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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: sigtau on June 12, 2009, 12:30:28 pm
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I HAVE STARTED ONE.
START POSTING, FOR GREAT JUSTICE!
<sigtau> I wonder if there are any homosexual Vasudans.
<ShadowGorrath> Ewww
<Hades> OH GOD
<Hades> I WANT THAT IMAGE OUT OF MY HEAD -NOW-
<ShadowGorrath> Sigtau you have a very dirty mind. That's it. I'm joining the NTF...
<sigtau> Signature worthy.
<mura> wait... there are genders among the vasudans?
<Hades> One would be Vasudan to think so
<Hades> Err
<Hades> Wise*
<sigtau> How the hell would Vasudans reproduce then?
<sigtau> Budding?
<qazwsx> 3 sexes!
<Hades> They would reproduce by magic
<qazwsx> male, female, xemale!
<sigtau> Hades is a homosexual Vasudan.
<sigtau> male
<sigtau> female
<sigtau> e-mail
<Hades> Sigtau: Go **** a train
<ShadowGorrath> OK, I'M OUTTA HERE BEFORE I GET SICK
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Bash.org top 100 (http://www.bash.org/?top) is a great site for this kind of thing.
Examples:
#244321 +(25571)- [X]
<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.
#835030 +(13967)- [X]
<Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key
<Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> **** me
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Everyone, let's try to keep this a #hard-light only quote thread.
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<any member on irc> SHUT UP NUCLEAR!!
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[01:24] <Hades> http://img199.imageshack.us/i/63427835.jpg/
[01:24] <Hades> LOOK
[01:24] <Hades> AND BE BEWILDERED
[01:24] <Hero_Swe> Subspace drive?
[01:24] <red-laptop> it's a piece
[01:24] <Hades> But not just any subspace drive
[01:24] <Hades> It's a subspace drive v3!
[01:24] <Hero_Swe> THE Subspace drive?
[01:24] <Hero_Swe> ohisee
[01:24] <Hades> ...
[01:24] <Hades> goddamnit
[01:24] <Hades> That made me lost the game.
[01:24] <red-laptop> we need a subspace drive
[01:24] <Hades> Yeah
[01:25] <red-laptop> for shenanigans
[01:25] <Hades> I've got three versions
[01:25] <red-laptop> and hotblood
[01:25] <Hades> Old FS1 style, newer style, and that one.
[01:25] <Hero_Swe> lol...i'd love to put that in a dogfight mission
[01:25] <Hero_Swe> and if you destroyed it
[01:25] <Hero_Swe> you triggered a supernova
[01:25] <Hero_Swe> :P
[01:25] <Hades> ...
[01:25] <red-laptop> awesome
[01:25] <Hades> That gives me an awesome idea
[01:25] <Hades> Now, to learn how to FRED
[01:25] <red-laptop> do the walkthrough
[01:25] <red-laptop> beam-free-all
[01:25] <Hades> And we will call the mission "Someone set us up the bom"
[01:25] <Hero_Swe> :P
[01:25] <Hades> bomb*
[01:26] <Hades> And I will blast trolls with my fabulous spaceship
[01:26] <+mura> Hades
[01:26] <+mura> can you make it look drill like?
[01:26] <Hades> ...
[01:26] <Hades> why
[01:26] <+mura> just wondering
[01:26] <Hades> Why would someone make a drill-subspace drive?
[01:26] <Hades> Oh
[01:26] <Hero_Swe> Mura needs a drill model
0[01:26] <Hades> Oh
[01:26] <Hero_Swe> Mura needs a drill model
[01:26] <Hades> I'VE GOT IT
[01:26] <Hero_Swe> :P
[01:27] <+mura> rule of cool
[01:27] <Hades> A SUBSPACE MISSILE!
[01:27] <Hero_Swe> mura is making a porno in Freespace
[01:27] <Hades> subspace drive missile*
[01:27] <+mura> mhhh, wasn't thinking that, but that would look awesome
[01:27] <Hades> You fire one, and it triggers a supernova!
[01:27] <+mura> hahaha
[01:27] <Hades> You fire two and...
[01:27] <Hades> Well
[01:27] <Hades> We don't know what happens
[01:27] <+mura> divide by 0 effect
[01:27] <Hades> But **** goes down for sure.
[01:27] * tinfoil ([email protected]) Quit ( Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client )
[01:27] <Hero_Swe> You collapse all nodes near you
[01:28] <Hades> And then it triggers a supernova!
[01:28] <Hades> It's genius, and evil.
[01:28] <Hades> I love it.
[01:28] <Hero_Swe> and you bring the "Bigger than shivan" enemy into the playingfield
[01:28] <Hades> And then that causes a second supernova
[01:28] <Hero_Swe> and then the SH_Gargant jumps in
[01:28] <Hero_Swe> and rick rolls you
[01:28] <Hades> And that causes 3 more supernovas from the rick rolls
[01:28] <Hades> AXEM
[01:28] <Hades> GET IN HERE
[01:28] <Hades> We have ideas for JAD3
[01:29] <Hades> JAD4*
[01:29] <Hero_Swe> Hades and Hero_Swe. Thinktank for JAD4
[01:29] <Hero_Swe> I've got this logged
[01:29] <Hero_Swe> Next time axem is on
[01:29] <Hades> Because we will NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN -
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Hades and Hero_Swe. Thinktank for JAD4
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Axem sigged this.
[21:50] <redsniper> but yeah, child abuse is only entertaining to a point
We were talking about Black Lagoon. Context matters.
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I think Goober won't mind if I quoted this. Karajorma might, though. :nervous:
[13:06] [INFO] Channel view for “#hard-light” opened.
[13:06] =-= User mode for Androgeos is now +i
[13:06] =-= User mode for Androgeos is now +w
[13:06] -->| YOU (Androgeos) have joined #hard-light
[13:06] =-= Topic for #hard-light is “<sarcasm> Welcome to #Hard-Light! | Talk to people in the 3.6.10 lobby! irc://fs2netd.game-warden.com:7117/autoselect | Ron Paul in 2012! | http://www.fsoinstaller.com/dndadventures.html | PM your FRED3 trivia to Axem! | FS2_Open 3.6.10 RC2: http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php/topic,62210.0.html | Welcome Mibbit Users!”
[13:06] =-= Topic for #hard-light was set by Axem on Sat, May 2, 2009 6:43:14 AM
[13:06] <Androgeos> Afternoon, all.
[13:06] === Hammer <Mibbit@[AAAAAAAAA].net> “http://www.mibbit.com”
[13:06] === Hammer: member of #hard-light
[13:06] === Hammer: attached to serenity.esper.net “The Voice of Tranquility”
[13:06] --- End of WHOIS information for Hammer.
[13:06] <Androgeos> Hammer, prepare to be WHOIS'd.
[13:06] <Androgeos> [13:06] === Hammer <Mibbit@[AAAAAAAAA].net> “http://www.mibbit.com”
[13:07] === Goober5000 <chatzilla@[AAAAAAAAA].net> “Goober5000”
[13:07] === Goober5000: member of @#hard-light
[13:07] === Goober5000: attached to roc.esper.net “Are you ready to roc?”
[13:07] === Goober5000 has identified for this nick
[13:07] --- End of WHOIS information for Goober5000.
[13:07] <Androgeos> Your WHOIS is the same as Goober's.
[13:09] <Goober5000> is that so!
[13:09] <Goober5000> mister, you have some explaining to do
[13:09] <Androgeos> [13:06] === Hammer <Mibbit@[AAAAAAAAA].net> “http://www.mibbit.com”
[13:09] <Androgeos> [13:07] === Goober5000 <chatzilla@[AAAAAAAAA].net> “Goober5000”
[13:09] <Hammer> WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY HOSTNAME?
[13:09] <blowfish> lul
[13:10] <blowfish> !8ball lul?
[13:10] <BotenAnna> blowfish: The answer is certainly yes.
[13:10] <Goober5000> lol
[13:10] <Goober5000> I say we kick him
[13:10] <Hammer> wat
[13:10] <Hammer> !8ball should I be kicked?
[13:10] <BotenAnna> Hammer: I doubt it very much.
[13:10] <Hammer> yay!
[13:10] <Hammer> !8ball should I get ops?
[13:10] <BotenAnna> Hammer: Come again?
[13:11] <Hammer> !8ball should I get ops?
[13:11] <BotenAnna> Hammer: In your dreams.
[13:11] <blowfish> !8ball is Goober developing multiple personalities?
[13:11] <BotenAnna> blowfish: No chance.
[13:11] <Hammer> doh
[13:11] <Androgeos> !weather
[13:11] <blowfish> !8ball is Goober impersonating multiple personalities?
[13:11] <BotenAnna> Androgeos: Singapore, Singapore at 1:00 PM SGT on May 02, 2009: [Temp: 88 F / 31 C Mostly Cloudy] [Hum: 75%] [Wind: SW 9 mph / 15 kph]
[13:11] <BotenAnna> blowfish: Obviously.
[13:11] <Goober5000> heh
[13:11] <Hammer> lies!
[13:12] <blowfish> All right, Goober. You're not crazy, you're just ... crazy
[13:12] <Goober5000> this is more fun than that time there were 4 goobers online
[13:12] -->| Goober50000 (Mibbit@[AAAAAAAAA].net) has joined #hard-light
[13:12] <Goober50000> O HAI
[13:12] <Androgeos> O.o
[13:13] <BlackMan> HAI
[13:13] <blowfish> Goober(5*10^x)
[13:14] -->| Lurker5000 (Lurker5000@[AAAAAAAAA].net) has joined #hard-light
[13:14] <Androgeos> That makes four!
[13:14] =-= Mode #hard-light +o Lurker5000 by ChanServ
[13:14] <Lurker5000> don't mind me, I'm just lurking
[13:14] <Battuta> comsat sweep!
[13:14] <Goober50000> OM NOM NOM NOM
[13:14] <Hammer> I need ops! I can't kick anyone like this!
[13:15] -->| Delimis has joined #hard-light
[13:15] <Goober5000> lol
[13:16] <DJShrike> One day satan went to heaven and said "Yo wussup" and Jesus was like "OMGWTFWallH4X"
[13:16] <Goober5000> no, he said "Where have you come from?"
[13:16] <mura> Jesus is a worst hacker
[13:16] <Androgeos> By the way, Goober, why does mura have a grey bubble?
[13:16] <blowfish> he has +v
[13:17] <Androgeos> Voice?
[13:17] <blowfish> yes
[13:17] <Goober5000> and Satan said "From going back and forth on the Earth and moving through it"
[13:17] <Androgeos> So what does +v do?
[13:17] <blowfish> allows you to talk when +m is set
[13:17] =-= Mode #hard-light +m by Goober5000
[13:17] <Goober5000> whee
[13:17] <Androgeos> What's +m?
[13:17] === #hard-light Cannot send to channel
[13:17] <Androgeos> !weather
[13:17] === #hard-light Cannot send to channel
[13:18] <Lurker5000> stop that, stop that, we don't need more lurkers
[13:18] =-= Mode #hard-light -m by Lurker5000
[13:18] =-= blowfish is now known as blowfish_
[13:18] <Goober50000> THERE'S BUTTER ON MY FACE!
[13:18] =-= blowfish_ is now known as blowfish
[13:19] <blowfish> who's butter? o_O
[13:19] <Zacam> Eww
[13:19] <Hammer> i can has ops?
[13:19] <Zacam> PEANUT BUTTER!
[13:19] <blowfish> !!!!! :O
[13:19] * Androgeos forgot to shave.
[13:20] <mura> i bet you wont +m again
[13:21] <blowfish> O RLY?
[13:22] =-= Mode #hard-light +m by Goober5000
[13:22] <Goober5000> ha!
[13:22] <mura> <.<
[13:22] <mura> he did it
[13:22] -->| O_RLY (blowfish@[LOLOLOLOL].net) has joined #hard-light
[13:22] <mura> i guess i lost that bet
[13:23] <Lurker5000> sigh
[13:23] =-= Mode #hard-light -m by Lurker5000
[13:23] <--| O_RLY has left #hard-light
[13:23] <Goober5000> nooooo
[13:23] <mura> internal struggle?
[13:23] <Goober50000> I CAN HAS COOKIE!
[13:23] <blowfish> That's weird
[13:23] <blowfish> for some reason
[13:23] <HerraTohtori> what was that
[13:23] <Zacam> Scizophrenia. It's fun. I preffer quadraphenia myself.
[13:23] <blowfish> I can't change my nick when +m is set
[13:24] <HerraTohtori> 08:23 -!- mode/#hard-light [-m] by Lurker5000
[13:24] =-= blowfish is now known as blowfish_
[13:24] =-= blowfish_ is now known as O_RLY
[13:24] <Hammer> I need to kick someone
[13:24] <HerraTohtori> when was I +m'd?
[13:24] =-= O_RLY is now known as blowfish
[13:24] <Androgeos> You wasn't, Herra.
[13:24] <Hammer> nevar!
[13:24] <Androgeos> Goober +m'd the entire room.
[13:24] <blowfish> somehow only applies to #hard-light
[13:24] * HerraTohtori tries to see the point in that
[13:24] * HerraTohtori fails it
[13:25] * Androgeos has lost The Game.
[13:25] * Delimis has lost The Game.
[13:25] <Hammer> I AM TEH WIN
[13:25] <Goober50000> NO U
[13:25] <Goober50000> WAIT
[13:25] <Hammer> lol
[13:25] <blowfish> lulificaiton
[13:26] <mura> \join #Hard-light-chan TODAY
[13:26] <blowfish> okay...
[13:26] <blowfish> there seems to be a mechanism in place
[13:26] <Goober50000> I CANT IT DOESNT WORK
[13:27] <blowfish> for keeping a user from changing their nick when +m is set in a channel where they don't have ops
[13:27] <Zacam> If you don't have voice in an +m channel, sysevent messages also cannot be sent.
[13:27] <Zacam> Because sysevent from ChanServ also does not have voice.
[13:28] <Zacam> SysServ for server messages is not affected.
[13:28] <Goober5000> so should I also do +m on ChanServ?
[13:28] <blowfish> I did it in the server window
[13:28] <Zacam> And that was probably more information than was necessary.
[13:28] <Goober50000> !8ball can I get ops now?
[13:28] <BotenAnna> Goober50000: It shall be.
[13:29] <Goober50000> WOO!
[13:29] <Hammer> not fair
[13:30] <mura> mibbitsers D;
[13:30] <mura> Ella Fitzgerald rocks
[13:31] <Goober50000> WHERE IS MAI OPS
[13:31] <blowfish> I ate them
[13:31] <blowfish> just like iamzack's
[13:31] |<-- Blue_Lion has left irc.esper.net (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)
[13:32] <blowfish> that's weird because changing my nick while in a moderated channel used to work
[13:32] <blowfish> guess they changed it...
[13:32] <mura> blowfish: eating iamzack or eating iamzack's op's?
[13:32] <blowfish> ops
[13:32] <mura> ok
[13:32] <mura> otherwise...
[13:32] <mura> lol mono
[13:32] <blowfish> heh
[13:33] -->| Darius has joined #hard-light
[13:33] =-= Mode #hard-light +o Darius by Goober5000
[13:34] <Hammer> nooooo, I need ops :(
[13:34] <Darius> my lifelong ambition realised
[13:34] <Androgeos> Hi, Darius. :D
[13:34] <Hammer> I need to hammer something
[13:34] <Hammer> "If I had a hammer..."
[13:35] <Darius> hi androgeos :)
[13:35] <Delimis> Wikipedia claims that "child pornography is a multi-billion dollar industry".
[13:35] <mura> Hammer, the problem is, you are not THE HAMMER
[13:35] <mura> here comes the FBI
[13:35] -->| FUBAR-BDHR has joined #hard-light
[13:35] <mura> see?
[13:35] =-= blowfish is now known as Hammer_of_HLP_0wnage
[13:35] <Delimis> I wonder how that is possible if child porn is restricted almost everywhere.
[13:35] =-= Hammer was booted from #hard-light by Goober5000 (that's a communist song!)
[13:35] <mura> black market
[13:36] =-= Hammer_of_HLP_0wnage was booted from #hard-light by Goober5000 (impersonator!)
[13:36] -->| Hammer_of_HLP_0wnage (blowfish@[LOLOLOLOL].net) has joined #hard-light
[13:36] <mura> Goober5000: stop it
[13:36] <mura> it's not the 50's anymore
[13:36] =-= Hammer_of_HLP_0wnage is now known as blowfish
[13:36] <mura> let the commies be commies
[13:36] <Androgeos> What 50s?
[13:36] <mura> they lose all the fun stuff
[13:36] <mura> 1950's
[13:36] -->| Hammer (Mibbit@[AAAAAAAAA].net) has joined #hard-light
[13:36] <mura> well, not lose
[13:36] <mura> miss
[13:36] * Darius wonders why he never sees Goober5000 and the Hammer of HLP 0wnage in the same room...
[13:37] =-= Hammer is now known as Hammer_of_HLP_0wnage
[13:37] -->| BlueLion has joined #hard-light
[13:37] <Hammer_of_HLP_0wnage> yay!
[13:37] <Goober5000> doh
[13:37] <mura> aww, and i just made it into your sig again
[13:37] <mura> :/
[13:37] <Hammer_of_HLP_0wnage> it was the underscore
[13:37] * mura needs to say more funny stuff
[13:38] <Androgeos> [13:37] =-= Hammer is now known as Hammer_of_HLP_0wnage
[13:38] <Androgeos> 1337hrs. XD
[13:38] <Hammer_of_HLP_0wnage> woot!
[13:38] <Goober50000> NO FAIR!
[13:38] <Goober50000> I AM TEH LEET
[13:40] <Androgeos> Signature changed. 666 characters remaining.
[13:41] <Hammer_of_HLP_0wnage> TEH BEAST!
[13:41] <mura> there was nothing at the room_with_a_moose
[13:41] <Goober50000> KICK IT!
[13:41] <mura> i think the moose left
[13:41] <Goober5000> quiet down you two
[13:41] <mura> who?
[13:42] <Androgeos> !8ball Does Goober5000 suffer from MPD?
[13:42] <BotenAnna> Androgeos: The outlook is hazy, please ask again later.
[13:42] <Androgeos> !8ball Does Goober5000 suffer from MPD?
[13:42] <BotenAnna> Androgeos: Come again?
[13:42] <Androgeos> !8ball Does Goober5000 suffer from MPD?
[13:42] <BotenAnna> Androgeos: It is possible.
[13:42] <Hammer_of_HLP_0wnage> lol, she can't make up her mind
[13:42] <Androgeos> !8ball Does Goober5000 enjoy suffering from MPD?
[13:42] <BotenAnna> Androgeos: The outlook is poor.
[13:42] <Goober50000> I AM TEH WIN!
[13:42] <Goober50000> THIS IS WHY: http://staff.hard-light.net/goober5000/images/win.jpg
[13:42] <mura> !8ball is Goober50000 the win?
[13:42] <BotenAnna> mura: Obviously.
[13:42] <mura> O_O
[13:43] <mura> http://i571.photobucket.com/albums/ss153/Chaosrains517/pancakes.jpg
[13:43] <Goober5000> except that is clearly the folder of goober5000, not goober50000
[13:43] <Goober5000> so clearly I am teh win
[13:43] <mura> !8ball is Goober5000 the win?
[13:43] <BotenAnna> mura: NO!
[13:43] <mura> !8ball is Goober5000 teh win?
[13:43] <BotenAnna> mura: _I_ don't know.
[13:43] <mura> is Goober50000 teh win?
[13:43] <mura> O_O
[13:44] <mura> !8ball do i need a new chair?
[13:44] <BotenAnna> mura: NO!
[13:44] <mura> :/
[13:44] <blowfish> !8ball do I need a new life?
[13:44] <BotenAnna> blowfish: Of course.
[13:44] <blowfish> :(
[13:45] =-= YOU (Androgeos) have been booted from #hard-light by Goober5000 (abuse!)
[13:45] -->| YOU (Androgeos) have joined #hard-light
[13:45] <mura> abuse?
[13:45] <Androgeos> I note the sarcasm in front of /topic.
[13:45] <Androgeos> "<sarcasm> Welcome to #Hard-Light!"
[13:46] <Hammer_of_HLP_0wnage> btw, I still need ops
[13:46] <blowfish> had to do with something Axem, Takashi, and a few others were doing earlier
[13:46] <blowfish> !8ball should Hammer shaddap?
[13:46] <BotenAnna> blowfish: Yes!
[13:46] <Hammer_of_HLP_0wnage> I can't 0wnage anything without ops!
[13:46] <blowfish> SHADDAP
[13:46] <blowfish> !botsnack
[13:46] <BotenAnna> yipee!
[13:46] <Hammer_of_HLP_0wnage> no u
[13:46] <Goober50000> NO U
[13:47] <Goober50000> FINISH HIM
[13:47] <Goober5000> K
[13:47] =-= Goober50000 was booted from #hard-light by Goober5000 (Goober50000)
[13:47] <Hammer_of_HLP_0wnage> lol
[13:47] <Lurker5000> you kicked yourself?
[13:48] <blowfish> he kicked his tenfold self
[13:48] <Goober5000> what blowfish said
[13:48] <Hammer_of_HLP_0wnage> hey lurker, gimme ops
[13:48] <Lurker5000> sure, why not
[13:49] <Hammer_of_HLP_0wnage> yay!
[13:49] <blowfish> yay I make someone's sig
[13:50] <blowfish> !8ball should Hammer_of_HLP_0wnage be barred from having ops?
[13:50] <BotenAnna> blowfish: You're kidding, right?
[13:50] <Androgeos> [13:49] <blowfish> yay I make someone's sig
[13:50] <blowfish> !8ball should Hammer_of_HLP_0wnage have ops?
[13:50] <BotenAnna> blowfish: Unlikely.
[13:50] <Androgeos> blowfish: This is considering that Goober has made it into my sig four times.
[13:51] <Goober5000> whee!
[13:52] <Battuta> he who rides the tigger
[13:52] <Hammer_of_HLP_0wnage> I don't have ops yet >:(
[13:52] <Lurker5000> yeah, psych
[13:53] <Goober5000> noooooooooo
[13:53] <Goober5000> wait
[13:54] <blowfish> Battua: that could be interpreted as kiddie porn
[13:54] <Battuta> noooooooooooo
[13:54] <Battuta> the wonderful thing about tigger
[13:54] <Battuta> is that he's the only one
[13:54] <Darius> furry porn?
[13:54] * blowfish has never heard of furry child porn
[13:55] <Androgeos> O.o
[13:55] * blowfish is disturbed by the thought
[13:55] <Battuta> you could be a pioneer
[13:55] <Battuta> we might call you a 'cub scout'
[13:56] <blowfish> ...
[13:56] <Battuta> I can only assume everyone is laughing too hard to respond
[13:56] <mura> now you gotta make it
[13:56] * Androgeos is not laughing.
[13:56] <blowfish> rule 34... :\
[13:56] <mura> more like puking
[13:56] * Delimis is not laughing either.
[13:56] <Goober5000> I'm laughing, I wonder if I get a scarlet letter for that
[13:57] <Hammer_of_HLP_0wnage> enough laughing, I need ops
[13:57] * Esarai lol'd
[13:57] <Lurker5000> if I gave you ops, you'd just kick everyone
[13:58] <Goober5000> yeah, so?
[13:58] <Hammer_of_HLP_0wnage> hmm!
[13:58] <Hammer_of_HLP_0wnage> I seem to be merging!
[13:58] <mura> faaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOoo
[13:58] <mura> PUNCH!
[13:58] <Goober5000> oof
[13:58] <Androgeos> You forgot the N, mura.
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[13:58] <mura> nerffed D:
[13:58] <Goober5000> *cant'... breathe*
[13:58] <mura> he says it in japanese, Androgeos
[13:58] <Goober5000> what did I push?
[13:58] <Hammer_of_HLP_0wnage> yay, I have ops
[13:59] <mura> oh damn
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[13:59] <Androgeos> Uh oh
[13:59] =-= YOU (Androgeos) have been booted from #hard-light by Hammer_of_HLP_0wnage (Androgeos)
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[13:59] =-= YOU (Androgeos) have been booted from #hard-light by Hammer_of_HLP_0wnage (Androgeos)
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[13:59] <mura> oh ****
[13:59] <mura> i lost my voice
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[13:59] * Androgeos is laughing very hard.
[13:59] <Darius> enough of this
[13:59] <blowfish> nice one Darius
[13:59] <Androgeos> Thaks, Darius.
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[13:59] <mura> lol no autojoin
[13:59] <Androgeos> Spelling error ... "thanks".
[14:00] <Androgeos> LOL FAKE USER
[14:00] <Goober5000> bleh
[14:01] <Goober5000> k, next time you falcon punch someone, make sure they don't op their alter ego
[14:02] =-= blowfish is now known as blowfish[be_back_soon_or_maybe
[14:02] <blowfish[be_back_soon_or_maybe> bleh
[14:02] <blowfish[be_back_soon_or_maybe> character limit
[14:04] =-= blowfish[be_back_soon_or_maybe is now known as blowfish[be_back_soon_maybe_OO
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If you want something shorter and a bit more recent, always check my signature. :)
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ROFLPWNED!
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[02:25] <Androgeos> Actually, they also do that in 4.84 OpenSP.
[02:25] <Hades> No
[02:25] <Hades> I mean with real players
[02:25] <Hades> REAL PLAYERS did that ****
[02:26] <Androgeos> I know
[02:27] <Androgeos> I'm saying that the AI also does that.
[02:27] <Hades> Yeah, but the AI isn't sentient and can't help it. :\
[02:27] <Androgeos> They're scripted.
[02:28] <Androgeos> By humans.
[02:28] <Hades> Yes
[02:28] <Hades> But they're made to do certain tasks
[02:28] <Hades> They are NOWHERE near sentient
[02:29] * Androgeos loses the argument but not The Game.
[02:29] <Hades> ...
[02:29] <Hades> You mother****er
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Hades vents his frustration of Discovery 4.85 on IRC:
[15:55] * Androgeos watches a Rogue Gunboat fly past 100m away.
[15:56] <Androgeos> Not very pretty indeed.
[15:56] <Hades> They make me die a little inside
[15:56] <Androgeos> I think Jeff dislikes the Wolfhound.
[15:56] <Hades> Watch out for Doom, Eppy, and Xing/Yue Fei's ships
[15:56] <Hades> Most of their ships are horrible piece of ****s
[15:57] <Hades> http://freelancer.tinked.info/images/forwardquarter.png
[15:58] <Hades> ^^ WHAT THE ****ING HELL?
[15:58] <mura> night
[15:58] <Hades> Bai
[15:59] <Hades> Androg, don't go to Gallia
[15:59] <Hades> It ****ing sucks ass
[15:59] <Hades> So does this: http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll166/eodas/FL%20SHIP/Untitled-1.png
[15:59] <Androgeos> I won't.
[16:00] * Androgeos checks Hades' links.
[16:00] <Hades> In Gallia
[16:00] <Androgeos> First link: WHAT THE HELL?
[16:00] <Androgeos> Second link: Cue to fap?
[16:00] <Hades> You get jumped by 4 VHFs, 4 bombers, and 2 icecream trucks every minute.
[16:00] <Hades> The second one sucks. o.o
[16:00] <Androgeos> Ice cream trucks?
[16:00] <Hades> http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll166/eodas/FL%20SHIP/Untitled-1.png
[16:00] <Hades> Gunboats
[16:01] <Androgeos> Oh, I thought they were destroyers.
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[16:01] <Hades> The second one should really use standard Liberty texturing, for one
[16:01] <Hades> Two, it looks too low poly even for Freelancer
[16:01] <Hades> And three
[16:01] <ScoobyDoo> Thats one messed up hanger bay too
[16:01] <Hades> THOSE RINGS AREN'T CIRCULAR FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-
[16:01] <Hades> Yeah
[16:02] <Hades> Carriers in Discovery are a flawed concept anyway
[16:02] <Hades> You can't ****ing launch NPC fighters and you can't get player fighters to dock. :\
[16:02] <Androgeos> Carriers?
[16:02] <Androgeos> I've never seen them.
[16:03] <Hades> There's a Liberty carrier, I think a RM carrier
[16:03] <Hades> Zoner carrier
[16:03] <Hades> Wait
[16:03] <Hades> I forgot about them
[16:03] <Hades> They have the LARGEST ****ING BS IN THE GAME
[16:03] <Hades> HOW IN THE **** DO THEY HAVE THE LARGEST BS IN THE GAME?
[16:03] <Androgeos> XD
[16:03] <Androgeos> Haha
[16:03] <Androgeos> I thought that should've gone to Rhienland.
[16:03] <Hades> The Valkyrie is sw33t
[16:04] <Hades> The gunboat is sw33t
[16:04] <Androgeos> Valk is sexy.
[16:04] <Hades> The cruiser is okay
[16:04] <Hades> And the BS is a giant ****ing Snail
[16:04] <Androgeos> Gunboat's fine.
[16:04] <Hades> But guess what
[16:04] <Hades> 17 years in the future of Freelancer
[16:04] <Hades> AND THE ****ING HOUSES HAVEN'T MADE A NEW SHIP LINE
[16:05] <Hades> WTF
[16:05] <Hades> See, this is why we can't have anything nice.
[16:05] <Androgeos> The houses haven't been working; the pirates have.
[16:05] <Hades> YEAH
[16:05] <Hades> SRS
[16:05] <Hades> WTF
[16:05] <Androgeos> Strange world.
[17:34] <Androgeos> What the heck?
[17:35] <Androgeos> The Barghest has one Freighter shield mount, but it seems capable of mounting H.F. shields too!
[17:35] <Hades> Duh
[17:35] <Hades> The RM Barghest can do that too
[17:35] <Hades> (RM super bomber)
[17:35] <Hero_Swe> Which mod is this?
[17:35] <Hades> Fafnir
[17:35] <Hero_Swe> never heard of it
[17:35] <Androgeos> Discovery 4.85
[17:36] <Hades> Discovery 4.85 or something liek that.
[17:36] <Hero_Swe> ahh
[17:36] <Hero_Swe> Now that i know off
[17:36] <Hades> Sucks ass
[17:36] <Hades> Because, for one thing
[17:36] <Androgeos> Here we go again... XD
[17:36] <Hades> Everyone and their GRANDMOTHERS have BATTLESHIPS
[17:36] <Hades> The ZONERS have the LARGEST ****ING BATTLESHIP IN THE GAME
[17:37] <Hades> The BLOOD DRAGONS, and THE ORDER both had a very little amount of members but somehow have ****ing BATTLESHIPS
[17:37] <Hades> The PIRATES have ****ing BATTLESHIPS
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Little note: You may not get most of the stuff in the quote if you have never played Freelancer or the Discovery 4.85 mod.
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omgrawr this definitely ain't.
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22:57 <Hades>: I could get my crab to pinch it
22:57 <Hades>: Mwuahahahaha
22:57 <Rael>: Crab? O.O
22:57 <HerraTohtori>: Kenyan Mangrove Crab?
22:57 <Battuta>: If you have a microphone, I demand voice acting submissions
22:57 <Hades>: Pet Hermit Crab
22:57 <Battuta>: DEMAND THEM
22:58 <Rael>: You've got
22:58 <Rael>: A
22:58 <Rael>: Crab
22:58 <Rael>: At
22:58 <Rael>: Home?
22:58 <Hades>: Mother****ers hurt like hell when they pinch you.
22:58 <Hades>: Yes
22:58 <Rael>: Oh
22:58 <Hades>: Awesome little guy he is.
22:58 <Rael>: O.O
22:58 <Hades>: I even know the sex too.
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Whoa. Since when did you join IRC, Mobius? :eek:
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I wasn't there when Hades, Battuta, Herra and Rael had that discussion.
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How did you get that quote then?
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Rael (134th Barracudas) sent it via PM.
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I just checked, and there's not a "Rael" on Game Warden, Hard Light, or on FS2NET.
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Rael is the nick he used on IRC. 134th Barracudas is the nick he has on HLP.
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captain-custard vassago you here
Snail he just pinged out
captain-custard wanker
captain-custard i just shut down everything i was running to upload for him
Snail he's like that
Snail He made us do so much **** when he was on the ED team
Snail Upload things for him
Snail Give him direct links
Snail Compile new packages because he was too lazy to download from the FTP
captain-custard well he can go **** himself cause im not giving him the link
Snail cool
captain-custard and he wont find it because its on my server
qazwsx he was on ED?
Snail Vassago = ShadowGorrath
portej051 seriously?
Snail yes?
portej051 I'm pretty sure that's the english version
captain-custard well now he can double **** off
captain-custard i was watching the cricket .... bastard
captain-custard now i cant get back into stream
qazwsx :\
portej051 Who's playing?
captain-custard goes to find cake
Androgeos does a WHOWAS on Vassago.
Androgeos [23:58] === Vassago shadowgorr client-87-247-78-217.inturbo.lt * Goran
captain-custard ireland/sri lanka
portej051 Who's winning?
captain-custard but its over now and ireland lost by nine runs$
captain-custard england play in 30 minutes but they are doomed as well
qazwsx who are they against?
captain-custard india
qazwsx fuk'd
captain-custard but india arent playing well but england are playind worse
captain-custard south africa are going to win the T20 world cup
captain-custard england need to be West indies and india and beat themù well if they want to get into the semi finals
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captain-custard but at least englands womens team should win the T20 cup
captain-custard Bastard where did you go
captain-custard i missed the end of the cricket uploading for you and you disapear ....
Vassago captain-custard, is it uploaded?
captain-custard yes but im not giving you the link because im piseed
captain-custard so BLAH
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I just know ShadowGorrath is going to say something about his computer sucking is why he can't download things from the FTP. Or something about Commander using his internet connection. Or whatever.
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qazwsx JeffVader, are you using a qwerty keyboard?
JeffVader no
JeffVader poor eyesight
JeffVader sry
JeffVader no wait
JeffVader yes
JeffVader qwerty
JeffVader damn
JeffVader ****
Rhymes_With_PSYCHO mind your language, wolfman!
JeffVader stfu or I'll ban you
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I just know ShadowGorrath is going to say something about his computer sucking is why he can't download things from the FTP. Or something about Commander using his internet connection. Or whatever.
Oh how funny. Yea, so how I can excuse myself for doing such an awful thing? How dare my PC lag!?
Honestly, **** YOU, asshole! And I don't care if I get banned for this.
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You won't get banned, but seriously, calm down.
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I just know ShadowGorrath is going to say something about his computer sucking is why he can't download things from the FTP. Or something about Commander using his internet connection. Or whatever.
Oh how funny. Yea, so how I can excuse myself for doing such an awful thing? How dare my PC lag!?
Honestly, **** YOU, asshole! And I don't care if I get banned for this.
Overreaction much? Calm down.
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This is what happens when a new guy enters IRC while two of us play Discovery v4.85.
[20:44] <eldain> okay does diaspora ring bells here or am I wrong?
[20:44] <The_E> Dingdingding.
[20:44] <Flaming_Sword> the bsg mod? hell yes :P
[20:44] <eldain> Just new so excuse me if I am interupting
[20:44] <Androgeos> Yes
[20:44] <eldain> okay, tuomas send me here
[20:44] <The_E> Who?
[20:45] <eldain> tuomas aka karajorma
[20:45] * Flaming_Sword "borrowed" KEW effects from BtRL for his mod >_>
[20:45] <Androgeos> Why do you call karajorma tuomas? We all call him kara for short.
[20:46] <eldain> okay, email, just picked his first name from the email
[20:46] <The_E> His first name is Hassan....
[20:46] <eldain> never mind
[20:46] * Androgeos bangs his way out of Gas Miner Ogashawa.
[20:46] * Flaming_Sword resists urge to call him starbuck
[20:47] <Androgeos> Flaming_Sword: O_O
[20:47] <The_E> Anyway, you got questions in need of answers, or do you want to bask in the glory that is #hard-light?
[20:47] <Flaming_Sword> what, kara thrace :P
[20:47] <eldain> okay, guided tour would be great, xD
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[20:47] <Androgeos> Fury you anti-social... >:(
[20:49] <The_E> eldain: Right. To your left, that's the multiplayer village. Penguins should be shot on sight. To your right, randomness. Performances hourly. Or not. And in the middle, the BotenAnna memorial.
[20:49] <The_E> Services daily.
[20:49] <eldain> great(reading)
[20:49] <JeffVader> penguins will be shot on sight
[20:50] <JeffVader> people responsible for the penguins will be butt-****ed
[20:50] <Androgeos> Jeff: XD
[20:50] <Androgeos> The_E: What happened to BotenAnna anyway?
[20:50] * Flaming_Sword offers eldain a selection of shotguns and rifles
[20:50] <The_E> Ask chief. But I believe she was euthanized after too much spamming.
[20:50] * Androgeos moors with Planet Honshu.
[20:50] <Androgeos> :(
[20:51] <Androgeos> Hey, Flaming_Sword.
[20:51] <eldain> Martin takes the sniper with optics and silencer (thank you flaming sword)
[20:51] * Flaming_Sword also offers eldain a stamp to record penguin kills
[20:52] <Androgeos> There's a Kusari Cruise Liner being sold on Planet Honshu.
[20:52] <Androgeos> It's called the Geisha.
[20:52] <eldain> okay but are you all devs, just fanatic penguin killers or fans?
[20:52] <JeffVader> yes
[20:52] <Androgeos> Yes
[20:52] <Flaming_Sword> yes
[20:52] <The_E> Yes
[20:52] <eldain> yes which?
[20:53] <Flaming_Sword> yes
[20:53] <The_E> All of it, some of the time.
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The things I miss when I'm on exams :(
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The things I miss when I'm on exams :(
Don't worry I've got mine in two weeks as well.
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Snail really doesn' t like blender...
qazwsx Snail?
qazwsx Why did you go?
Snail BECAUSE YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT BLENDER YOU GIT
Hades XD
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I'd really prefer not to sticky this. GenDisc doesn't have any stickies for a reason - it doesn't have any threads that are really critical. Stickiness should, I think, be reserved for critical tech-support and information threads.
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Not to mention I've rarely seen a thread less worth reading. :p
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Don't hate us because we're beautiful. :p
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Don't hate us because we're beautiful. :p
Hate us because your boyfriend thinks we're beautiful.
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Don't hate us because we're beautiful. :p
Come on. Even omgrawr.net, which is in theory about INTERNET SPACESHIPS (aka EVE Online), manages to be vastly more interesting and amusing then you all and your *****ing about the Discovery mod release 4.whogivesa****.
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The what?
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The horrible Discovery 4.85 mod for Freelancer that I kept bashing.
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What happens when the F word is said in the presence of Goober5000:
[12:19] <Aardwolf> ****
[12:22] =-= Aardwolf was booted from #hard-light by Goober5000 (EOF)
[12:23] <Hades> Enough of ****?
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[12:24] <Aardwolf> ow
[12:24] <Aardwolf> stupid lack of auto-rejoin
[12:25] <Aardwolf> eof
[12:25] <Aardwolf> lulz
[12:25] <redsniper> wtf
[12:25] <Aardwolf> what
[12:25] <Aardwolf> no u!
[12:27] =-= Hades was booted from #hard-light by Goober5000 (EOF)
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[12:27] <voidSkipper> :D
[12:27] <Hades> I'll take that as a ****ing yes.
[12:27] <Hades> Err, pardon my French
[12:27] =-= Hades was booted from #hard-light by Goober5000 (EOF)
[12:27] <Aardwolf> having fun, goober?
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[12:28] =-= Hades was booted from #hard-light by Goober5000 (also, you need to spell my name right)
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[12:28] <Goober5000> Aardwolf: yes
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Me and Hades arguing about semantics:
01:41 <Hades>: Actually, canically, the sun never went supernova
01:41 <Androgeos>: Canonically, yeah.
01:41 <Hades>: Since the cutscene that was featured in the game did not have the sun supernova, it is canon that the sun doesn't supernova
01:41 <Aardwolf>: Hades: uh...
01:41 <Androgeos>: Sol going supernova was probably an early concept.
01:42 <Hades>: Besides, screw Earth with a pixie stick.
01:42 <Androgeos>: It introduced the Nomads far too early.
01:42 <Hero_Swe>: Yeah, and the whole "I have to warn them"
01:42 <Hades>: Yeah
01:42 <Hero_Swe>: Disappeared as well
01:42 <Aardwolf>: Effectively, you're saying "because the new version doesn't have that event, that means it isn't canon"
01:42 <Androgeos>: Yes
01:42 <Hades>: I want those Coalition ships from the intro.
01:42 <Aardwolf>: er
01:42 <Hades>: Those ships are HAWT
01:42 <Aardwolf>: misspoke
01:42 <Hades>: Yes
01:43 <Aardwolf>: bleh
01:43 <Aardwolf>: "It is canon that the sun doesn't supernova" is not a logical induction
01:44 <Androgeos>: It is not canon that the sun went supernova.
01:44 <Hero_Swe>: Yeah
01:44 <Hero_Swe>: They Retconned it
01:44 <Hades>: Yes.
01:44 <Hero_Swe>: therefore, not canon
01:44 <Aardwolf>: "It is not canon that the sun supernovas" and "It is canon that the sun doesn't supernova" are not logically equivalent
01:44 <Aardwolf>: yay
01:44 <Aardwolf>: Hero_Swe: not what i'm saying
01:45 <Androgeos>: In addition, there's a rumour on Planet Malta. Have you heard it?
01:45 <Aardwolf>: the way he phrased it implies that there is explicit, canon evidence that the sun DID NOT go supernova
01:45 <Hades>: Nope.
01:45 <Hero_Swe>: Oh really TrentAndrogeos
01:45 <Hero_Swe>: What have you heard?
01:45 <Hades>: Who?
01:45 <Aardwolf>: as opposed to just a lack of canon evidence to support that
01:45 <Hades>: Me?
01:45 <Aardwolf>: Hero_Swe: get what i'm saying
01:45 <Aardwolf>: ?
01:45 <Aardwolf>: i.e. "
01:45 <Hades>: Who are you talking about?
01:45 <Androgeos>: What I heard is that the Alliance originally wanted to launch EIGHT sleeper ships, not five.
01:45 <Hero_Swe>: woah
01:45 <Hero_Swe>: Crosstalk
01:45 <Aardwolf>: "He didn't say it happened" does not necessarily mean "He said it didn't happen"
01:45 <Hero_Swe>: Androgeos. That's Discovery
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01:46 <Hades>: Hey, Fury.
01:46 <mura>: oh shi- sshhhh
01:46 <Hero_Swe>: In the vanilla Freelancer game
01:46 <Androgeos>: Hi, Fury.
01:46 <Hades>: Aardwolf: Who are you talking about?
01:46 <Aardwolf>: well, "Canon doesn't say Sol went supernova" doesn't necessarily mean "Canon says Sol didn't go supernova"
01:46 <Hero_Swe>: it's 6 sleeper ships
01:46 <Aardwolf>: Hades: ^^
01:46 +++ ChanServ has given op to Fury`
01:46 <Aardwolf>: sup Fury` with a ` on it
01:46 <Hades>: Me?
01:46 <Hero_Swe>: The zenos and the other ones
01:46 <Androgeos>: Hero_Swe: 6 or 5?
01:46 <Hero_Swe>: I can't remember it's name right now
01:46 <Hero_Swe>: are from the sleeper ship that got destroyed
01:46 <Hero_Swe>: so in vanllia FL. 6 sleeper ships
01:46 <Hades>: I pretty much said "Because the cutscene was not in the final game, the sun's supernova is not canon"
01:47 <Fury`>: hi hi
01:47 <Hades>: Whatever you're smoking, I want some.
01:47 <Fury`>: also
01:47 Fury` *****slaps Androgeos
01:47 <Aardwolf>: Hades: yeah maybe that's what you meant to say,
01:47 <Androgeos>: Fury`: Why?
01:47 <Hero_Swe>: The 8 sleeper ship idea is from Discovery
01:47 <Aardwolf>: but the way you phrased it meant "Canon says Sol didn't go supernova"
01:47 <Fury`>: <Androgeos> Fury you anti-social... >:(
01:47 <Aardwolf>: as opposed to what it seems you meant
01:47 <Hades>: Uh, no. No I didn't.
01:47 <Aardwolf>: which is "Canon doesn't say Sold went supernova"
01:47 <Aardwolf>: 01:41 <Hades>: Since the cutscene that was featured in the game did not have the sun supernova, it is canon that the sun doesn't supernova
01:48 <Androgeos>: Oh, that. Shall I remove it?
01:48 <Aardwolf>: "it is canon that the sun doesn't supernova" you said
01:48 <Hades>: I said "SINCE THE CUTSCENE THAT WAS FEATURED IN THE GAME DID NOT HAVE THE SUN'S SUPERNOVA,-"
01:48 <Hero_Swe>: FIRE EVERYTHING!
01:48 <Hero_Swe>: :P
01:48 <Hades>: You're missing a huge chunk.
01:48 <Aardwolf>: Hades: i quoted it, did i not?
01:48 <Fury`>: Androgeos: I don't care either way.
01:49 <Hades>: Yes, but you don't seem to be reading it.
01:49 <Hero_Swe>: Epic crosstalking up in this channel here
01:49 <Aardwolf>: Hades: I'm not denying it. I'm complaining about the way you phrased the second part.
01:49 <Hades>: I see what you're saying, but still.
01:49 <Hades>: http://zip.4chan.org/m/src/1245117635796.jpg
01:49 <Aardwolf>: Alright then :-/
Semantics are fun. Also, I like being right.
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Don't hate us because we're beautiful. :p
No, seriously. This thread is a complete train wreck.
Anything that might have been even slightly amusing at the time, in the company that was present at the time, is posted up for the entire world to read and say "meh" at. This thread shouldn't be stickied. It should be burned. With napalm. And everyone who posted on it should be slapped and sent to bash.org in order to learn how to distinguish funny IRC quotes from the dross that has been posted so far. :p
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This thread shouldn't be stickied. It should be burned. With napalm. And everyone who posted on it should be slapped and sent to bash.org in order to learn how to distinguish funny IRC quotes from the dross that has been posted so far. :p
Personally I prefer IRCQuotes over bash.org. Though I admit that there's the language barrier to the majority of HLP members.
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Anything that might have been even slightly amusing at the time, in the company that was present at the time, is posted up for the entire world to read and say "meh" at. This thread shouldn't be stickied. It should be burned. With napalm. And everyone who posted on it should be slapped and sent to bash.org in order to learn how to distinguish funny IRC quotes from the dross that has been posted so far. :p
*innocent whistle*
Oh, my. What a lovely "Remove" button.
...hmm? Oh, kara was saying something? No matter.
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Personally I prefer IRCQuotes over bash.org.
Well I can't read it since I don't speak the language but just looking at the spacing is enough to show that they're probably doing it right. :D
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For reference: Funny quotes are generally no more than 5 lines in length. 1 or 3 is preferable, and the more out of context the better =)
This thread is like the Anti-Carlin or something. ;)
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Yeah. For those who weren't there, most of these kinda look like a word generator gone wild.
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Exactly.
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For reference: Funny quotes are generally no more than 5 lines in length. 1 or 3 is preferable, and the more out of context the better =)
QFT QFT QFT
goddamn. if it's too long to put in your siggie, you suck and it's not that funneh.
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This just in:
[11:01] <red-laptop> frak school
[11:01] <red-laptop> go join a band
[11:01] <mura> frack bands, go join the circus
[11:02] <Hades> The circus is fun when you don't go to it
[11:02] <red-laptop> frak circus, go get frozen and be a GTA pilot
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Double-post. :D
[11:23] * Androgeos attempts to explode an acne.
[11:23] <red-laptop> D:
[11:24] <sigtau> Androgeos: In 30 minutes, you will loose the game AGAIN.
[11:24] * Androgeos sneezes in sigtau's face.
[11:24] * Androgeos accidentally fires an LRABeam as well, which hits JeffVader.
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Nuclear1: Jesus Christ zack you're a little too hamyurger for HLP right now...
iamzack: i dont have hamynerge i just want ptatoc hips D:
redsniper: Platonic hips?!
iamzack: lays
Platonic hips. Maaan, that has all kinds of connotations.
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Nuclear1: Jesus Christ zack you're a little too hamyurger for HLP right now...
iamzack: i dont have hamynerge i just want ptatoc hips D:
redsniper: Platonic hips?!
iamzack: lays
Platonic hips. Maaan, that has all kinds of connotations.
That wasn't in irc.
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Hush, it's still the best post in the thread.
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Oh, yeah. That was from our excellent #hard-light spam thread. (As opposed to this one) :nervous:
EDIT: This (http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php/topic,62532.0.html)
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[11:25] <sigtau> Heh.
[11:25] <sigtau> Glowpoints are just sprites that aren't affected by lighting.
[11:26] <The_E> They're just points that glow, right?
[11:26] <Androgeos> ._.
[11:26] <sigtau> The_E, unless you lack common sense, yes.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, I bring you...
Mura's a moron!
[7:02pm] iamzack: hay mura
[7:02pm] iamzack: MURA
[7:02pm] mura: aye?
[7:03pm] iamzack: knock knock
[7:03pm] Axem: its a trap
[7:03pm] iamzack: knock KNOCK
[7:03pm] mura: .... w-who's there? ;__;
[7:03pm] iamzack: olive
[7:03pm] mura: olive who?
[7:03pm] iamzack: http://www.tallcow.com/images2/olive_you.png
[7:04pm] • mura walks right into the trap
[7:04pm] iamzack: wot trap?
[7:04pm] mura: i dunno, was affraid it was going to be something bad
[7:04pm] mura: .________. i don't get it XD
[7:04pm] iamzack: :[
[7:04pm] iamzack: olive you
[7:05pm] iamzack: sounds like i love you
[7:05pm] iamzack: it's cute
[7:05pm] iamzack: shaddap
[7:05pm] mura: dawww
(Psst, if you didn't get it either, you are also a moron and you are destined to never have sex.)
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[7:53pm] iamzack: let's play a game
[7:53pm] Hades: ok
[7:53pm] iamzack: everyone find a coin
[7:54pm] iamzack: and flip it
[7:54pm] iamzack: and report the outcome
[7:54pm] iamzack: i got tails
[7:54pm] • mura grabs the canadian quarter
[7:54pm] Hades: Heads, *****es.
[7:54pm] mura: i got a moose
[7:54pm] iamzack: er
[7:54pm] Hades: ... lolwut
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That's what you get in Canada. 1 in 300 road accidents involves a moose.
<Brand-X> Keep Alive
<Brand-X> Keep Alive
<Brand-X> Keep Alive
<Brand-X> Keep Alive
<Brand-X> Keep Alive
<Brand-X> Keep Alive
<Brand-X> Keep Alive
<Brand-X> Keep Alive
<Brand-X> Keep Alive
<Brand-X> Keep Alive
<Brand-X> Keep Alive
<Brand-X> Keep Alive
<Brand-X> Keep Alive
<Brand-X> Keep Alive
<Brand-X> Keep Alive
<Brand-X> Keep Alive
<Brand-X> Keep Alive
<Brand-X> Keep Alive
I don't have the foggiest as to why he does it, or if it's a bot.
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The amount of unfunny in here is staggering. I got more lulz out of being collectively traumatized with a group of online friends while peering in on the dark, scary world that is Pokephilia fandom.
...for the love of God, don't ask anything about that. :p
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Ewwww.
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In a most likely futile attempt to salvage this thread from the lack of comedic grace it seems to be suffering, I will give two of my personal favorites:
[iamzack] taliban
[blowfish] ...
[iamzack] fcuk taliban
[iamzack] i raep they face off
StarDragon> "Why did we losr gravity?" - "Sorry sir, Hamster took some shrapnel to the head."
I'm sorry I don't have the other 4 lines of StarDragon's madness.
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[23:55] <@Battuta> jesus christ, it's a bear
[23:55] <@Battuta> get in the car
[23:55] <Hades> It's a bottle shaped like a bear
[23:55] * Androgeos gets in Battuta's car.
[23:56] <@Battuta> oh god
[23:56] <@Battuta> stop targeting yourself for molestation
[23:56] * Hades laughs.
[23:56] <@Battuta> not that I would ever molest anyone, but seriously
[23:56] <+mura> XD
[23:56] <@Battuta> you might get into captain-custard's car someday
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I was half-hoping that Battuta would /kick me there... :lol:
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LOL!
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[11:27] <Galemp> For years Hungerbot searched for the perfect, most delectable sandwich. One day his quest came to a successful end. Only at that time did Hungerbot realize he had been constructed without a mouth or taste sensors. He also found he had been constructed without tear ducts.
[11:28] <Axem> Q.Q
[11:28] <Axem> i mean
[11:28] <Axem> O.O
[11:28] <Hades> ...
[11:28] <Axem> no tears
[11:29] <Androgeos> :'(
[11:29] <Axem> I SAID NO TEARS
[11:29] <Hades> :'(
[11:29] <Androgeos> :( :) O_O O.o o.O
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I have no mouth. And I must eat.
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<HerraTohtori> www.freespace2.com
<HerraTohtori> ~K
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That's what you get in Canada. 1 in 300 road accidents involves a moose.
<Brand-X> Keep Alive
<Brand-X> Keep Alive
<Brand-X> Keep Alive
<Brand-X> Keep Alive
<Brand-X> Keep Alive
<Brand-X> Keep Alive
<Brand-X> Keep Alive
<Brand-X> Keep Alive
<Brand-X> Keep Alive
<Brand-X> Keep Alive
<Brand-X> Keep Alive
<Brand-X> Keep Alive
<Brand-X> Keep Alive
<Brand-X> Keep Alive
<Brand-X> Keep Alive
<Brand-X> Keep Alive
<Brand-X> Keep Alive
<Brand-X> Keep Alive
I don't have the foggiest as to why he does it, or if it's a bot.
Every 2 minutes... He raises the dead...
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[23:50] |<-- Roy_Fokker_ has left irc.esper.net (Quit: Leaving)
[23:51] <Amit-GTSVA> THAT'S RIGHT> LEAVE
[23:51] -->| Roy_Fokker ([email protected]) has joined #hard-light
[23:51] <qxevtnu> hah
[23:51] <Amit-GTSVA> HE CAME BACK
[23:51] <Amit-GTSVA> I mean he...
[23:51] <Amit-GTSVA> erm
[23:51] * HE is to lazy to leave
[23:51] <qxevtnu> heh
[23:51] <Amit-GTSVA> No NOT HE...
[23:51] =-= qxevtnu is now known as qazwsx
[23:52] <Amit-GTSVA> ugs
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[01:55] <redsniper> GTFO
[01:55] =-= Mode #hard-light +o Battuta by ChanServ
[01:55] <Battuta> hallo redsniper
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21:53 Hades As the commanding officer of the Aquitane, I accidentally Alpha 1's brain. Is this bad?
21:53 Hades You what?
21:53 Hades Accidentally Alpha 1's brain.
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Long:
[7:05pm] iamzack: if they're going to make twilight patterns
[7:05pm] iamzack: they could at least not be like this: http://i42.tinypic.com/jkkui9.png
[7:05pm] The_E: Oh, WTF?
[7:05pm] iamzack: and as you can see from the other three on that page
[7:05pm] iamzack: they are ALL like that
[7:05pm] mura: lame icons
[7:05pm] mura: are lame
[7:05pm] iamzack: not icons
[7:05pm] iamzack: TEXTURES
[7:05pm] The_E: God, ugly AND somewhat creepy
[7:06pm] The_E: Also, "dramalover7m"?
[7:06pm] iamzack: as in TILED OVER AND OVER AGAIN ON WALLS, FLOORS, CLOTHES, COUNTERS, DESKS, ETC
[7:06pm] iamzack: WHHYYYYYY
[7:06pm] iamzack: FORTY SEVEN DOWNLOADS
[7:06pm] iamzack: FORTY SEVEN
[7:06pm] CaptJosh: Simple, zack.
[7:06pm] CaptJosh: People are stupid.
[7:06pm] mura: >___o
[7:06pm] mura: what?
[7:06pm] iamzack: I WANT TO CAPSLOCK MY CAPSLOCK BUT I CAN'T
[7:07pm] CaptJosh: Individuals may display intelligence, but people are stuped.
[7:07pm] mura: that **** as... tiled texture
[7:07pm] mura: omg
[7:07pm] CaptJosh: stupid*
[7:07pm] mura: i want an orion with it *squueee*
[7:07pm] iamzack: RRRRAAAAAAAAAGGGGEEEE
[7:07pm] CaptJosh: mura, for that you should die.
[7:07pm] CaptJosh: Although it could be interesting for a 4th JAD campaign...
[7:07pm] The_E: mura: I'd like a shivan as a character model in it.
[7:08pm] The_E: Full size, beam cannon equipped and all
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Snail I got a PM from Battuta to help him verify the canonicity and believability of some WiH stuff
Snail And I'm sorry, it's impossible
Snail It's genius and infallible and there's nothing that can be changed without ****ing it up
The_E Right
Snail Except maybe the font
Snail Verdana sucks
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<Hades> BOTENANNA!
<The_E> BotenAnna? Is that you?
* Hades hugs BotenAnna
* BotenAnna has quit (Remote host closed the connection)
<The_E> ROFL
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* BotenAnna has quit (Remote host closed the connection)
<Hades> ... Well
<chief1983> doesn't seem to be the logging code after all
<chief1983> something to do with the channels, when I tested with just a couple, everything worked fine
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<captain-custard> ?
<chief1983> !8ball glad to be back?
<BotenAnna> chief1983: No.
<The_E> I knew it.
<The_E> She never really liked us.
<Hades> !8ball Surely you like me?
<BotenAnna> Hades: In your dreams.
<captain-custard> !8ball missed your daily cockslap?
<BotenAnna> captain-custard: Unlikely.
<Hades> :(
<Hades> !8ball Yes
<BotenAnna> Hades: It is possible.
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Snail I got a PM from Battuta to help him verify the canonicity and believability of some WiH stuff
Snail And I'm sorry, it's impossible
Snail It's genius and infallible and there's nothing that can be changed without ****ing it up
The_E Right
Snail Except maybe the font
Snail Verdana sucks
That's taken entirely out of context!
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Jeff shows us why he is a Global Moderator.
[19:17] <JeffVader> pizza is koo
[19:18] <JeffVader> made one myself yesterday
[19:23] |<-- shiv has left irc.esper.net (Quit: Leaving)
[19:25] <Snail> Pizza is horrible
[19:25] <Snail> Tastes like ****
[19:25] <JeffVader> probably
[19:25] <JeffVader> IF YOUR TOPPINGS INCLUDE ****
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<Hades> Hold on a second. I have to do some things to the Faustus
<mura> ew
<Hades> ...
<mura> :b
<Hades> no u
<Hades> Seriously, no you. Now I'm going to be up all night thinking about that.
<Esarai> I think you'd severely injure yourself if you tried to "do" things to a Faustus.
<Hades> It's much too big
<Hades> I like my women thin
<BlackMan> yeah, but you still want a little bit of meat on the bone.
<Hades> I know
<Hades> But not like Missy Faustus
<Hades> She's as fat as a carrier!
<mura> besides, it would slap you with that thing that spins
<Hades> That'd actually kill me
<Esarai> and it would burn you up good.
<Hades> OKAY OKAY
<mura> chaffffffffffffffffffffffffing
<Hades> I got it, she's not the lady for me
* captain-custard sqishes the dwarf and wipes his foot on esarai
* Esarai cuts the captain's foot.
<Esarai> I'm not a rag, sir.
* captain-custard produces a slightly oiled colosus from behind his back and explains to esarai where he is going to put it in esarais anatomy
* Esarai uses smokebomb to disappear.
* mura gets lung cancer
<mura> i'll see you in court
<mura> my ninja lawyer will be contacting you soon
<mura> i breath concrete
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<Zacam> http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php/topic,64325.msg1269858.html#msg1269848
* Flaming_Sword is such a nerd :/
*** dANGER_boy!dANGER_boy@pool-173-50-148-109.ptldor.fios.verizon.net has joined #hard-light
<Zacam> Dear. God.
*** dANGER_boy!dANGER_boy@pool-173-50-148-109.ptldor.fios.verizon.net is now known as God
<God> Yes, I'm here
<Zacam> I'd like to file a bug report.
*** [email protected] is now known as Jesus
<Jesus> sup
<God> Check with my secretary.
<Jesus> hey dad
<Zacam> Regarding the INANE flaws in human intelligence and the equality (or disparity) therof.
* God points at Jesus
*** [email protected] is now known as WhitePidgeon
<WhitePidgeon> kuuuuu
*** [email protected] has quit IRC: Killed (NickServ (Nick kill enforced))
<WhitePidgeon> XDDDD
<Jesus> oh wow
<Jesus> dang
<Zacam> Holy crap, there IS a God!
*** [email protected] is now known as mura
<Jesus> dad
<Jesus> he's dead
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[23:24] <@Battuta> we expected something dumb
[23:24] <@Battuta> and it was delivered
[23:24] <redsniper> HLP always delivers on that
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<FUBAR-BDHR> what the heck was that a sith version of a cat?
<chief1983> it's ok esarai, the drinks invite can still apply to you anyway
<chief1983> just wear some makeup
<Rian> All right, "HLP dudes in drag" thread.
<Rian> Go.
[00:03] =-= Rian was booted from #Hard-Light by Fury` (Go get some sleep already!)
[00:03] =-= Battuta was booted from #Hard-Light by Fury` (Go warm her bed up)
<DrHorrible> Target the Reavers. Target everything. SOMEBODY FIRE!!!!
<cc> no
<cc> its union rules we are on a coffee break
<mura> you fire the damn lazors
* mura puts feet on the dashboard and leans back
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[12:18] <iamzack> !forecast
[12:18] <BotenAnna> iamzack: Forecast for SW Raleigh-Nuttree Place, Raleigh, North Carolina: Overnight - Partly cloudy with a chance of showers and thunderstorms. Lows in the upper 60s. West winds around 5 mph. Chance of rain 40 percent, Saturday - Partly sunny. Highs in the upper 80s. West winds 5 to 10 mph
[12:18] <Androgeos> !weather
[12:18] <BotenAnna> Androgeos: Singapore, Singapore at 12:00 PM SGT on July 18, 2009: [Temp: 88 F / 31 C Mostly Cloudy] [Hum: 75%] [Wind: SSW 6 mph / 9 kph]
[12:18] <iamzack> whoops
[12:18] <iamzack> !forecast topsail island, nc
[12:18] <BotenAnna> iamzack: could not retrieve forecast...try being more specific with your location (non-US forecasts don't work right now)
[12:18] <iamzack> **** you, anma
[12:18] * Androgeos laughs into his shirt.
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(10:37:36 PM) iamzack: what's with all the voice people this morning?
...
(10:37:51 PM) DarthGeek: we're having a riot
(10:37:52 PM) The_E: It-'s the HLP choir.
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<Turambar> when do we get functioning cockpits?
<iamzack> aren't those just vaginas?
<iamzack> what kind of vagina is nonfunctional ?
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@_@
Random.
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Cockpit? Cock pit? I get it!
:blah:
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Give the man a cookie!
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Edited...
Jul 19 18:44:36 * Hades has joined #hard-light
Jul 19 18:44:48 * Hades slaps Goober5000 with a big red brick
Jul 19 18:45:13 * Axem has kicked Hades from #hard-light (Be nice.)
Jul 19 18:45:28 <iamzack> HADES SUCKS A BIG RED DONKEY WANG
Jul 19 18:45:35 * Hades has joined #hard-light
Jul 19 18:45:37 * Axem has kicked iamzack from #hard-light (You too.)
Jul 19 18:45:45 * iamzack has joined #hard-light
Jul 19 18:45:45 <Hades> HAHA
Jul 19 18:45:45 <sigtau> <iamzack> HADES SUCKS A BIG RED DONKEY WANG
Jul 19 18:45:46 <iamzack> he didn't see it, though!
Jul 19 18:45:46 <Galemp> lol
Jul 19 18:45:47 <Hades> ...
Jul 19 18:45:48 <iamzack> oh
Jul 19 18:45:49 <Hades> YOU *****
Jul 19 18:45:49 <iamzack> well
Jul 19 18:45:51 <iamzack> lol
Jul 19 18:45:52 * Hades chokes iamzack
Jul 19 18:45:57 <iamzack> ...
Jul 19 18:46:00 * sigtau sits back and enjoys the show
Jul 19 18:46:07 <Axem> ...
Jul 19 18:46:09 <Galemp> Axem is a kind and generous wonderful person
Jul 19 18:46:25 <Hades> I sorry .:(
Jul 19 18:46:26 * Galemp waits for ops
Jul 19 18:46:27 * Axem has kicked Hades from #hard-light (Srsly? SRSLY?)
Jul 19 18:46:31 <iamzack> hehehe
Jul 19 18:46:31 * Hades has joined #hard-light
Jul 19 18:46:36 <iamzack> lawl
Jul 19 18:46:38 * Axem gives channel operator status to Galemp Goober5000
Jul 19 18:46:45 <Galemp> :)
Jul 19 18:46:47 * sigtau lol's
Jul 19 18:46:47 <Hades> o hai
Jul 19 18:46:50 <sigtau> ...damn
Jul 19 18:46:51 <sigtau> lol
Jul 19 18:46:56 * Galemp has kicked Axem from #hard-light (Axem)
Jul 19 18:46:56 * Axem has joined #hard-light
Jul 19 18:46:58 * ChanServ gives channel operator status to Axem
Jul 19 18:47:00 <Hades> XD
Jul 19 18:47:22 <Galemp> ;)
Jul 19 18:47:22 * Axem removes channel operator status from Galemp
Jul 19 18:47:24 <Axem> :|
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Destroyed by thine own creation. . Tragic. :sigh:
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You would think that Axem would know what he's doing... :nervous:
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Double-post. :D
Cockpit? Cock pit? I get it!
:blah:
My first thought upon seeing "cock pit" was armpits... :wtf:
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<Esarai>: !8ball Is Axem Russian?
<BotenAnna>: Esarai: It shall be.
<Esarai>: !8ball He's going to move to Russia?
<BotenAnna>: Esarai: Maybe...
<Esarai>: !8ball you're not making any sense, lass.
<BotenAnna>: Esarai: One would be wise to think so.
<Fury`>: !8ball is Axem gonna get assraped by angry russian mob?
<BotenAnna>: Fury`: Yes!
<Fury`>: there you go
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Double-post. :D
Cockpit? Cock pit? I get it!
:blah:
My first thought upon seeing "cock pit" was armpits... :wtf:
Sucks to be your girlfriend
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[00:40] <FoxtrotTango> Hey, Zack?
[00:40] <FoxtrotTango> Do you see that door over there?
[00:40] <FoxtrotTango> Can you go see what's on the other side of it?
[00:41] <iamzack> i don't see any door
[00:41] <FoxtrotTango> It's right over there. *Points to the exit*
[00:41] <iamzack> definitely don't see any door
[00:41] <FoxtrotTango> Just go to where I'm pointing. You'll come to it.
[00:41] <iamzack> don't see where you're pointing
[00:41] <Androgeos> Well, the door's visible if you type /quit
[00:42] =-= iamzack was booted from #hard-light by Fury` (You don't see if because you're HITTING it you silly girl)
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[20:33] <Snail> all hail teh Colonol!
[20:33] <Galemp> hey it's dekker
[20:33] <Galemp> how you been
[20:33] <Col_Dek> !8ball does snail win?
[20:33] <@BotenAnna> Col_Dek: Come again?
[20:33] <lostllama> Hi Galemp
[20:33] <Col_Dek> !8ball does snail win?
[20:33] <@BotenAnna> Col_Dek: Naturally.
[20:33] <Col_Dek> :(
[20:33] <lostllama> dang that ball
[20:33] <Snail> **** yeah
[20:33] <Snail> I WIN!! I WIN!!
[20:34] <Col_Dek> !8ball does snail love men?
[20:34] <@BotenAnna> Col_Dek: The answer is a resounding no.
[20:34] <Col_Dek> lol
[20:34] <Col_Dek> lucky...
BotenAnna is on my side for once.
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Only cos you cut the first question i asked her :mad:
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[06:31] <Snail> Oh ****, I just realized that my wet dream was caused by me getting +v on this channel
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D:
[12:45] <Hades> BAD SNAIL, BAD
[12:45] * Hades slaps Snail with a rainbow trout
[12:45] <Snail> eh
[12:47] * Aardwolf kicks Hades in the groin with a steel-toed GIANT FIGHTING ROBOT
[12:47] <Snail> Perpetual War
[12:47] <Hades> I am not hurt, because I have balls of steel
[12:49] * Aardwolf activates the electromagnet
[12:49] <Snail> lol
[12:49] <Hades> ****
[12:49] <Hades> Oh, did I mention that my balls are not magnetic?
[12:50] <Aardwolf> Steel is made of iron, foo
[12:50] <Snail> Yeah, in the same way a great big block of iron isn't magnetic
[12:50] <Snail> Because I said so
[12:50] <Hades> I know
[12:50] <Hades> But my steel has anti magnetic plastic around it
[12:50] <Aardwolf> Refrigerators aren't magnetic...
[12:51] <Aardwolf> Hades: yeah ya do
[12:51] <Snail> Anti magnetic plastic?
[12:51] <Aardwolf> xD
[12:51] <Hades> yep.
[12:51] <Snail> O)o
[12:51] <Hades> totally
[12:51] <Aardwolf> latex
[12:51] <Snail> AHAHA
[12:51] <Hades> haha
[12:51] <Snail> ****ing p4wned
[12:51] <Hades> You figured me out. :(
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D:
[07:26] <Hades> I was going to beat the D3 demo
[07:26] <Hades> But I got lost on the first mission
[07:26] <Hades> I took a wrong turn somewhere or something
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<sigtau> !8ball Boxers or briefs?
<BotenAnna> sigtau: I doubt it very much.
<StarDragon> plus teh cockpit might be too complicated
<StarDragon> cant tell
<sigtau> No underwear at all? :O
<Rhymes_With_PSYCHO> !8ball Is sigtau just being stupid?
<BotenAnna> Rhymes_With_PSYCHO: No chance.
<Rhymes_With_PSYCHO> oh god
<sigtau> lol
<sigtau> Chat quotes worthy.
<Rhymes_With_PSYCHO> !8ball do you like Hades?
<BotenAnna> Rhymes_With_PSYCHO: The answer is certainly yes.
<Rhymes_With_PSYCHO> !8ball do you like me?
<BotenAnna> Rhymes_With_PSYCHO: Unlikely.
<sigtau> XD
<Rhymes_With_PSYCHO> :-(
<Rhymes_With_PSYCHO> !8ball should I kill sigtau?
<BotenAnna> Rhymes_With_PSYCHO: Obviously.
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Okay, there needs to be some kind of rule about posting chat quotes regarding things you say yourself. First AE, then Hades, now sigtau. This is not the Quotesturbation Thread.
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There needs to some kind of rule about "the bot is not amusing, you lazy bastards"
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That too.
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[22:37] <SnailFail> Wait a sec
[22:37] <SnailFail> Why would an Earth destroyer have beams
[22:38] <JeffVader> I sold them beams
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This thread is painfully un-funny, and the genuine good stuff is getting buried in all this cruft. This is not how to do a quotes thread, people.
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Agreed.
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Say the word. . .
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Okay, just lock it so we don't have to take the trouble to come here and post. We can quote in our sigs. :)
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I wouldn't bet on that lasting too long. On that note, I reckon this is pretty past its prime now. . . Unless I see anyone begging and pleading i'll just put my key in and turn it. .
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We can quote in our sigs. :)
/me goes to dust off the 'ol Hammer of HLP 0wnage
One of these days sig sizes will be enforced with steel gloves.
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In before (another) lock.
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Hmmm, appears my Opera Mini refused the lock..........Oh well i'm home now!!!