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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Colonol Dekker on July 23, 2009, 03:09:14 pm
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Angelus hit on a superb idea.........parody songs.
Everyone follow his inspired comedic genius add some more to the list such as that famous Zod hit, Surfing GTA.
I intend to learn and record one once you guys decide on a song and provide lyrics...and tableture :nervous:
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Born In the GTA ( the Boss )
Jumpnode to hell ( highway to hell )
Mara ( by Carlos Sathana - stolen from JV ) ( MAria )
old Bosch in an Oak ( old pop in an oak- Rednex )
99 Sathanas ( 99 balloons Nena )
Who the **** is Aken? ( Who the **** is Alice )
blow it up ( party up - DMX )
Vasuda City ( Paradise City - Guns 'n Roses )
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Wasn't my idea, but...
Master of Saths (Master of Puppets)
Run to the Node (Run to the Hills)
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Age of Sathanas...? (Age of Aquarius)
*put original song titles for clarity)
I'm hooked on Born in the GTA.. ITs's so flamin brilliant, we need to expand on that..
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Welcome to the Nebula (Jungle)
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It's fun to fight for the G.T.V.A!
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It's fun to fight for the G.T.V.A!
:lol: epic!
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XD......Flipside
G-T-V-A its fun to fight in the G-T-V-A.. You can fly with a Zod, shoot an escape pod etc..........
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We are livin' on a yellow Orion ( the Beatles )
We don't need another Alpha1 ( Tina Turner )
Aquitaine Rhapsody ( Queen )
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When the Collie Breaks (When the Levee Breaks -Led Zeppelin)
"If it keeps on firin', Collie's goin' to break,
If it keeps on firin', Collie's goin' to break,
When The Collie Breaks I'll have no place to stay.
Mean old Shivans taught me to weep and moan,
Lord, mean old Shivans taught me to weep and moan,
Got what it takes to make a Capellan man leave his home,
Oh, well, oh, well, oh, well.
Don't it make you feel bad
When you're tryin' to find your way to a Node,
You don't know which way to go?
If you're goin' down South
They go no work to do,
If you don't know about Pegasi.
Cryin wont help you, prayin wont do you no good,
Now, cryin wont help you, prayin wont do you no good,
When the Collie breaks, mama, you got to move.
All last night escorted the Collie and moaned,
All last night escorted the Collie and moaned,
Thinkin' 'bout me baby and my happy home.
Going, go'n' to Pegasi,
Go'n' to Pegasi,
Sorry but I can't take you.
Going down, going down now, going down."
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Khonsu II Pose (Jesus Christ Pose)
Another Sath Around the Sun (Another Brick in the Wall)
Sultans of Space Superiority (Sultans of Swing)
Vasudan Pie (American Pie)
Capellan Rhapsody (Bohemian Rhapsody)
Every Shot You Take (Every Breath You Take)
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Khonsu II Pose (Jesus Christ Pose)
Another Sath Around the Sun (Another Brick in the Wall)
Sultans of Space Superiority (Sultans of Swing)
Vasudan Pie (American Pie)
Capellan Rhapsody (Bohemian Rhapsody)
Every Shot You Take (Every Breath You Take)
Singin' why, why did the Vasudans all die,
fom Vasuda to Capella i watched the Zods cry.
The lucy beamed their surface and sky
singin' this'll be the day they all die.............
singing this'll be the day they all die!
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All along the Knossos portal (All along the watchtower Hendrix)
Alpha 1 (Iron Man - Black Sabbath)
Fly thought the Capella (Run through the Jungle - CCR)
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Is this the way to Beta Cygni?
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Capellan Queen ( Dancing Queen - Abba )
Born to be Vasudan ( Born to be Wild )
Shivan Zone ( Danger Zone - Top Gun OST ...revvin up the engine, flyin' to the Shivan zone..)
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I think you could leave Highway to the Danger Zone exactly as it is and it would fit.
Except change "She got you jumpin' off the track" to "She got you jumpin' off the deck" and... that's it really.
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There are some great suggestions, but we need a song here:D Vasudan pie and G-T-V-A by the Village pilots are the only ones with lyrics right now though :nervous:
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The Real Alpha 1 (The Real Slim Shady)
There are some great suggestions, but we need a song here:D Vasudan pie and G-T-V-A by the Village pilots are the only ones with lyrics right now though :nervous:
Don' t look at me.
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I think you could leave Highway to the Danger Zone exactly as it is and it would fit.
Except change "She got you jumpin' off the track" to "She got you jumpin' off the deck" and... that's it really.
Should be Jump Node to the Danger Zone
Back to Vasudia Prime (Back to Ohio)
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We fought the Sath ( I fought the law )
BP version:
we fought the UEF
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Shivans were going loco, so we blew up their jump node...
Cos they stayed too long...
(Going Loco down in Acapulco - Some may not remember this song ;))
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Capella Rhapsody
(I may or may not be a tad drunk right now, so pardon the suckage)
Is this the real strife --
Or just science fantasy?
Caught in a landslide,
no escape from reality.
Charge up your beams
Take aim at the skies and seee
I'm just a Hecate, I have no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
A little high, little low.
Any way the solar wind blows,
doesn't really matter to meeee --
To me.
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Command
Just pwnt a ship
Sent Alpha 1 to kill its beams
Now it's blown to smithereens
Command, the campaign's just beguuun
But now Bosch has gone and thrown it all awaaay
Command, ooohhhOOOOHHHHooohhh
Didn't mean to make you cry
If Bosch ain't dead this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters...
Too late, our time has come
Nebula shivers down my spine,
Shivans attacking all the time.
Goodbye, everybody
We've got to go
Gotta make it to the node before we're blown awaaaay
Command, ooohhhOOOOHHHHooohhh
We don't want to die
We just hate this ****ing nebula is all
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I see a little Sathanas in the clouds,
Scaramouche! Scaramouche! Kiss your destroyer good-bye!
BFRed and Lightning, very very frightening me!
Galileo, galileo
Galileo Galileo
Galilelo figaro-magnifico
I'm just a star system, nobody loves me
He's just a star system from a dim family
Spare it its life from this monstrosisity!
Easy come, easy go--will you let us go!
Bismillah! No, shivans will not let you go -- let us go!
Bismillah! No, shivans will not let you go -- let us go!
Bismillah! No, shivans will not let you go -- let us go!
Will not let you go -- let me go!
Will not let you go -- let me go!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
O Sathanas, O Sathanas, Sathanas, let me go.
The Shivans have a juggernaught put side for me --
So you think you can BFGreen me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
Oh, baby, can't do this to me
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta heeere.
Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see...
Nothing really matters, nothing really matters to me...
Any way the wind blows...
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Admirals, Beams, and Shivans (Lawyers, Guns, and Money - Warren Zevon)
Wreck of the GTVA Colossus (Wreck of the Edmon Fitzgearld - Gordon Lightfoot)
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The lyrics for "we fought the Saths and the Saths won" :D
Fighting under Capellan Sun,
we fought the Saths and the Saths won ( *2 ),
i needed Hornets, 'cause i had none,
we fought the Saths and the Saths won ( *2 )
I left my wing, and it was really bad
guess my race is run,
It was the best wing i ever had
we fought the Saths and the Saths won ( *2 )
Shootin Shivans with a Maxim gun
we fought the Saths and the Saths won ( *2 )
I lost my engine and i lost my guns
we fought the Saths and the Saths won ( *2 )
I left my wing, and it was really bad
guess my race is run,
It was the best wing i ever had
we fought the Saths and the Saths won ( *2 )
we fought the Saths and the Saths won ( *7 )
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How could everone miss: Command! what is it good for.......Absolutely nothing..........
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I'll dredge up one of my old ones...
Picture yourself in a burned out Apollo,
With much heavy breathing and dilated eyes
You call up for help from a GTA Station
They think that your warnings are lies...
Cut to the flashbacks of ships going boom as you're
Rapidly flying away
Terrans, Vasudans with ships with no shields
And they're gone....
Lucy in the Sky, with Diamonds!
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Lucy in the Sky, with Diamonds!
:lol:
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like a Shivan, shot for the very first time... ( like a virgin - Madonna )
It seems we are getting enough material for a entire album, so hereby the HLP Allstars are officially founded. :P
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Vasudan Pie (American Pie)
Singin' why, why did the Vasudans all die,
fom Vasuda to Capella i watched the Zods cry.
The lucy beamed their surface and sky
singin' this'll be the day they all die.............
singing this'll be the day they all die!
Beat you to it, by about 8 years:
Shivan Pie
A long, long time ago, I can still remember
how dead Vasudans used to make me smile
and I knew if I had my chance
that I could push the damn Zods back
and maybe we would win the war after all
but January made me shiver
with every briefing they'd deliver
bad news from the front lines,
I couldn't believe my own eyes
I can't remember if I cried
when I read about the loss of lives
but something touched me deep inside,
the day, the Shivans, arrived.
So...
Die, die, you dirty Shivan die
flew my Apollo to the battle
just to make sure they fried
an I heard Alpha One
Go screaming by
sayin' "This will be the day that they die,
this will be the day that they die."
You know they wrote a book of blood
So you better pray to your god above,
cause they're coming to destroy your home
and do you believe we stole the code
to make shields of our very own
and can you teach me how to track them through the nodes?
Well we knew they were going to Vasuda
cuz you scanned them and made off gouda
We all knocked off the Eva
Cause she was a danger
And the Lucifer attacked with luck
destroying the Galatea like it a toy truck
and we all knew we were out of luck,
the day, the Shivans, arrived.
I started singin...
Die, die, you dirty Shivan die
flew my Medusa to the battle
just to make sure they fried
an I heard Alpha One
Go screaming by
sayin' "This will be the day that they die,
this will be the day that they die."
Now for 32 years we've been on our own
A generation without a home
but that's not how it used to be,
when some Vasudans landed on Altair
they found a buried Ancient lair
and found the secrets to win with flair
oh and as the Lucifer looked down,
we ran off with the secret of it's crown
the tech room was a buzz
As the Bastion was ordered to the cause
and while the Shivans headed for our home
we attacked while in the node
and destroyed it and our way home
the day, the Shivans, arrived.
We were singin...
Die, die, you dirty Shivan die
flew my Hercules to the battle
just to make sure they fried
an I heard Alpha One
Go screaming by
sayin' "This will be the day that they die,
this will be the day that they die."
Helter Skelter the NTF swelters
Bosch flew out of his asteroid shelter,
activating the Knossos real fast,
and the Shivans came out with a blast
and we got lost in the nebula gas
with the Colossus on the sidelines in a cast,
now the Sathantas was big and mean
so we worked together as a team
and the two great ships danced
and the Colossus won by chance
oh but the Shivans had just taken the field
but the GTVA refused to yield
then Bosch’s plan was revealed,
the day, the Shivans, arrived.
We started singin...
Die, die, you dirty Shivan die
flew my Persus to the battle
just to make sure they fried
an I heard Alpha One
Go screaming by
sayin' "This will be the day that they die,
this will be the day that they die."
Oh and there we were all in one place,
a generation lost in space
with but one chance to start again,
but the Shivans just poured through the node
And we went into retreat mode
because 80 juggernauts aren’t our friends
oh and as we watched them take the stage,
our hands were clinched in fists of rage,
we could only close the nodes, to keep them from our homes
and as the Colossus went up in a ball of light
the Sathantas’ blew up Capella alright
I thought I saw Bosch laugh with delight,
the day, the Shivans, arrived.
He was singin...
Die, die, you dirty Shivan die
flew my Erinyes to the battle
just to make sure they fried
an I heard Alpha One
Go screaming by
sayin' "This will be the day that they die,
this will be the day that they die."
I met an officer who sang the blues
and I asked her for some happy news
but she just smiled and turned away,
I went to the Command for more
for that’s where I had heard all the news before
and the man there said Capella had been blown away
and among the stars the Shivans screamed,
the Vasudans cried, and the Terrans dreamed
but not a word was spoken,
the jump nodes all were broken
and of the three ships that I think are keen,
the Galatea, Bastion, and Aquitiane
All but one was blown to smithereens
the day, the Shivans, arrived.
and they were singin...
Die, die, you dirty Shivan die
flew my Ares to the battle
just to make sure they fried
an I heard Alpha One
Go screaming by
sayin' "This will be the day that they die,
this will be the day that they die."
They were singin...
Die, die, you dirty Shivan die
flew my fighter to the battle
just to make sure they fried
an I heard Alpha One
Go screaming by
sayin' "This will be the day that they die."
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Bomb (Jump, Van Halen)
"You gotta BOMB! [Bomb!]"
Capella! (Moskau, Genghis Khan)
[In case you haven't seen the original... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJefVspR88M, though you were warned.]
Black Old Sath (Black Hole Sun, Soundgarden)
Space of Confusion (surprisingly, Land of Confusion by Genesis)
And introducing
Khonsu Cool (Daddy Cool, Boney M)
Hunting high and low could have some material, but I couldn't get my head on it at the moment.
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I did the front bit, just like Axem's JAD:SSE's sound clip.
N.N.T.F. (Y.M.C.A.)
Pilot, there's no need to feel down.
I said, pilot, the Alliance is doomed.
I said, pilot, 'cause you're in a new team
There's no need to get Minute Maid.
Pilot, there's a place you can go.
I said, pilot, when you're short on free drinks.
You can defect, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have some Bosch Beer.
It's fun to stay at the N.N.T.F.
It's fun to stay at the N.N.T.F.
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Other tracks:
- Blown Too Soon ("Gone Too Soon" by Michael Jackson)
- ETAK, ETAK, Little Bosch ("Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star")
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How could everone miss: Command! what is it good for.......Absolutely nothing..........
Say it again y'all!
In da Ship/In da Club
Expect lyrics and possibly voice-acting in the next 1/2 weeks :P.
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I LOVE "WE Fought the Sath"
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Beam It (Beat It)
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Beam It (Beat It)
The report's that the Iceni has jumped into the nebula.
Sounds like...
...the Colossus...
...couldn't beam it.
(http://v4belg.blu.livefilestore.com/y1pV9UWeuAlNfIjKrKjntyNYDtIozgzX0sHg_V_edytfMuh-DUCjmeiuUwHkeWE3UwlWupGOvQsfk4Vpo8864D7HA/LRAYeah.png)
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Blasting the Shivans (Blasting the Virginborn - Bloodbath. Sorry about the words m8s!)
Who let the Shivans out? (Who let the dog's out)
Don't stop me Alpha (Don't stop me now - Queen)
The Man on Capella (The Man on the Moon - R.E.M.)
Losing my Capella (Losing my Religion - R.E.M. hehe it works!)
Vasuda city (Suffragette city - David Bowie)
G-T-V-A (YMCA, did someone take this already?)
Bosch (Flash - Queen)
Alpha Gene (Billy Jean - Michael Jackson :P I couldn't resist)
Take me to Capella (Take me to the water/river - Talking Heads)
Over my ship (Over my head - Fleetwood Mac)
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Great Balls of Flak(Great Balls of Fire)
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Jump - Van Halen Wait that works as is.
Couple of CDB ones:
The NTF is going to do it again
Still in Capella
Long Haired Terran Boy
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Vasudan Pie (American Pie)
SNIppppp
SNeeee-p
DAmmit, you beat me into the ground with that,...........
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Sa Vasuda (Psycho Killer, Talking Heads)
Can't seem to find room for the snacks
Bomber's loadout...really lacks
Can't steer--ship's on fire
Don't warp out, we can almost fly her!
Sa Vasuda! I obey
Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Khonsu, I want hazard pay
OooooOOOOOoooooOOOOOOOH Hai yai yai yai yai!!!
You say "Protect my target", but I have no target!
You fight well, Terran, but your wingmen are all dead
When I have nothing to do, I fly in circles
Disarming your target......Avenge Me!!
Sa Vasuda! You should pray
Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
BVas, seldom go astray
OooooOOOOOoooooOOOOOOOH Hai yai yai yai yai!!!
Bridge:
HA-MMER-OF-LIGHT!...What the ****?!?
AD-MI-RAL-BOSCH!...What the ****?!?
Don't you realize we're getting reamed?
This kind of crap makes the Ancient Narrator saaaaaaaaaay
"Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah,
We are vain and we are blind"
I hate Terrans when they're not polite
Sa Vasuda! Fire away
Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Mekhu, means "Shivan buffet"
OooooOOOOOoooooOOOOOOOH Hai yai yai yai yai!!!
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Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'
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;-)
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Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'
Of course, it had to be mentioned... http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php/topic,13280.0.html (http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php/topic,13280.0.html)
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She Loves My Automobile(/Perseus) -- ZZ Top
She don't love me, she love my Perseus
She don't love me, she love my Perseus
Well she would do anything just to slide into the cockpit
She said, "What's it gonna take for you to drop your shields?"
She said, "What's it gonna take for you to drop your shields?"
I said, "Honey why don't you ask me when we we start fighting Maras."
Well now she don't care if I'm suffocating or a sweaty mess
Well she don't care if I'm suffocating or a sweaty mess
Long as she got the joystick and there's a spare missile in the bank
Made Into A Movie(/Cutscene) -- ZZ Top
Quadrophenia(/Quadrobeamia) -- The Who
Behind Blue(/Red) Eyes(/Beams) -- The Who
A Man in a Purple Dress(/A Zod in a Blue Bikini (http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php/topic,33461.0.html)) -- The Who
Stephanie/Lisa(/Command) Says(/Orders) -- The Velvet Underground
Could This Be Magic(/Fatal?) -- Van Halen
The Seventh Seal(/The Second Knossos) -- Van Halen
Two Hearts Beat as One(/Two Juggernauts Blow Up As One) -- U2
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Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'
Of course, it had to be mentioned... http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php/topic,13280.0.html (http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php/topic,13280.0.html)
:ha: :ha: :ha: :ha: :ha: :ha: :ha: :ha: :ha: :ha:
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Come on everybody, sing along! (http://ronansonlinekaraoke.com/music/150.mid)
Young man, through the void you've been hurled
I said, young man, with your banner unfurled
I said, young man, if you're on a new world
There's no need to be so lonely.
Young man, there's government in place.
I said, young man, when you jump through subspace.
You can join them, and there's even a chance
You can fly with the Vasudans
It's fun to fly in the G-T-V-A.
It's fun to fly in the G-T-V-A.
They have everything to fill your need to destroy,
Even flight training with decoys...
It's fun to fly in the G-T-V-A.
It's fun to fly in the G-T-V-A.
You can fly Myrmidons, you can fly Hercules
You can fly anything you please...
Young man, if quarterdeck you doubt
I said, young man, you can choose your loadout
I said, young man, for your wingmen devout
Subach HL-7
No man flies out there all alone.
I said, young man, jump into the unknown,
And if you have no more missiles equipped
You can call in a support ship
It's fun to fly in the G-T-V-A.
It's fun to fly in the G-T-V-A.
Young man, I was deep in a hole.
I said, I was missing family in Sol.
I said, I felt like all of my friends
Were joining the Neo-Terrans...
That's when the ads on my favorite show,
They said, young man, jump in the next Argo.
You can sign up in Beta Aquilae.
They can start you back on your way.
It's fun to fly in the G-T-V-A.
It's fun to fly in the G-T-V-A.
They have everything to fill your need to destroy,
Even flight training with decoys...
G-T-V-A
It's fun to fly in the G-T-V-A.
Young man, young man, you can get yourself straight
Young man, young man, you can live on a Hecate
G-T-V-A
then just go to the G-T-V-A
young man, young man, always listen to Command
young man, young man, jump out when they demand
G-T-V-A
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So someone's gonna do "Beam It" next, right?
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Young man, if quarterdeck you doubt
I said, young man, you can choose your loadout
I said, young man, for your wingmen devout
Subach HL-7
"~Subach Heych, El, Hy, Phen, Se-ven"? :wakka:
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Quote from High Max
Making songs about FS2 is so odd that it makes it corny. Just my thought. Really, singing about Capella?
I think you are taking this thread a little too seriously.
Besides, you don't want to know about Dos Gringos then.
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"~Subach Heych, El, Hy, Phen, Se-ven"?
That gave me an idea, I think it would be possible to pull something FS related out of the Numa Numa song.
I don't even try to write lyrics for these, the reason being me not native to English.
Mika
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How FS Rick Roll?
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DAmmit, you beat me into the ground with that,...........
I wrote it at least as far back as 2001. I had a couple others, but they aren't nearly as good.
Scarily, I re-posted it on the vbb just before it shut down and someone said it was "a nice poem."
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How FS Rick Roll?
How do you go about that? Like "Never gonna fly away and desert you"?
Although it probably could be turned into a good GTVA propaganda song of some sort... :drevil:
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Never gonna blow you up,
Never gonna shoot you down...
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Never gonna make you die,
Never gonna beam the ZOD,
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Never gonna nuke a planetary surface...
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Young man, if quarterdeck you doubt
I said, young man, you can choose your loadout
I said, young man, for your wingmen devout
Subach HL-7
"~Subach Heych, El, Hy, Phen, Se-ven"? :wakka:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :bump:
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Bow Chicka Bow Wow
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Never gonna nuke a planetary surface...
We've known each other, for so long,
Your :headz: been bupping but you're too shy to say it
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:wtf:
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Double-post. :D
You Spin Me Right Round (Like a Knossos) (You Spin Me Right Round [Like a Record])
You spin me right round baby, right round,
Like a Knossos Portal right round, round, round