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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: WeatherOp on May 26, 2009, 09:34:22 pm
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Interesting topic came up in IRC the other day and I'm curious. :p
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I'm assuming you mean outside of parents and grandparents, and if so, nope.
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Alas, negatory. Women seem not to notice me.
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You guys suck. More importantly, you don't get sucked.
Sadly, I don't fall into the above group, but at least I've kissed/been kissed.
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Frequently...
Come to think of it, probably one of the reasons I'm never around here anymore. :nervous:
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Often
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:wtf: Dude, there's quite a few people here with children.
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:wtf: Dude, there's quite a few people here with children.
I hear Science has come up with means so that you don't even have to brave touching Her anymore! *SNORK* Thank gods! *SNORK*
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:wtf: Dude, there's quite a few people here with children.
There are also a few people who actually are children.
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Well there also appears to be quite a few people who wont have children. :p
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/me has voted.
Nope. I repel most girls like how Dettol kills germs.
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Well there also appears to be quite a few people who wont have children. :p
And some who just shouldn't. :p
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:wtf: Dude, there's quite a few people here with children.
There are also a few people who actually are children.
"THAT'S ME! THAT'S ME!" :lol:
Well there also appears to be quite a few people who wont have children. :p
And some who just shouldn't. :p
That's also correct. I wondered why you would bother with a topic like this, but I'm not surprised by the poll submissions. But really, I do recommend all of you that answered no to being kissed to buy some acne cream, stop getting bowl cuts, and begin exposing yourself to the physical realm in controlled outings. :P
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(http://open.salon.com/blog/rahul_k_parikh/2008/08/30/files/proactiv_acne_treatment1220066483.jpg)
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DAAAYUM! I NEED SOMMA DAT ****!
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Nah, don't need that. No need to rush, either.
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sheltered boyscout
Having been one, I find this phrase hilarous. Black Mucus Disease and all that. But then my troop was small, went on endless backpacking expeditions, and eventually died out after I left it because we scared the parents of younger kids too much and they stopped joining.
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[glances over at 2-year-old daughter]
umm... yup. Definitely been kissed. And then some.
And I lol'd over the whole "sheltered boyscout" thing as well. I never was one, but my best friend through highschool was. Last I saw him, he had a beautiful woman practically falling into his lap, and he had offered his services to me as personal hit-man just the hour before.
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Get Proactiv, America's #1 acne and snarky nerd system!
With three steps a day, its all you need to counter your acne and nerdy virginitis symptoms. Strong enough to cure the most sheltered boyscout, yet gentle enough to use every day. Proactiv lets you enjoy the clear, radiant skin you've always wanted. Remember, just a little dab is all it takes!
Proactiv didn't work **** for me. At all
I had inflammatory acne all over my back, face, and chest. I tried using proactiv and all I ever got was about 5 different lotions and gels that all burned like hell and didn't do anything.
I had to use Acutane (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acutane) for about 4-6 months before I began to show any results of my acne going away.
My upper back, chest and face is now covered in scars and craters because of it...
Won't be getting kissed any time soon :P
Now for any small zits I use this cream thing called Cetaphil. It's just one cream, doesn't burn, I can use it in the shower and it works 10x better than proactiv.
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[glances over at 2-year-old daughter]
umm... yup. Definitely been kissed. And then some.
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/170/456474931_0356ba4a8d.jpg?v=0)
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I think the point was that he was married.
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I know. But I went with my first thought anyway.
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I think that's a 'Yes' for me....
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Have I been kissed..... by the opposite sex?
Just had to ask. =/
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No.
I don't have the lips for it.
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[glances over at 2-year-old daughter]
umm... yup. Definitely been kissed. And then some.
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/170/456474931_0356ba4a8d.jpg?v=0)
I'm sorry, but you're retarded. That was dumb.
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Watch it with the flames KT.
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I lol'd. Perfect pedobear execution
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Not yet. :(
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I lol'd. Perfect pedobear execution
Of course you'd say that.
It's not sad that you've never been kissed. It's sad that someone here has been kissed once and never again, suggesting it was such a traumatic experience for all parties involved that a court order was made to prohibit further activities. That's gotta be depressing.
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now when it's many times is that from many diffrent persons? or just many times even from the same one? :pimp:
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He didn't specify *where* either. Or whether no-tongue counts.
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It's not sad that you've never been kissed. It's sad that someone here has been kissed once and never again, suggesting it was such a traumatic experience for all parties involved that a court order was made to prohibit further activities. That's gotta be depressing.
Not necessarily...
Less tragic explanation #1: A tragic tale of love and loss, meeting the perfect girl one night at someone else's wedding, then losing their phone number...
Much less tragic explanation #2: First kiss was extremely recent, more to come!
Nerdy explanation #3: Poll answer = (Number of kisses) % 2.
CIA Explanation #4: Choosing this poll option was a way to signal secretly to another operative that the mission is compromised.
Sappy Explanation #5: There were actually others... but none that counted like THAT *ONE* perfect kiss.
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ive been kissed lots of times, and ive probibly had sex even more times (mainly cause i end up dating sex addicts with strong aversions to kissing).
il share one of my secrets i use to get kissed with all you geeks out there:
fat girls
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il share one of my secrets i use to get kissed with all you geeks out there:
fat girls
Sadly, you may be onto something.
(Also, Turambar seconds this, but not in relation to me.)
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Find a fat girl, then find a gym, then it's only a matter of talking and time.
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Very interesting so far. ;)
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il share one of my secrets i use to get kissed with all you geeks out there:
fat girls
Oh Nuke come on man... Unless of course you implied that you were friends with the fat girl in order to get to her hot friends, in that case I would be A-Okay with it.
Find a fat girl, then find a gym, then it's only a matter of talking and time.
And what if you want action? Oh... you put time in there :P
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il share one of my secrets i use to get kissed with all you geeks out there:
fat girls
Oh Nuke come on man... Unless of course you implied that you were friends with the fat girl in order to get to her hot friends, in that case I would be A-Okay with it.
No, I'm pretty sure he's referring to what my bros would call a "slump buster."
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That's a good one. Cumdumpster's one I hear from Americans as well.
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That's a good one. Cumdumpster's one I hear from Americans as well.
Ew. lol
Those are two different kinds of girls. Well, marginally different.
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They serve the same purpose.
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That's a good one. Cumdumpster's one I hear from Americans as well.
*Ahem* I believe the politically correct term is "box of assorted creams".
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That would be correct.
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Let's ease up on the casual misogyny, dudes.
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Uh oh, busted.
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Aw, she beat me to it. :[
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Aw, she beat me to it. :[
Thank GOD.
Uh oh, busted.
:nervous:
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Aw, she beat me to it. :[
Who? Rian?
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Well there also appears to be quite a few people who wont have children. :p
Also quite a few people who are content at merely "practising" to have children - excessively :eek2: :snorts: :lol:
Edit: Looks at the more recent thread... gosh... some people appear to have issues concerning women /sigh :(
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Having been married for 7 years, to a partner I've been with for 12 years...............yes lots, however, a lot less these days. Married life for you!
:lol:
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Aaah, women.
Can't live with 'em. Can't kill 'em.
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Can't live with 'em. Can't kill 'em legally.
There are some annoying ones out there. I'm dealing with one at the moment, ARGH!
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[glances over at 2-year-old daughter]
umm... yup. Definitely been kissed. And then some.
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/170/456474931_0356ba4a8d.jpg?v=0)
I'm sorry, but you're retarded. That was dumb.
Actually i thought that was pretty good. A nice harmless joke.
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It probably depends if you have kids or not, being a kid, I see the humuor :P
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Well there also appears to be quite a few people who wont have children. :p
*Waves hand*
I realized awhile back that I'd be a terrible father, so I'm in that category by design.