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Title: the nuclear combaionation of huamurager and salad
Post by: Nuclear1 on December 11, 2009, 11:41:22 pm
weeee ei hdd a litlee too much dovka tonight plz some ht e get me something to eat hahahaa plese i cant move rihgt now haha
Title: Re: the nuclear combaionation of huamurager and salad
Post by: Ford Prefect on December 11, 2009, 11:42:46 pm
Why are burgers always involved?
Title: Re: the nuclear combaionation of huamurager and salad
Post by: Nuclear1 on December 11, 2009, 11:44:00 pm
becuase hamrger asre tasty and mety lol i love em
Title: Re: the nuclear combaionation of huamurager and salad
Post by: Ford Prefect on December 11, 2009, 11:45:22 pm
I yield to you on this point, sir.

Wish I were drunk right now. I hate term papers.
Title: Re: the nuclear combaionation of huamurager and salad
Post by: Nuclear1 on December 11, 2009, 11:47:23 pm
fkcui that **** collefge sucks haha miltary
Title: Re: the nuclear combaionation of huamurager and salad
Post by: Mr. Vega on December 11, 2009, 11:47:52 pm
My hunch is telling me this is fake.
Title: Re: the nuclear combaionation of huamurager and salad
Post by: Hero_Swe on December 11, 2009, 11:48:37 pm
Oh no, enter the IRC and experience the drunkeness yourself live, it's intoxicating.
Title: Re: the nuclear combaionation of huamurager and salad
Post by: Nuclear1 on December 11, 2009, 11:48:46 pm
KFUC YU VEGAA mor voskada
Title: Re: the nuclear combaionation of huamurager and salad
Post by: Ford Prefect on December 11, 2009, 11:55:13 pm
fkcui that **** collefge sucks haha miltary
Well, grad school, so, one could call it the "military" of the leftist East-Coast liberal elitist establishment.

Wait, why am I talking online to a drunk guy?
Title: Re: the nuclear combaionation of huamurager and salad
Post by: Hades on December 11, 2009, 11:56:19 pm
Quote
[23:33] <Nuclear> hehehehehehhe
[23:33] <Nuclear> wheeee
[23:33] <@AxemP> nuclear, can you dig it?
[23:34] <Nuclear> totally, i can dig it
[23:34] <Nuclear> someone get me a humauger
[23:34] <Nuclear> hamburger
[23:34] <Nuclear> dammit
[23:34] <@HerraTohtori> or maybe hamnyurger?
[23:35] <Nuclear> YES
[23:35] <Nuclear> that
[23:35] <Nuclear> food
[23:35] <Nuclear> now
[23:35] <Nuclear> in nuclea
[23:35] <Nuclear> er
[23:35] <@HerraTohtori> no food for nuclei
[23:35] <Nuclear> hamurger especially
[23:35] <@HerraTohtori> least of all hamurgers
[23:35] <Nuclear> NUCLEAR NEEDS FOOD TO STOP B ING DROKLG
[23:36] <@AxemP> kaaay
[23:36] <Nuclear> weeeee
[23:36] <Nuclear> i should go fred now
[23:36] <Nuclear> btu thats acrim
[23:36] <Nuclear> FWI
[23:37] <Nuclear> fred while intociathed
[23:37] <Hades> FRED the GTCv Tourettes mission, man
[23:37] <Hades> It may be so politically incorrect but god damn it's funny.
[23:37] <Nuclear> QHEEEEEEEE TOURETTES
[23:37] <Nuclear> hamurgrt
[23:38] <Nuclear> i seriously wn
[23:38] <Nuclear> hahahahahahhahahaha
[23:38] <Nuclear> its funy
[23:38] <Nuclear> goodbye you stupb canadian
[23:39] <Hades> Coming from the guy who can't spell "stupid". Hah.
[23:39] <Nuclear> FKC YOU LOD OF EHT UNDERWLD
[23:39] <DarthGeek> O.o
[23:39] <Nuclear> hehehehe
[23:39] <Nuclear> posting while intoxhated
[23:39] <DarthGeek> Nuclear, you're a bit too hamnyurger to be on IRC right now
[23:39] <Hades> No kidding.
[23:39] <Nuclear> NO
[23:39] <Nuclear> more hambugger
[23:39] <Hades> burger*
[23:40] <DarthGeek> SANDVICH!
[23:40] <Nuclear> itll get nuclear less hamyurger
[23:40] <@HerraTohtori> hambugger, debugger, detox, what's the difference
[23:41] <Nuclear> weeee i thin f ajust prosted athred
[23:42] <Hades> Link?
[23:42] <DarthGeek> you did. For all the world to see
[23:42] <DarthGeek> http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php?topic=66953.0
[23:42] <Nuclear> FCK ME WITH A FKR
[23:42] <DarthGeek> rofl
[23:42] <@HerraTohtori> your shame will be eternal
[23:42] <Hades> docka, lol
[23:43] <Nuclear> fsjg,m you tquiale
[23:43] <Hades> dovka*
[23:43] <Nuclear> you wni this time
[23:43] <Hades> FKR?
[23:43] <Hades> Fork?
[23:43] <Hades> **** you with a fork?
[23:44] <Nuclear> YES DAMNTI LOR OF THE UNDEWODL
[23:44] * Hades stabs Nuclear in the eye with a fork.
[23:44] <Nuclear> FKC YOU
[23:44] <Nuclear> WITH SAME FOKR
[23:44] * Hades stabs Nuclear in the other eye.
[23:44] <Hades> This is funny, heh.
[23:44] <Nuclear> nowu r pissin me off heh
[23:45] * Hades stabs Nuclear in the stomach
[23:45] <Nuclear> STPO IT HSDSS
[23:45] <Hades> HSDSS, heh.
[23:45] * Hades stabs Nuclear again
[23:46] <@HerraTohtori> please tell me someone is logging this
[23:46] <Hades> I got it all.
[23:46] <Nuclear> FKCIYU YOU ALL
[23:46] <Nuclear> more voakd
[23:46] * Hades pokes Nuclear with the fook
[23:46] <Hades> fork*
[23:46] <Nuclear> NO
[23:46] <@HerraTohtori> it's contagious
[23:46] <Nuclear> spono
[23:46] <@HerraTohtori> step away from him!
[23:46] <Hades> It's already spreading!
[23:46] * Hades stabs Nuclear with a knife.
[23:46] <Nuclear> hehehe hamugerrt
[23:47] <Nuclear> STOP HADESSSSS!
[23:47] <Nuclear> im nto that kinasdo f girl haha
[23:47] * Hades pokes Nuclear with the knife
[23:48] <Hades> Messing with drunk people online is fun. :D
[23:48] <Hades> It's also quite humorous.
[23:48] <Nuclear> FLC YPI A::
[23:49] <Nuclear> I NEDD PUSY
[23:49] <Nuclear> no pusyy her
[23:49] <Nuclear> FKCUUUUUUUU
[23:49] <Hades> You need to be less intoxicated atm
[23:49] * Hades stabs Nuclear with a knife
[23:49] <Nuclear> GOSMAIT STOP
[23:49] <@HerraTohtori> blood transfusion might help
[23:49] <Hades> Gosmait stop, heh
[23:50] <Hades> Someone post this in that thread and update it as we go along. :D
[23:50] * Hades stabs Nuclear with a knife
[23:50] <Nuclear> **** YOU ALL
[23:50] <Nuclear> i need a hamruger
[23:50] <@HerraTohtori> anyone happen to be 0 Rh D negative?
[23:50] <Hades> I mean I feel kind of bad for doing this, and I hope Nuclear doesn't want to strangle me tomorrow, but damn is it funny.
[23:50] <Nuclear> ht go get me a hasmruger its righ
[23:50] * Hades stabs Nuclear with a fork
[23:50] <Nuclear> **** YOU HADER
[23:51] <Hades> Hader? That's new.
[23:51] <Nuclear> utop outyrs haha
[23:51] <@HerraTohtori> sorry, logistical difficulties prevent me from delivering you a hasmruger
[23:51] * Hades kicks Nuclear in the testicles
[23:51] <@HerraTohtori> maybe it's just as well you don't have a ruger of any kind
[23:52] <Nuclear> ****
[23:52] <Nuclear> ok i gota cmirowcvve
[23:52] <@HerraTohtori> uh oh
[23:52] <@HerraTohtori> this can only end in tears
[23:52] <@HerraTohtori> tears and charred remains of foodstuffs or something else
[23:53] <Nuclear> FKYI LIVE MACRONI AND CHESS
[23:53] <Nuclear> chese
[23:53] <Nuclear> ****L
[23:53] <@HerraTohtori> protip: if it looks alive, don't eat it
[23:53] <@HerraTohtori> or at least kill it with fire first
[23:54] <Nuclear> lokl tht its ni mt ycat
[23:54] <Hades> Posting logs
[23:54] <Nuclear> R**** YOU HADES
[23:54] <@HerraTohtori> please reconsider eating your cat
[23:54] <Nuclear> ITS NMT NY ACAT
[23:54] <Nuclear> OSTS GODMAMN MAC ND CHESE
[23:54] <@HerraTohtori> please reconsider eating someone else's cat
[23:54] <DarthGeek> this is rofl material
[23:54] <Nuclear> CFUKC YOU ALl
[23:55] <Nuclear> M ORVOAKDE
[23:55] <@HerraTohtori> please reconsider ****ing us all
These are the IRC logs from Nuclear's drunken visit.
Title: Re: the nuclear combaionation of huamurager and salad
Post by: Nuclear1 on December 12, 2009, 12:00:55 am
my mcaocron an dhcesse is almost dne
Title: Re: the nuclear combaionation of huamurager and salad
Post by: Scotty on December 12, 2009, 12:01:17 am
 :wakka:
Title: Re: the nuclear combaionation of huamurager and salad
Post by: Ford Prefect on December 12, 2009, 12:03:52 am
my mcaocron an dhcesse is almost dne
(http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b319/Mistah_Kurtz/hellyeah_.jpg)
Title: Re: the nuclear combaionation of huamurager and salad
Post by: StarSlayer on December 12, 2009, 12:15:50 am
boiled mcaocron an dhcesse or baked mcaocron an dhcesse?  If you melt down some pepper jack, sharp cheddar and feta and add it to the boiled mcaocron an dhcesse it can come out pretty good.  Not homemade baked good, but pretty good none the less.
Title: Re: the nuclear combaionation of huamurager and salad
Post by: MR_T3D on December 12, 2009, 12:17:18 am
well, this makes me feel like i'm a much better drunk poster  :P
Title: Re: the nuclear combaionation of huamurager and salad
Post by: Desertfox287 on December 12, 2009, 12:31:08 am
 :wakka: :ha:
Title: Re: the nuclear combaionation of huamurager and salad
Post by: Nuke on December 12, 2009, 12:51:58 am
no posting while drunk, i dont care if a misspelled hamburger was involved. thread locked.
Title: Re: the nuclear combaionation of huamurager and salad
Post by: Goober5000 on December 12, 2009, 03:08:14 pm
But but but... we need to keep it open long enough for the drunkard to express dismay at what he posted. :nervous:
Title: Re: the nuclear combaionation of huamurager and salad
Post by: Nuclear1 on December 12, 2009, 03:17:11 pm
...note to self, turn off computer after drinking.
Title: Re: the nuclear combaionation of huamurager and salad
Post by: Blue Lion on December 12, 2009, 03:23:50 pm
Turn off computer before drinking
Title: Re: the nuclear combaionation of huamurager and salad
Post by: Nuclear1 on December 12, 2009, 03:28:45 pm
That too.
Title: Re: the nuclear combaionation of huamurager and salad
Post by: headdie on December 12, 2009, 03:30:27 pm
Turn off computer before drinking
...note to self, turn off computer after drinking.

no get drunk then play ricochet its crazy done it at LANs a few times
Title: Re: the nuclear combaionation of huamurager and salad
Post by: Nuke on December 12, 2009, 04:00:03 pm
getting drunk in front of your computer is a sure indication that you have no life. go out, get bounced from a few bars, and wake up in some unfamiliar part of town under an ugly fat chick.
Title: Re: the nuclear combaionation of huamurager and salad
Post by: headdie on December 12, 2009, 04:23:18 pm
getting drunk in front of your computer is a sure indication that you have no life. go out, get bounced from a few bars, and wake up in some unfamiliar part of town under an ugly fat chick.

my excuse is im married, so though i can get drunk (when i have the money) i cant do the rest which is why i am sat at my computer on a friday night trying to model an ejected pilot
Title: Re: the nuclear combaionation of huamurager and salad
Post by: Nuclear1 on December 12, 2009, 04:28:22 pm
getting drunk in front of your computer is a sure indication that you have no life. go out, get bounced from a few bars, and wake up in some unfamiliar part of town under an ugly fat chick.
And my excuse is that I'm doing that tonight. :p
Title: Re: the nuclear combaionation of huamurager and salad
Post by: terran_emperor on December 12, 2009, 04:51:27 pm
I'm suprised Dekker's not said anything about this...You're stealing his rep
Title: Re: the nuclear combaionation of huamurager and salad
Post by: CP5670 on December 12, 2009, 05:17:23 pm
You know, I was making easy mac last night at the same time too.

How did yours turn out? :p
Title: Re: the nuclear combaionation of huamurager and salad
Post by: Blue Lion on December 12, 2009, 05:45:31 pm
I'm gonna guess burned or cold
Title: Re: the nuclear combaionation of huamurager and salad
Post by: BloodEagle on December 12, 2009, 06:44:57 pm
You know, I was making easy mac last night at the same time too.

How did yours turn out? :p

I'll never understand how people can eat that stuff. It has about as much flavor as Cauliflower.
Title: Re: the nuclear combaionation of huamurager and salad
Post by: Scotty on December 12, 2009, 08:36:56 pm
Caulifower has flavor.

Potatoes have no flavor.
Title: Re: the nuclear combaionation of huamurager and salad
Post by: BloodEagle on December 12, 2009, 08:42:25 pm
Caulifower has flavor.

Potatoes have no flavor.

Caulifower has less flavor than water.
Title: Re: the nuclear combaionation of huamurager and salad
Post by: Thaeris on December 12, 2009, 09:50:23 pm
Hey!

I happen to like caulifower, buddy...

[musing]
...boiled, lightly salted and buttered, with a hint of pepper... it's orgasmic...
[/musing]

 :p
Title: Re: the nuclear combaionation of huamurager and salad
Post by: Scotty on December 12, 2009, 09:57:28 pm
Water has no taste.  Cauliflower has less taste than water.  Taste is an absolute value.  Therefore, cauliflower has taste.  It can taste bad, which is still only your opinion, but it still tastes. :P
Title: Re: the nuclear combaionation of huamurager and salad
Post by: Thaeris on December 12, 2009, 09:59:31 pm
Not only tastes, but tastes damn good, damnit!!!

 :D
Title: Re: the nuclear combaionation of huamurager and salad
Post by: Scotty on December 12, 2009, 10:02:14 pm
Indeed.  I'm partial to it mashed, then mixed with potatoes to give aforementioned spuds some positive flavor.
Title: Re: the nuclear combaionation of huamurager and salad
Post by: BloodEagle on December 12, 2009, 11:59:27 pm
Water has no taste.  Cauliflower has less taste than water.  Taste is an absolute value.  Therefore, cauliflower has taste.  It can taste bad, which is still only your opinion, but it still tastes. :P

Ordinary water (hah!) does have flavor (i.e., a taste). Unless you've been screwing around with chemicals, of course.

Cauliflower doesn't taste bad (to me, obviously), it just doesn't have enough (see: any) flavor (on its own).
Title: Re: the nuclear combaionation of huamurager and salad
Post by: S-99 on December 13, 2009, 03:16:15 am
idk, when i get plowed and post on here. I'm still coherent enough to type correctly. I see that people like to drink slightly too much rather than just enough. :yes:
Title: Re: the nuclear combaionation of huamurager and salad
Post by: Androgeos Exeunt on December 13, 2009, 04:02:08 am
/me recalls almost getting drunk on plain water once... :nervous:
Title: Re: the nuclear combaionation of huamurager and salad
Post by: Nuke on December 13, 2009, 05:24:41 am
its amazing what a little effort in the kitchen can do
such as 7 meat chili. omnom.
Title: Re: the nuclear combaionation of huamurager and salad
Post by: tinfoil on December 13, 2009, 12:49:37 pm
Oh my god, I have tears in my eyes from that IRC log.

How did dinner tun out?
Title: Re: the nuclear combaionation of huamurager and salad
Post by: Turambar on December 13, 2009, 01:22:25 pm
its amazing what a little effort in the kitchen can do
such as 7 meat chili. omnom.

which 7 meats?
Title: Re: the nuclear combaionation of huamurager and salad
Post by: Colonol Dekker on December 13, 2009, 01:26:17 pm
Chicken, Beef, Pork......................ummm, panda, beagle, hedgehog and antelope perhaps?


Also, ironic lols, ironic because this is a topic about drunken posts, and it wasn't me :D
(No i'm not drunk either.......)

He might get a title like mine :D
Title: Re: the nuclear combaionation of huamurager and salad
Post by: Stormkeeper on December 13, 2009, 05:22:23 pm
... I missed it. :(
Title: Re: the nuclear combaionation of huamurager and salad
Post by: Nuke on December 13, 2009, 09:19:32 pm
Chicken, Beef, Pork......................ummm, panda, beagle, hedgehog and antelope perhaps?


Also, ironic lols, ironic because this is a topic about drunken posts, and it wasn't me :D
(No i'm not drunk either.......)

He might get a title like mine :D
chicken, beef, pork, deer, moose, bear and baby seal of course.
Title: Re: the nuclear combaionation of huamurager and salad
Post by: Thaeris on December 13, 2009, 09:23:33 pm
Did you make sure to club the seal so as to retain that delightful pelt?

Though there is shame of selling things on the black market, sometimes you've just got to sell short in the name of profiteering...  :drevil:
Title: Re: the nuclear combaionation of huamurager and salad
Post by: iamzack on December 13, 2009, 10:11:41 pm
baby seal is known as tofu in this area. lots of people apparently dont know they're the same thing.
Title: Re: the nuclear combaionation of huamurager and salad
Post by: Nuclear1 on December 13, 2009, 10:35:06 pm
He might get a title like mine :D
And apparently...I did :D
Title: Re: the nuclear combaionation of huamurager and salad
Post by: Colonol Dekker on December 14, 2009, 07:37:30 am
Lets start a club. . . .
Title: Re: the nuclear combaionation of huamurager and salad
Post by: Nuke on December 14, 2009, 07:48:09 am
we kinda had an early gift opening yesterday, since the sis and her hubby went to juneau for the rest of the winter. in the process i got a new blender and everything required to make a margarita. so i spent most of yesterday completely drunked. i thought about coming on the net to post a bunch of misspelled **** as a means to express my blood alcohol level, but decided against it (besides i had to make meatloaf and feed everyone). i think i need a margarita to recover from that, too bad its only 4:30 in the morning, now people will think im an alcoholic. **** that, no social taboo will stay me from my margaritaville.
Title: Re: the nuclear combaionation of huamurager and salad
Post by: Colonol Dekker on December 14, 2009, 08:12:38 am
If i'm too drunk to type properly I tend to fall asleep nowadays. Anyhoo as i'm now commited to my army crap I have reaffirmed my fitness standards and that will take priority over any potential squiffyness.
Title: Re: the nuclear combaionation of huamurager and salad
Post by: Mongoose on December 14, 2009, 12:44:46 pm
The more drunk posts I see, the more comfortable I am with never having achieved that state myself.  It's far more fun to point and laugh at those who have. :p
Title: Re: the nuclear combaionation of huamurager and salad
Post by: Nuke on December 15, 2009, 11:46:49 am
ive developed a liver of steel as of late, ive been in the land of margaritaville for at least a couple days and nobodys noticed yet.
Title: Re: the nuclear combaionation of huamurager and salad
Post by: asyikarea51 on December 15, 2009, 12:03:58 pm
I missed it, but damn THAT was funny... FKC U WITH SAME FOKR lmao XD

Hades poke poke poke poke poke... poke... then f*** here f*** there and the hamnyurger... whatever LOL
Title: Re: the nuclear combaionation of huamurager and salad
Post by: Nuke on December 15, 2009, 02:26:00 pm
and whn yer drunk, meatloaf! it allows more booze absorption than a hamnyurger(dispite the fact that it contains essentially the same stuff).
Title: Re: the nuclear combaionation of huamurager and salad
Post by: Stormkeeper on December 15, 2009, 06:57:43 pm
and whn yer drunk, meatloaf! it allows more booze absorption than a hamnyurger(dispite the fact that it contains essentially the same stuff).
Is there scientific proof for your statement?
Title: Re: the nuclear combaionation of huamurager and salad
Post by: Solatar on December 15, 2009, 10:22:02 pm
Define "scientific"...

I've tested plenty of theories by just consuming alcohol and random types of food.

Hot Pockets are the devil with vodka. Scientifically proven.
Title: Re: the nuclear combaionation of huamurager and salad
Post by: Hades on December 15, 2009, 11:23:02 pm
I missed it, but damn THAT was funny... FKC U WITH SAME FOKR lmao XD

Hades poke poke poke poke poke... poke... then f*** here f*** there and the hamnyurger... whatever LOL
Yeah, I kind of feel bad for doing that to him, but damn it was funny. :lol:
Title: Re: the nuclear combaionation of huamurager and salad
Post by: Nuke on December 16, 2009, 02:39:52 pm
and whn yer drunk, meatloaf! it allows more booze absorption than a hamnyurger(dispite the fact that it contains essentially the same stuff).
Is there scientific proof for your statement?

you dont need no scientific proof when you have booze tolerance.
Title: Re: the nuclear combaionation of huamurager and salad
Post by: Thaeris on December 16, 2009, 02:45:20 pm
...Or when you have meatloaf!  :lol:
Title: Re: the nuclear combaionation of huamurager and salad
Post by: Colonol Dekker on December 16, 2009, 03:19:25 pm
I think the only guy from HLP i've ever had a near critical drinking session with was Karajorma. He's seen me putting away loads but I still think I handled myself well. Noone from HLP has seen me drinking on a regimental scale. That side of my persona is locked away and the key is buried. . . . . . . . . . But I still hear the whispers.
Title: Re: the nuclear combaionation of huamurager and salad
Post by: Androgeos Exeunt on December 18, 2009, 11:21:12 am
I bookmark most of the drunk threads on HLP for posterity. I have the links. :drevil:
Title: Re: the nuclear combaionation of huamurager and salad
Post by: MR_T3D on December 18, 2009, 11:56:49 am
Define "scientific"...

I've tested plenty of theories by just consuming alcohol and random types of food.

Hot Pockets are the devil with vodka. Scientifically proven.
also don't wash down a french fry with vodka...
...its less effective than you would think.
Title: Re: the nuclear combaionation of huamurager and salad
Post by: Colonol Dekker on December 19, 2009, 10:07:27 am
Double ententre.... ;7