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Title: What a Tweeeest, we are now waiting for JAD3 to be made.
Post by: Spoon on February 22, 2010, 06:40:49 pm: (http://i46.tinypic.com/b3klfk.png)
Expected release in 2014. It will contain less funny, no Alpha one and FRED will be a mascot character.

I am now taking donations to fund this project.
Title: Re: JAD4 in the making!
Post by: Thaeris on February 22, 2010, 06:49:11 pm: You should include this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHz-vDsKyiM
Title: Re: JAD4 in the making!
Post by: Axem on February 22, 2010, 06:50:59 pm: And I am taking donations to sabotage JAD4.

$5 gets a pie in Spoon's face, $20 gets a football in the groin and $50 gets the complete Hitting Spoon with a Piece of Wood boxset (in dvd or bluray, just tell your operator which one you'd like) and a complementary tote bag.
Title: Re: JAD4 in the making!
Post by: Thaeris on February 22, 2010, 06:53:03 pm: I'm also taking donations. Procedes will go to my undisclosed purposes, as well as ordering a mail-order bride.
Title: Re: JAD4 in the making!
Post by: Hero_Swe on February 22, 2010, 11:45:15 pm: I will help you fred...no honestly. I will!
Title: Re: JAD4 in the making!
Post by: Thaeris on February 22, 2010, 11:52:45 pm: I've got the title:

"JAD4: Titanic 2: What the Hell is This?"

When the Shivans run out of new ways to destroy the GTVA, they employ a nefarious force hated by all - Hollywood Retconners!
Title: Re: JAD4 in the making!
Post by: NGTM-1R on February 23, 2010, 12:45:33 am: I thought JAD4 was gonna be about Mobius?
Title: Re: JAD4 in the making!
Post by: TrashMan on February 23, 2010, 12:54:46 am: Wasn't JAD about general "assery", and not HLP "assery"?

Or do you intend to cast everyone in HLP? If that's the case, I hereby stake claim on the role of the benevolent dictator/ evil genius/ Magnificent Bastard.
Title: Re: JAD4 in the making!
Post by: Colonol Dekker on February 23, 2010, 01:19:02 am: Command and conquer 3 of the jad series.

Axem promised / speculated me a cameo. Was that stipulated during the IP handover?
Title: Re: JAD4 in the making!
Post by: Thaeris on February 23, 2010, 09:38:07 am: You mean we get to fight Kane and a giant Hand of Nod?

...You know, it swats at you and waves an offensive finger. The implementation of this could also be beneficial to SoL. :nod:
Title: Re: JAD4 in the making!
Post by: Spoon on February 23, 2010, 10:43:44 am: I'll show you my rod of nod
If you catch my drift ;7
Title: Re: JAD4 in the making!
Post by: Thaeris on February 23, 2010, 10:47:41 am: I'm not sure I do - that's almost as creepy/kinky as Andy was the other day! :p

We need a degrading Windmill-esque mission with an anime twist for this as well with way too many missiles and beams.

...Watch as the GTC Axem fights off the next season of GTVAngelion!
Title: Re: JAD4 in the making!
Post by: TrashMan on February 23, 2010, 01:20:30 pm: YA know...I wanted to make a JAD-like mini-campaign...I even started to build a mesh of Derek Smart's floating face.
but then I dropped it an implemented some of the jokes into COTS as easter eggs insted....
Title: Re: JAD4 in the making!
Post by: Snail on February 23, 2010, 01:24:22 pm: I will voice act myself.
Title: Re: JAD4 in the making!
Post by: Jeff Vader on February 23, 2010, 01:26:51 pm: Quote from: Snail on February 23, 2010, 01:24:22 pm
I will voice act myself.
I will be your stunt double.
Title: Re: JAD4 in the making!
Post by: Nuclear1 on February 23, 2010, 08:42:53 pm: GTCv Tourettes mission! :D

**** hull integrity falling ASS ****!

GODDAMN YOU ****ING ALPHA 1 GIVE US SOME ASSTURD COVER!
Title: Re: JAD4 in the making!
Post by: Mongoose on February 24, 2010, 01:52:08 am: :lol:
Title: Re: JAD4 in the making!
Post by: Nuclear1 on February 24, 2010, 08:42:00 pm: And now we start scripting The Most Offensive Mission Evar.

Mission objective: Defend the GTD lick my balls.
Title: Re: JAD4 in the making!
Post by: Desertfox287 on February 24, 2010, 08:43:09 pm: Quote from: Nuclear1 on February 24, 2010, 08:42:00 pm
And now we start scripting The Most Offensive Mission Evar.

Mission objective: Defend the GTD lick my balls.
Can't wait till you're finished! :)
Title: Re: JAD4 in the making!
Post by: Nuclear1 on February 24, 2010, 08:59:41 pm: Oh I'm just trying to FRED vicariously through Spoon. :p
Title: Re: JAD4 in the making!
Post by: NGTM-1R on February 24, 2010, 09:39:03 pm: Quote from: Nuclear1 on February 24, 2010, 08:59:41 pm
Oh I'm just trying to FRED vicariously through Spoon. :p

You most make estimate!
Title: Re: JAD4 in the making!
Post by: Nuclear1 on February 24, 2010, 09:58:24 pm: ThIs ia teh gct hamnyurger we are undret atalc please hlp us

And yes I'm sober.
Title: Re: JAD4 in the making!
Post by: karajorma on February 25, 2010, 01:12:02 am: Quote from: Nuclear1 on February 24, 2010, 08:42:00 pm
Mission objective: Defend the GTD lick my balls.

Unless someone changed it for the wiki the Suck My Balls was the version I used. :D
Title: Re: JAD4 in the making!
Post by: TrashMan on February 25, 2010, 02:26:35 am: Well, sounds like GTVD Gigiant(d)ick is gonna make a re-apperance....
Title: Re: JAD4 in the making!
Post by: Jeff Vader on February 25, 2010, 04:07:15 am: Perchance Big Dick will make a cameo.
Title: Re: JAD4 in the making!
Post by: Spoon on February 25, 2010, 04:36:56 am: After carefully reading through your suggestions, I have decided to use none of them.
Instead, I think I'll go with a hello kitty inspired theme.
Title: Re: JAD4 in the making!
Post by: TrashMan on February 25, 2010, 04:56:06 am: (http://www.mmogrindhouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/hello-kitty-40k.jpg)
Title: Re: JAD4 in the making!
Post by: Colonol Dekker on February 25, 2010, 07:00:00 am: Is there can be Chaos too nao?
Title: Re: JAD4 in the making!
Post by: Rodo on February 25, 2010, 08:04:31 am: question, will we have to fight against the mighty Sandwich?
Title: Re: JAD4 in the making!
Post by: Spoon on February 25, 2010, 08:52:05 am: Quote from: Rodo on February 25, 2010, 08:04:31 am
question, will we have to fight against the mighty Sandwich?
There is a definite chance that this might happen. Maybe.
Title: Re: JAD4 in the making!
Post by: Nuclear1 on February 25, 2010, 10:19:19 am: Very end-level boss. After the GTD Suck My Balls, the GTCv Tourettes, and the GTC hamnyurger.
Title: Re: JAD4 in the making!
Post by: FreeSpaceFreak on February 25, 2010, 12:17:18 pm: EXPRESSION OF DESIRE OF AT LEAST ONE MISSION WHERE PEOPLE TALK TO EACH OTHER LIKE THIS
Title: Re: JAD4 in the making!
Post by: SpardaSon21 on February 25, 2010, 12:28:52 pm: How about the GTA WITTY THREAD TITLE.
Title: Re: JAD4 in the making!
Post by: Colonol Dekker on February 25, 2010, 12:37:36 pm: No no no no no.

Each and every jad has brought something original to the game. Be it transforming capital ships. Chasing power ups, fighters dancing the YMCA or a singing dead guy. Something ORIGINAL must happen in every mission.

Work on the briefings too.
Title: Re: JAD4 in the making!
Post by: Snail on February 25, 2010, 12:40:39 pm: Yeah, that's a good idea. How about a double mission?
Title: Re: JAD4 in the making!
Post by: Colonol Dekker on February 25, 2010, 12:51:11 pm: Blame 3Gs duplicitous nature.

Error corrected.

Also you need to conceive a new Fred plot.

Involving blue planet :nervous:
Title: Re: JAD4 in the making!
Post by: Spoon on February 25, 2010, 01:37:01 pm: I doubt you were talking about this 3G?
(http://i48.tinypic.com/qyu9p3.jpg)

Okay
I have this idea.
You are playing a young boy
who has to gather a party of teenagers
and then... eeuh
Save the world.

Might or might not involve grinding Shivans throughout the game.
Title: Re: JAD4 in the making!
Post by: Colonol Dekker on February 25, 2010, 01:38:38 pm: Well.......... The Space lobster could return. :nervous:
Title: Re: JAD4 in the making!
Post by: TrashMan on February 25, 2010, 01:40:16 pm: Nothing is truly original!

Don't innovate, IMMOLATE...or was it steal? Something like that anyway...
Title: Re: JAD4 in the making!
Post by: Angelus on February 25, 2010, 02:46:49 pm: (http://i653.photobucket.com/albums/uu258/_Angelus_/Centurion%20Says/NOno.jpg)

:P :D
Title: Re: JAD4 in the making!
Post by: Spoon on February 25, 2010, 04:33:13 pm: We should just skip JAD4 and go to JAD5.
Title: Re: JAD4 in the making!
Post by: SpardaSon21 on February 25, 2010, 05:12:10 pm: JAD5: Spoon Chickens Out Edition? :P
Title: Re: JAD4 in the making!
Post by: Desertfox287 on February 25, 2010, 05:12:48 pm: Quote from: Spoon on February 25, 2010, 04:33:13 pm
We should just skip JAD4 and go to JAD5.
You have to put a reason for doing so in it though. I want 4. I like even numbers better
Title: Re: JAD4 in the making!
Post by: Nuclear1 on February 25, 2010, 05:28:08 pm: Alpha 1: Uh, Command? We have a problem here.

Command: What is it now Alpha?

Alpha 1: This doesn't look like JAD4..

Command: Oh right, yeah this is actually SpaceQues--er, JAD13.

Alpha 1: Thirteen?

Command: Yeah, 4-12 were so terrible we just skipped straight to 13.

Alpha 1: Command, we've been over this, it's not how it wor--

Command: I HAVE SPOKEN!
Title: Re: JAD4 in the making!
Post by: Angelus on February 25, 2010, 05:34:33 pm: Not to disappoint anyone here, but:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v109/NarfPics/spooooon.png
Title: Re: JAD4 in the making!
Post by: Droid803 on February 25, 2010, 05:42:39 pm: So JAD3 is JAD4.
The plot thickens.
Title: Re: JAD4 in the making!
Post by: Colonol Dekker on February 25, 2010, 05:50:01 pm: Bah. Nine musics?

They'd better be worth it.
Title: Re: JAD4 in the making!
Post by: Axem on February 25, 2010, 05:52:05 pm: Confound it! They've found me out... Oh wait, I revealed it that...

Yes it is!

I had no idea what sort of plot to do with the Shivans on Planes, I skipped 3 and went straight for 4. However I didn't tell anyone, so the marketing people, the VA people and my agent all thought it was JAD3.

So Spoon, you can't make JAD4. I already did! :lol:

And FYI, the Shivans in the finale were supposed to be part a continuity nod I guess. Reshowing the past ways JAD ended (supernovas, the Volition Bravos and if there was a JAD3, Shivans on a Plane!)

(Also note the credits and the absence of It's Raining Men actually playing in JAD and some other characters credited)

Dekker: Most of those were sound effects actually.
Title: Re: JAD4 in the making!
Post by: Spoon on February 25, 2010, 05:55:11 pm: (http://i47.tinypic.com/2nb6hyb.png)
Title: Re: JAD4 in the making!
Post by: Nuclear1 on February 25, 2010, 05:55:44 pm: Canadian lies!

JAD4: Leprechauns in Space

starring Shia LeBeuf as Alpha 1
Title: Re: JAD4 in the making!
Post by: Colonol Dekker on February 25, 2010, 05:59:18 pm: Quote from: Axem on February 25, 2010, 05:52:05 pm
Dekker: Most of those were sound effects actually.

And the anti-Rap field was the best of them all. . . . . Xmas special is Jad 4. Also barneys space adventure. . .
Title: Re: JAD4 in the making!
Post by: Spoon on February 25, 2010, 06:00:25 pm: I hereby offically give back the rights of JAD3, 4 and 5 to Axem.

So say we all.
Title: Re: What a Tweeeest, we are now waiting for JAD3 to be made.
Post by: Axem on February 25, 2010, 06:09:45 pm: (http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y36/Blinded_Artist/1201465983190.jpg)
Title: Re: What a Tweeeest, we are now waiting for JAD3 to be made.
Post by: Angelus on February 25, 2010, 06:16:28 pm: ...you also had help from Centurion... :nervous:
Title: Re: What a Tweeeest, we are now waiting for JAD3 to be made.
Post by: Spoon on February 25, 2010, 06:16:51 pm: Since I'm a kind man I'll translate what Axem just tried to convey
(http://i47.tinypic.com/16k9v8y.jpg)