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Title: pics of the 13yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: Gortef on October 12, 2009, 02:00:13 am
Stealing the subject idea straight from Stealth.
But instead this time, I really bought this car.

Ford Escort -96

(http://koti.mbnet.fi/gortef/Foorti/Escortti001.jpg)

(http://koti.mbnet.fi/gortef/Foorti/Escortti003.jpg)

(http://koti.mbnet.fi/gortef/Foorti/Escortti004.jpg)

(http://koti.mbnet.fi/gortef/Foorti/Escortti008.jpg)

More pics here
http://koti.mbnet.fi/gortef/Foorti/

I really wasn't planning on buying a Ford, but since I had a low budget and it was someone I knew who sold this to me (and also agreed on taking my old -90 Mazda in exchange)... so how I could have refused.
It's been a positive experience, good handling and fun to drive.
Title: Re: pics of the 13yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: Commander Zane on October 12, 2009, 04:11:34 am
The title is so disturbingly misleading... :P
Title: Re: pics of the 13yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: NGTM-1R on October 12, 2009, 10:38:51 am
A hearty "What up?" to my misdirected Bureau peeps. :P
Title: Re: pics of the 13yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: Nuclear1 on October 12, 2009, 12:14:37 pm
In before FBI
Title: Re: pics of the 13yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: Blue Lion on October 12, 2009, 12:34:49 pm
And Pedobear leaves dejected
Title: Re: pics of the 13yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: Hero_Swe on October 12, 2009, 12:36:07 pm
Fffffffffffffffffffff!

(http://downlode.org/Creative/Writing/Notebook/Illustrations/itsatrap.jpg)
Title: Re: pics of the 13yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: MR_T3D on October 12, 2009, 01:36:23 pm
now you just need a big-ass wing on the rear, to go with the hatch.
the european version looks a little bit different form the one we had over here...Some ways better, but the rear could really use a wing, its just one of theose cars that simply look better with junk on the trunk.
Title: Re: pics of the 13yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: Janos on October 12, 2009, 02:16:17 pm
do you work in espoo or does that office hellhole just look like every other office hellhole in espoo

it's like the entire city is based on IT companies and they all built their similar offices on a single day in mid-1990s or so. i still remember the annoying glass doors and card readers everywhere and kitchens that are designed to look expensive while in truth they are utter ****

ps. let's call AKE and find out where you live

Title: Re: pics of the 13yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: Titan on October 12, 2009, 02:45:28 pm
Wait, am I the only one who realized this was about a car?

Sounds nice. Way better then my first car - my parents have gotten an old pickup truck with 300k miles on it. No, I'm serious.
Title: Re: pics of the 13yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: Topgun on October 12, 2009, 02:47:43 pm
now you just need a big-ass wing on the rear, to go with the hatch.
the european version looks a little bit different form the one we had over here...Some ways better, but the rear could really use a wing, its just one of theose cars that simply look better with junk on the trunk.
Yeah, because a rear-wing on FWD cars looks soo badass
 :doubt:
Title: Re: pics of the 13yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: MR_T3D on October 12, 2009, 02:51:33 pm
now you just need a big-ass wing on the rear, to go with the hatch.
the european version looks a little bit different form the one we had over here...Some ways better, but the rear could really use a wing, its just one of theose cars that simply look better with junk on the trunk.
Yeah, because a rear-wing on FWD cars looks soo badass
 :doubt:
well, okay, not stupid kid's civic big, but something on the hatch besause the back does look a little off, in my loud opinon,
okay, maybe not big-ass, but a spoiler would enhance the profile.
Title: Re: pics of the 13yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: Titan on October 12, 2009, 02:54:31 pm
You're right, like those other fords. A spoiler would look better.
Title: Re: pics of the 13yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: Nuke on October 12, 2009, 03:26:06 pm
i thought this thread was about a hawt underage hooker
Title: Re: pics of the 13yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: Thaeris on October 12, 2009, 03:53:00 pm
i thought this thread was about a hawt underage hooker

Normally I'd not chance it with a moderator, but I just can't ignore this.

EPIC FAIL!
Title: Re: pics of the 13yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: Commander Zane on October 12, 2009, 06:04:59 pm
Wait, am I the only one who realized this was about a car?
Not really since he made another thread about his 18 year-old Escort.
Title: Re: pics of the 13yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: The E on October 12, 2009, 06:11:18 pm
Except that wasn't him....
Title: Re: pics of the 13yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: Commander Zane on October 12, 2009, 10:00:20 pm
:wtf:

Interesting...
Title: Re: pics of the 13yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: Gortef on October 13, 2009, 05:32:08 am
do you work in espoo or does that office hellhole just look like every other office hellhole in espoo


It's the Technopolis Helsinki-Vantaa building you see on the bakground.

I've been thinking abut a spoiler... but for now I'm happy how it is.
Title: Re: pics of the 13yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: cloneof on October 13, 2009, 07:36:28 am
I don't like when people mislead me :/.
Title: Re: pics of the 13yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: Janos on October 13, 2009, 10:27:55 am
do you work in espoo or does that office hellhole just look like every other office hellhole in espoo


It's the Technopolis Helsinki-Vantaa building you see on the bakground.

I've been thinking abut a spoiler... but for now I'm happy how it is.

Oh. I drove by like 200 times during 2006-2008, didn't really visit the place but no wonder it looked so familiar. I just mentally connected it with Espoo offices.
Title: Re: pics of the 13yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: Blue Lion on October 14, 2009, 12:29:03 pm
I don't like when people mislead me :/.

You'd prefer... what you were expecting?
Title: Re: pics of the 13yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: Commander Zane on October 14, 2009, 06:10:23 pm
Well not everyone here is the same age group.
Title: Re: pics of the 13yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: Gortef on October 15, 2009, 04:34:41 am

I just mentally connected it with Espoo offices.

Well you're right about the thing that on the long run many "drive by" office buildings do look the same.
Especially since afaik there should be a Technopolis in Espoo aswell.
Title: Re: pics of the 13yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: Janos on October 15, 2009, 09:58:59 am

I just mentally connected it with Espoo offices.

Well you're right about the thing that on the long run many "drive by" office buildings do look the same.
Especially since afaik there should be a Technopolis in Espoo aswell.

drive-by shootings of offices **** yeah down with the capitalism i speak england good

(espoo's technopolis is called innopolis or something and it's horrible as well)
Title: Re: pics of the 13yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: Topgun on October 15, 2009, 04:24:58 pm
if someone is 17, is it cool if they date a 15 year old?
 :nervous:
Title: Re: pics of the 13yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: NGTM-1R on October 15, 2009, 04:37:32 pm
Yes.
Title: Re: pics of the 13yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: General Battuta on October 15, 2009, 04:40:55 pm
if someone is 17, is it cool if they date a 15 year old?
 :nervous:

17/2 = 8.5, round to 8

8 + 7 = 15

15 = 15

It's flawless, I tells ya!
Title: Re: pics of the 13yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: McCall on October 15, 2009, 04:47:53 pm
It might well depend where you are. This side of the pond under 16 is a no-no whereas 17 is fine... so a 17 year old doing the hunkachunka with a 15 year old could well get them on the nonce register.
Title: Re: pics of the 13yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: Janos on October 15, 2009, 04:58:11 pm
if someone is 17, is it cool if they date a 15 year old?
 :nervous:

yup
Title: Re: pics of the 13yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: MR_T3D on October 15, 2009, 05:00:58 pm
if someone is 17, is it cool if they date a 15 year old?
 :nervous:

yup
back in my high school, guys whom dated girls more than 2 years their junior were seen as sad, as they are seen as too 'easy'
legally, alright, socially: not so much.
Title: Re: pics of the 13yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: General Battuta on October 15, 2009, 05:02:40 pm
It might well depend where you are. This side of the pond under 16 is a no-no whereas 17 is fine... so a 17 year old doing the hunkachunka with a 15 year old could well get them on the nonce register.

Yeah, technically it's statutory rape on both your parts if you have sex, but dating is probably cool socially.

EDIT: statement was intended to address situation where both individuals were under the age of consent and may be unreliable. See discussion below!
Title: Re: pics of the 13yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: Topgun on October 15, 2009, 05:09:24 pm
It might well depend where you are. This side of the pond under 16 is a no-no whereas 17 is fine... so a 17 year old doing the hunkachunka with a 15 year old could well get them on the nonce register.

Yeah, technically it's statutory rape on both your parts if you have sex, but dating is probably cool socially.
for both?
Europe has got some weird laws.
Title: Re: pics of the 13yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: General Battuta on October 15, 2009, 05:09:38 pm
Um, no, that's in America.

And it's because women can rape men too. The law can't be sexist.

CLARIFICATION: sorry, I see where you were coming from. If you're both under age of consent then it's statutory rape for both. But if one is above, then s/he is the only one committing it, I think.

CLARIFICATION 2: I need to research more before I snap at people. It may only be statutory rape if one is above the age of consent and one isn't.

I obviously have inadequate experience with statutory rape.
Title: Re: pics of the 13yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: MR_T3D on October 15, 2009, 05:25:56 pm
Um, no, that's in America.

And it's because women can rape men too. The law can't be sexist.

CLARIFICATION: sorry, I see where you were coming from. If you're both under age of consent then it's statutory rape for both. But if one is above, then s/he is the only one committing it, I think.

CLARIFICATION 2: I need to research more before I snap at people. It may only be statutory rape if one is above the age of consent and one isn't.

I obviously have inadequate experience with statutory rape.
i think most of us do...
Title: Re: pics of the 13yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: NGTM-1R on October 15, 2009, 05:35:03 pm
Like the proverbial cat, I note you say "most" and wonder why.

But also like the proverbial cat, I think I know, and so am not dead.
Title: Re: pics of the 13yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: MR_T3D on October 15, 2009, 06:02:22 pm
Like the proverbial cat, I note you say "most" and wonder why.

But also like the proverbial cat, I think I know, and so am not dead.
i do not want to speak for everyone, and i have no way of knowing everyone's criminal records ATM.
but you never know about.....
Title: Re: pics of the 13yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: General Battuta on October 15, 2009, 06:05:14 pm
I mean, technically I have experience with statutory rape.

as a victim

 :nervous:
Title: Re: pics of the 13yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: MR_T3D on October 15, 2009, 06:32:11 pm
I mean, technically I have experience with statutory rape.

as a victim

 :nervous:
but was it adequate?
And why do i think it was that you did it with one of your mom's friends...?
Title: Re: pics of the 13yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: Commander Zane on October 15, 2009, 06:39:43 pm
What bothers me is that before 18, all the girls I've seen were ugly, then after 18, all the girls below 18 are cute, and everyone legal is still ugly. :blah:
Title: Re: pics of the 13yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: NGTM-1R on October 15, 2009, 07:24:55 pm
I mean, technically I have experience with statutory rape.

as a victim

Well great. We have a full pair then.
Title: Re: pics of the 13yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: Janos on October 16, 2009, 01:57:08 pm
if someone is 17, is it cool if they date a 15 year old?
 :nervous:

yup
back in my high school, guys whom dated girls more than 2 years their junior were seen as sad, as they are seen as too 'easy'
legally, alright, socially: not so much.

back in my school no one really cared unless it's was inside the school, since all those 15-year old boys were jealous to the 17-year old who got that damn fine stupid teenage booty
Title: Re: pics of the 13yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: Gortef on October 17, 2009, 11:27:31 am
God damned would someone talk about my new car :<




 :P
Title: Re: pics of the 13yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: Blue Lion on October 17, 2009, 11:28:27 am
what car?
Title: Re: pics of the 13yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: MR_T3D on October 17, 2009, 01:50:26 pm
God damned would someone talk about my new car :<




 :P
I like the car. i thnk its nice.
Title: Re: pics of the 13yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: Gortef on October 19, 2009, 02:33:07 pm
Thank you
Title: Re: pics of the 13yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: Janos on October 20, 2009, 01:47:34 am
i have no car and i have to scream
Title: Re: pics of the 13yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: General Battuta on October 20, 2009, 01:53:29 am
I thought it was 'and I must scream.'

'Repent, Harlequin! said the Ticktockman' was one of my favorite titles from that era.
Title: Re: pics of the 13yr old escort i got the other day
Post by: Janos on October 20, 2009, 02:04:39 am
yeah it probably was couldn't bother to check though