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Title: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Post by: Kosh on October 26, 2009, 07:17:43 am: Old but funny (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/8303126.stm)

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Chris Jackson, presenter of Inside Out in the North East and Cumbria, registered pet George with three industry bodies.

Each one accepted a certificate from the non-existent Society of Certified Advanced Mind Therapists as proof of George's credentials.

It follows a similar investigation by an American clinical psychologist.

Dr Steve Eichel suspected industry bodies in the US were not running checks on their members.

He said: "I felt I'd test my hypothesis and I did that by getting my cat certified by a number of the most prominent lay hypnosis organisations in the United States. It was a frighteningly simple process."

In the UK, George was registered with the British Board of Neuro Linguistic Programming (BBNLP), the United Fellowship of Hypnotherapists (UFH) and the Professional Hypnotherapy Practitioner Association (PHPA).

The UFH welcomed the Inside Out investigation and admitted the mistake, which it said has since been corrected.

:lol:
Title: Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Post by: karajorma on October 26, 2009, 09:47:11 am: Of course he only did it cause his cat told him to :p
Title: Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Post by: Mongoose on October 26, 2009, 01:28:26 pm: ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!
Title: Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Post by: Sushi on October 26, 2009, 01:42:51 pm: Quote from: Mongoose on October 26, 2009, 01:28:26 pm
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!

It was only a matter of time. :)
Title: Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Post by: The E on October 26, 2009, 01:52:24 pm: Quote from: Sushi on October 26, 2009, 01:42:51 pm
It was only a matter of time. :)

You are not showing the proper respect for our feline overlords. Report to the nearest cat for reeducation.
Title: Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Post by: Black Wolf on October 26, 2009, 02:04:20 pm: You're doing it wrong, you're supposed to cut off mid sent... ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!
Title: Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Post by: BloodEagle on October 26, 2009, 04:26:21 pm: Quote from: Black Wolf on October 26, 2009, 02:04:20 pm
You're doing it wrong, you're supposed to cut off mid sent... ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!

You mean like they did with that shoddy ending to that shoddy series that goes by the na-- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!
Title: Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Post by: Herra Tohtori on October 26, 2009, 04:39:18 pm: What the hell is a- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT DESU~

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Title: Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Post by: iamzack on October 26, 2009, 04:55:31 pm: What an adorable kit-- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!!
Title: Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Post by: Colonol Dekker on October 26, 2009, 04:58:52 pm: What the hell are you talking about, crazy fuc-- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!!
Title: Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Post by: Mika on October 26, 2009, 05:03:34 pm: This thread is downright silly, see the comments of that hypnotoad clip in Yout... ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!!
Title: Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Post by: Snail on October 26, 2009, 05:04:17 pm: Forced meme is f-- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!!
Title: Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Post by: Scotty on October 26, 2009, 05:06:47 pm: I guess it kind of g-- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!!
Title: Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Post by: MR_T3D on October 26, 2009, 05:11:33 pm: cat?
its all glory to the hypnot--CAT
Title: Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Post by: General Battuta on October 26, 2009, 05:11:41 pm: Guys it's kind of getting lame the way you keep sa-- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!!
Title: Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Post by: FireSpawn on October 26, 2009, 05:13:52 pm: This thread is stupid. Everyone knows that dogs ar- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!!!
Title: Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Post by: Dark Hunter on October 26, 2009, 05:17:54 pm: In before the -- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!!!
Title: Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Post by: redsniper on October 26, 2009, 05:23:10 pm: I refuse to participate in this asinine beh -- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!!!
Title: Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Post by: SpardaSon21 on October 26, 2009, 06:09:41 pm: This thread is dum -- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!!!
Title: Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Post by: watsisname on October 26, 2009, 06:15:23 pm: Lol what the hell is going on in this th -- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!!!
Title: Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Post by: Titan on October 26, 2009, 06:56:54 pm: Woah. What the Fu- - ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!!!
Title: Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Post by: Retsof on October 26, 2009, 07:11:03 pm: Wait a minute, is the forum doi -- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!!!
Title: Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Post by: Topgun on October 26, 2009, 07:32:48 pm: Must... Resit....
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!
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Title: Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Post by: Ford Prefect on October 26, 2009, 07:54:19 pm: I dunno why you're all doing that. I can type just fi - ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!

EDIT: Must... not... succumb.... admins... compromised....
Title: Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Post by: Aardwolf on October 26, 2009, 08:15:33 pm: Methinks the hypnocat, to whom all glory is, has hypnotized Goober or some other moderator, and using them to edit -- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!

That or people are just cooperating of their own :v:
Title: Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Post by: Topgun on October 26, 2009, 08:20:42 pm: the dog pwn the hyp............

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!
Title: Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Post by: General Battuta on October 26, 2009, 08:30:59 pm: THE GLORY OF THE HYPNOCAT SHALL ENDURE ALL ATTEMPTS AT COHERENCE
Title: Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Post by: Ford Prefect on October 26, 2009, 08:32:23 pm: Even that on- ALL GLORY TO HYPNOCAT!!
Title: Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Post by: Stormkeeper on October 26, 2009, 08:44:39 pm: I have no idea what is -- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!
Title: Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Post by: General Battuta on October 26, 2009, 08:50:16 pm: Quote from: Ford Prefect on October 26, 2009, 08:32:23 pm
Even that one?

I guess it's not really playing fair if it's not volu- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!
Title: Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Post by: watsisname on October 26, 2009, 08:53:16 pm: (http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/6489/duckgod.jpg)

edit: oops, too late
Title: Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Post by: Ford Prefect on October 26, 2009, 08:59:26 pm: Quote from: General Battuta on October 26, 2009, 08:50:16 pm
I guess it's not really playing fair if it's not voluntary.
I meant yours; in your affirmation of Hypnocat's authority, you completed a sentence, thus defying its authority and tearing a hole in spacetime.
Title: Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Post by: Topgun on October 26, 2009, 09:16:44 pm: and dividing by zero :nod:
Title: Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Post by: Scotty on October 26, 2009, 09:20:48 pm: Chuck Norris can div-- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!!
Title: Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Post by: Ford Prefect on October 26, 2009, 09:30:12 pm: (http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/en.futurama/images/8/85/Hypnotoad_animated.gif)

Who dares to siphon drones from the ranks of the Mighty Hypnotoad?
Title: Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Post by: General Battuta on October 26, 2009, 09:34:21 pm: oh god the wrenching pain, the agony, the unenduALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOfeqrewqptqwetrhqwertyuio
Title: Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Post by: Mr. Vega on October 26, 2009, 09:34:45 pm: Wow, those toads eyes are weird. This whole thread is weird. And the Snuffleupagus would a better ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!
Title: Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Post by: Aardwolf on October 26, 2009, 11:07:27 pm: It's the hypnotoad. It's from Futurama, and it came well befo-- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!
Title: Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Post by: Kosh on October 26, 2009, 11:34:30 pm: This thread looks......ALL....bound.....GLORY......for........TO.....the.. ...THE....classics......HYPNOCAT......forum.
Title: Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Post by: Stormkeeper on October 26, 2009, 11:52:00 pm: I think that the cat revo-- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!!!
Title: Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Post by: Mongoose on October 26, 2009, 11:58:54 pm: Quote from: Kosh on October 26, 2009, 11:34:30 pm
This thread looks......ALL....bound.....GLORY......for........TO.....the.. ...THE....classics......HYPNOCAT......forum.
You just killed it. :p
Title: Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Post by: Kosh on October 27, 2009, 08:36:43 am: Quote from: Mongoose on October 26, 2009, 11:58:54 pm
Quote from: Kosh on October 26, 2009, 11:34:30 pm
This thread looks......ALL....bound.....GLORY......for........TO.....the.. ...THE....classics......HYPNOCAT......forum.
You just killed it. :p

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ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!
Title: Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Post by: TrashMan on October 27, 2009, 08:53:39 am: As a loyal hound to my great master, I say:

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNODOG!
(http://geekgasm.com/images/macros/hypnodog.jpg)

THE BLASPHEMOUS HYPNOCAT SHALL BE CAST DOWN FROM THE HEAVENS!
Title: Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Post by: NGTM-1R on October 27, 2009, 03:25:04 pm: Srsly guys it's not funn ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT.
Title: Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Post by: Scotty on October 27, 2009, 05:11:30 pm: Down with the Hypnodog, up wi-- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!!
Title: Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Post by: FireSpawn on October 27, 2009, 07:00:25 pm: All glory to the hypnoca- ALL HAIL THE HYPNODOG!!! He shall free the masses from the tyranny which is- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!!!
Title: Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Post by: Colonol Dekker on October 27, 2009, 07:02:36 pm: I'm locking thi- ALL GLORY TO HYPNOGOOBER
Title: Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Post by: Topgun on October 27, 2009, 07:23:02 pm: Quote from: FireSpawn on October 27, 2009, 07:00:25 pm
All glory to the hypnoca- ALL HAIL THE HYPNODOG!!! He shall free the masses from the tyranny which is- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!!!
lol
in b4 lock
Title: Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Post by: redsniper on October 27, 2009, 08:05:54 pm: ur doin it wr -- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!!!
Title: Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Post by: Commander Zane on October 27, 2009, 08:13:08 pm: I really had to look in th- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!!!
Title: Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Post by: TrashMan on October 28, 2009, 04:13:26 am: HYPNODOG COMMANDS YOU! BREAK FREE FROM THE SPELL OF HYPNOCAT!

(http://www.creepygif.com/images/full/724.gif)
*Wufriel, herald of GodDog

LUCIFUR (The HYPNOCAT) SHALL FALL BEFORE THE GLORY OF THE TRUE LORD!
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNODOG!!!
Title: Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Post by: Black Wolf on October 28, 2009, 05:36:40 am: Trashman - you're doing it the wrongest, in fa - ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!
Title: Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Post by: Snail on October 28, 2009, 08:14:25 am: This is dum - ALL GLORY TO THE - no, this is dumb.
Title: Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Post by: Fury on October 28, 2009, 08:17:00 am: ... ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!!!
Title: Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Post by: Stormkeeper on October 28, 2009, 07:14:22 pm: NEKOMIMI VI HYPNOCAT COMMANDS YOU!! ALL HAIL THE HYPNOCAT!
Title: Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Post by: Commander Zane on October 28, 2009, 07:21:56 pm: lol back from being lo- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!!!
Title: Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Post by: Flipside on October 28, 2009, 07:34:44 pm: I thought Fury ha- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!!!
Title: Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Post by: Commander Zane on October 28, 2009, 07:38:13 pm: At first he d- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!!!
Title: Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Post by: Herra Tohtori on October 28, 2009, 07:44:36 pm: (http://i44.tinypic.com/2hyxfg3.gif)

c-c-c-combo-bre- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!
Title: Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Post by: Commander Zane on October 28, 2009, 07:46:23 pm: You have won, an Inter- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!!!
Title: Re: Meet the REAL hypnocat
Post by: Fury on October 29, 2009, 12:04:15 am: /me