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Title: Jaywalking
Post by: Aardwolf on October 14, 2009, 09:30:35 pm
Jaywalking (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaywalking)

For those who don't get it, this is a sarcastic response to the locking of that thread about torrent sites.
Title: Re: Jaywalking
Post by: Scotty on October 14, 2009, 09:31:14 pm
Wow, you went through with it. 

Anyway, I don't.
Title: Re: Jaywalking
Post by: Blue Lion on October 14, 2009, 09:34:11 pm
Wait, what?
Title: Re: Jaywalking
Post by: redsniper on October 14, 2009, 09:42:34 pm
Depends on the street really.
Title: Re: Jaywalking
Post by: Qent on October 14, 2009, 09:54:30 pm
Well on a street I keep to the crosswalks and only cross at the designated times. On-campus, anything goes. Even if there's a car trying to use the road.
Title: Re: Jaywalking
Post by: NGTM-1R on October 14, 2009, 10:20:24 pm
Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking.
Title: Re: Jaywalking
Post by: Mars on October 14, 2009, 10:44:02 pm
People. . . don't . . . jaywalk?

Ever?
Title: Re: Jaywalking
Post by: StarSlayer on October 14, 2009, 10:45:08 pm
If there is a cross walk I use it, but thats pretty much because if you almost run me down I'm going to kick your car as it passes by.
Title: Re: Jaywalking
Post by: captain-custard on October 15, 2009, 03:00:10 am
i jay walk all the time its traditional and i blame it on my country of birth .... England, unless the law has changed it used to say that the pedestrion has the right of way even if thay are a stupid suicidal idiot ....
Title: Re: Jaywalking
Post by: Nuke on October 15, 2009, 05:35:54 am
what i like to do is go through the crosswalk on a red, thin hit the button on the other side to **** with the traffic. i aint about to go out of my way by 5 minutes to find a crosswalk when i can just dodge my way through traffic.
Title: Re: Jaywalking
Post by: Androgeos Exeunt on October 15, 2009, 05:52:36 am
The road at my house is six lanes wide (not counting the lane-wide median) and usually so empty, you could film a music video on the road without cordoning it off. The nearest traffic lights are at least a kilometre away.
Title: Re: Jaywalking
Post by: BloodEagle on October 15, 2009, 12:16:31 pm
Based on the replies to this thread, most of you deserve to burn in eternal Hellfire. Just, sayin'.
Title: Re: Jaywalking
Post by: MR_T3D on October 15, 2009, 12:35:19 pm
Cross-walks are lame.
MEN dodge traffic
Title: Re: Jaywalking
Post by: TESLA on October 15, 2009, 02:46:14 pm
I always do it

not waiting to that green man, ages down the road....

Frak it, drivers can simply slow down

anyhow, its not a crime to 'jay walk' over here.
Title: Re: Jaywalking
Post by: Topgun on October 15, 2009, 04:23:21 pm
Cross-walks are lame.
MEN dodge traffic
that's only wussies.
REAL MEN JUMP OVER THE STREET!
Title: Re: Jaywalking
Post by: Androgeos Exeunt on October 15, 2009, 10:17:36 pm
Based on the replies to this thread, most of you deserve to burn in eternal Hellfire. Just, sayin'.

NO U :beamz:
Title: Re: Jaywalking
Post by: FUBAR-BDHR on October 15, 2009, 10:46:35 pm
I don't even think it's against the law around here.  It's pretty much pedestrians have the right away in Ohio so if you hit someone you get sued unless they don't make it.  There are ordinances against it but it's city to city and I haven't seen one yet where it's been enforced.

Title: Re: Jaywalking
Post by: Androgeos Exeunt on October 15, 2009, 11:46:20 pm
People. . . don't . . . jaywalk?

Ever?

In that case, should the second option be "Yes, I jaywalk, but I will deny it even if you put a 30mm Avenger Cannon to my head"? :p
Title: Re: Jaywalking
Post by: watsisname on October 16, 2009, 01:57:40 am
*SNUFFLEUPAGUS DEMANDS INCLUSION IN THIS JAYWALKING NONSENSE*

Also, srsly?  People jaywalk in these parts all the time.  You got places to go, **** to do, people to see.  Who gives a damn if the shortest path from A to B happens to have a road in the way?
Title: Re: Jaywalking
Post by: TrashMan on October 16, 2009, 04:13:55 am
I generally use marked crossings.

I will jaywalk, but only if there's no crossing nearby AND there's little ot no traffic (meaning I can casually walk over the street and any incoming car will still be 100m away)
Title: Re: Jaywalking
Post by: Nuke on October 16, 2009, 05:46:03 am
im evil about it, in some places i cross holding up a large rock, ready to go through the face of any driver that doesnt slow the **** down.
Title: Re: Jaywalking
Post by: Rodo on October 16, 2009, 06:06:10 am
If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball :nod:
Title: Re: Jaywalking
Post by: Davros on October 16, 2009, 08:45:57 am
Every time I jaywalk Goober Closes the road :(
Title: Re: Jaywalking
Post by: Aardwolf on October 16, 2009, 03:57:39 pm
So I've been granted 2 nonsense options? I wonder what the record for nonsense options added by moderators/admins is...
Title: Re: Jaywalking
Post by: Blue Lion on October 16, 2009, 05:12:59 pm
I drive everywhere, so there is no reason to cross streets
Title: Re: Jaywalking
Post by: Titan on October 16, 2009, 06:17:30 pm
Wait, what?

My line, dammit!
Title: Re: Jaywalking
Post by: blackhole on October 16, 2009, 06:26:41 pm
I used to avoid J-walking, until I got to college. It's impossible to NOT j-walk here (or violate 15 traffic laws when you're on your bike).
Title: Re: Jaywalking
Post by: tinfoil on October 17, 2009, 12:22:31 am
I walk like I own the damn road and I'm worse on a bike. Hey though, this is Canada, people here stop. Am I a bad person just because I exploit th... wait.

Don't answer that.
Title: Re: Jaywalking
Post by: Androgeos Exeunt on October 17, 2009, 12:43:15 am
:lol:

"Three"?
Title: Re: Jaywalking
Post by: Colonol Dekker on October 17, 2009, 05:16:05 am
I've Jaywalked all over The UK from hastings to Loch Lomond, Regent street to stoke on trent. 
 
Jaywalking is fun. But I don't think it's illegal here. . .
 
Stupid topic :p
Title: Re: Jaywalking
Post by: TESLA on October 17, 2009, 12:30:10 pm
I've Jaywalked all over The UK from hastings to Loch Lomond, Regent street to stoke on trent. 
 
Jaywalking is fun. But I don't think it's illegal here. . .
 
Stupid topic :p


agreed. if they tried to make it a crime in ireland or the UK people would just laugh at the government. Then again, we do have some stupid laws already....