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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Nuclear1 on December 11, 2009, 11:41:22 pm
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weeee ei hdd a litlee too much dovka tonight plz some ht e get me something to eat hahahaa plese i cant move rihgt now haha
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Why are burgers always involved?
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becuase hamrger asre tasty and mety lol i love em
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I yield to you on this point, sir.
Wish I were drunk right now. I hate term papers.
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fkcui that **** collefge sucks haha miltary
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My hunch is telling me this is fake.
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Oh no, enter the IRC and experience the drunkeness yourself live, it's intoxicating.
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KFUC YU VEGAA mor voskada
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fkcui that **** collefge sucks haha miltary
Well, grad school, so, one could call it the "military" of the leftist East-Coast liberal elitist establishment.
Wait, why am I talking online to a drunk guy?
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[23:33] <Nuclear> hehehehehehhe
[23:33] <Nuclear> wheeee
[23:33] <@AxemP> nuclear, can you dig it?
[23:34] <Nuclear> totally, i can dig it
[23:34] <Nuclear> someone get me a humauger
[23:34] <Nuclear> hamburger
[23:34] <Nuclear> dammit
[23:34] <@HerraTohtori> or maybe hamnyurger?
[23:35] <Nuclear> YES
[23:35] <Nuclear> that
[23:35] <Nuclear> food
[23:35] <Nuclear> now
[23:35] <Nuclear> in nuclea
[23:35] <Nuclear> er
[23:35] <@HerraTohtori> no food for nuclei
[23:35] <Nuclear> hamurger especially
[23:35] <@HerraTohtori> least of all hamurgers
[23:35] <Nuclear> NUCLEAR NEEDS FOOD TO STOP B ING DROKLG
[23:36] <@AxemP> kaaay
[23:36] <Nuclear> weeeee
[23:36] <Nuclear> i should go fred now
[23:36] <Nuclear> btu thats acrim
[23:36] <Nuclear> FWI
[23:37] <Nuclear> fred while intociathed
[23:37] <Hades> FRED the GTCv Tourettes mission, man
[23:37] <Hades> It may be so politically incorrect but god damn it's funny.
[23:37] <Nuclear> QHEEEEEEEE TOURETTES
[23:37] <Nuclear> hamurgrt
[23:38] <Nuclear> i seriously wn
[23:38] <Nuclear> hahahahahahhahahaha
[23:38] <Nuclear> its funy
[23:38] <Nuclear> goodbye you stupb canadian
[23:39] <Hades> Coming from the guy who can't spell "stupid". Hah.
[23:39] <Nuclear> FKC YOU LOD OF EHT UNDERWLD
[23:39] <DarthGeek> O.o
[23:39] <Nuclear> hehehehe
[23:39] <Nuclear> posting while intoxhated
[23:39] <DarthGeek> Nuclear, you're a bit too hamnyurger to be on IRC right now
[23:39] <Hades> No kidding.
[23:39] <Nuclear> NO
[23:39] <Nuclear> more hambugger
[23:39] <Hades> burger*
[23:40] <DarthGeek> SANDVICH!
[23:40] <Nuclear> itll get nuclear less hamyurger
[23:40] <@HerraTohtori> hambugger, debugger, detox, what's the difference
[23:41] <Nuclear> weeee i thin f ajust prosted athred
[23:42] <Hades> Link?
[23:42] <DarthGeek> you did. For all the world to see
[23:42] <DarthGeek> http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php?topic=66953.0
[23:42] <Nuclear> FCK ME WITH A FKR
[23:42] <DarthGeek> rofl
[23:42] <@HerraTohtori> your shame will be eternal
[23:42] <Hades> docka, lol
[23:43] <Nuclear> fsjg,m you tquiale
[23:43] <Hades> dovka*
[23:43] <Nuclear> you wni this time
[23:43] <Hades> FKR?
[23:43] <Hades> Fork?
[23:43] <Hades> **** you with a fork?
[23:44] <Nuclear> YES DAMNTI LOR OF THE UNDEWODL
[23:44] * Hades stabs Nuclear in the eye with a fork.
[23:44] <Nuclear> FKC YOU
[23:44] <Nuclear> WITH SAME FOKR
[23:44] * Hades stabs Nuclear in the other eye.
[23:44] <Hades> This is funny, heh.
[23:44] <Nuclear> nowu r pissin me off heh
[23:45] * Hades stabs Nuclear in the stomach
[23:45] <Nuclear> STPO IT HSDSS
[23:45] <Hades> HSDSS, heh.
[23:45] * Hades stabs Nuclear again
[23:46] <@HerraTohtori> please tell me someone is logging this
[23:46] <Hades> I got it all.
[23:46] <Nuclear> FKCIYU YOU ALL
[23:46] <Nuclear> more voakd
[23:46] * Hades pokes Nuclear with the fook
[23:46] <Hades> fork*
[23:46] <Nuclear> NO
[23:46] <@HerraTohtori> it's contagious
[23:46] <Nuclear> spono
[23:46] <@HerraTohtori> step away from him!
[23:46] <Hades> It's already spreading!
[23:46] * Hades stabs Nuclear with a knife.
[23:46] <Nuclear> hehehe hamugerrt
[23:47] <Nuclear> STOP HADESSSSS!
[23:47] <Nuclear> im nto that kinasdo f girl haha
[23:47] * Hades pokes Nuclear with the knife
[23:48] <Hades> Messing with drunk people online is fun. :D
[23:48] <Hades> It's also quite humorous.
[23:48] <Nuclear> FLC YPI A::
[23:49] <Nuclear> I NEDD PUSY
[23:49] <Nuclear> no pusyy her
[23:49] <Nuclear> FKCUUUUUUUU
[23:49] <Hades> You need to be less intoxicated atm
[23:49] * Hades stabs Nuclear with a knife
[23:49] <Nuclear> GOSMAIT STOP
[23:49] <@HerraTohtori> blood transfusion might help
[23:49] <Hades> Gosmait stop, heh
[23:50] <Hades> Someone post this in that thread and update it as we go along. :D
[23:50] * Hades stabs Nuclear with a knife
[23:50] <Nuclear> **** YOU ALL
[23:50] <Nuclear> i need a hamruger
[23:50] <@HerraTohtori> anyone happen to be 0 Rh D negative?
[23:50] <Hades> I mean I feel kind of bad for doing this, and I hope Nuclear doesn't want to strangle me tomorrow, but damn is it funny.
[23:50] <Nuclear> ht go get me a hasmruger its righ
[23:50] * Hades stabs Nuclear with a fork
[23:50] <Nuclear> **** YOU HADER
[23:51] <Hades> Hader? That's new.
[23:51] <Nuclear> utop outyrs haha
[23:51] <@HerraTohtori> sorry, logistical difficulties prevent me from delivering you a hasmruger
[23:51] * Hades kicks Nuclear in the testicles
[23:51] <@HerraTohtori> maybe it's just as well you don't have a ruger of any kind
[23:52] <Nuclear> ****
[23:52] <Nuclear> ok i gota cmirowcvve
[23:52] <@HerraTohtori> uh oh
[23:52] <@HerraTohtori> this can only end in tears
[23:52] <@HerraTohtori> tears and charred remains of foodstuffs or something else
[23:53] <Nuclear> FKYI LIVE MACRONI AND CHESS
[23:53] <Nuclear> chese
[23:53] <Nuclear> ****L
[23:53] <@HerraTohtori> protip: if it looks alive, don't eat it
[23:53] <@HerraTohtori> or at least kill it with fire first
[23:54] <Nuclear> lokl tht its ni mt ycat
[23:54] <Hades> Posting logs
[23:54] <Nuclear> R**** YOU HADES
[23:54] <@HerraTohtori> please reconsider eating your cat
[23:54] <Nuclear> ITS NMT NY ACAT
[23:54] <Nuclear> OSTS GODMAMN MAC ND CHESE
[23:54] <@HerraTohtori> please reconsider eating someone else's cat
[23:54] <DarthGeek> this is rofl material
[23:54] <Nuclear> CFUKC YOU ALl
[23:55] <Nuclear> M ORVOAKDE
[23:55] <@HerraTohtori> please reconsider ****ing us all
These are the IRC logs from Nuclear's drunken visit.
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my mcaocron an dhcesse is almost dne
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:wakka:
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my mcaocron an dhcesse is almost dne
(http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b319/Mistah_Kurtz/hellyeah_.jpg)
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boiled mcaocron an dhcesse or baked mcaocron an dhcesse? If you melt down some pepper jack, sharp cheddar and feta and add it to the boiled mcaocron an dhcesse it can come out pretty good. Not homemade baked good, but pretty good none the less.
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well, this makes me feel like i'm a much better drunk poster :P
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:wakka: :ha:
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no posting while drunk, i dont care if a misspelled hamburger was involved. thread locked.
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But but but... we need to keep it open long enough for the drunkard to express dismay at what he posted. :nervous:
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...note to self, turn off computer after drinking.
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Turn off computer before drinking
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That too.
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Turn off computer before drinking
...note to self, turn off computer after drinking.
no get drunk then play ricochet its crazy done it at LANs a few times
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getting drunk in front of your computer is a sure indication that you have no life. go out, get bounced from a few bars, and wake up in some unfamiliar part of town under an ugly fat chick.
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getting drunk in front of your computer is a sure indication that you have no life. go out, get bounced from a few bars, and wake up in some unfamiliar part of town under an ugly fat chick.
my excuse is im married, so though i can get drunk (when i have the money) i cant do the rest which is why i am sat at my computer on a friday night trying to model an ejected pilot
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getting drunk in front of your computer is a sure indication that you have no life. go out, get bounced from a few bars, and wake up in some unfamiliar part of town under an ugly fat chick.
And my excuse is that I'm doing that tonight. :p
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I'm suprised Dekker's not said anything about this...You're stealing his rep
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You know, I was making easy mac last night at the same time too.
How did yours turn out? :p
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I'm gonna guess burned or cold
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You know, I was making easy mac last night at the same time too.
How did yours turn out? :p
I'll never understand how people can eat that stuff. It has about as much flavor as Cauliflower.
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Caulifower has flavor.
Potatoes have no flavor.
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Caulifower has flavor.
Potatoes have no flavor.
Caulifower has less flavor than water.
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Hey!
I happen to like caulifower, buddy...
[musing]
...boiled, lightly salted and buttered, with a hint of pepper... it's orgasmic...
[/musing]
:p
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Water has no taste. Cauliflower has less taste than water. Taste is an absolute value. Therefore, cauliflower has taste. It can taste bad, which is still only your opinion, but it still tastes. :P
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Not only tastes, but tastes damn good, damnit!!!
:D
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Indeed. I'm partial to it mashed, then mixed with potatoes to give aforementioned spuds some positive flavor.
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Water has no taste. Cauliflower has less taste than water. Taste is an absolute value. Therefore, cauliflower has taste. It can taste bad, which is still only your opinion, but it still tastes. :P
Ordinary water (hah!) does have flavor (i.e., a taste). Unless you've been screwing around with chemicals, of course.
Cauliflower doesn't taste bad (to me, obviously), it just doesn't have enough (see: any) flavor (on its own).
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idk, when i get plowed and post on here. I'm still coherent enough to type correctly. I see that people like to drink slightly too much rather than just enough. :yes:
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/me recalls almost getting drunk on plain water once... :nervous:
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its amazing what a little effort in the kitchen can do
such as 7 meat chili. omnom.
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Oh my god, I have tears in my eyes from that IRC log.
How did dinner tun out?
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its amazing what a little effort in the kitchen can do
such as 7 meat chili. omnom.
which 7 meats?
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Chicken, Beef, Pork......................ummm, panda, beagle, hedgehog and antelope perhaps?
Also, ironic lols, ironic because this is a topic about drunken posts, and it wasn't me :D
(No i'm not drunk either.......)
He might get a title like mine :D
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... I missed it. :(
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Chicken, Beef, Pork......................ummm, panda, beagle, hedgehog and antelope perhaps?
Also, ironic lols, ironic because this is a topic about drunken posts, and it wasn't me :D
(No i'm not drunk either.......)
He might get a title like mine :D
chicken, beef, pork, deer, moose, bear and baby seal of course.
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Did you make sure to club the seal so as to retain that delightful pelt?
Though there is shame of selling things on the black market, sometimes you've just got to sell short in the name of profiteering... :drevil:
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baby seal is known as tofu in this area. lots of people apparently dont know they're the same thing.
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He might get a title like mine :D
And apparently...I did :D
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Lets start a club. . . .
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we kinda had an early gift opening yesterday, since the sis and her hubby went to juneau for the rest of the winter. in the process i got a new blender and everything required to make a margarita. so i spent most of yesterday completely drunked. i thought about coming on the net to post a bunch of misspelled **** as a means to express my blood alcohol level, but decided against it (besides i had to make meatloaf and feed everyone). i think i need a margarita to recover from that, too bad its only 4:30 in the morning, now people will think im an alcoholic. **** that, no social taboo will stay me from my margaritaville.
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If i'm too drunk to type properly I tend to fall asleep nowadays. Anyhoo as i'm now commited to my army crap I have reaffirmed my fitness standards and that will take priority over any potential squiffyness.
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The more drunk posts I see, the more comfortable I am with never having achieved that state myself. It's far more fun to point and laugh at those who have. :p
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ive developed a liver of steel as of late, ive been in the land of margaritaville for at least a couple days and nobodys noticed yet.
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I missed it, but damn THAT was funny... FKC U WITH SAME FOKR lmao XD
Hades poke poke poke poke poke... poke... then f*** here f*** there and the hamnyurger... whatever LOL
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and whn yer drunk, meatloaf! it allows more booze absorption than a hamnyurger(dispite the fact that it contains essentially the same stuff).
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and whn yer drunk, meatloaf! it allows more booze absorption than a hamnyurger(dispite the fact that it contains essentially the same stuff).
Is there scientific proof for your statement?
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Define "scientific"...
I've tested plenty of theories by just consuming alcohol and random types of food.
Hot Pockets are the devil with vodka. Scientifically proven.
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I missed it, but damn THAT was funny... FKC U WITH SAME FOKR lmao XD
Hades poke poke poke poke poke... poke... then f*** here f*** there and the hamnyurger... whatever LOL
Yeah, I kind of feel bad for doing that to him, but damn it was funny. :lol:
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and whn yer drunk, meatloaf! it allows more booze absorption than a hamnyurger(dispite the fact that it contains essentially the same stuff).
Is there scientific proof for your statement?
you dont need no scientific proof when you have booze tolerance.
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...Or when you have meatloaf! :lol:
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I think the only guy from HLP i've ever had a near critical drinking session with was Karajorma. He's seen me putting away loads but I still think I handled myself well. Noone from HLP has seen me drinking on a regimental scale. That side of my persona is locked away and the key is buried. . . . . . . . . . But I still hear the whispers.
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I bookmark most of the drunk threads on HLP for posterity. I have the links. :drevil:
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Define "scientific"...
I've tested plenty of theories by just consuming alcohol and random types of food.
Hot Pockets are the devil with vodka. Scientifically proven.
also don't wash down a french fry with vodka...
...its less effective than you would think.
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Double ententre.... ;7