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Title: *dips hat to Shrike the Culture Vulture*
Post by: Setekh on March 30, 2002, 06:02:26 pm
Time to liven up this Forum a bit. And as you all know...

(http://www.3dap.com/hlp/staff/setekh/ebw-gf.jpg)

EVERYTHING'S BETTER WITH GRIDFIRE!!

:D
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Post by: Shrike on March 30, 2002, 06:02:48 pm
Damn straight!
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Post by: Setekh on March 30, 2002, 06:04:45 pm
Nice title... ;)

Hey, watch where you're point that thing!
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Post by: an0n on March 30, 2002, 06:04:56 pm
ooooooooooooooooooooooookay.:wtf:
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Post by: Shrike on March 30, 2002, 06:08:43 pm
Oh dear..... I think we're scaring the forumites.
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Post by: an0n on March 30, 2002, 06:11:07 pm
Drugs are bad. M'kay.
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Post by: WMCoolmon on March 30, 2002, 06:12:32 pm
What's this? What's this! Explosions everywhere! What's this? There's renders in the post! I can't believe my eyes I must be dreaming wake up cool this isn't FAIR!
What's this! What's this, what's THIS! There's something very wrong! What's this? There's no array updates. What's this? The array is lined with old stuff everybody seems so sad have I possibly gone mad!?
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Post by: Shrike on March 30, 2002, 06:14:58 pm
The surprising things is, an0n's post came before yours.
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Post by: Setekh on March 30, 2002, 06:18:08 pm
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Originally posted by Shrike
The surprising things is, an0n's post came before yours.


Nah, apparently that comes from some song...

Read the Culture books, people. :p
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Post by: an0n on March 30, 2002, 06:20:48 pm
Am I missing something (aside from a conscience)?
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Post by: Styxx on March 30, 2002, 06:21:33 pm
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Originally posted by Shrike
Oh dear..... I think we're scaring the forumites.


No, it's you that's scaring them. :D :p
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Post by: WMCoolmon on March 30, 2002, 06:21:33 pm
No one here has seen The Nightmare Before Christmas? :jaw:
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Post by: Shrike on March 30, 2002, 06:22:21 pm
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Originally posted by Styxx
No, it's you that's scaring them. :D :p
Pfff, in your dreams.

Actually, no, I don't want to be in your dreams.  :p
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Post by: WMCoolmon on March 30, 2002, 06:23:31 pm
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Originally posted by Shrike

Actually, no, I don't want to be in your dreams.  :p

:lol:
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Post by: Styxx on March 30, 2002, 06:23:35 pm
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Originally posted by WMCoolmon
No one here has seen The Nightmare Before Christmas? :jaw:


Nope. :p
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Post by: WMCoolmon on March 30, 2002, 06:24:10 pm
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Originally posted by Styxx


Nope. :p

What's THIS!? :D
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Post by: Styxx on March 30, 2002, 06:24:33 pm
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Originally posted by Shrike
Actually, no, I don't want to be in your dreams.  :p


It's I who don't want you in my dreams! :p:ha:

And lately I have been having nightmares about servlets and persistent objects... :p
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Post by: Zeronet on March 30, 2002, 06:24:41 pm
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Originally posted by Styxx


Nope. :p


I second that.
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Post by: Shrike on March 30, 2002, 06:26:32 pm
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Originally posted by Styxx
It's I who don't want you in my dreams! :p:ha:

And lately I have been having nightmares about servlets and persistent objects... :p
Great.  Do you call your girlfriend your 'enhanced functionally java script' yet? :p
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Post by: an0n on March 30, 2002, 06:27:22 pm
I thought it was the a variation of the Rabbits late song from Alice In Wonderland.
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Post by: Styxx on March 30, 2002, 06:27:27 pm
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Originally posted by WMCoolmon
What's THIS!? :D


THIS means I never watched "Nightmare before Christmas". :p
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Post by: WMCoolmon on March 30, 2002, 06:27:41 pm
:sigh:
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Post by: Styxx on March 30, 2002, 06:28:44 pm
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Originally posted by Shrike
Great.  Do you call your girlfriend your 'enhanced functionally java script' yet? :p


Bah, don't joke about it - she's mad enough at me already. :(

And javascript is for n00bies, I go full-fledged, application-server enhanced, message-driven Enterprise Java! :D
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Post by: Shrike on March 30, 2002, 06:29:37 pm
Yay, bet you can't wait until you get time off eh?

Oh ya, you're gonna have to ship me up some more gems..... lol
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Post by: Styxx on March 30, 2002, 06:36:31 pm
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Originally posted by Shrike
Yay, bet you can't wait until you get time off eh?

Oh ya, you're gonna have to ship me up some more gems..... lol


No, I can't wait. Shame I'll HAVE to wait a LONG time. :p

No problem, just ask and I'll get them as soon as I can. How much were those things worth in Canada anyway? :)
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Post by: Shrike on March 30, 2002, 06:37:31 pm
Not sure for all of them.  More than I paid, anyhow.  :lol:
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Post by: Styxx on March 30, 2002, 06:39:26 pm
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Originally posted by Shrike
Not sure for all of them.  More than I paid, anyhow.  :lol:


Well, of that I was sure. I just wanted to know if you had actually checked the values over there... :)
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Post by: Shrike on March 30, 2002, 06:40:32 pm
For some of them, such as the tourmalines.
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Post by: Setekh on March 30, 2002, 06:42:17 pm
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Originally posted by Shrike
Great.  Do you call your girlfriend your 'enhanced functionally java script' yet? :p


What do you mean, YET?
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Post by: Thorn on March 30, 2002, 06:42:18 pm
I'm surrounded by crackheads...
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Post by: Styxx on March 30, 2002, 06:42:38 pm
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Originally posted by Shrike
For some of them, such as the tourmalines.


So, was it:
- barely worth it
- worth it
- really worth it
- really really worth it
?
:D
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Post by: Shrike on March 30, 2002, 06:42:54 pm
..........

I fail to see the point.
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Post by: Shrike on March 30, 2002, 06:43:26 pm
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Originally posted by Styxx
So, was it:
- barely worth it
- worth it
- really worth it
- really really worth it
?
:D
Well, the watermellons came to like 40+ dollars/karat.  The green one hasn't bee checked yet.
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Post by: Setekh on March 30, 2002, 06:43:54 pm
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Originally posted by Thorn
I'm surrounded by crackheads...


Welcome to HLP...
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Post by: an0n on March 30, 2002, 06:44:01 pm
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Originally posted by Thorn
I'm surrounded by crackheads...

Why are you in Glasgow?
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Post by: Setekh on March 30, 2002, 06:45:08 pm
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Originally posted by Shrike
Well, the watermellons came to like 40+ dollars/karat.  The green one hasn't bee checked yet.


Do I really want to know how much that's worth? :p
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Post by: WMCoolmon on March 30, 2002, 06:45:08 pm
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Originally posted by Thorn
I'm surrounded by crackheads...

Don't worry, they won't hurt you...but the fluffy walls will! They're closing in on me! Can't BREATHE!! :nervous:
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Post by: Shrike on March 30, 2002, 06:48:13 pm
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Originally posted by Setekh
Do I really want to know how much that's worth? :p
I paid 357 real for it.
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Post by: Setekh on March 30, 2002, 06:48:50 pm
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Originally posted by WMCoolmon
Don't worry, they won't hurt you...


Keep doing that for a free CAM...
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Post by: Styxx on March 30, 2002, 06:48:57 pm
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Originally posted by Shrike
Well, the watermellons came to like 40+ dollars/karat.  The green one hasn't bee checked yet.


That's quite a bit more than they were worth here, if I remember right... :)
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Post by: Shrike on March 30, 2002, 06:50:04 pm
Mmmm, I think they came to 40 or 50 real a karat...... don't rightly remember.  But I had the 15% discount as well.
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Post by: Setekh on March 30, 2002, 06:51:12 pm
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Originally posted by Shrike
I paid 357 real for it.


You paid 357 real for a watermelon?
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Post by: Thorn on March 30, 2002, 06:52:23 pm
Crackheads I tells ya....
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Post by: WMCoolmon on March 30, 2002, 06:52:50 pm
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Originally posted by Setekh


You paid 357 real for a watermelon?

Real? :confused:
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Post by: Shrike on March 30, 2002, 06:54:03 pm
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Originally posted by Setekh
You paid 357 real for a watermelon?
No, a green.
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Post by: Ulundel on March 30, 2002, 07:00:29 pm
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Originally posted by WMCoolmon

Real? :confused:


The money in the end might be written in black.
It's a really strange hobby that people are practicing in this forum. :rolleyes:
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Post by: Zeronet on March 30, 2002, 07:01:28 pm
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Originally posted by Ten of Twelve


The money in the end might be written in black.
It's a really strange hobby that people are practicing in this forum. :rolleyes:


Which hobby is that? Collecting fake watermelons?
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Post by: Shrike on March 30, 2002, 07:01:32 pm
quantum waveform laugh
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Post by: Setekh on March 30, 2002, 07:02:05 pm
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Originally posted by Shrike
No, a green.


Oh... it makes sense now...

Wow! The Brazillian economy is almost as bad as ours.
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Post by: an0n on March 30, 2002, 07:02:20 pm
:wtf: is GridFire?
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Post by: Zeronet on March 30, 2002, 07:03:08 pm
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Originally posted by an0n
:wtf: is GridFire?


Im asking the same question.
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Post by: WMCoolmon on March 30, 2002, 07:04:58 pm
I agree...it does have a cool render for it, though.
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Post by: Shrike on March 30, 2002, 07:05:20 pm
Think of poking a hole into the space between universes and letting the energy out.
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Post by: Zeronet on March 30, 2002, 07:05:31 pm
You agree with the fact im asking a question?
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Post by: an0n on March 30, 2002, 07:06:33 pm
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Originally posted by Shrike
Think of poking a hole into the space between universes and letting the energy out.

Ah, dimensional variance energy. The very stuff that holds things apart. Gotcha.
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Post by: Zeronet on March 30, 2002, 07:07:36 pm
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Originally posted by Shrike
Think of poking a hole into the space between universes and letting the energy out.


A hole in space is called a black hole, not gridfire.
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Post by: WMCoolmon on March 30, 2002, 07:07:53 pm
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Originally posted by Zeronet
You agree with the fact im asking a question?

Almost...actually, I'm asking the same question :cool:
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Post by: Zeronet on March 30, 2002, 07:09:04 pm
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Originally posted by WMCoolmon

Almost...actually, I'm asking the same question :cool:


I see. Indeed i do.
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Post by: Shrike on March 30, 2002, 07:10:00 pm
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Originally posted by Zeronet
A hole in space is called a black hole, not gridfire.
Bzzt!  Wrong!  I don't feel like doing a physics lesson so I'll just point and laugh.

It's more comparable to a white hole than a black hole.
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Post by: an0n on March 30, 2002, 07:10:15 pm
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Originally posted by Zeronet


A hole in space is called a black hole, not gridfire.

Not space. The space between universes.
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Post by: Setekh on March 30, 2002, 07:11:36 pm
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Originally posted by Zeronet
I see. Indeed i do.


...Almost?
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Post by: an0n on March 30, 2002, 07:12:57 pm
*looks at Setekh's sig*
Oh god. :shakeshead:
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Post by: Shrike on March 30, 2002, 07:13:26 pm
I talked him into it. :D
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Post by: Zeronet on March 30, 2002, 07:14:22 pm
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Originally posted by Shrike
I talked him into it. :D


/me shakes head.
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Post by: Shrike on March 30, 2002, 07:26:30 pm
I'm good at talking him into stuff.
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Post by: Zeronet on March 30, 2002, 07:27:20 pm
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Originally posted by Shrike
I'm good at talking him into stuff.

Poor Setekh.
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Post by: Shrike on March 30, 2002, 07:28:35 pm
Why poor Setekh?  He has no need for pity, for he is the AWACS.
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Post by: Setekh on March 30, 2002, 07:28:43 pm
Yes, Shrike's good at talking me into stuff... What? Oh, ****!
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Post by: WMCoolmon on March 30, 2002, 07:36:53 pm
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Originally posted by Setekh
Yes, Shrike's good at talking me into stuff... What? Oh, ****!

:confused: again...
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Post by: Carl on March 30, 2002, 08:46:53 pm
are we spamming yet?
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Post by: Thorn on March 30, 2002, 08:47:34 pm
we were...
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Post by: Setekh on March 30, 2002, 08:49:50 pm
You missed the party, Carl. ;)
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Post by: Shrike on March 30, 2002, 11:08:07 pm
Indeed he did.  We fed a lot of African villages.
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Post by: an0n on March 30, 2002, 11:10:16 pm
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Originally posted by Shrike
Indeed he did.  We fed a lot of African villages.

And accidentally bludgeoned a few thousand Africans to death with canned food stuffs.
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Post by: Shrike on March 30, 2002, 11:13:08 pm
Blame the angered meat god for that.
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Post by: an0n on March 30, 2002, 11:14:26 pm
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Originally posted by Shrike
Blame the angered meat god for that.

*cough*Steak*cough*
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Post by: Setekh on March 30, 2002, 11:20:25 pm
DON'T START ME... I've had enough trouble dealing with the TANG, okay?
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Post by: an0n on March 30, 2002, 11:22:35 pm
I told you that stuff would lead to diarrhoea but would you listen? Noooo.
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Post by: WMCoolmon on March 30, 2002, 11:29:19 pm
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Originally posted by an0n
I told you that stuff would lead to diarrhoea but would you listen? Noooo.
:lol:
Actually, it was when I accidentally broke one of his arrays while golfing... What!? You didn't know that, Steak? Uh...here, have this head.
*runs*
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Post by: Setekh on March 30, 2002, 11:30:26 pm
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Originally posted by an0n
I told you that stuff would lead to diarrhoea but would you listen? Noooo.


Argh! NO! Not AGAIN!

* runs to toilet *
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Post by: WMCoolmon on March 30, 2002, 11:32:42 pm
*While searching for a suitable vehicle and weapon, Coolmon finds something missing*
"Hey, who took the plunger of death?"
*A mushroom cloud consumes the bathroom*
"Not again! Now I'll have to buy a new one off Amazon.com!":doubt:
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Post by: an0n on March 30, 2002, 11:34:39 pm
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Originally posted by WMCoolmon
*runs*

Christ, not you as well. I told you not to drink that crap.
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Post by: Setekh on March 30, 2002, 11:35:36 pm
I DO NOT like the way this story arc is going. I'm putting away the Tang for now. ;)
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Post by: WMCoolmon on March 30, 2002, 11:36:27 pm
You don't mean...that was Tang[/i]?? And Steak blew up the bathroom...:jaw:
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Post by: Setekh on March 30, 2002, 11:57:13 pm
You're next. :D
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Post by: WMCoolmon on March 31, 2002, 12:09:14 am
*Resists Steak Storm* You can never defeat me fairly! ;)
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Post by: Setekh on March 31, 2002, 12:13:13 am
Who needs fair? I'm an admin. :D

* Steak Storm begins bucketing down *
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Post by: WMCoolmon on March 31, 2002, 12:13:49 am
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Originally posted by Setekh
Who needs fair? I'm an admin. :D

* Steak Storm begins bucketing down *

"They're really putting the pressure on us now!"
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Post by: Setekh on March 31, 2002, 12:15:12 am
This isn't pressure. I'm taking it easy. ;)
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Post by: WMCoolmon on March 31, 2002, 12:16:31 am
If you spam me down, I'll become more possible than you can possibly imagine...
Not even you are able to defy the Law of 30 Seconds :p
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Post by: Setekh on March 31, 2002, 12:22:23 am
Hello? Admin? ;)

Btw, what does it mean to become 'more possible than you could possibly imagine'? :D
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Post by: WMCoolmon on March 31, 2002, 12:26:44 am
It means I should stop posting...but I'll never stop! :ha:
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Post by: Stunaep on March 31, 2002, 04:03:50 am
Pretty colors....lots of pretty colors....Ooooh.....aaaah.....

pretty colors....me likes pretty colors....

yeess....pretty colors
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Post by: Shrike on March 31, 2002, 05:50:37 am
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Originally posted by WMCoolmon
If you spam me down, I'll become more possible than you can possibly imagine...
Not even you are able to defy the Law of 30 Seconds :p
Yes, but you can't defy the curse of no posting permissions. ;)
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Post by: Zeronet on March 31, 2002, 06:32:36 am
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Originally posted by Setekh
Hello? Admin? ;)

Btw, what does it mean to become 'more possible than you could possibly imagine'? :D


He mores more powerful i think.
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Post by: Styxx on March 31, 2002, 12:53:34 pm
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Originally posted by Setekh
Yes, Shrike's good at talking me into stuff... What? Oh, ****!


Self-0wnage? That's new. :D
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Post by: Setekh on April 01, 2002, 01:10:38 am
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Originally posted by Styxx
Self-0wnage? That's new. :D


Indeed. Just say my line out loud, though, it sounds funny. :D
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Post by: Kamikaze on April 01, 2002, 01:12:43 am
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Originally posted by Styxx


Self-0wnage? That's new. :D


No, no it's called comedy ;)
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Post by: Setekh on April 01, 2002, 01:18:52 am
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Originally posted by Kamikaze
No, no it's called comedy ;)


Hahah... I could get to like you, Kamikaze. :D

(Your name even starts with KAM! Alright! :D)
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Post by: Styxx on April 01, 2002, 07:54:45 am
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Originally posted by Kamikaze
No, no it's called comedy ;)


You're suggesting he did that deliberately? Nah, wouldn't be possible... :p