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Title: Zods?
Post by: Colonol Dekker on October 17, 2009, 04:57:12 pm
Right, you have two weeks in which to vote, discuss and generally see whether the yellow, hollow shinned ones are trusted allies, skinny no-good sand dwelling naked scumbags...........

Or whatever :nod:


Non-existent xeno-topical discussion go!


Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: FireSpawn on October 17, 2009, 05:00:18 pm
I would quite happily and already have massacre a Zod homeworld.
It's what they deserve :mad2:
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: Nuke on October 17, 2009, 05:02:54 pm
i think theyre kinda cute
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: Rodo on October 17, 2009, 05:06:46 pm
cute?  :p

I like fish, but not that much.... still, I'm playing hard to get and voting Snufflethingybob :lol:


Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: Spoon on October 17, 2009, 05:11:59 pm
All hail the zods!
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: General Battuta on October 17, 2009, 05:14:30 pm
This thread is speciesist.

WUV.
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: Colonol Dekker on October 17, 2009, 05:18:21 pm
This thread is speciesist.

WUV.

No it's not :drevil:

I put a Wuv option in, unless that's offensive to either species.......... :nervous:

downwithzods...
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: StarSlayer on October 17, 2009, 05:57:26 pm
Um Zod?

Like

(http://politicalvindication.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/kneel_before_zod.jpg)

 Zod?

If so shouldn't there be a kneel stance in the poll?
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: NGTM-1R on October 17, 2009, 05:59:28 pm
No, like FireSpawn is a spammy asshat. :P
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: Titan on October 17, 2009, 06:42:17 pm
Considering I once had a dream where I tried to help a vasudan NAMED Zod try and avoid capture from the United States goverment, I'd say wuv.
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: redsniper on October 17, 2009, 08:05:55 pm
As much as I like to hate on them in the IRC, they sure helped us out in both Great Wars.

Frakkin' zods...
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: Thaeris on October 17, 2009, 08:21:36 pm
I for one endorse the Emperor of Zod.  :nod:
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: SpardaSon21 on October 17, 2009, 08:23:07 pm
There's room for only one species in this galaxy, and that race is the Terrans.
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: Scotty on October 17, 2009, 08:37:44 pm
Hidden results?

Eh, my take on them is the same as on humans: I really couldn't care less one way or the other.
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: MR_T3D on October 17, 2009, 09:25:28 pm
what are Zods?
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: The E on October 17, 2009, 09:34:05 pm
Zods are awesome!
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: Androgeos Exeunt on October 17, 2009, 10:41:21 pm
/me goes for the Wuv option.

BUP BUP, BUP BUP, BUP BUP BUP. :headz:
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: StarSlayer on October 17, 2009, 10:51:11 pm
I'm still waiting for the "Kneel Before" Option
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: Fenrir on October 17, 2009, 11:05:07 pm
I still can't figure out why they've gained that nickname.
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: Solatar on October 17, 2009, 11:09:11 pm
Old fanfic by Eishtmo I think.  Comes from "Zodiac" (Vasudans are from space).
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: redsniper on October 18, 2009, 12:42:00 am
:wtf: ......

Not only are they from space (or rather, Vasuda) but hostile wings are named after the signs of the ZODiac. Hence, 'zod.'
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: Retsof on October 18, 2009, 10:54:22 am
I'm going with Wuv.  We need all the allies we can get.  Not to mention the already standing alliance should keep terrans from becoming evil dictator conquering overlords should the GTVA ever encounter a less advanced race.
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: General Battuta on October 18, 2009, 11:09:50 am
Heck, I know this is correlation/causation, but every time we've started killing Zods, the Shivans have turned up.
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: Vetinari on October 18, 2009, 11:11:57 am
No idea who the Zod are but on the basis of not liking the name, I don't wuv  them >.>
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: General Battuta on October 18, 2009, 11:12:48 am
Vasudans.
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: MR_T3D on October 18, 2009, 11:16:56 am
I'm going with Wuv.  We need all the allies we can get.  Not to mention the already standing alliance should keep terrans from becoming evil dictator conquering overlords should the GTVA ever encounter a less advanced race.
they only ally we NEED is alpha 1.
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: Galemp on October 18, 2009, 11:22:49 am
Vasudans have fascinating anatomical structure. Wuv, for science!

(http://freespaceport.googlepages.com/vaskeleton.jpg)
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: Colonol Dekker on October 18, 2009, 11:34:58 am
Oooh, from the cutscene? A fine intro, many Zod Skeletons = win!
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: Snail on October 18, 2009, 11:45:47 am
Vasudans have fascinating anatomical structure. Wuv, for science!

(http://freespaceport.googlepages.com/vaskeleton.jpg)
Wow. FSPort gets increasingly awesome.
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: Rodo on October 18, 2009, 11:49:23 am
from what I can see there they surely can hold a big BIG sandwitch...

hope it's not made of human headz- :lol:
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: Ziame on October 18, 2009, 02:08:13 pm
KNEEL BEFORE ZODz or headz!else!
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: SpardaSon21 on October 18, 2009, 02:21:39 pm
This concept of "wuv" confuses and enrages me.  Therefore, I must hate those who are the subject of this "wuv".
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: Titan on October 18, 2009, 02:47:53 pm
Heck, I know this is correlation/causation, but every time we've started killing Zods, the Shivans have turned up.

Those religious bastards start praying every time we attack. Damn them. Bosch had it all wrong.  :ick:
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: Snail on October 18, 2009, 03:02:22 pm
On a second look at the Vasudan, TBH, I don't think it's that great... To me it looks like you just got a human skeleton and deformed it. It doesn't look like a Vasudan skeleton really.

For example, just looking at the shape of the Vasudan body I doubt they'd have ribs.
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: Colonol Dekker on October 18, 2009, 03:35:08 pm
Of course they do!

They have a chest, they have knuckles and temples, and orbital bones. I'd assume by the shape of the chest they have ribs also.
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: NGTM-1R on October 18, 2009, 06:44:14 pm
Their particular stomach, or lack therof, however, suggests a dual-spine almost exoskeleton configuration. And those arms don't work for them either. :P
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: Colonol Dekker on October 18, 2009, 07:01:09 pm
Spine = vertebrae. They must have a ribcage, I mean look at the shape, show me a pic someone, of the FS1 zod techroom please. :)
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: FUBAR-BDHR on October 18, 2009, 07:03:54 pm
Only 2 ribs per side though.  That would make Zod ribs a delicacy.   
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: Colonol Dekker on October 18, 2009, 07:07:57 pm
I'd find the taste bitter and repugnant. . . 
 
 
I might start a club.
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: FireSpawn on October 19, 2009, 06:41:41 am
On the contrary brother! Zod ribs are extremely delicious. Trust me i should know i have slaughtered and feasted upon enough of them  :D
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: Snail on October 19, 2009, 07:34:26 am
Vasudans have always struck me as somewhat having an exoskeleton, which is why I find them having ribs weird.
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: Goober5000 on October 19, 2009, 01:33:43 pm
Exoskeletons generally aren't viable for large organisms in strong gravity though.

Incidentally, Zod ribs most likely wouldn't be very nutritious, as Vasudans are fairly high up the food chain. :nervous:
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: Snail on October 19, 2009, 04:11:33 pm
Exoskeletons generally aren't viable for large organisms in strong gravity though.
MMmm, point taken.


Really why I don't like the ribs is because it's not original. Come on FSport guys, you're awesome, do something cool with Vasudan skeletons. :P
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: Colonol Dekker on October 19, 2009, 04:21:09 pm
You've not seen the concept yet? They do what everyone should with Zod Skeletons, in fact it's rapturous joy to behold.............. :3

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3
(http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs203.snc1/7028_170318037848_607142848_2804622_6640917_n.jpg)


RAndom image......
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: Stormkeeper on October 19, 2009, 07:44:39 pm
(http://politicalvindication.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/kneel_before_zod.jpg)
KNEEL BEFORE THEM!
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: Thaeris on October 19, 2009, 08:59:10 pm
Curse you, Dekker! Curse you and all of your NTF toadies!

 :P
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: terran_emperor on October 21, 2009, 01:15:26 pm
Depends on wether they are shooting at me or not.

It not, then they're alright.

But i they are, then let them burn
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: High Max on October 21, 2009, 05:20:36 pm
^_^
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: Colonol Dekker on October 21, 2009, 05:33:00 pm
I have a Microsoft Razer mouse by the same name...

Says it all doesn't it :p
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: Snail on October 21, 2009, 07:02:12 pm
Vasudans might have long life spans, but they're all the more willing to give them up in suicidal attacks.



(just pointing that out. I like Vasudans. Vasudans are cool.)
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: High Max on October 21, 2009, 08:47:39 pm
^_^
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: FireSpawn on October 27, 2009, 07:10:42 pm
I agree Shivans are a lot better than Zods or Terrans in many ways. For examp- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!!!
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: General Battuta on October 27, 2009, 07:11:20 pm
Stow that ****, marine!
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: Stormkeeper on October 27, 2009, 07:26:05 pm
Yes, glorifying the Hypnocat is inappropriate in a thread about Zods.
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: SpardaSon21 on October 27, 2009, 08:13:59 pm
How long until someone posts a Hypnozod pic now?
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: TrashMan on October 28, 2009, 04:18:04 am
(http://politicalvindication.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/kneel_before_zod.jpg)
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: Androgeos Exeunt on October 28, 2009, 07:43:35 am
(http://politicalvindication.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/kneel_before_zod.jpg)

I thought I saw this a few pages back...
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: TrashMan on October 28, 2009, 09:11:47 am
Yes, but that doens't make it any less true. But if you insist:

A zod (http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/3/15/633727428395740610-generalzodkneelbeforehim.jpg)

And another Zod..the real one[/quote] (http://redfaction.volitionwatch.com/fsfps/img/headz.jpg)
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: Wobble73 on October 28, 2009, 11:14:21 am
I would have chosen Hate, but hate is such a strong word and I wouldn't want to encourage any hate-crime, more suspicious of their overall motives. So I chose Snufflethingybob.


However, if they changed their emperor's name to Vectron, I would have to "Wuv" them!  ;)  :P
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: Thaeris on October 28, 2009, 01:25:48 pm
I'm glad to hear you've rejoined the British Army, Dekker. And more so that you're well pleased with that decision.

...That said, does that mean you've renounced all ties to the NTF?  :P
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: Colonol Dekker on October 28, 2009, 05:34:47 pm
I'm glad to hear you've rejoined the British Army, Dekker. And more so that you're well pleased with that decision.

...That said, does that mean you've renounced all ties to the NTF?  :P

It's Territorial, kind of like National guard but ten times better cos we're ten times better :p

And no i won't renounce my antizodism, (first use of that word in the  HISTORYOF EVERYTHING EVER!!!!!) in fact.. I'm going to start an underground movement in the Ministry of Defense similar to MIB which will eventually lead to the start of the fourteen year war :nod:
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: Stormkeeper on October 28, 2009, 07:10:13 pm
So you're like Celestial Being, only that you'll plot for 200 hundred years to start a war?
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: Goober5000 on October 28, 2009, 08:17:10 pm
200 hundred years
So 20,000 years then?
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: kaloonzu on October 28, 2009, 08:33:02 pm
Zod Tech + Human Tech = KICKASS

Zods Forever!
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: Stormkeeper on October 28, 2009, 09:25:54 pm
... Lol whoops.
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: High Max on October 28, 2009, 10:20:35 pm
^_^
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: Turambar on October 28, 2009, 10:45:45 pm
USA goes overboard with their pride and thinks their military is the best

Our military costs as much as all of the other militaries put together

If it isn't the best, we're getting ripped off hard.
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: Stormkeeper on October 28, 2009, 11:57:25 pm
High Max, why so serious?
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: High Max on October 29, 2009, 12:25:52 am
^_^
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: Colonol Dekker on October 29, 2009, 02:04:29 am
It was crossed comms, or a misunderstanding. Which is exactly what we wanted you to think. . . . . ;7
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: High Max on October 29, 2009, 02:15:52 am
^_^
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: Thaeris on October 29, 2009, 02:46:14 pm
Probably the result of a Terran taking offense to the standard greeting gesture in Zod culture 'mooning'. The act of mooning may be the equivilent of waving in their culture.

Why does "Scary Movie 3" come to mind when I read this?..
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: FireSpawn on October 29, 2009, 05:35:29 pm
Probably the result of a Terran taking offense to the standard greeting gesture in Zod culture 'mooning'. The act of mooning may be the equivilent of waving in their culture.
If thats how they say "hello", then i don't want to shake hands or hug them. Vectron only knows what they would do to me :shaking:
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: Titan on October 29, 2009, 06:49:54 pm
GANGRAPE!!!
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: Commander Zane on October 29, 2009, 07:38:42 pm
Doesn't USA have the best military tech in the world currently though?
Maybe aircraft, everything else is 50+ year old museum material.
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: Scotty on October 29, 2009, 08:28:28 pm
The M4A1 is most definately not 50 year old material.  Nor is the M9, M1A2 Abrams (granted those are recycled), M249, and LAWs 66 and 80, Blackhawks, Apaches, and Super Cobras.  Let's not forget the M95, M107, or M134.  M40A4s are also not 50+ years old, since those are all still made by hand.  M203s are, but those work well enough to stay in service.  M16s have gone through so many evolutions as to hardly be the 1960s models in anything but name.  M60s are still used because they work, and work well.  We've retired most of our older ships, and our current ships are some of the best in the world (though, granted, most 1st rate navies don't engage each other that often, so there isn't really a benchmark).

Universally, the US has the "best" military in the world, though I freely admit that other countries best us in one way or another.  There just isn't one that bests us in all of them, or even half of them (I realize "them" is a nebulous term here, but you know what I mean).
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: Commander Zane on October 29, 2009, 08:48:58 pm
The M4 is a carbinized M16, which is close to a 50 year-old design, I still say it's worthless, since there's stuff that outperform it in lifetime 20-fold, weighs even less, is more durable, and cheaper to produce (M8 prototype anyone, it did all of this).
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: Scotty on October 29, 2009, 09:05:04 pm
The M8 also melted the grip off its barrel when put through a field durability test.  Kind of like an M60 when fired continuously, but with more plastic getting in the way.  Reliability also has a lot do with field use.  The older designs have solutions for literally everything that could possibly go wrong.

I also notice that the M4 is the only thing you took issue with.  As we say in debate, "silence is compliance"
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: Snail on October 29, 2009, 09:09:49 pm
Let us remember that equipment isn't everything, training and discipline play a large part.
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: Commander Zane on October 29, 2009, 09:16:20 pm
The M8 also melted the grip off its barrel when put through a field durability test.  Kind of like an M60 when fired continuously, but with more plastic getting in the way.  Reliability also has a lot do with field use.  The older designs have solutions for literally everything that could possibly go wrong.

I also notice that the M4 is the only thing you took issue with.  As we say in debate, "silence is compliance"
Because the M4 is the main standard issue weapon of all U.S. Armed Forces EVERYONE recieves training on it, I could care less about the M249, M240, M60, M2, M136, M203, M9 because only certain people per unit get those.
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: Scotty on October 29, 2009, 09:37:21 pm
The Berretta M9 is the standard side-arm of the United States army.  EVERYONE uses those too.  The M249 is present in nearly every fireteam, it fills the part of the Squad Automatic Weapon, hence its nickname, the SAW.  1 in 4 is large enough to care.  M60 filled that slot before it did.  M203 is found with every grenadier in the military, since its the underslung grenade launcher on M16s and M4s.
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: Commander Zane on October 29, 2009, 09:45:49 pm
The Berretta M9 is the standard side-arm of the United States army.  EVERYONE uses those too.  The M249 is present in nearly every fireteam, it fills the part of the Squad Automatic Weapon, hence its nickname, the SAW.  1 in 4 is large enough to care.  M60 filled that slot before it did.  M203 is found with every grenadier in the military, since its the underslung grenade launcher on M16s and M4s.
No, only most Officers use them, I have yet to TOUCH one after 2.5 years of service. No, despite having five squads there two people in only two squads that have an M249 in each Platoon. Yes, now there's the M240 for that. Sure, if my unit had any M203s to begin with, the only weapon every person actually gets training on is the M16/M4.
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: General Battuta on October 29, 2009, 09:55:31 pm
The Berretta M9 is the standard side-arm of the United States army.  EVERYONE uses those too.

Just to clarify, as Zane pointed out, most soldiers don't get to carry sidearms.
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: Scotty on October 29, 2009, 09:58:30 pm
What unit are you? :confused:

My dad is a career major, S2 for one of the 82nd Airborne Brigades, and the battalion he was attached to used M4s and M249s  I was in error.  The one per team is for the heavy weapons squad of the platoon, my mistake.  However, point still stands that just because you don't use it doesn't mean it isn't important.

And I know what I'm talking about with the M 203.  My dad (before being commissioned) was the grenadier for his squad, and I've lost count of the times he's talked about the grenade jackets/bandoliers for his M203 (another 40 lbs of gear for a jump)

EDIT before the post:  Okay, I concede the sidearms point.  Call of Duty has lied to me once again.
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: redsniper on October 29, 2009, 10:03:23 pm
Call of Duty
:wakka:
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: High Max on October 29, 2009, 10:54:18 pm
^_^
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: Mongoose on October 29, 2009, 11:18:29 pm
Massive numbers tend not to stand up so well to carpet-bombing. :p If anything, it's those several dozen hostiles hiding in a civilian neighborhood or mountain cave that are the real ***** to deal with.
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: Colonol Dekker on October 30, 2009, 02:56:04 am
I'll split this later. For the record, not every organisational structure includes heavy weapons squads. Not every organisation uses the term squads in fact.
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: Scotty on October 30, 2009, 03:07:45 pm
Let us remember that equipment isn't everything, training and discipline play a large part.

And numbers too.

Numbers fail against superior weapons and training.  See:  the Zulu Wars.  Also, though the engagement is rather infamous, Somalia 1993.
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: High Max on October 30, 2009, 08:17:31 pm
^_^
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: NGTM-1R on October 30, 2009, 09:27:10 pm
Numbers fail against superior weapons and training.  See:  the Zulu Wars.  Also, though the engagement is rather infamous, Somalia 1993.

Gulf One was more or less the great feared NATO vs. Warsaw Pact war in miniature. The Iraqi army and especially the Republican Guard were trained to Soviet standards and quite good by them. They all but evaporated in the face of much smaller US and French units.

The conception of vast numbers being able to defeat an army is long dead.
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: Colonol Dekker on October 31, 2009, 05:29:26 am
So we just sat it out did we:wtf:
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: NGTM-1R on October 31, 2009, 06:24:30 pm
I can't actually recall any major engagement featuring both Republican Guard and Brit units...sorry. :P
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: High Max on October 31, 2009, 06:27:05 pm
^_^
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: Scotty on October 31, 2009, 08:50:43 pm
 :blah:

What about me?  I'm going to college to be a gunsmith, so I look up stuff like that for fun.  My dad is a retired, 26 year service Intelligence major for one of the 82nd Airborne Brigades.  I was enough of an army brat to be able to name every aircraft that had ever flown in combat (or military service) up to 1998 by age five.

IIRC there wasn't a major engagement between the RGFC and the British contingent, but the RAF bombed the hell out of a couple of the brigades.
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: Commander Zane on October 31, 2009, 08:52:11 pm
You gave information based off Call of Duty. :P
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: Scotty on October 31, 2009, 08:56:11 pm
Only the misconception that M9s were standard issue :P  Everything else was from experience talking to my dad.

And a quick check with him confims no major engagements between British forces and the RGFC in the Persian Gulf War.
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: Commander Zane on October 31, 2009, 09:35:33 pm
Experiences differ between location and time, I'm in the 1st ID Division Headquarters and Grenadiers don't exist in our unit, and the Squad Support role is oddly distributed throughout squads.

I don't think a four-man squad should have two sodding M249s. :P
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: High Max on October 31, 2009, 10:04:05 pm
^_^
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: Scotty on October 31, 2009, 11:47:00 pm
Experiences differ between location and time, I'm in the 1st ID Division Headquarters and Grenadiers don't exist in our unit, and the Squad Support role is oddly distributed throughout squads.

I don't think a four-man squad should have two sodding M249s. :P

Also differing functions.  Normally, squads are 9-13 people, with two fire teams of 3-5 with a Corporal, all lead by a Sergeant acting as sqaud leader.  One M249 per team is reasonable, since teams are the smallest units that should be operating independently.
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: FreeSpaceFreak on November 01, 2009, 02:21:01 am
Yay, HLP wuvs Zods!
:P @ Dekker
Title: Re: Zods?
Post by: Commander Zane on November 01, 2009, 03:09:11 am
The fireteams in my Platoon are our squads. :P