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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Corsair on April 02, 2002, 04:16:47 pm
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Lookie at what I have been eating since Wednesday night and have to eat until Thursday night!(http://www.ijar.nl/images/matzah.gif)(http://www.sefersafari.com/matzah.gif)
It's driving me nuts the stuff tastes like cardboard!
EDIT: Are those red Xs?
EDIT 2: Fixed!
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Yes, red x's.
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Erm, the announcement says to cut down on 'crap.' But this is interesting crap. We should have an OT forum, so the HLP can be for new models, renders, etc.
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This is interesting educational crap so it doesn't count...I hope. :D It's not like it's an april fools day thread like yesterday!
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It's not fun to be a Jew, from what I hear. 'Specially in the Middle East right now. :shaking:
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:wtf: It doesn't look like food to me, to me it looks like some chemical stuff...
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Mmmm, spacecrack.
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What the hell is that stuff? That doesn't look like food......
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Originally posted by Shrike
What the hell is that stuff? That doesn't look like food......
Don't tell him that...
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Eh...I eat stuff like that every weekend.
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Originally posted by darkage
:wtf: It doesn't look like food to me, to me it looks like some chemical stuff...
I thought it was some nifty fabric patterns :D
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Originally posted by JR2000Z
Eh...I eat stuff like that every weekend.
That is gawd-awful nasty, I'd just like to say. For anyone who doesn't know, it's called matzah and it is special Passover food. It's basically bread without the yeast so it doesn't rise (goes back to the whole passover story about how when the Jews left Egypt they baked their bread on their backs in the sun and so the bread didn't rise and that's why we eat it). On passover you can't eat anything with yeast or stuff in it, so you can't eat bread or regular chocolate, or any stuff that you normally would (except for meat and fruit and vegetables stuff like that). It does suck to be a Jew...sometimes. Other times it's really cool...but not in the Middle East that's for sure. Poor sandwich. Anyway, if you have the chance to eat matzah and you don't have to, then don't.
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Originally posted by Corsair
That is gawd-awful nasty, I'd just like to say. For anyone who doesn't know, it's called matzah and it is special Passover food. It's basically bread without the yeast so it doesn't rise (goes back to the whole passover story about how when the Jews left Egypt they baked their bread on their backs in the sun and so the bread didn't rise and that's why we eat it). On passover you can't eat anything with yeast or stuff in it, so you can't eat bread or regular chocolate, or any stuff that you normally would (except for meat and fruit and vegetables stuff like that). It does suck to be a Jew...sometimes. Other times it's really cool...but not in the Middle East that's for sure. Poor sandwich. Anyway, if you have the chance to eat matzah and you don't have to, then don't.
I eat something simular to matzah, but without any taste.
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Damn it, Corsair. First all that talk about funny hats, now you show them matzos. Pretty soon everybody's gonna want to join up!
:)
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Unleavened bread of various sorts is cool. :)
Besides, I like C-Rations, K-Rations and MREs. :lol:
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Originally posted by Geezer
Damn it, Corsair. First all that talk about funny hats, now you show them matzos. Pretty soon everybody's gonna want to join up!
:)
We welcome those who want to convert but don't actively try to make people into converts. Nope, there are no Jewish missionaries. :D
And hey! The funny hats are cool. You're just jealous you can't have one :p
And matzah tastes like cardboard which doesn't taste like anything so whatever it was you ate was exactly the same pretty much, JZ.
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Originally posted by Corsair
We welcome those who want to convert but don't actively try to make people into converts. Nope, there are no Jewish missionaries. :D
And hey! The funny hats are cool. You're just jealous you can't have one :p
Actually, I heard that there once was a Jewish missionary. He'd just about gotten a Amazonian tribe to agree to convert and then he introduced them to the mohel...
:D
And what makes you think that I don't already have one? :ha:
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Originally posted by Geezer
Actually, I heard that there once was a Jewish missionary. He'd just about gotten a Amazonian tribe to agree to convert and then he introduced them to the mohel...
:D
And what makes you think that I don't already have one? :ha:
Well then,
Originally said by Hobbes but modified a little
He wasn't playing with a full deck of cards.
so :ha:
And maybe you do have a yamulke but mine is better! :p And look at the siggy now!
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Originally posted by Corsair
And look at the siggy now!
I gotta admit it's an interesting array of information...
:)
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Originally posted by Geezer
I gotta admit it's an interesting array of information...
:lol:
Gotta agree with you there. Chinese toilets & matzah & yamulkes & the 158th!
:lol:
Gaaaahhhhh off to another nasty dinner! :mad:
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I thought it was some nifty fabric patterns :D
That is also what it looked like to me. I would have thought it was some sort of straw matting if I hadn't read the title first. :D
Is it bread without the yeast?
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Originally posted by Corsair
Lookie at what I have been eating since Wednesday night and have to eat until Thursday night!(http://www.ijar.nl/images/matzah.gif)(http://www.sefersafari.com/matzah.gif)
It's driving me nuts the stuff tastes like cardboard!
EDIT: Are those red Xs?
EDIT 2: Fixed!
WTF?![/i][/u]
:jaw: :jaw: :jaw:
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Like hell I'd eat something like that. Well, maybe I'd eat it, like, a piece of the thing just to try during a real meal... :D
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yeah I could try it, but propably that's it :D
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Do I look like a guy who wants to eat flour and water? :rolleyes:
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I actually had some yesterday. My sister found it on top of the fridge so we finished it up. It's not THAT bad. It tastes a little like eucharistic host.
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Originally posted by ^Graff
I actually had some yesterday. My sister found it on top of the fridge so we finished it up. It's not THAT bad. It tastes a little like eucharistic host.
Does it stick to the top of your mouth too? :D :p
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:wtf:
i DO NOT want to know!
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Originally posted by wEvil
i DO NOT want to know!
That was supposed to be a joke, you know? :p
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Originally posted by ^Graff
I actually had some yesterday. My sister found it on top of the fridge so we finished it up. It's not THAT bad. It tastes a little like eucharistic host.
It is when it's one of the only things you can eat for eight days!
^Graff - heh, I like it. Ender's fake login! :D What about God or Bernard[Space]? :lol:
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It's Bean's fake login. And I didn't know about hectorvictorious at the time that I came up with the name. I first used it in June of 2000.
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Originally posted by ^Graff
It's Bean's fake login. And I didn't know about hectorvictorious at the time that I came up with the name. I first used it in June of 2000.
:doh:
ermmmmm...I KNEW THAT! ;) It's just been a while since I read either of the books. Oh well, I was close enough. :rolleyes:
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Originally posted by wEvil
:wtf:
i DO NOT want to know!
Whats weird about that? If your not careful it happens.
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We have something like that around here...
It's sold in rolls, we call it toilet paper...
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Originally posted by Zeronet
Whats weird about that? If your not careful it happens.
Hm, I so won't explain what could be interpreted from that joke. So not.
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Ha! Thank god it's the last day. only about 5 1/2 hours left!!! Yay! :)
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It's over! Yay!
Ahhhhh...Pizza=Bliss :nod:
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Originally posted by Corsair
It's over! Yay!
Ahhhhh...Pizza=Bliss :nod:
Something that actualy looks and tasts like pizza :)
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Originally posted by Styxx
Hm, I so won't explain what could be interpreted from that joke. So not.
Mabye their is something, but i dont get it. My mind is cleaner than usual during the school holidays.
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Originally posted by Corsair
That is gawd-awful nasty, I'd just like to say. For anyone who doesn't know, it's called matzah and it is special Passover food. It's basically bread without the yeast so it doesn't rise (goes back to the whole passover story about how when the Jews left Egypt they baked their bread on their backs in the sun and so the bread didn't rise and that's why we eat it). On passover you can't eat anything with yeast or stuff in it, so you can't eat bread or regular chocolate, or any stuff that you normally would (except for meat and fruit and vegetables stuff like that). It does suck to be a Jew...sometimes. Other times it's really cool...but not in the Middle East that's for sure. Poor sandwich. Anyway, if you have the chance to eat matzah and you don't have to, then don't.
And that folks is why God made Christianity. :D
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Originally posted by CODEDOG ND
And that folks is why God made Christianity. :D
:lol: So that's why most of my friends are Christian...they didn't like the matzah! :D
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Huh. I actually came home today and found a box of matzoh on my dining room table. :wtf: I have no idea why it was there.
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Originally posted by GalacticEmperor
Huh. I actually came home today and found a box of matzoh on my dining room table. :wtf: I have no idea why it was there.
:lol:
That was me getting my revenge on you for the Wierd Al PM! ;)
No hard feelings about that, mmmk?
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Hey, it ain't that bad...one time all I had for lunch was a nutri-bar, matzah, and water. It's just like one big soup cracker.
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Corsair's signature:
I wear a funny hat and I eat matzah so :ha:
There, see? "Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves, for we shall never cease to be amused." ;)
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Originally posted by GalacticEmperor
There, see? "Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves, for we shall never cease to be amused." ;)
Good advice as long as you dont start doing stuff so you can laugh at yourself.