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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Crazy_Ivan80 on April 11, 2002, 01:28:20 pm
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Okay, found Eishtmo's Capella BBQ theory--
Alright, here's the brief version of the infamous Capella Barbeque theory:
The Shivans are party animals, the greatest party animals of all time. Long ago, around the time of the Ancients, they ran out of beer. So, they took their ships and tried to get some from the Ancients. The Ancients were snoody and refused to share, so the Shivans killed them and took their beer.
Flash to FS1, and the Shivans are running low on booze once again. So they send their beer collector (Lucifer) to get more. However, the problems with the Ancients were still on their mind, so they attacked the GTA/PVN to get their beer. They destroyed Vasuda Prime when they discovered the Vasudans had no beer. However, they did discover that Earth did have beer, lots of beer. And beer nuts, very rare in the universe. Well, we all know what happened after they tried that. Anyways, the Shivans managed to find another supply somewhere else and left our friends alone.
Flash to FS2. Bosch, after studing GTI records discovers the Shivan's true reasons and decides he wants to "get down with the masters." So he opens the Knossos so he can contact them and join the party. The Shivans, still smarting from their failed attempt to get beer nuts (which as I said are very rare) sent one of their great party wagons (Sathanas) to get some. Of course, the GTVA wasn't too thrilled with Shivans moving a big ship through their space, so they attacked it.
Now the important part. Bosch finally makes contact with the Shivans and they happily let him join. Unfortuantly, some of the Shivans have a bit too much to drink and kill the Iceni crew. Oh well. Anyways, to celebrate their new-found partyers, the Shivans send their party wagons with an ample supply of meats and veggies to Capella to grill them good, using a supernova no less. Of course, the GTVA panics and seals the node. A real shame too, the Shivans were going to invite the Alliance to join them. More for them I guess.
And that, my friends, is the Capella Barbeque theory.
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I pity you foo'.
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You had me puzzled there An0n... or should i say Mr. T :D
Now where's Carl the Shivan Loveslave :p
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Ummm... not exactly "retold". Just cut and pasted.
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that still is the most plausible theory out there
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The most plausible theory is that they lured the GTVA fleets to Capella and nuked 'em.
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Originally posted by PhReAk
that still is the most plausible theory out there
Amen, brother!
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Originally posted by ZylonBane
Ummm... not exactly "retold". Just cut and pasted.
Cut and Paste.... that's not something toput in a topic-title....:ha:
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http://www.geocities.com/sandvich/fs2/fs2_miss.html
http://www.geocities.com/sandvich/fs2/files/impaled.zip
:D :D :D
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From sandwich's site:
My first serious mission...
Oh, God, no! :D :D
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Originally posted by Styxx
Oh, God, no! :D :D
LOL!!! I wrote that long ago - way before I even knew of the existance of Serious Sam! :lol:!!
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Guys, most of Terran Emperium is still there....
http://vbb.volition-inc.com/ubb/Forum1/HTML/007953.html
go get it
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Originally posted by sandwich
LOL!!! I wrote that long ago - way before I even knew of the existance of Serious Sam! :lol:!!
:lol:
Your subconscious were ahead of you at that time then :D
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Originally posted by Gortef
Your subconscious were ahead of you at that time then :D
See, the subconscious is a powerful thing... :D
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:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
and so that's how the Shivans got their hands on the Bosch B33r...:D That's hilarious. I fell off my chair laughing in History class again when I read this (in class!)
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From sandwich's site:
Not a serious mission...
And HOW long have you been doing this? :D
Hey Sandwich, do your parents know what your first word was, when you were a baby? I think I do... :D
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Do I want to know what his first word was? ;)
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Originally posted by sandwich
LOL!!! I wrote that long ago - way before I even knew of the existance of Serious Sam! :lol:!!
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
Just too funny. ;) And nice to see you back, even if you go away soon, again. :nod:
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I remember when I wrote that, oh so long ago. It was funny as I was writing it, and its still funny.
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Originally posted by Setekh
And HOW long have you been doing this? :D
Hey Sandwich, do your parents know what your first word was, when you were a baby? I think I do... :D
Funny you should mention first words...:drevil:
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Originally posted by Styxx
See, the subconscious is a powerful thing... :D
It sure is :nod:
if we could harnest the power of our subconscious, we would be invincible
imagine... all the subconsciouses of every HLP member in a one chrystal -or something... :nervous:
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Originally posted by Setekh
And HOW long have you been doing this? :D
Hey Sandwich, do your parents know what your first word was, when you were a baby? I think I do... :D
Uhm.... good question. :p
C'mon, dude! I mean, seriously!!!
:p
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Originally posted by Corsair
I fell off my chair laughing in History class again when I read this (in class!)
Umm... am I beginning to notice a pattern here???
No seriously, you seem to spend wayyy too much time in history class.
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Originally posted by Stunaep
Umm... am I beginning to notice a pattern here???
No seriously, you seem to spend wayyy too much time in history class.
Nah, it's just when I'm on HLP during the day I'm in history because we get access to the internet in there and my teacher is always to absorbed in his lecture to look at what we're doing on the computers :D
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Originally posted by sandwich
Uhm.... good question. :p
C'mon, dude! I mean, seriously!!!
:p
Oh, boy... :p
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Originally posted by Styxx
Oh, boy... :p
hehehe - you saw it. :p
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Originally posted by sandwich
hehehe - you saw it. :p
Of course!!
I started the whole thing, what did you expect? =D
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Originally posted by sandwich
hehehe - you saw it. :p
Saw what???
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Oh.... boye.... :p