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Title: OT: What are YOUR favorite movie quotes?
Post by: Grey Wolf on April 10, 2002, 09:35:12 pm
Here are some of mine from Ghostbusters...
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OK, so she's a *****.
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You're forgetting about the nice lady who payed in advance before she turned into a dog.
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We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay-Puft is okay. He's a sailor, he's in New York. We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble.
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RAY: You know, it just occurred to me that we really haven't had a successful test of this equipment.
SPENGLER: I blame myself.
VENKMAN: So do I.
RAY: Well, no sense in worrying about it now.
VENKMAN: Why worry? Each one of us is carrying an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back.
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Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!
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EGON: There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
VENKMAN: What?
EGON: Don't cross the streams.
VENKMAN: Why?
EGON: It would be bad.
VENKMAN: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean "bad"?
EGON: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
RAY: Total protonic reversal.
VENKMAN: That's bad. Okay. Alright, important safety tip, thanks Egon.
And of course....
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RAY: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
WALTER PECK: They caused an explosion!
MAYOR: Is this true?
VENKMAN: Yes, it's true. This man has no dick.
Title: OT: What are YOUR favorite movie quotes?
Post by: Mr. Vega on April 10, 2002, 09:39:06 pm
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"And Miss New Jersey, what do you think the world needs most?"

"Well that would be harsher punishment for parole violators Stan*silence*...........And World Peace! *applause*"

-Miss Congeniality
Title: OT: What are YOUR favorite movie quotes?
Post by: Corsair on April 10, 2002, 09:42:57 pm
Permission is...yes. - Captain Ramius, The Hunt for Red October
God I hate that Bob Barker. - Happy Gilmore, Happy Gilmore
You're gonna die clown! - Happy Gilmore, Happy Gilmore
Hey, old man river, zip it or I break your hip. - Sonny Kofax Big Daddy
I see your Shwartz is as big as mine. Now let's see how well you handle it! - Dark Helmet, Spaceballs
Spaceballs the tshirt, Spaceballs the lunchbox, Spaceballs the FLAMETHROWER! The kids love that one. - Yogurt, Spaceballs

many more to come
:D
Title: OT: What are YOUR favorite movie quotes?
Post by: WMCoolmon on April 10, 2002, 09:43:37 pm
It's not from a movie...it's a story (http://www.techmall.com/techdocs/AH990210.html).
Once upon a time there was a company named AOL-*boos*
Quiet! Now, as I was saying, once apon a time there was a company named AOL...
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Zabu451: Hello from America Online!  I'm sorry to inform you that there has been an error in the I/O section of your account database, and this server's password information has been temporarily destroyed.  We need you, the AOL user, to hit reply and type in your password.  Thank you for your help.



NewfPyr: Hello!  This is Server Manager #563.  I'm sorry to hear that your server has lost the password info.  I mean, this has been happening too much lately.

NewfPyr: We have developed some solutions to this problem.  Have you got the mail sent out to all server managers?



Zabu451: no



NewfPyr: Really?  Ouch.  There's been some problems with the server mailer lately.  Oh, well.  Here's a solution to this problem: try connecting your backup database to your main I/O port, then accessing the system restart.



Zabu451: no i still need passwords



NewfPyr: I see.  Do you want me to send you the list of all the passwords of all the screen names of your server?



Zabu451: ya i want that



NewfPyr: Let me get the server manager to send it...  

NewfPyr: He says I need your server manager password.  Could you please type it in?



Zabu451: i dont have one



NewfPyr: What do you mean?  That's the first thing every manager gets!



Zabu451: it got deleted



NewfPyr: Wow! You must be having a lot of trouble.  Let me find out what server you're using...



[Note: I checked his profile.  It said he was from Springfield, Mass.]



NewfPyr: Okay, your number has been tracked to an area in Springfield, Mass.



Zabu451: how did u know?!!!?!?!!?!?!?!?!??!!



NewfPyr: I used Server Tracker 5.0.  Don't you have it?



Zabu451: do you know my address!?!?!?!!?!?



NewfPyr: Of course not.



Zabu451: good



NewfPyr: I only know the number you're calling AOL from, which is from your server, right?



Zabu451: yes



NewfPyr: Good.  Okay, now that we have your number, we have your address, and we are sending a repair team over there.



Zabu451: nonononono

Zabu451: dont stop them now



NewfPyr: Why?  Isn't your server down?



Zabu451: nonono its working now



NewfPyr: They're still coming, just in case.



Zabu451: STOP THEM NOW



NewfPyr: I can't break AOL Policy.



Zabu451: POEPLE ARE COMING TO MY HOUSE?!?!?!?!??



NewfPyr: No!  To your server.  You know, where you're calling AOL from.



Zabu451: im calling from my house



NewfPyr: But you said you where calling from the server!



Zabu451: i lied im not reely a server guy



NewfPyr: But you said you were!



Zabu451: i lied i trying to get passwords please make them stop



NewfPyr: Okay.  The repair team isn't coming anymore.



Zabu451: good



NewfPyr: But a team of FBI agents is.



Zabu451: NONONONO

Zabu451: im sorry

Zabu451: ill never do it again please make them not come

Zabu451: PLEASE IL STOP ASKING FOR PASSWORDS FOREVER PLEASE MAKE THEM STOP!!



NewfPyr: I'm sorry, I can't do that.  They should be at your house in five minutes.



Zabu451: IM SORRY IL DO ANYTHING PLEASE I DONT WANT THEM TO HURT ME

Zabu451: PLEASE

Zabu451: PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSE



NewfPyr: They won't hurt you!  You'll probably only spend a year in prison.



Zabu451: NO IM ONLY A KID



NewfPyr: You are?  That makes it different.  You won't go to prison for a year.



Zabu451: i thout so



NewfPyr: You'll go for two years.



Zabu451: NO! IM SORRY

Zabu451: PLEASE MAKE THEM STOP

Zabu451: PLEASE



[I thought this was enough.  He was probably wetting his pants.]



NewfPyr: Since this was a first-time offense, I think I can drop charges.



Zabu451: yea

Zabu451: thankyouthankyouthankyou



NewfPyr: The FBI agents have been withdrawn.  If you ever do it again, we'll bump you off.



Zabu451: i wont im sorry goodbye



[He promptly signed off.]

Title: OT: What are YOUR favorite movie quotes?
Post by: Corsair on April 10, 2002, 09:46:18 pm
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
Title: OT: What are YOUR favorite movie quotes?
Post by: Galemp on April 10, 2002, 10:21:10 pm
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Originally posted by Corsair
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:


What he said...

Fav quote:

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www.Muffinfilms.com, Pssst...
Don't you like BRAN muffins?!
Title: OT: What are YOUR favorite movie quotes?
Post by: Gortef on April 11, 2002, 05:37:48 am
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Originally posted by Corsair
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:


:nod:

... ... ... ehm ... ... can't remember any, maybe later :doubt:
Title: OT: What are YOUR favorite movie quotes?
Post by: Shrike on April 11, 2002, 05:47:31 am
Game over man, game over!
Title: OT: What are YOUR favorite movie quotes?
Post by: aldo_14 on April 11, 2002, 06:55:13 am
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Originally posted by Corsair
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
Title: OT: What are YOUR favorite movie quotes?
Post by: Styxx on April 11, 2002, 08:44:11 am
Can't think of anything right now... will post some later.
Title: OT: What are YOUR favorite movie quotes?
Post by: Fineus on April 11, 2002, 08:53:39 am
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Originally posted by Shrike
Game over man, game over!

And its counterpart:

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Get away from her you *****!!
Title: OT: What are YOUR favorite movie quotes?
Post by: TheCelestialOne on April 11, 2002, 10:10:11 am
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"Logic and practical information do not seem to apply here."
"You admit that?"
"To deny the facts would be illogical, Doctor"
                -- Spock and McCoy, "A Piece of the Action", stardate unknown
 

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You're dead, Jim
                -- McCoy, "The Tholian Web", stardate unknown

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I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to
any question.
                -- Spock, "This Side of Paradise", stardate 3417.3

Spock and McCoy RULE!
Title: OT: What are YOUR favorite movie quotes?
Post by: an0n on April 11, 2002, 10:41:19 am
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Not in the face! Not in the face!!!

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Well. I guess that's me out, coz I had sex last night......With a girl!

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Time to die.

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Under the terms of the Roman occupation we are entitled to be crucified in an entirely non-jewish section.

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Roman: Crucifiction?
Criminal: Ah, no. Freedom actually.

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Perhaps today is a good day to die. Prepare for ramming speed!
Title: OT: What are YOUR favorite movie quotes?
Post by: deep_eyes on April 11, 2002, 10:53:29 am
OH NO U DID NOT SHOOT THAT GREEN **** AT ME!!
-Will Smith; ID4


(all time clasic)

HASTA LAVISTA........BABY!
Title: OT: What are YOUR favorite movie quotes?
Post by: an0n on April 11, 2002, 10:55:38 am
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You're now firing a gun at your imaginery friend, near 400 GALLONS OF NITRO-GLYCERINE!!!
Title: OT: What are YOUR favorite movie quotes?
Post by: Fineus on April 11, 2002, 11:01:40 am
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Originally posted by an0n
NOT IN THE FACE! NOT IN THE FACE!!!

Is that a Blazing Saddles reference? :)
Title: OT: What are YOUR favorite movie quotes?
Post by: an0n on April 11, 2002, 11:07:15 am
I've seen it in a few things. It's one of those lines that no-one remembers where it originally came from but everyone knows of it.
Title: OT: What are YOUR favorite movie quotes?
Post by: Corsair on April 11, 2002, 11:18:34 am
Don't you like BRAN muffins?! - GE the muffin website
Well. I guess that's me out, coz I had sex last night......With a girl! - "Road Trip"
The Inquisition, what a show! The Inquisition, here we go! We’re on a mission to convert the Jews…Jews Jews Jews Jews Jews. The Inquisition’s here and it’s here to stay! - "History of the World Part I"
Springtime for Hitler and Germany. Winter for Poland and France. - "The Producers"
May I take your hats, coats, and swastikas? - "The Producers"
I’m a professional virgin. - "History of the World Part I"
I’m a standup philosopher. - "History of the World Part I"
Virgins! Put on your "no entry" signs! - "History of the World Part I"
:D:D:D
Title: OT: What are YOUR favorite movie quotes?
Post by: an0n on April 11, 2002, 11:22:59 am
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Crucifiction's a doddle

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Quick! Fire a warning shot into his bulbous ass!

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.....and punched in a balls by a guy named Cock-Knocker.

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There's nothing worse than seein' a fat man cry.

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This tubby bastard starts crying like a ***** with a skid knee.
Title: OT: What are YOUR favorite movie quotes?
Post by: Styxx on April 11, 2002, 12:15:46 pm
Pacino, as The Devil, on The Devil's Advocate:

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- Look, but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, but don't swallow.

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- Freedom, baby... is never having to say you're sorry.

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- Vanity, definitely my favorite sin.

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- Free will, it is a *****.

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- Oh, really? And what *happened* to Babylon?

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- Look at me -- underestimated from Day One! You'd never think I was a master of the universe, now, would you?

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- I'm the hand up Mona Lisa's skirt. I'm a surprise, Kevin. They don't see me coming: that's what you're missing.

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- What are you?
- Oh, I have so many names...
- Satan.
- Call me Dad.


That movie is just full of great lines. :D
Title: Re: OT: What are YOUR favorite movie quotes?
Post by: Admiral LSD on April 11, 2002, 12:50:09 pm
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Originally posted by Grey Wolf 2009
RAY: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
WALTER PECK: They caused an explosion!
MAYOR: Is this true?
VENKMAN: Yes, it's true. This man has no dick.


I have to put a vote in for this one too.
Title: Re: Re: OT: What are YOUR favorite movie quotes?
Post by: Grey Wolf on April 11, 2002, 02:40:52 pm
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Originally posted by Admiral LSD


I have to put a vote in for this one too.
Gotta love this quote. Glad you agree.
Title: Re: Re: Re: OT: What are YOUR favorite movie quotes?
Post by: Styxx on April 11, 2002, 02:49:39 pm
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Originally posted by Grey Wolf 2009
Gotta love this quote. Glad you agree.


Where is it from?
Title: OT: What are YOUR favorite movie quotes?
Post by: Grey Wolf on April 11, 2002, 03:04:23 pm
Ghostbusters. A pretty damn funny movie.
Title: OT: What are YOUR favorite movie quotes?
Post by: Pera on April 11, 2002, 03:22:21 pm
Well, here's a few, try to guess the movies :D :

"Nobody beats me in the kitchen"

"I honestly think you ought to calm down; take a stress pill and think things over"

"Finally we meet again for the first time for the last time!"

"- Anything to declare?
 - Yes, don't go to England"

And my favourite:

"Let some steam out Bennet"
Title: OT: What are YOUR favorite movie quotes?
Post by: Kamikaze on April 11, 2002, 03:26:42 pm
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Originally posted by Grey Wolf 2009
Ghostbusters. A pretty damn funny movie.


Hey, know where I could get a DVD? :D
Title: OT: What are YOUR favorite movie quotes?
Post by: Styxx on April 11, 2002, 03:30:42 pm
At a DVD store, I'd be tempted to say... :D
Title: OT: What are YOUR favorite movie quotes?
Post by: Kamikaze on April 11, 2002, 03:31:49 pm
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Originally posted by Styxx
At a DVD store, I'd be tempted to say... :D


Okay, so it was a stupid question :p
Title: OT: What are YOUR favorite movie quotes?
Post by: Styxx on April 11, 2002, 03:39:28 pm
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Originally posted by Kamikaze
Okay, so it was a stupid question :p


Well, if you had specified that you didn't find it on any store you went and wanted to know of a place that might have it, it wouldn't have been stupid. But the way it was posted... well, lets say it was a question with an obvious answer. ;)
Title: OT: What are YOUR favorite movie quotes?
Post by: ZylonBane on April 11, 2002, 03:47:43 pm
The worst kind of quotes are ones that ONLY make sense if you know the exact context they originated from (most given in this thread so far). A proper "quotable" quote stands alone.

I nominate any random line from Evil Dead 2 or Army of Darkness. Now those are some quotable lines!
Title: OT: What are YOUR favorite movie quotes?
Post by: Grey Wolf on April 11, 2002, 06:03:51 pm
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Originally posted by Kamikaze


Hey, know where I could get a DVD? :D
I've seen it at Border's; It's also here (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000060K4O/qid=1018566716/sr=2-1/ref=sr_2_1/104-3265210-1195941). The link is only good if you're in US or Canada though.
Title: OT: What are YOUR favorite movie quotes?
Post by: Ace on April 11, 2002, 06:48:07 pm
Springtime for Hitler and Germany. Winter for Poland and France. - "The Producers"

"Hail myself!" - The Producers, Broadway Version
Title: OT: What are YOUR favorite movie quotes?
Post by: wEvil on April 11, 2002, 07:29:43 pm
"why is he called Boris the bullet-dodger?"
"cuz he..dodges bullets, Avi!"
Title: OT: What are YOUR favorite movie quotes?
Post by: CODEDOG ND on April 11, 2002, 07:33:11 pm
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/fowlerelectronics/stupid.wav
Title: OT: What are YOUR favorite movie quotes?
Post by: Corsair on April 11, 2002, 07:38:30 pm
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Originally posted by Ace
Springtime for Hitler and Germany. Winter for Poland and France. - "The Producers"

"Hail myself!" - The Producers, Broadway Version

The Producers (Broadway Version) was soooo damn funny! :lol:

walk thissssssssss way
It's good to be king! :D:D (I know they're from other Mel Brooks stuff but still ;))
Don't be stupid be a smarty come and join the Nazi party!
Title: OT: What are YOUR favorite movie quotes?
Post by: Thorn on April 11, 2002, 07:44:55 pm
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Originally posted by Pera
"- Anything to declare?
 - Yes, don't go to England"

Snatch...

"I was right in the middle of a ****ing reptile zoo! And someone was giving booze to these goddamn animals!"

"PLEASE! Tell me about the ****ing golf shoes!"

"That's a nice beach down there. Hows the water?

Yeah, its nice and warm, and its loaded with sharks"
Title: OT: What are YOUR favorite movie quotes?
Post by: Pera on April 12, 2002, 02:39:08 am
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Originally posted by Thorn

Snatch...

 


Correctomundo.
Title: OT: What are YOUR favorite movie quotes?
Post by: Gortef on April 12, 2002, 03:12:05 am
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Originally posted by Pera

"Nobody beats me in the kitchen"


... errhhmm... ehmm... The Long Kiss Goodnight? :doubt:

Oh and the one from the Ghostbusters is a true classic :nod:

hmm, well this is a legend too ;)

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Yippikayee mother****er!
Title: OT: What are YOUR favorite movie quotes?
Post by: Fineus on April 12, 2002, 03:28:59 am
My favourite quotes...

Music

Misc

Television, Film, Computing and Other
Title: OT: What are YOUR favorite movie quotes?
Post by: Fineus on April 12, 2002, 10:29:49 am
Oh, and this - which is probably the funniest "you'd have to be there" film quote I've ever heard (or that I can remember ;))

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Coop:  Come over here for a second would you pig-****er, can I call you pig****er?
Remer: No, only my friends can call me pig-****er.
Coop:  DIE!![/b]


I know it's pathetic - but it made me chuckle ;)
Title: OT: What are YOUR favorite movie quotes?
Post by: Grey Wolf on April 12, 2002, 10:37:29 am
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Originally posted by an0n
Perhaps today is a good day to die. Prepare for ramming speed
Another great one from First Contact:
Assimilate this!
Title: OT: What are YOUR favorite movie quotes?
Post by: an0n on April 12, 2002, 10:37:41 am
OCP President: What's your name son?
Robocop: Murphy. *spins gun*

The single greatest movie line ever:
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You have insulted my family's honour. Now, you must die! Hwaa!
Title: OT: What are YOUR favorite movie quotes?
Post by: Setekh on April 12, 2002, 11:15:42 am
"Patience, young grasshopper..." - Mr. Three-Syllable-Japanese-Name, Karate Kid

"Austin, I am your father"
"What? Really?"
"Ummm, no, not really, I can't back that up"
Austin Powers & Dr. Evil, Austin Powers 2
Title: OT: What are YOUR favorite movie quotes?
Post by: an0n on April 12, 2002, 11:17:58 am
Mr Miagee I believe.
Title: OT: What are YOUR favorite movie quotes?
Post by: Setekh on April 12, 2002, 11:22:41 am
Mi-a-gee. Yeah, fits.

"HaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA!!"
- Mr. Miagee's arch-nemesis, hitting a block of wood
Title: OT: What are YOUR favorite movie quotes?
Post by: Styxx on April 12, 2002, 11:37:35 am
* watches as steak repeatedly posts with large, colorful fonts *

Hmm... kid, I think it's time for you to get back to therapy.

* pulls out electroshock machine *
Title: OT: What are YOUR favorite movie quotes?
Post by: an0n on April 12, 2002, 11:49:34 am
Electro-shock machine? That's a nice, technical way of saying yer gonna hook the electrical sockets to his bath.
Title: OT: What are YOUR favorite movie quotes?
Post by: Nico on April 12, 2002, 11:54:36 am
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Originally posted by Setekh
Mi-a-gee. Yeah, fits.

"HaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA!!"
- Mr. Miagee's arch-nemesis, hitting a block of wood


kung-fu? ;7;7;7;7;7
Title: OT: What are YOUR favorite movie quotes?
Post by: Styxx on April 12, 2002, 12:10:07 pm
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Originally posted by venom2506
kung-fu? ;7;7;7;7;7


No. Not again.

* runs *
Title: OT: What are YOUR favorite movie quotes?
Post by: KillMeNow on April 12, 2002, 12:24:03 pm
remember what you have learned, save you it can

so you have a sister!! a twin sissster!!! if you will not turn to the dark side then perhaps she will!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

when nine hundred years old you are look as good you will not hmmmmmmppppppp!!!

your all clear kid now lets blow this thign and get outta here

(not sure about the exact phrasing but you all know the oens i mean and if you dont know from waht films they are from you have lived most of your life in a fark cave in teh middle of knowhere)
Title: OT: What are YOUR favorite movie quotes?
Post by: an0n on April 12, 2002, 01:18:34 pm
Spelling ain't one of your strong points, is it?
Title: OT: What are YOUR favorite movie quotes?
Post by: Ryx on April 12, 2002, 02:03:41 pm
Morgan Freeman's monologue at the end of The Shawshank Redemption.:nod:

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I find I am so excited I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it's the excitement only a free man can feel, a free man at the start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope.

Source:Filmsite.org (http://www.filmsite.org/shaw.html)


Many cool quotes in Ghost Dog: Way Of The Samurai:)

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Among the maxims on Lord Naoshige's wall there was this one: ''Matters of' great concern should be treated lightly.'' Master lttei commented, "Matters of small concern should be treated seriously."
Title: OT: What are YOUR favorite movie quotes?
Post by: RoachKoach on April 12, 2002, 02:17:07 pm
NO. Do, or do not. There is no try ! - Yoda
Title: OT: What are YOUR favorite movie quotes?
Post by: Corsair on April 12, 2002, 02:17:31 pm
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Originally posted by KillMeNow
(not sure about the exact phrasing but you all know the oens i mean and if you dont know from waht films they are from you have lived most of your life in a fark cave in teh middle of knowhere)

These are not the dro- errr quotes you're looking for.

What movie did you say those were from? :D
Title: OT: What are YOUR favorite movie quotes?
Post by: an0n on April 12, 2002, 03:56:51 pm
I'd don't like the taste of your kind Alamascan - Lestat, Queen Of The Damned

Go and see QOTD now! It is sooooo good. Lestat rawks, Marius rawks and Alakasha is my ideal world ruler ;7 (watch the film and you'll understand).
Title: OT: What are YOUR favorite movie quotes?
Post by: Setekh on April 13, 2002, 04:18:27 am
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Originally posted by an0n
I'd don't like the taste of your kind Alamascan - Lestat, Queen Of The Damned

Go and see QOTD now! It is sooooo good. Lestat rawks, Marius rawks and Alakasha is my ideal world ruler ;7 (watch the film and you'll understand).


I dunno, the general idea of the movie doesn't entice me a great deal. :p The Time Machine... I'm gonna see that. :nod:
Title: OT: What are YOUR favorite movie quotes?
Post by: an0n on April 13, 2002, 06:47:19 am
If you're judging it by the trailers, don't. It was nothing like what I expected, which was a film about Alakasha (Aaliyah's character) trying to take over the world. It's based around Lestat and him pissing people off.