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Title: Have you been Kissed?
Post by: WeatherOp on May 26, 2009, 09:34:22 pm
Interesting topic came up in IRC the other day and I'm curious.  :p

Title: Re: Have you been Kissed?
Post by: Mongoose on May 26, 2009, 10:04:28 pm
I'm assuming you mean outside of parents and grandparents, and if so, nope.
Title: Re: Have you been Kissed?
Post by: Rick James on May 26, 2009, 10:25:23 pm
Alas, negatory. Women seem not to notice me.
Title: Re: Have you been Kissed?
Post by: Dark RevenantX on May 26, 2009, 10:57:56 pm
You guys suck.  More importantly, you don't get sucked.

Sadly, I don't fall into the above group, but at least I've kissed/been kissed.
Title: Re: Have you been Kissed?
Post by: achtung on May 26, 2009, 11:41:54 pm
Frequently...

Come to think of it, probably one of the reasons I'm never around here anymore.  :nervous:
Title: Re: Have you been Kissed?
Post by: Kosh on May 26, 2009, 11:58:29 pm
Often
Title: Re: Have you been Kissed?
Post by: Galemp on May 27, 2009, 12:26:39 am
:wtf: Dude, there's quite a few people here with children.
Title: Re: Have you been Kissed?
Post by: Knight Templar on May 27, 2009, 01:02:34 am
:wtf: Dude, there's quite a few people here with children.

I hear Science has come up with means so that you don't even have to brave touching Her anymore! *SNORK* Thank gods! *SNORK*
Title: Re: Have you been Kissed?
Post by: Grizzly on May 27, 2009, 01:15:57 am
:wtf: Dude, there's quite a few people here with children.

There are also a few people who actually are children.
Title: Re: Have you been Kissed?
Post by: Kosh on May 27, 2009, 01:24:20 am
Well there also appears to be quite a few people who wont have children. :p
Title: Re: Have you been Kissed?
Post by: Androgeos Exeunt on May 27, 2009, 01:29:27 am
/me has voted.

Nope. I repel most girls like how Dettol kills germs.
Title: Re: Have you been Kissed?
Post by: karajorma on May 27, 2009, 01:38:50 am
Well there also appears to be quite a few people who wont have children. :p

And some who just shouldn't. :p
Title: Re: Have you been Kissed?
Post by: Dilmah G on May 27, 2009, 03:53:42 am
:wtf: Dude, there's quite a few people here with children.

There are also a few people who actually are children.
"THAT'S ME! THAT'S ME!"  :lol:

Well there also appears to be quite a few people who wont have children. :p

And some who just shouldn't. :p
That's also correct. I wondered why you would bother with a topic like this, but I'm not surprised by the poll submissions. But really, I do recommend all of you that answered no to being kissed to buy some acne cream, stop getting bowl cuts, and begin exposing yourself to the physical realm in controlled outings. :P
 
Title: Re: Have you been Kissed?
Post by: Knight Templar on May 27, 2009, 04:00:20 am
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Title: Re: Have you been Kissed?
Post by: Dilmah G on May 27, 2009, 04:01:49 am
DAAAYUM! I NEED SOMMA DAT ****!
Title: Re: Have you been Kissed?
Post by: Grizzly on May 27, 2009, 04:08:53 am
Nah, don't need that. No need to rush, either.
Title: Re: Have you been Kissed?
Post by: NGTM-1R on May 27, 2009, 04:48:29 am
sheltered boyscout

Having been one, I find this phrase hilarous. Black Mucus Disease and all that. But then my troop was small, went on endless backpacking expeditions, and eventually died out after I left it because we scared the parents of younger kids too much and they stopped joining.
Title: Re: Have you been Kissed?
Post by: perihelion on May 27, 2009, 09:13:58 am
[glances over at 2-year-old daughter]
umm... yup.  Definitely been kissed.  And then some.

And I lol'd over the whole "sheltered boyscout" thing as well.  I never was one, but my best friend through highschool was.  Last I saw him, he had a beautiful woman practically falling into his lap, and he had offered his services to me as personal hit-man just the hour before.
Title: Re: Have you been Kissed?
Post by: haloboy100 on May 27, 2009, 09:21:38 am
Get Proactiv, America's #1 acne and snarky nerd system!

With three steps a day, its all you need to counter your acne and nerdy virginitis symptoms. Strong enough to cure the most sheltered boyscout, yet gentle enough to use every day. Proactiv lets you enjoy the clear, radiant skin you've always wanted. Remember, just a little dab is all it takes!
Proactiv didn't work **** for me. At all
I had inflammatory acne all over my back, face, and chest. I tried using proactiv and all I ever got was about 5 different lotions and gels that all burned like hell and didn't do anything.

I had to use Acutane (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acutane) for about 4-6 months before I began to show any results of my acne going away.

My upper back, chest and face is now covered in scars and craters because of it...

Won't be getting kissed any time soon :P

Now for any small zits I use this cream thing called Cetaphil. It's just one cream, doesn't burn, I can use it in the shower and it works 10x better than proactiv.
Title: Re: Have you been Kissed?
Post by: iamzack on May 27, 2009, 09:26:59 am
[glances over at 2-year-old daughter]
umm... yup.  Definitely been kissed.  And then some.

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/170/456474931_0356ba4a8d.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: Have you been Kissed?
Post by: haloboy100 on May 27, 2009, 09:33:40 am
I think the point was that he was married.
Title: Re: Have you been Kissed?
Post by: iamzack on May 27, 2009, 09:35:08 am
I know. But I went with my first thought anyway.
Title: Re: Have you been Kissed?
Post by: Flipside on May 27, 2009, 09:43:52 am
I think that's a 'Yes' for me....
Title: Re: Have you been Kissed?
Post by: Pred the Penguin on May 27, 2009, 09:55:50 am
Have I been kissed..... by the opposite sex?

Just had to ask. =/
Title: Re: Have you been Kissed?
Post by: Narvi on May 27, 2009, 12:33:38 pm
No.

I don't have the lips for it.
Title: Re: Have you been Kissed?
Post by: Knight Templar on May 27, 2009, 12:36:37 pm
[glances over at 2-year-old daughter]
umm... yup.  Definitely been kissed.  And then some.

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/170/456474931_0356ba4a8d.jpg?v=0)

I'm sorry, but you're retarded. That was dumb.
Title: Re: Have you been Kissed?
Post by: karajorma on May 27, 2009, 01:02:04 pm
Watch it with the flames KT.
Title: Re: Have you been Kissed?
Post by: Turambar on May 27, 2009, 01:38:50 pm
I lol'd.  Perfect pedobear execution
Title: Re: Have you been Kissed?
Post by: Scotty on May 27, 2009, 01:59:56 pm
Not yet. :(
Title: Re: Have you been Kissed?
Post by: Mefustae on May 27, 2009, 04:45:55 pm
I lol'd.  Perfect pedobear execution
Of course you'd say that.

It's not sad that you've never been kissed. It's sad that someone here has been kissed once and never again, suggesting it was such a traumatic experience for all parties involved that a court order was made to prohibit further activities. That's gotta be depressing.
Title: Re: Have you been Kissed?
Post by: Splinter on May 27, 2009, 05:26:58 pm
now when it's many times is that from many diffrent persons? or just many times even from the same one?  :pimp:
Title: Re: Have you been Kissed?
Post by: iamzack on May 27, 2009, 05:46:46 pm
He didn't specify *where* either. Or whether no-tongue counts.
Title: Re: Have you been Kissed?
Post by: Sushi on May 27, 2009, 06:56:57 pm
It's not sad that you've never been kissed. It's sad that someone here has been kissed once and never again, suggesting it was such a traumatic experience for all parties involved that a court order was made to prohibit further activities. That's gotta be depressing.

Not necessarily...

Less tragic explanation #1: A tragic tale of love and loss, meeting the perfect girl one night at someone else's wedding, then losing their phone number...

Much less tragic explanation #2: First kiss was extremely recent, more to come!

Nerdy explanation #3: Poll answer = (Number of kisses) % 2.

CIA Explanation #4: Choosing this poll option was a way to signal secretly to another operative that the mission is compromised.

Sappy Explanation #5: There were actually others... but none that counted like THAT *ONE* perfect kiss.
Title: Re: Have you been Kissed?
Post by: Nuke on May 27, 2009, 07:48:07 pm
ive been kissed lots of times, and ive probibly had sex even more times (mainly cause i end up dating sex addicts with strong aversions to kissing).

il share one of my secrets i use to get kissed with all you geeks out there:
fat girls
Title: Re: Have you been Kissed?
Post by: iamzack on May 27, 2009, 07:52:20 pm
il share one of my secrets i use to get kissed with all you geeks out there:
fat girls

Sadly, you may be onto something.

(Also, Turambar seconds this, but not in relation to me.)
Title: Re: Have you been Kissed?
Post by: Dark RevenantX on May 27, 2009, 08:02:35 pm
Find a fat girl, then find a gym, then it's only a matter of talking and time.
Title: Re: Have you been Kissed?
Post by: WeatherOp on May 27, 2009, 09:09:43 pm
Very interesting so far.  ;)
Title: Re: Have you been Kissed?
Post by: Dilmah G on May 28, 2009, 03:24:41 am
il share one of my secrets i use to get kissed with all you geeks out there:
fat girls

Oh Nuke come on man... Unless of course you implied that you were friends with the fat girl in order to get to her hot friends, in that case I would be A-Okay with it.

Find a fat girl, then find a gym, then it's only a matter of talking and time.
And what if you want action? Oh... you put time in there :P

Title: Re: Have you been Kissed?
Post by: Knight Templar on May 28, 2009, 04:00:17 am
il share one of my secrets i use to get kissed with all you geeks out there:
fat girls

Oh Nuke come on man... Unless of course you implied that you were friends with the fat girl in order to get to her hot friends, in that case I would be A-Okay with it.

No, I'm pretty sure he's referring to what my bros would call a "slump buster."
Title: Re: Have you been Kissed?
Post by: Dilmah G on May 28, 2009, 04:13:58 am
That's a good one. Cumdumpster's one I hear from Americans as well.
Title: Re: Have you been Kissed?
Post by: Knight Templar on May 28, 2009, 04:28:07 am
That's a good one. Cumdumpster's one I hear from Americans as well.

Ew. lol

Those are two different kinds of girls. Well, marginally different.
Title: Re: Have you been Kissed?
Post by: Dilmah G on May 28, 2009, 04:38:21 am
They serve the same purpose.
Title: Re: Have you been Kissed?
Post by: Mefustae on May 28, 2009, 07:58:33 am

That's a good one. Cumdumpster's one I hear from Americans as well.
*Ahem* I believe the politically correct term is "box of assorted creams".
Title: Re: Have you been Kissed?
Post by: Dilmah G on May 28, 2009, 08:17:53 am
That would be correct.
Title: Re: Have you been Kissed?
Post by: Rian on May 28, 2009, 01:00:38 pm
Let's ease up on the casual misogyny, dudes.
Title: Re: Have you been Kissed?
Post by: Knight Templar on May 28, 2009, 02:18:51 pm
Uh oh, busted.
Title: Re: Have you been Kissed?
Post by: iamzack on May 28, 2009, 02:49:32 pm
Aw, she beat me to it. :[
Title: Re: Have you been Kissed?
Post by: Dilmah G on May 29, 2009, 06:28:39 am
Aw, she beat me to it. :[
Thank GOD.
Uh oh, busted.
:nervous:
Title: Re: Have you been Kissed?
Post by: Androgeos Exeunt on May 29, 2009, 06:59:43 am
Aw, she beat me to it. :[

Who? Rian?
Title: Re: Have you been Kissed?
Post by: Mikes on May 29, 2009, 07:48:54 am
Well there also appears to be quite a few people who wont have children. :p

Also quite a few people who are content at merely "practising" to have children - excessively :eek2: :snorts:  :lol:

Edit: Looks at the more recent thread... gosh... some people appear to have issues concerning women /sigh :(
Title: Re: Have you been Kissed?
Post by: Wobble73 on May 29, 2009, 07:56:06 am
Having been married for 7 years, to a partner I've been with for 12 years...............yes lots, however, a lot less these days. Married life for you!


:lol:
Title: Re: Have you been Kissed?
Post by: Mefustae on May 29, 2009, 08:05:01 am
Aaah, women.

Can't live with 'em. Can't kill 'em.
Title: Re: Have you been Kissed?
Post by: Dilmah G on May 29, 2009, 08:24:47 am
Can't live with 'em. Can't kill 'em legally.
There are some annoying ones out there. I'm dealing with one at the moment, ARGH!
Title: Re: Have you been Kissed?
Post by: Stealth on May 29, 2009, 10:26:44 am
[glances over at 2-year-old daughter]
umm... yup.  Definitely been kissed.  And then some.

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/170/456474931_0356ba4a8d.jpg?v=0)

I'm sorry, but you're retarded. That was dumb.

Actually i thought that was pretty good.  A nice harmless joke.
Title: Re: Have you been Kissed?
Post by: Dilmah G on May 29, 2009, 10:43:50 am
It probably depends if you have kids or not, being a kid, I see the humuor :P
Title: Re: Have you been Kissed?
Post by: Black Wolf on May 30, 2009, 11:58:07 pm
Well there also appears to be quite a few people who wont have children. :p

*Waves hand*

I realized awhile back that I'd be a terrible father, so I'm in that category by design.