekh



Oh, and... blah, I wonder what icespeed things of all this. :p


Don't tempt her! :nod:
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Nico on March 29, 2002, 03:09:29 am
Quote
Originally posted by Setekh


No, that's not a lack of a social life; it's because he's French, remember? :D :lol: [jk]

Oh, and... blah, I wonder what icespeed things of all this. :p


yeah, and whenever I talk to a foreigner, she falls for me (tho she won't understand a word, oddly :p ), so :ha:
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Setekh on March 29, 2002, 03:11:05 am
Quote
Originally posted by venom2506
yeah, and whenever I talk to a foreigner, she falls for me (tho she won't understand a word, oddly :p ), so :ha:


Ah, ya bum. :p It's true; all the women go for you frogs. :D [jk]
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Sandwich on March 29, 2002, 03:44:06 am
Quote
Originally posted by Thorn

[cringes]
Remind me to never turn my back on you...


It's not my back I'd be worried about...
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Setekh on March 29, 2002, 03:47:01 am
Quote
Originally posted by sandwich


It's not my back I'd be worried about...


(http://216.40.198.77/mysmilies/s/cwm/cwm/erm.gif)
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: icespeed on March 29, 2002, 03:47:44 am
hey, dont be nasty to a poor girl.
who said id fall for venom? please, people, dont assume things about me...
youd be laughing if i told you who i seriously like...;7 ;7
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Stunaep on March 29, 2002, 03:50:17 am
Quote
Originally posted by icespeed
hey, dont be nasty to a poor girl.
who said id fall for venom? please, people, dont assume things about me...
youd be laughing if i told you who i seriously like...;7 ;7


Umm... the only peoples I can think of are either Ten of Twelve of George Bush.

Hmm....
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: icespeed on March 29, 2002, 03:57:30 am
:D :ha:
youre funny.
answer: no.
youre also an idiot, sad as i am to say this...

:ha: :ha: :ha:

oh that's so funny.... my sides ache.
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Setekh on March 29, 2002, 04:04:53 am
Quote
Originally posted by Stunaep
Umm... the only peoples I can think of are either Ten of Twelve of George Bush.


:wtf::ha:
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: icespeed on March 29, 2002, 04:06:32 am
:ha:
im still laughingman, that is so funny...
anymore guesses?
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Setekh on March 29, 2002, 04:09:02 am
:p
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: icespeed on March 29, 2002, 04:09:10 am
oh, and whyd you guess ten of twelve?
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Shrike on March 29, 2002, 04:09:39 am
Quote
Originally posted by icespeed
i think you guys are funny.
seriously.
:D
Hey, I know I'm funny.  You're not telling me anything new here. :drevil:
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Setekh on March 29, 2002, 04:10:55 am
Probably a random HLPer... quite likely. :D

Oh, and look who's here... it's Canada-Man! Bring it on!
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Shrike on March 29, 2002, 04:11:18 am
Quote
Originally posted by icespeed
oh, and whyd you guess ten of twelve?
Pff, because he's a stud, girlfriend!

Bwah ha ha!  Too bad I can't do my valley girl impression in text.
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Stunaep on March 29, 2002, 04:12:12 am
I know the guy personally... and well, he goes :jaw: :jaw: :jaw: for every female between ages 12-25, with weight less than 90 kg. That includes alive, dead, drawn, rendered, ASCII, and imaginary women.

He's a dangerous guy.

And, I think I'll stop guessing, being called an idiot once per day is good enough for me :D
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Shrike on March 29, 2002, 04:12:18 am
Quote
Originally posted by Setekh
Probably a random HLPer... quite likely. :D

Oh, and look who's here... it's Canada-Man! Bring it on!
Probably me, because I brought the ;7 smillie to HLP.  Plus, I am the super sexy beast.
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Setekh on March 29, 2002, 04:12:41 am
Quote
Originally posted by Shrike
Pff, because he's a stud, girlfriend!

Bwah ha ha!  Too bad I can't do my valley girl impression in text.


Indeed, too bad... :p

The scary thing is, I can almost hear you saying it now... "girlfriend!"
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: icespeed on March 29, 2002, 04:17:08 am
oh man, you guys are funny... im practically falling off my chair here...
"super sexy beast"? "dangerous guy"?
if you could only see this from a girl's point of view...


:D :ha:
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Shrike on March 29, 2002, 04:17:50 am
I know, that's why I'm typing it.

What, you think I take this **** seriously?  HELL no! :D
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: icespeed on March 29, 2002, 04:19:25 am
i never said you took it seriously. i just said if only you could see this from a girl's point of view.

how'd you get the first fromthe second?
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Setekh on March 29, 2002, 04:20:26 am
Quote
Originally posted by icespeed
oh man, you guys are funny... im practically falling off my chair here...
"super sexy beast"? "dangerous guy"?
if you could only see this from a girl's point of view...


:D :ha:


Indeed, just don't forget to see the black text...

It's like a whole new Tier of Conversation... and usually funnier, too... "girlfriend!"
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Shrike on March 29, 2002, 04:20:42 am
By subtracting a second first.
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Stunaep on March 29, 2002, 04:23:17 am
Quote
Originally posted by icespeed
oh man, you guys are funny... im practically falling off my chair here...

:D :ha:


Good, you finally got the point. ;)
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Shrike on March 29, 2002, 04:24:18 am
Setekh-san, your spam is no good here!
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Setekh on March 29, 2002, 04:25:54 am
Quote
Originally posted by Shrike
Setekh-san, your spam is no good here!


You think that's spam? The Black™ is a reference to the past. Not one you'd understand, poor soul. Me and icespeed go way back. :p
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: icespeed on March 29, 2002, 04:25:57 am
:sigh:
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Shrike on March 29, 2002, 04:28:32 am
Quote
Originally posted by Setekh
You think that's spam? The Black™ is a reference to the past. Not one you'd understand, poor soul. Me and icespeed go way back. :p
See?  Told you.  You're boring the poor lady.
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: icespeed on March 29, 2002, 04:34:02 am
aiya... someone thinks im a _lady_?

shrike, poor thing, youre badly misled...
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Shrike on March 29, 2002, 04:34:43 am
Oh, so you're not a lady?  Even better.  ;7
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: icespeed on March 29, 2002, 04:36:04 am
...
what have i just done...?:eek:
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Shrike on March 29, 2002, 04:36:31 am
This is fun. ;)
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: icespeed on March 29, 2002, 04:39:23 am
...
should i make my escape while im still sort of ahead...?
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Setekh on March 29, 2002, 04:39:28 am
Quote
Originally posted by Shrike
See?  Told you.  You're boring the poor lady.


Come over here and say that. ;):ha:
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Shrike on March 29, 2002, 04:40:30 am
Dude, I just got off the friggen plane from Brazil.  I don't want to have to fly to another continent just to kick your ass.  So consider yourself safe.  ;)

Oh wait, I was just supposed to say something.  I suppose the ass-kicking can come free.

After we kidnap you and get you rip-roaring drunk. :D
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Setekh on March 29, 2002, 04:42:41 am
You still want to kidnap me? ;)

Give it up; you have to go over an ocean to get me, any way you look at it... ;)
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Shrike on March 29, 2002, 04:44:07 am
Not if I use a liberal amount of nuclear weaponry, boiling the pacific ocean...... Or not.
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: icespeed on March 29, 2002, 04:46:06 am
preferably not...
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Setekh on March 29, 2002, 04:46:12 am
Quote
Originally posted by Shrike
Not if I use a liberal amount of nuclear weaponry, boiling the pacific ocean...... Or not.


Try and get that past customs... ;)
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: icespeed on March 29, 2002, 04:47:13 am
theres always a way past customs.
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Shrike on March 29, 2002, 04:47:14 am
The thing is, by the time I get to Oz, I won't have any left, so Customs can't bust me. ;)

Besides, taking a plane is easier.
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Setekh on March 29, 2002, 04:48:56 am
Quote
Originally posted by Shrike
The thing is, by the time I get to Oz, I won't have any left, so Customs can't bust me. ;)


Won't you be, like radioactive by then? Then you'll get stuck in quarantine instead. :p
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Shrike on March 29, 2002, 04:50:47 am
Damn.

Alrighty, off to plan B.

GRIDFIRE!

Things are always better with Gridfire.
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: icespeed on March 29, 2002, 04:52:45 am
along with all the mutated rats and fruitflyprone fruit and asians...
... okay, i shouldnt have said that...
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Shrike on March 29, 2002, 04:55:00 am
Hey, at least you won't need to worry about nightlights any more..... just put the cat out.
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Setekh on March 29, 2002, 04:55:05 am
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Originally posted by Shrike
GRIDFIRE!

Things are always better with Gridfire.


So very true... for example, the-

Oh, I could think of so many funny examples. Time to make some renders. :D
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: icespeed on March 29, 2002, 04:56:14 am
"Hey, at least you won't need to worry about nightlights any more..... just put the cat out."
Shrike

we should report you to the RSPCA.
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Shrike on March 29, 2002, 04:58:25 am
We could put you out!
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: icespeed on March 29, 2002, 05:01:00 am
=P
i don't like you...
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Shrike on March 29, 2002, 05:02:58 am
I'm sorry...... what can I do to change your mind about me?
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: icespeed on March 29, 2002, 05:04:21 am
be _nice_ to me...
if you know the meaning fo the word..
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Shrike on March 29, 2002, 05:07:14 am
Sorry, I'll be nicer.

But being bad is so much more fun.
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: icespeed on March 29, 2002, 05:08:03 am
:sigh:
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Shrike on March 29, 2002, 05:09:55 am
Geez, it's a two-way street. :p
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: icespeed on March 29, 2002, 05:11:52 am
everything is.
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Shrike on March 29, 2002, 05:12:22 am
Actually, Brazil had a lot of one-way streets.
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: icespeed on March 29, 2002, 05:15:02 am
yes, but you can go down them the wrong way...
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Nico on March 29, 2002, 05:25:22 am
One-man-shows are borring, but two-men-one-woman show sure aren't :p
"sits near and looks at the scene"

Oh, btw, Icespeed, you WOULD fall for me ( :D ), but you're too young, sorry :D
hey! just joking :p
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Setekh on March 29, 2002, 05:26:24 am
:ha:

So much for ICQ - you come here instead. :p

We just doubled her postcount, in one day. Neat. :jaw:
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Nico on March 29, 2002, 05:35:50 am
yeah, not bad, and 100% spam :p
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Setekh on March 29, 2002, 05:45:02 am
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Originally posted by venom2506
yeah, not bad, and 100% spam :p


I don't think she has enough FS knowledge to post non-spam. :p

(That's the excuse I imagine, anyway)
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Nico on March 29, 2002, 05:51:39 am
well, teach her?
mmh, I guess it's a no go :p
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Stunaep on March 29, 2002, 05:53:25 am
Seems to me, that if she hangs out here for a while, we'll be hitting the 1,000,000 mark in no time.
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Thorn on March 29, 2002, 06:53:05 am
bah, spammers :rolleyes:
I'm goin to taunt the cops!
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Setekh on March 29, 2002, 06:58:49 am
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Originally posted by Stunaep
Seems to me, that if she hangs out here for a while, we'll be hitting the 1,000,000 mark in no time.


No kidding...

Hey Thorn, get yourself over to the Support forum. :)
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Thorn on March 29, 2002, 07:09:44 am
I saw it, I saw it :p
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Setekh on March 29, 2002, 07:15:14 am
I tell you what, it'll sort your mess pretty well. ;)
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Thorn on March 29, 2002, 07:24:03 am
Yeah..
Thank GOD
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Setekh on March 29, 2002, 07:28:01 am
Yeah. Say goodbye to that mess; it looks particularly bad when you don't have much in your post, but the avatars stretch it out anyway. :p
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Styxx on March 29, 2002, 11:17:41 am
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Originally posted by Setekh
Yeah. Say goodbye to that mess; it looks particularly bad when you don't have much in your post, but the avatars stretch it out anyway. :p


Indeed, that's awful. Hurry up. :D
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Setekh on March 30, 2002, 01:05:04 am
Done and done. It's... umm... better. :D Would've liked to have seen untouchable with his set... ;)
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: CP5670 on March 30, 2002, 01:15:26 am
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Yeah. Say goodbye to that mess; it looks particularly bad when you don't have much in your post, but the avatars stretch it out anyway. :p


That would actually be kind of nice from the poster's point of view, as it would make his posts look much larger and having more CONTENT than they actually do. ;):D
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: CODEDOG ND on March 30, 2002, 01:17:53 am
"And Steak led his people into the wilderness in search of the land they called the Hard Light." - Shrike 1:13
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Setekh on March 30, 2002, 01:40:42 am
Nice one, CodeDog. :D

Quote
Originally posted by CP5670
That would actually be kind of nice from the poster's point of view, as it would make his posts look much larger and having more CONTENT than they actually do. ;):D


Oh, I see! Well, sorry Thorn. :D
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Zeronet on March 30, 2002, 02:55:49 am
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Originally posted by icespeed
everything is.


:wtf: They dont have one-way streets in that place the Queen went to a few weeks ago?
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Shrike on March 30, 2002, 03:14:05 am
Right.  What's next, HLP monk orders?

Well, we already have the HLP monkey - Thunder - so I guess we don't have far to go.
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Fineus on March 30, 2002, 03:22:52 am
A monkey and a god... what a great value deal I am ;7
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Zeronet on March 30, 2002, 03:29:43 am
:nervous: /me runs
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Shrike on March 30, 2002, 03:48:08 am
Quote
Originally posted by Thunder
A monkey and a god... what a great value deal I am ;7
You sure you're not a Incan?
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Fineus on March 30, 2002, 04:19:09 am
Hehe, yep ;)
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Styxx on March 30, 2002, 07:09:13 am
Quote
Originally posted by Thunder
A monkey and a god... what a great value deal I am ;7


Hm, er...

* runs *
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Setekh on March 31, 2002, 02:23:44 am
Quote
Originally posted by Shrike
Right.  What's next, HLP monk orders?

Well, we already have the HLP monkey - Thunder - so I guess we don't have far to go.


Monkeys -> monks? Oh, dear... :ha:
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Shrike on March 31, 2002, 05:55:23 am
I figured I'd make the connection right away, instead of letting a forumite get it.
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Zeronet on March 31, 2002, 06:25:53 am
Quote
Originally posted by Styxx


Hm, er...

* runs *


Indeed a good course of action.
Title: The Eleventh Commandment
Post by: Styxx on March 31, 2002, 12:54:21 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Zeronet
Indeed a good course of action.


Around here, it's the best course of action most of the time. Too bad I don't usually have the common sense to follow it. :D