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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Mongoose on March 03, 2010, 07:14:05 pm

Title: *insert wood joke here*
Post by: Mongoose on March 03, 2010, 07:14:05 pm: http://www.thenewstribune.com/2010/03/03/1093615/tacoma-naked-woman-tied-to-tree.html (http://www.thenewstribune.com/2010/03/03/1093615/tacoma-naked-woman-tied-to-tree.html)

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A report of a naked woman tied to a tree in the Owen Beach area brought Tacoma police to Point Defiance Park on Tuesday.

A witness called 911 and reported seeing the woman, police spokesman Mark Fulghum said. A man was spotted nearby.

Several police officers responded to the park and traffic officers were posted at its entrances and exits, Fulghum said.

The officers talked with the man and woman and determined it was a “consensual rendezvous,” Fulghum said. No arrests were made.

Might want to think that one through first next time. :p
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Post by: Nuclear1 on March 03, 2010, 07:35:27 pm: LOL PENIS

sorry, express train to the chase.
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Post by: S-99 on March 03, 2010, 07:36:53 pm: She finds the mighty trees more becoming than the man.
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Post by: SpardaSon21 on March 03, 2010, 07:39:09 pm: They weren't arrested for lewd conduct in public? Surprising.
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Post by: Nuclear1 on March 03, 2010, 07:43:27 pm: So the guy goes flaccid and they yell "TIMMMMMMBBBBBBBEEEEERRRRRRRR!"
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Post by: Liberator on March 04, 2010, 05:02:37 am: Quote from: SpardaSon21 on March 03, 2010, 07:39:09 pm
They weren't arrested for lewd conduct in public? Surprising.
Quite likely the investigating officers deemed that being tied up in a tree naked was punishment enough.
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Post by: Woolie Wool on March 04, 2010, 09:17:12 am: Uhuhuhuhuhuhuh, he said "wood".

More on-topic, if I were a police officer I might not take their word for it. What if he made her say that it was a "consensual rendezvous"?
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Post by: TESLA on March 04, 2010, 10:17:43 am: police officers were stumped! :p
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Post by: MR_T3D on March 04, 2010, 11:09:47 am: they were rather lucky
*knock on wood*
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Post by: Thaeris on March 04, 2010, 11:14:55 am: WHERE. IS. BATTUTA???

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CLITORIS!!!

:wakka:

(If you don't get this, you need to get on IRC more often...)
Title: Re: *insert wood joke here*
Post by: General Battuta on March 04, 2010, 11:52:55 am: I don't get it.

Quote from: Liberator on March 04, 2010, 05:02:37 am
Quote from: SpardaSon21 on March 03, 2010, 07:39:09 pm
They weren't arrested for lewd conduct in public? Surprising.
Quite likely the investigating officers deemed that being tied up in a tree naked was punishment enough.

I dunno, sounds like fun.
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Post by: Thaeris on March 04, 2010, 11:55:41 am: :lol:
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Post by: iamzack on March 04, 2010, 11:59:26 am: TMI, tootsie
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Post by: NGTM-1R on March 04, 2010, 12:36:45 pm: Quote from: Thaeris on March 04, 2010, 11:14:55 am
(If you don't get this, you need to get on IRC more often...)

I'm pretty sure you've described a reason not to get on IRC.
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Post by: General Battuta on March 04, 2010, 01:01:08 pm: To be honest I'm not sure what he was going on about.

Spoon was upset at the suggestion that his penis was, in fact, a developed clitoris. I gave a biology lesson.

Why this would be a point of hilarity I don't know.
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Post by: Nuclear1 on March 04, 2010, 01:26:14 pm: Quote from: Thaeris on March 04, 2010, 11:14:55 am
CLITORIS!!!
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I don't get it.

AND YOU NEVER WILL. :p
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Post by: Colonol Dekker on March 04, 2010, 05:37:43 pm: If a naked woman is tied naked in the woods but no-one is about.

Does it really matter? :nervous:
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Post by: Titan on March 04, 2010, 05:53:43 pm: Quote from: Colonol Dekker on March 04, 2010, 05:37:43 pm
If a naked woman is tied naked in the woods but no-one is about.

Does it really matter? :nervous:

Was there a trailcam nearby?
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Post by: iamzack on March 04, 2010, 06:03:01 pm: THINK OF THE CHILDREN
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Post by: Nuclear1 on March 04, 2010, 06:15:02 pm: FOREST BDSM WILL NOT BE TOLERATED
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Post by: watsisname on March 04, 2010, 08:19:53 pm: Quote from: Colonol Dekker on March 04, 2010, 05:37:43 pm
If a naked woman is tied naked in the woods but no-one is about.

Does it really matter? :nervous:

If she's tied in the woods and nobody's around, she'd die. =(
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Post by: MP-Ryan on March 05, 2010, 12:54:07 am: Quote from: General Battuta on March 04, 2010, 01:01:08 pm
To be honest I'm not sure what he was going on about.

Spoon was upset at the suggestion that his penis was, in fact, a developed clitoris. I gave a biology lesson.

Why this would be a point of hilarity I don't know.

To be fair, have you ever seen the clitoris of a woman who decided to take massive doses of steroids for cosmetic reasons? THAT is a point of hilarity.

Though I suppose if he had he wouldn't have needed your biology lesson.
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Post by: Mongoose on March 05, 2010, 01:50:57 am: Quote from: MP-Ryan on March 05, 2010, 12:54:07 am
To be fair, have you ever seen the clitoris of a woman who decided to take massive doses of steroids for cosmetic reasons? THAT is a point of hilarity.
And you've seen such a thing...where? :p
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Post by: Dilmah G on March 05, 2010, 02:57:02 am: I'll take a stab in the dark and suggest Canada. :D
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Post by: NGTM-1R on March 05, 2010, 05:09:11 am: Quote from: iamzack on March 04, 2010, 06:03:01 pm
THINK OF THE CHILDREN

I thought children were the point, according to republicans?