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Title: The Array Finally Updated!!
Post by: Setekh on March 31, 2002, 10:55:11 pm
(http://www.3dap.com/hlp/staff/setekh/haveadrink.jpg)
Title: The Array Finally Updated!!
Post by: Kamikaze on March 31, 2002, 10:57:27 pm
Oh NO! NOT TANG... IT'S EVERYWHERE! :eek:

Seriously, nice pic you got there - like the sinister glow on the TANG. :D
Title: The Array Finally Updated!!
Post by: Setekh on March 31, 2002, 11:00:36 pm
Oh, it's SINISTER alright. Sorry, happy April Fools' Day, everyone. :D
Title: The Array Finally Updated!!
Post by: vadar_1 on March 31, 2002, 11:02:57 pm
(http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/forums/images/posticonnew.gif)03-31-2002 09:55 PM

What time is it there? You realize april fools is tommorow... according to the forums :blah:

edit: What is wrong with the :blah: smiley? looks like his ass is about to lose its virginity to his cellmate...
Title: The Array Finally Updated!!
Post by: Kamikaze on March 31, 2002, 11:05:14 pm
Hey, it's still Easter over here too... didn't notice :p

Umm... Vadar your sig is ummm....  *runs*
Title: The Array Finally Updated!!
Post by: Setekh on March 31, 2002, 11:15:59 pm
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Originally posted by vadar_1
What time is it there? You realize april fools is tommorow... according to the forums :blah:


You do realise you can set your forum time, don't you? It's been the 1st of April here for over 15 hours. :ha:
Title: Re: The Array Finally Updated!!
Post by: WMCoolmon on March 31, 2002, 11:32:08 pm
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Originally posted by Setekh
(http://www.3dap.com/hlp/staff/setekh/haveadrink.jpg)

ARRRAYYYY!!! PUT IT IN THE ARRAYY!!! *Fanatical gleam enters eyes, begins pounding on the doors of the Array to try and shove the picture into it* FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!!
Title: Re: Re: The Array Finally Updated!!
Post by: Setekh on March 31, 2002, 11:36:10 pm
Quote
Originally posted by WMCoolmon
ARRRAYYYY!!! PUT IT IN THE ARRAYY!!! *Fanatical gleam enters eyes, begins pounding on the doors of the Array to try and shove the picture into it* FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!!


I was WAITING for you to turn up. ;)
Title: The Array Finally Updated!!
Post by: WMCoolmon on March 31, 2002, 11:38:34 pm
*Sees the owner poke his head out and say something*
"I have been expecting you, young forumite... Pain! Pain! Torture! AHAHAHAHA!"
*Gets out disruptor rifle*
:drevil:
Title: The Array Finally Updated!!
Post by: vadar_1 on March 31, 2002, 11:44:33 pm
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Originally posted by Setekh


You do realise you can set your forum time, don't you? It's been the 1st of April here for over 15 hours. :ha:


15 hours?? ooo bad luck, the effect of april fools only lasts until noon

im getting too technical again arn't I? :doubt:
Title: The Array Finally Updated!!
Post by: Setekh on March 31, 2002, 11:44:44 pm
:D * splashes a cup of TANG in Coolmon's face *
Title: The Array Finally Updated!!
Post by: Setekh on March 31, 2002, 11:45:46 pm
Quote
Originally posted by vadar_1
15 hours?? ooo bad luck, the effect of april fools only lasts until noon


Exactly. The effect is null on me, but has its full power on you guys, who are still heading towards April 1. :D
Title: The Array Finally Updated!!
Post by: WMCoolmon on March 31, 2002, 11:45:57 pm
*As the disruptor shorts out* Hmm, why didn't I think of this before? *Whips out Maxim and fires* Mwhahahha...
Title: The Array Finally Updated!!
Post by: Setekh on March 31, 2002, 11:48:31 pm
[Matrix Agent] Dodge dodge dodge [/Matrix Agent]

Next... :drevil:
Title: The Array Finally Updated!!
Post by: WMCoolmon on April 01, 2002, 12:16:46 am
Who said I was aiming at you? :p
*Doors to the Array crash down*
:drevil:
Title: The Array Finally Updated!!
Post by: Setekh on April 01, 2002, 12:23:40 am
Quote
Originally posted by WMCoolmon
Who said I was aiming at you? :p
*Doors to the Array crash down*
:drevil:


Bah. Good luck trying to achieve anything there. Jeeves is still there, shining the Array...

* Jeeves warms up the Gridfire projector *
Title: The Array Finally Updated!!
Post by: WMCoolmon on April 01, 2002, 12:29:36 am
*Looks at all the bits and pieces of the Array, much like the goblets in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade*
Which one to choose, which on- wha-?
*All the forumites grab the bits and pieces of the Array and down them...then, suddenly, they're post counts decrees and their speech patterns regress until they are all little more than newbies. Then, their connections begin to slow down. Screaming in agony, their bodies disintegrate in an extremely gruesom fashion, bits splattering everywhere. Jeeves looks up*
"They choose...poorly"
*Picks up the single piece of Array left...then stops and tosses it to a newbie who has just entered*
"WILL THERE BE A-oooh whats this itsa sh1ny thing ql i think ill eat it."
*This time, the newbie simply disappears*
Thought so...after all, you can never trust an AWACS...
Title: The Array Finally Updated!!
Post by: Setekh on April 01, 2002, 12:33:43 am
There was a good reason I kept those doors locked. :p
Title: The Array Finally Updated!!
Post by: WMCoolmon on April 01, 2002, 12:40:34 am
Ah, but I did question Jeeves and learned something...
Transcript of my talk (http://www.aj.com/main/askJeeves.asp?ask=Where+did+Setekh+put+SPIRIT%3F&ori=0&qsrc=0&meta=1)
On to Egypt! Heh, you should have known you couldn't hide SPIRIT from me ;7
Title: The Array Finally Updated!!
Post by: Setekh on April 01, 2002, 01:01:52 am
Egypt? I live in Australia, you dipstick - therefore, naturally, SPIRIT would be-

:devilidea

Uhhh, yeah. You go right on ahead to Egypt. I'll... uhh... :blah: see you there. Yeah, that's what I'll do. :p
Title: The Array Finally Updated!!
Post by: Fineus on April 01, 2002, 02:32:03 am
Laugh at Thunder time!

Here comes my (probably stupid) question... what on earth is Tang? a drink of some sort I'm guessing... but it's not for sale in the UK so can someone fill me in?
Title: The Array Finally Updated!!
Post by: Kamikaze on April 01, 2002, 02:36:44 am
You asked for it... *points and laughs* :lol:

Anyways Tang is this evil orange juice stuff sold in the U.S. and apparently Australia

I haven't had it, so if you plan to get it from somewhere (clickety (http://looneystuff.safeshopper.com/23/83.htm?820)) then "at your own risk"

BTW: do you see an image? Better now...

(http://looneystuff.safeshopper.com/images/bp1172ga.jpg)
Title: The Array Finally Updated!!
Post by: Reaper on April 01, 2002, 03:02:47 am
nope, image is dead :(
Title: The Array Finally Updated!!
Post by: Fineus on April 01, 2002, 03:13:59 am
Ah! I see now, thanks :nod:

Oh, and heres a special Penny Arcade tribute to Setekhs work ;)

(http://www.3dap.com/hlp/staff/thunder/haveawang.jpg)
Title: The Array Finally Updated!!
Post by: Setekh on April 01, 2002, 03:17:56 am
Uhhh... so you don't know what TANG is, and I don't know what a WANG is.

I have a feeling I don't want to know, though. ;)
Title: The Array Finally Updated!!
Post by: Fineus on April 01, 2002, 03:22:35 am
The explanation: ;)

(http://www.3dap.com/hlp/staff/thunder/wang.jpg)
Title: The Array Finally Updated!!
Post by: Setekh on April 01, 2002, 03:29:19 am
Oh...

And you're offering me an ICE-COLD one?

I think I'm going to be sick... :blah:

;)
Title: The Array Finally Updated!!
Post by: Kamikaze on April 01, 2002, 03:30:13 am
My, my Thunder - we have kiddies here too :D

Hey, you know somewhere (maybe the radio) I heard the average wang was... 3 inches? :rolleyes:
Title: The Array Finally Updated!!
Post by: Setekh on April 01, 2002, 03:39:52 am
Quote
Originally posted by Kamikaze
Hey, you know somewhere (maybe the radio) I heard the average wang was... 3 inches? :rolleyes:


Uhhh... :blah:
Title: The Array Finally Updated!!
Post by: Darkage on April 01, 2002, 05:10:45 am
This Wang and Tang **** is realy starting to get freaky :wtf:
You guys are weird:p
Title: The Array Finally Updated!!
Post by: Kamikaze on April 01, 2002, 05:17:37 am
Hehe;7

(http://www.cyberberry.com/kamikaze/wang2.jpg)
Title: The Array Finally Updated!!
Post by: delta_7890 on April 01, 2002, 05:42:13 am
I pity the poor 3-inch bastards of the world.  :D
Title: The Array Finally Updated!!
Post by: Shrike on April 01, 2002, 05:43:28 am
Right......... I think that this is wandering from harmless spam to less harmless spam.  Keep it clean.
Title: The Array Finally Updated!!
Post by: Kamikaze on April 01, 2002, 05:45:39 am
I won't elaborate any further - I just wanted to test GIMP. :D
Title: The Array Finally Updated!!
Post by: wEvil on April 01, 2002, 06:24:20 am
you guys are strange ;7
Title: The Array Finally Updated!!
Post by: 15thRampage on April 01, 2002, 06:50:25 am
Quote
Originally posted by Kamikaze
You asked for it... *points and laughs* :lol:

Anyways Tang is this evil orange juice stuff sold in the U.S. and apparently Australia

I haven't had it, so if you plan to get it from somewhere (clickety (http://looneystuff.safeshopper.com/23/83.htm?820)) then "at your own risk"

BTW: do you see an image? Better now...

(http://looneystuff.safeshopper.com/images/bp1172ga.jpg)


well Tang is sold here in El Salvador too, damn I thoght that horrible drink was sold only here
Title: The Array Finally Updated!!
Post by: Styxx on April 01, 2002, 07:25:23 am
Ha! You thought you'd get me, eh Steak? But I was ready! :D:ha:

And as Shrike said, I think this is getting a bit out of hand... not good, not good.  :p
Title: The Array Finally Updated!!
Post by: Thorn on April 01, 2002, 07:29:11 am
Bah..
This is the PA cartoon that should be shown everywhere..
(http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2000/20000126l.jpg)
Lepers I tell you...
Title: The Array Finally Updated!!
Post by: Styxx on April 01, 2002, 08:05:08 am
LOL! :lol:

That one is great. Shame I'm on Kevin's place there. :p
Title: The Array Finally Updated!!
Post by: LtNarol on April 01, 2002, 09:39:59 am
that belongs in an art gallary somewhere...Steak for dinner!
Title: The Array Finally Updated!!
Post by: Corsair on April 01, 2002, 09:47:44 am
This thread is really wierd...
Maybe you guys all have three inches but most normal people have more...:D
Title: The Array Finally Updated!!
Post by: Styxx on April 01, 2002, 10:26:42 am
We were moving away from the... wang... topic, but noooo, you had to bring it back. Now it'll be all your fault. :p
Title: The Array Finally Updated!!
Post by: Fineus on April 01, 2002, 12:41:47 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Kamikaze
just wanted to test GIMP. :D

Must... resist... urge... to... make... GIMP/WANG jokes...
Title: The Array Finally Updated!!
Post by: Styxx on April 01, 2002, 12:46:58 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Thunder
Must... resist... urge... to... make... GIMP/WANG jokes...


Now, now... here's your pill...
Title: The Array Finally Updated!!
Post by: WMCoolmon on April 01, 2002, 12:59:22 pm
:lol: at the comic
Title: The Array Finally Updated!!
Post by: Setekh on April 02, 2002, 02:23:06 am
Quote
Originally posted by Corsair
This thread is really wierd...
Maybe you guys all have three inches but most normal people have more...:D


:blah:

And Setekh said... UNSTICKIFY
And so it was done
Title: The Array Finally Updated!!
Post by: Styxx on April 02, 2002, 07:13:19 am
Quote
Originally posted by Setekh
And Setekh said... UNSTICKIFY
And so it was done


Sorry if this sounds harsh and stuff, but you admins realize it was you who started this whole spam wave thing two nights ago, right? :p
Title: The Array Finally Updated!!
Post by: Shrike on April 02, 2002, 02:22:56 pm
It's been going on for more than two days...... since before I got home.  :p  It was the whole 'almost at 100,000 posts' hype the did it.
Title: The Array Finally Updated!!
Post by: Fineus on April 02, 2002, 02:45:39 pm
As always I blame it on the movies.
Title: The Array Finally Updated!!
Post by: Setekh on April 04, 2002, 07:55:40 am
Quote
Originally posted by Shrike
It's been going on for more than two days...... since before I got home.  :p  It was the whole 'almost at 100,000 posts' hype the did it.


This is my cue to RUN, right?

Bah. I wish Kier would respond so we could get the upgrade over and done with. Then maybe that would fix the database query errors we've been getting.
Title: The Array Finally Updated!!
Post by: Styxx on April 04, 2002, 08:09:06 am
Database errors? Of what kind?