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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: General Battuta on October 23, 2009, 02:22:03 am

Title: it's darius' birthday
Post by: General Battuta on October 23, 2009, 02:22:03 am: guys. be quiet. don't use any capital letters.

we will sneak up and surprise him.
Title: Re: it's darius' birthday
Post by: QuantumDelta on October 23, 2009, 02:25:03 am: psst, you're not typing quietly enough!
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Post by: Fury on October 23, 2009, 02:32:01 am: happy birthday :)
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Post by: headdie on October 23, 2009, 02:55:28 am: Quote from: QuantumDelta on October 23, 2009, 02:25:03 am
psst, you're not typing quietly enough!
;)
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Post by: QuantumDelta on October 23, 2009, 03:06:47 am: stormkeepers too btw \o/
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Post by: General Battuta on October 23, 2009, 03:17:25 am: One day, Fury, The_E, Battuta, Dilmah_G, Dragon, Herra Tohtori, Rian, and Darius walk into a bar. They sit down on adjacent stools, except for Darius, who levitates in the lotus position.

Fury orders a drink but insists on mixing all the ingredients himself, packaging the recipe into a .VP, and uploading it IMMEDIATELY. Unfortunately the bartender doesn't have internal access.

The_E never gets around to ordering because he has to adjust a letter on the menu by three pixels.

Dilmah_G orders a drink but before he can even taste it there are two rival gangs coming in through the windows and RUN DILMAH RUN IT'S A SAMOAN WITH A SIXTEEN-INCH BUTTERFLY KNIFE

Battuta starts to order a drink, but before he can finish, he decides he's not really satisfied with his dialogue and he's going to take it in a different direction.

Dragon is hauled away in handcuffs for trying to carve a normal map into the bartender. On his way out, he complains that the cop car has alpha channel problems.

Herra Tohtori refuses to order because he's busy trying to figure out how the hell Darius is levitating.

Rian refuses to speak to the bartender unless he transcodes everything he says into .ogg.

The bartender turns to Darius in frustration. "I haven't managed to sell a single drink! My night is ruined! Unless you can think of a way to recoup my lost sales, I'm going to ban Blue Planet from my bar!"

"Well," Darius says, "there's a reason we cast Dekker in two roles..."
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Post by: Dilmah G on October 23, 2009, 03:44:43 am: BP Magic right there y'all. :pimp:

Happy B'Day Darii!
Title: Re: it's darius' birthday
Post by: The E on October 23, 2009, 04:06:13 am: /me bows before the master.

(and yes, I am that bad when it comes to pixels)
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Post by: watsisname on October 23, 2009, 04:43:32 am: Quote from: General Battuta on October 23, 2009, 03:17:25 am
*snip*
I haven't laughed that hard in a while. :lol:

Happy orbit, Darius! :)
Title: Re: it's darius' birthday
Post by: Snail on October 23, 2009, 04:53:20 am: Quote from: General Battuta on October 23, 2009, 03:17:25 am
*snip*
Blue Planet, the Making Of
Title: Re: it's darius' birthday
Post by: Darius on October 23, 2009, 05:08:07 am: Dawwwww...you guys remembered!

This is the best birthday ever!

Happy Birthday to Stormkeeper, fellow Libra/Scorpio cuspian extraordinaire!

Quote from: General Battuta on October 23, 2009, 03:17:25 am
Herra Tohtori refuses to order because he's busy trying to figure out how the hell Darius is levitating.

Rule of Cool :P
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Post by: Stormkeeper on October 23, 2009, 10:00:37 am: Awesum!
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Post by: Dragon on October 23, 2009, 10:11:55 am: Happy birthday Darius, best wishes.
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Post by: Qent on October 23, 2009, 10:22:40 am: Happy birthday! :)
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Post by: Androgeos Exeunt on October 23, 2009, 11:35:59 am: Happy Birthday, Darius and Stormkeeper!
/me fires an LRABeam.

(http://v4belg.blu.livefilestore.com/y1pV9UWeuAlNfIjKrKjntyNYDtIozgzX0sHg_V_edytfMuh-DUCjmeiuUwHkeWE3UwlWupGOvQsfk4Vpo8864D7HA/LRAYeah.png)
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Post by: Blue Lion on October 23, 2009, 11:48:06 am: When did this become an episode of CSI: Miami?
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Post by: jdjtcagle on October 23, 2009, 12:06:15 pm: :lol:
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Post by: Ziame on October 23, 2009, 12:31:17 pm: Happy Blueday, Darius and keep them coming, campaigns
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Post by: FreeSpaceFreak on October 23, 2009, 01:28:18 pm: Quote from: Ziame on October 23, 2009, 12:31:17 pm
Happy Blueday, Darius and keep them coming, campaigns
Yeah, what Ziame said. And happy birthday to everyone else for today :)

Quote from: General Battuta on October 23, 2009, 03:17:25 am
*snip*

:lol:
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Post by: Rhymes on October 23, 2009, 02:10:10 pm: Quote from: General Battuta on October 23, 2009, 03:17:25 am
*snip*

:wakka:

Happy Birthday to both Darius and Stormkeeper. Here's to many more!
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Post by: Aardwolf on October 23, 2009, 02:23:20 pm: :yes:
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Post by: eliex on October 23, 2009, 03:12:14 pm: A bit late, but Darius and Stormkeeper, happy birthday! :)
Title: Re: it's darius' birthday
Post by: Firestorm855 on October 23, 2009, 09:02:24 pm: ;)