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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: TheVirtu on April 08, 2002, 10:06:59 pm

Title: An Addition to the HLP Greeting
Post by: TheVirtu on April 08, 2002, 10:06:59 pm: Ahhh here we go...

What there is so far..
"Welcome to HLP, you will find a shotgun under your seat in case of an emergency"

Addition?
"and the doors have been locked for the Admins' own enjoyment."
Title: An Addition to the HLP Greeting
Post by: WMCoolmon on April 08, 2002, 10:24:44 pm: You fool! For centuries, the tradition of allowing the greeting to grow and change freely has continued. The law is clear of what to do with those who break that tradition...BRING IN THE VBBQ!
*An old, ancient barbecue is brought in*
:drevil:
Title: An Addition to the HLP Greeting
Post by: Kamikaze on April 08, 2002, 10:27:45 pm: *with the hideous smell of.. not blood. Even worse, NEWBIES!* *dramatic music plays* :drevil:

(it's the Pseudo-Coolmon syndrome:D)
Title: An Addition to the HLP Greeting
Post by: Grey Wolf on April 08, 2002, 10:31:31 pm: :Grey Wolf walks up in his Mad Cat (Timber Wolf to you clan freaks): I'll cut the newbies with my ERPPCs when they're done roasting!
Title: An Addition to the HLP Greeting
Post by: WMCoolmon on April 08, 2002, 10:33:06 pm: hehehe-er, I mean, Secure the restraints!
*Virtu's wrists, legs, and arms are strapped against a huge steak that is lifted above the VBBQ, Virtu-down. The ~~steak~~-dance begins*
(http://members.cox.net/wmcoolmon/images/chess0.jpg)

;)
Title: An Addition to the HLP Greeting
Post by: Kamikaze on April 08, 2002, 10:45:17 pm: We have to strip the skin off once the VBBQ starts getting warm - we don't want burnt skin getting on all that juicy meat ;)
Title: An Addition to the HLP Greeting
Post by: LtNarol on April 08, 2002, 10:57:29 pm: :lol: Steak for dinner!
Title: An Addition to the HLP Greeting
Post by: Kamikaze on April 08, 2002, 11:03:30 pm: Hey, someone remember to bring the Veggies? Also get some of that BBQ sauce, no not that Vasudan crap, what? But it's Headz? Cannibalism!? :D
Title: An Addition to the HLP Greeting
Post by: WMCoolmon on April 08, 2002, 11:20:38 pm: *munch munch*Hmm, this steak is good...why even bother with the newbies? Lower the steak!
*The steak is lowered amidst Virtu's cries for help*
Title: Re: An Addition to the HLP Greeting
Post by: Setekh on April 09, 2002, 03:19:24 am: Quote
Originally posted by TheVirtu
Ahhh here we go...

What there is so far..
"Welcome to HLP, you will find a shotgun under your seat in case of an emergency"

Addition?
"and the doors have been locked for the Admins' own enjoyment."

You forgot the exits. ;)

I think the HLP welcome is fine as it is... :p
Title: Re: Re: An Addition to the HLP Greeting
Post by: Kamikaze on April 09, 2002, 03:53:28 am: Quote
Originally posted by Setekh

I think the HLP welcome is fine as it is... :p

I think that's the collective decision - and I think Virtu understood too :D:p
Title: An Addition to the HLP Greeting
Post by: TheVirtu on April 09, 2002, 02:26:21 pm: *looks for a doctor for the burns on him*

And I'm not a fricken newbie! :mad2: *grumble* I'm going back to my FRED2.
Title: An Addition to the HLP Greeting
Post by: Stryke 9 on April 09, 2002, 02:35:51 pm: [nails Virtu from behind with well-aimed blast of fetid goat cheese from the Dead Frozen GOat of Justice]

Er... what were we going after him for, again?:D
Title: An Addition to the HLP Greeting
Post by: TheVirtu on April 09, 2002, 02:39:43 pm: *shrugs* :)
Title: An Addition to the HLP Greeting
Post by: Alikchi on April 09, 2002, 02:42:49 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Grey Wolf 2009
:(Timber Wolf to you clan freaks): I'll cut the newbies with my ERPPCs when they're done roasting!

Oy, remember that Clan freaks designed your mech and weapons :P
Title: An Addition to the HLP Greeting
Post by: Corsair on April 09, 2002, 05:02:38 pm: :lol:
yes, we were talking about this on ICQ last night, weren't we? I think it's a good addition...:D
*runs from admins*
Title: An Addition to the HLP Greeting
Post by: Styxx on April 09, 2002, 05:30:04 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Kamikaze
Hey, someone remember to bring the Veggies?

Pfft. Heretic. You'll burn in the deepest, darkest, hottest pits of hell for that... Vegetables in a barbecue? Where did you get that idea from?...
Title: An Addition to the HLP Greeting
Post by: WMCoolmon on April 09, 2002, 06:37:15 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Alikchi

Oy, remember that Clan freaks designed your mech and weapons :P

*A large beam of blue light stabs down, vaporizing the grass in front of Alikchi and burning a hole 50 meters deep in the ground.*
No, it's not a beam...it's a Clan Naval ER PPC from a McKenna! ;7
Title: An Addition to the HLP Greeting
Post by: Shrike on April 09, 2002, 06:40:43 pm: *Sees the 50m wide hole with a 100m wide beam*

Mmmm, nothing like blasting a planet from an AU out. Man I love those Hegemony Torchships.
Title: An Addition to the HLP Greeting
Post by: Stryke 9 on April 09, 2002, 07:41:07 pm: [shifts a largish freignter loaded with 460 tons of iron into sublight and points it at wherever those damn beams are coming from]

Hey! Keep it down out there! I'm trying to take a nap!
Title: An Addition to the HLP Greeting
Post by: Martinus on April 09, 2002, 08:35:12 pm: *Maeglamor runs in toting a triple barrel, fully automatic, 20 rounds a second shotgun with built in stableiser and jumbo drink holder*

Who's messing with my greeting and leaving out the veggies?!? :lol:

Welcome to the HLP Forums!!
Exits are to the rear and left, in case of emergency shotguns are located under the seats.
Title: An Addition to the HLP Greeting
Post by: Grey Wolf on April 09, 2002, 08:38:00 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Alikchi

Oy, remember that Clan freaks designed your mech and weapons :p
I was talkin about the people who write three-page-long flames about how you said 'Mad Cat' instead of 'Timber Wolf'. They get really annoying after a while.

BTW, doing better Maeg?