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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Setekh on March 26, 2002, 02:30:49 am
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Why does HLP rock? Well, it was pre-ordained... :D
(http://www.3dap.com/hlp/staff/setekh/eleventh.jpg)
Yes, this is a joke :p
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Originally posted by Setekh
Yes, this is a joke :p
I don't believe you
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Oy vey... *sigh*
;)
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Well, it was in reply to this... ;)
Originally posted by WMCoolmon
How did you get so many people to post on the forums so fast? :jaw:
;)
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And God said unto Steak, "You shall make a community called HLP and it shall kick ass"
Thunder 9.14
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Lol! We can make a HLP bible, just like at the VBB! We need prophets. :D
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"And God said to Shrike 'I will bring forth a great flood of trolls and spammers to the VBB, you will build a forum and take two of each kind of useful member and rebuild mankind'"
Steak 4.32
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Blue Lion, you'll do. I ordain you a HLP prophet. :nod: :D
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And there was much rejoicing.....this the word of thund....um the lord....amen
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:lol:
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:rolleyes:
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Nice one Setekh :D
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You do realize you've created a monster. :lol:
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[SIZE=24]IT'S ALIVE!!!![/SIZE]
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Originally posted by delta_7890
You do realize you've created a monster. :lol:
Who cares - I've got the role of god ;)
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I like this, keep posting!!
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who posted the 100,000th opst?
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Originally posted by wEvil
[SIZE=24]IT'S ALIVE!!!![/SIZE]
MUAHHAAAHHHAAAHHAAAA.
I'm tired so I can't think of anything funny now, so the above will have to do. Sorry.
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Originally posted by Thunder
Who cares - I've got the role of god ;)
So that would make Steak what? the mad scientists/gods humpy assistent named Igor?
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Originally posted by Thunder
Who cares - I've got the role of god ;)
just thinking back to that one thread about thunder and his crown.....anyone think we're in trouble here?
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
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Erm, yeah - no need - Gods AWOL remember? :lol:
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"And God said to Shrike 'I will bring forth a great flood of trolls and spammers to the VBB, you will build a forum and take two of each kind of useful member and rebuild mankind'"
Steak 4.32
LOL!:D:D
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??WTF??:confused: :confused: :confused: All praise be it to Steak... Steak is good to us, gives us iron too!!!;7
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Originally posted by deep_eyes
Steak is good to us, gives us iron too!!!;7
LOL! :lol:
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You guys do not wanna see Revelations ;);)
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church of HLP eh?:D
:lol:
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It's just another step towards our 200 years mark goals... ;7
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Hey Steak, I think you've started a cult... :doubt:
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...and on the seventh day Thunder rested...
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...following the sixth day, when he rested...
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Originally posted by WMCoolmon
...following the sixth day, when he rested...
following the fifth day, when he had party with the HL... huh, nm
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Originally posted by venom2506
following the fifth day, when he had party with the HL... huh, nm
following one of these days, after the party... steak induces his array to call interstellar cabs for all party goers and sends everyone home, mind you to the wrong "homes"...:jaw:
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Eventually we'll need a guy to stake and fry because he's related to god.... volunteers? :p
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Originally posted by Thunder
Erm, yeah - no need - Gods AWOL remember? :lol:
Might want to check the "New Members" list...
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hmmm need i remind you of steak's own religious beliefs
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Yea, cause.....I dunno
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Originally posted by GalacticEmperor
Might want to check the "New Members" list...
Ooh, whoever did that is a funny person™ ;)
But remember kids - there's only one HLP God - beware of cheap immitations ;7
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Originally posted by sandwich
Hey Steak, I think you've started a cult... :doubt:
Yeah... :rolleyes:
:sigh: Keep it real, guys.
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I wonder if that was Steak hoding the slab :D :p ;)
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:rolleyes:
Don't make me close it.
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Originally posted by Setekh
:rolleyes:
Don't make me close it.
yeah, should of been a GVA Setekh :)
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Originally posted by Stunaep
So that would make Steak what? the mad scientists/gods humpy assistent named Igor?
LOL!
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Originally posted by Setekh
:rolleyes:
Don't make me close it.
Already went the wrong way. Shame.
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Originally posted by Thunder
Who cares - I've got the role of god ;)
Good thing I don't believe in 'god'. ;)
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Originally posted by MD-2389
Good thing I don't believe in 'god'. ;)
But you believe in HLP which already makes you submissive to the great Thunder deity ;)
j/k
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[smites everyone in sight]
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[Condemns Stryke to the firey pits of hell]
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[smites Thorn and knows his mother]
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[Feeds Stryke to Cerebrus]
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[calls down a plague of Furbies on Thorn, and kills his first-born]
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[rolls eyes]
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[smites Blue Lion, too]
You stay out of this.:p
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[activates incincibility tag in FRED2 on sandwich]
This is "anything goes", right? =D
[rolls Thorn's and Stryke 9's eyes along the floor]
I've always wanted to use that line...
[looks around for an eyeball-sized steamroller]
Now this is just disgusting... MUHAHAHAH!!!
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why stick with the eyeballs? why not go for something bigger/more important?
;7
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:wtf:
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Originally posted by icespeed
why stick with the eyeballs? why not go for something bigger/more important?
;7
I see you found the ;7 smiley. I kid you not, it has only evil uses. :p
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"I see you found the smiley. I kid you not, it has only evil uses. "
Setekh
I know that. That's why I used it.
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Get online! I've been waiting for you. :p
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Originally posted by icespeed
why stick with the eyeballs? why not go for something bigger/more important?
;7
this, young lady, isn't very... mmh... classy :p
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Originally posted by icespeed
why stick with the eyeballs? why not go for something bigger/more important?
;7
I like you, girl. ;7
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Originally posted by Styxx
I like you, girl. ;7
"Ouga Ouga!" said the male ape seeing a new prey
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Venom, :rolleyes: STFU!
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Jeez, you people - a girl comes onto the board and you all forget how to act like normal human beings...
Runs....
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I won't even try to reply to that... :rolleyes:
tsk, children...
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we are acting like normal human beings.
just ones that never have contact with girls.
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Originally posted by Styxx
I won't even try to reply to that... :rolleyes:
tsk, children...
what could you reply anyway? :D
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Originally posted by Carl
we are acting like normal human beings.
just ones that never have contact with girls.
mmh... you're a normal 5 legged human being?
j/k :D
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Originally posted by venom2506
what could you reply anyway? :D
That the lack of social life of certain forum members renders them unable to understand ridiculously simple jokes, such as the one I posted earlier. :p :D
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mmh, i do have a real life ;) and I was just going on with your joke actually :p
btw, open your IE (or whaever you use) favourites, and click on VWBB :nod:
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I got it. And I already read and replied at the VWBB...
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Hehe, bit of a topic change from the Eleventh Commandment... I'm just not sure if this is an improvement or not.
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I hoped someone would keep posting HLP Bible stuff, but... :p
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just ones that never have contact with girls.
Hey I don't have any contacts with girls, and I am acting fine... :D
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Originally posted by CP5670
Hey I don't have any contacts with girls, and I am acting fine... :D
mmh, something in that sentence doesn't sound right... can't put my finger on it... :D
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Originally posted by Styxx
I got it. And I already read and replied at the VWBB...
Eh? What am I missing?
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Originally posted by Thunder
Jeez, you people - a girl comes onto the board and you all forget how to act like normal human beings...
Runs....
Correction....... comes back onto the board.
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Originally posted by Styxx
I hoped someone would keep posting HLP Bible stuff, but... :p
Working on it :D
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
[smites Thorn and knows his mother]
Do you mean that in the biblical sense?
;)
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My social life is connected mainly to skating(on blades) with my mates :p.
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Originally posted by icespeed
why stick with the eyeballs? why not go for something bigger/more important?
;7
[cringes]
Remind me to never turn my back on you...
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Originally posted by Styxx
That the lack of social life of certain forum members renders them unable to understand ridiculously simple jokes, such as the one I posted earlier. :p :D
No, that's not a lack of a social life; it's because he's French, remember? :D :lol: [jk]
Oh, and... blah, I wonder what icespeed things of all this. :p
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i think you guys are funny.
seriously.
:D
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Now, watch their egos expand past boiling point. :ha:
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Originally posted by Setekh
Oh, and... blah, I wonder what icespeed things of all this. :p
Don't tempt her! :nod:
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Originally posted by Setekh
No, that's not a lack of a social life; it's because he's French, remember? :D :lol: [jk]
Oh, and... blah, I wonder what icespeed things of all this. :p
yeah, and whenever I talk to a foreigner, she falls for me (tho she won't understand a word, oddly :p ), so :ha:
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Originally posted by venom2506
yeah, and whenever I talk to a foreigner, she falls for me (tho she won't understand a word, oddly :p ), so :ha:
Ah, ya bum. :p It's true; all the women go for you frogs. :D [jk]
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Originally posted by Thorn
[cringes]
Remind me to never turn my back on you...
It's not my back I'd be worried about...
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Originally posted by sandwich
It's not my back I'd be worried about...
(http://216.40.198.77/mysmilies/s/cwm/cwm/erm.gif)
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hey, dont be nasty to a poor girl.
who said id fall for venom? please, people, dont assume things about me...
youd be laughing if i told you who i seriously like...;7 ;7
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Originally posted by icespeed
hey, dont be nasty to a poor girl.
who said id fall for venom? please, people, dont assume things about me...
youd be laughing if i told you who i seriously like...;7 ;7
Umm... the only peoples I can think of are either Ten of Twelve of George Bush.
Hmm....
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:D :ha:
youre funny.
answer: no.
youre also an idiot, sad as i am to say this...
:ha: :ha: :ha:
oh that's so funny.... my sides ache.
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Originally posted by Stunaep
Umm... the only peoples I can think of are either Ten of Twelve of George Bush.
:wtf::ha:
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:ha:
im still laughingman, that is so funny...
anymore guesses?
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:p
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oh, and whyd you guess ten of twelve?
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Originally posted by icespeed
i think you guys are funny.
seriously.
:D
Hey, I know I'm funny. You're not telling me anything new here. :drevil:
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Probably a random HLPer... quite likely. :D
Oh, and look who's here... it's Canada-Man! Bring it on!
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Originally posted by icespeed
oh, and whyd you guess ten of twelve?
Pff, because he's a stud, girlfriend!
Bwah ha ha! Too bad I can't do my valley girl impression in text.
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I know the guy personally... and well, he goes :jaw: :jaw: :jaw: for every female between ages 12-25, with weight less than 90 kg. That includes alive, dead, drawn, rendered, ASCII, and imaginary women.
He's a dangerous guy.
And, I think I'll stop guessing, being called an idiot once per day is good enough for me :D
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Originally posted by Setekh
Probably a random HLPer... quite likely. :D
Oh, and look who's here... it's Canada-Man! Bring it on!
Probably me, because I brought the ;7 smillie to HLP. Plus, I am the super sexy beast.
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Originally posted by Shrike
Pff, because he's a stud, girlfriend!
Bwah ha ha! Too bad I can't do my valley girl impression in text.
Indeed, too bad... :p
The scary thing is, I can almost hear you saying it now... "girlfriend!"
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oh man, you guys are funny... im practically falling off my chair here...
"super sexy beast"? "dangerous guy"?
if you could only see this from a girl's point of view...
:D :ha:
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I know, that's why I'm typing it.
What, you think I take this **** seriously? HELL no! :D
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i never said you took it seriously. i just said if only you could see this from a girl's point of view.
how'd you get the first fromthe second?
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Originally posted by icespeed
oh man, you guys are funny... im practically falling off my chair here...
"super sexy beast"? "dangerous guy"?
if you could only see this from a girl's point of view...
:D :ha:
Indeed, just don't forget to see the black text...
It's like a whole new Tier of Conversation... and usually funnier, too... "girlfriend!"
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By subtracting a second first.
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Originally posted by icespeed
oh man, you guys are funny... im practically falling off my chair here...
:D :ha:
Good, you finally got the point. ;)
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Setekh-san, your spam is no good here!
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Originally posted by Shrike
Setekh-san, your spam is no good here!
You think that's spam? The Black™ is a reference to the past. Not one you'd understand, poor soul. Me and icespeed go way back. :p
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:sigh:
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Originally posted by Setekh
You think that's spam? The Black™ is a reference to the past. Not one you'd understand, poor soul. Me and icespeed go way back. :p
See? Told you. You're boring the poor lady.
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aiya... someone thinks im a _lady_?
shrike, poor thing, youre badly misled...
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Oh, so you're not a lady? Even better. ;7
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what have i just done...?:eek:
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This is fun. ;)
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should i make my escape while im still sort of ahead...?
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Originally posted by Shrike
See? Told you. You're boring the poor lady.
Come over here and say that. ;):ha:
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Dude, I just got off the friggen plane from Brazil. I don't want to have to fly to another continent just to kick your ass. So consider yourself safe. ;)
Oh wait, I was just supposed to say something. I suppose the ass-kicking can come free.
After we kidnap you and get you rip-roaring drunk. :D
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You still want to kidnap me? ;)
Give it up; you have to go over an ocean to get me, any way you look at it... ;)
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Not if I use a liberal amount of nuclear weaponry, boiling the pacific ocean...... Or not.
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preferably not...
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Originally posted by Shrike
Not if I use a liberal amount of nuclear weaponry, boiling the pacific ocean...... Or not.
Try and get that past customs... ;)
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theres always a way past customs.
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The thing is, by the time I get to Oz, I won't have any left, so Customs can't bust me. ;)
Besides, taking a plane is easier.
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Originally posted by Shrike
The thing is, by the time I get to Oz, I won't have any left, so Customs can't bust me. ;)
Won't you be, like radioactive by then? Then you'll get stuck in quarantine instead. :p
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Damn.
Alrighty, off to plan B.
GRIDFIRE!
Things are always better with Gridfire.
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along with all the mutated rats and fruitflyprone fruit and asians...
... okay, i shouldnt have said that...
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Hey, at least you won't need to worry about nightlights any more..... just put the cat out.
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Originally posted by Shrike
GRIDFIRE!
Things are always better with Gridfire.
So very true... for example, the-
Oh, I could think of so many funny examples. Time to make some renders. :D
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"Hey, at least you won't need to worry about nightlights any more..... just put the cat out."
Shrike
we should report you to the RSPCA.
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We could put you out!
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=P
i don't like you...
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I'm sorry...... what can I do to change your mind about me?
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be _nice_ to me...
if you know the meaning fo the word..
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Sorry, I'll be nicer.
But being bad is so much more fun.
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:sigh:
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Geez, it's a two-way street. :p
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everything is.
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Actually, Brazil had a lot of one-way streets.
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yes, but you can go down them the wrong way...
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One-man-shows are borring, but two-men-one-woman show sure aren't :p
"sits near and looks at the scene"
Oh, btw, Icespeed, you WOULD fall for me ( :D ), but you're too young, sorry :D
hey! just joking :p
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:ha:
So much for ICQ - you come here instead. :p
We just doubled her postcount, in one day. Neat. :jaw:
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yeah, not bad, and 100% spam :p
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Originally posted by venom2506
yeah, not bad, and 100% spam :p
I don't think she has enough FS knowledge to post non-spam. :p
(That's the excuse I imagine, anyway)
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well, teach her?
mmh, I guess it's a no go :p
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Seems to me, that if she hangs out here for a while, we'll be hitting the 1,000,000 mark in no time.
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bah, spammers :rolleyes:
I'm goin to taunt the cops!
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Originally posted by Stunaep
Seems to me, that if she hangs out here for a while, we'll be hitting the 1,000,000 mark in no time.
No kidding...
Hey Thorn, get yourself over to the Support forum. :)
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I saw it, I saw it :p
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I tell you what, it'll sort your mess pretty well. ;)
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Yeah..
Thank GOD
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Yeah. Say goodbye to that mess; it looks particularly bad when you don't have much in your post, but the avatars stretch it out anyway. :p
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Originally posted by Setekh
Yeah. Say goodbye to that mess; it looks particularly bad when you don't have much in your post, but the avatars stretch it out anyway. :p
Indeed, that's awful. Hurry up. :D
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Done and done. It's... umm... better. :D Would've liked to have seen untouchable with his set... ;)
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Yeah. Say goodbye to that mess; it looks particularly bad when you don't have much in your post, but the avatars stretch it out anyway. :p
That would actually be kind of nice from the poster's point of view, as it would make his posts look much larger and having more CONTENT than they actually do. ;):D
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"And Steak led his people into the wilderness in search of the land they called the Hard Light." - Shrike 1:13
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Nice one, CodeDog. :D
Originally posted by CP5670
That would actually be kind of nice from the poster's point of view, as it would make his posts look much larger and having more CONTENT than they actually do. ;):D
Oh, I see! Well, sorry Thorn. :D
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Originally posted by icespeed
everything is.
:wtf: They dont have one-way streets in that place the Queen went to a few weeks ago?
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Right. What's next, HLP monk orders?
Well, we already have the HLP monkey - Thunder - so I guess we don't have far to go.
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A monkey and a god... what a great value deal I am ;7
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:nervous: /me runs
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Originally posted by Thunder
A monkey and a god... what a great value deal I am ;7
You sure you're not a Incan?
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Hehe, yep ;)
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Originally posted by Thunder
A monkey and a god... what a great value deal I am ;7
Hm, er...
* runs *
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Originally posted by Shrike
Right. What's next, HLP monk orders?
Well, we already have the HLP monkey - Thunder - so I guess we don't have far to go.
Monkeys -> monks? Oh, dear... :ha:
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I figured I'd make the connection right away, instead of letting a forumite get it.
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Originally posted by Styxx
Hm, er...
* runs *
Indeed a good course of action.
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Originally posted by Zeronet
Indeed a good course of action.
Around here, it's the best course of action most of the time. Too bad I don't usually have the common sense to follow it. :D