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Title: Frosty's hot sister gets herself into trouble
Post by: karajorma on March 05, 2010, 10:17:15 pm
http://content.usatoday.com/communities/ondeadline/post/2010/03/nj-snow-nude-covered-up-after-visit-from-police/1?csp=34
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8551528.stm

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Police in the US state of New Jersey have ordered a family to cover up their snow sculpture of the famous nude Venus de Milo after a neighbour complained.

Eliza Gonzalez sculpted the snow-woman with her son and daughter on her front lawn in Rahway following a snowstorm.

Many people praised their creation, but a police officer told them a neighbour had found it too risque, she said.

When given the option of covering the sculpture up or knocking it down, she dressed it in a bikini top and sarong.

"We didn't want to have any problem with the police so we covered it up," Ms Gonzalez told the AFP news agency.

But she now thinks the snowy Venus looks "more objectified and sexualised" than it did before the authorities intervened.

If I'd been the police I would have told the neighbour to go get themselves laid (though maybe not in those exact words) as if they find the Venus de Milo risqué they really need to get some (either that or stop watching amputee porn!)
Title: Re: Frosty's hot sister gets herself into trouble
Post by: IceFire on March 05, 2010, 10:23:48 pm
You know it's always nice to remember that other people have so many more problems than I do... I mean when you just can't take it anymore and complain to the police about a "naked" snowman (snowoman? :))... you have issues.
Title: Re: Frosty's hot sister gets herself into trouble
Post by: castor on March 06, 2010, 04:26:18 am
Seems that taxation in US is too low.
Title: Re: Frosty's hot sister gets herself into trouble
Post by: jdjtcagle on March 06, 2010, 07:10:05 am
I've seen worse on T-shirts...  :p
Title: Re: Frosty's hot sister gets herself into trouble
Post by: Colonol Dekker on March 06, 2010, 09:28:08 am
I saw worse last night on the bus home.
 
Title: Re: Frosty's hot sister gets herself into trouble
Post by: Nuclear1 on March 06, 2010, 02:33:09 pm
I've seen worse in the mirror :(
Title: Re: Frosty's hot sister gets herself into trouble
Post by: jdjtcagle on March 06, 2010, 07:04:19 pm
lol
Title: Re: Frosty's hot sister gets herself into trouble
Post by: NGTM-1R on March 06, 2010, 07:48:05 pm
Searching for "snow woman" on google comes up surprisingly screen.
Title: Re: Frosty's hot sister gets herself into trouble
Post by: Liberator on March 08, 2010, 04:21:36 pm
Ok, it's a snow sculpture copy of the Venus De Milo, it's lewd how?  I mean aside from the suggestion of breasts it's not particularly suggestive, I've seen more risque stuff in Reader's Digest.  I just goes to show that no matter the subject matter, there's going to be SOMEONE who just wants to piss in the cornflakes.
Title: Re: Frosty's hot sister gets herself into trouble
Post by: Colonol Dekker on March 08, 2010, 04:25:40 pm
piss in the cornflakes.

:D
 
Whoop!
 
Someone made a Dekkerism!
Title: Re: Frosty's hot sister gets herself into trouble
Post by: Nuclear1 on March 08, 2010, 04:41:22 pm
SOMEONE who just wants to piss in the cornflakes.

:lol:

You've officially redeemed yourself from all previous sins. :D
Title: Re: Frosty's hot sister gets herself into trouble
Post by: Ford Prefect on March 08, 2010, 05:10:56 pm
Well, at least it wasn't the attorney general (http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2002/01/29/statues.htm) who complained this time.
Title: Re: Frosty's hot sister gets herself into trouble
Post by: Herra Tohtori on March 08, 2010, 05:59:14 pm
All of this has happened before (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniele_da_Volterra#The_loincloths_in_Michelangelo.27s_Last_Judgment), and will happen again. :p
Title: Re: Frosty's hot sister gets herself into trouble
Post by: iamzack on March 08, 2010, 06:02:12 pm
SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN

SEEING BOOBS WILL TURN OUR CHILDREN INTO PEDO-RAPIST-DRUG ADDICT-HOMO-LIBERALS

BAN BOOBS

give them guns instead
Title: Re: Frosty's hot sister gets herself into trouble
Post by: Galemp on March 08, 2010, 09:55:28 pm
The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
Title: Re: Frosty's hot sister gets herself into trouble
Post by: Gortef on March 09, 2010, 03:05:48 am
Oh wow, where's my facepalm pic when I need it.
Title: Re: Frosty's hot sister gets herself into trouble
Post by: Bob-san on March 09, 2010, 10:06:44 am
The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
But which is filthier? The murderer or the corpse?
Title: Re: Frosty's hot sister gets herself into trouble
Post by: Locutus of Borg on March 09, 2010, 09:54:50 pm
The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
Title: Re: Frosty's hot sister gets herself into trouble
Post by: Aardwolf on March 09, 2010, 10:49:21 pm
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

2 + 2 = 5
Title: Re: Frosty's hot sister gets herself into trouble
Post by: iamzack on March 09, 2010, 11:05:47 pm
don't have sex!
Title: Re: Frosty's hot sister gets herself into trouble
Post by: Colonol Dekker on March 10, 2010, 02:16:52 am
Have pasta?
Title: Re: Frosty's hot sister gets herself into trouble
Post by: Liberator on March 10, 2010, 04:35:03 am
Pasta's good, dunno about the other stuff, but a good plate of pasta with a nice cheesy sause and some beef is nice.
Title: Re: Frosty's hot sister gets herself into trouble
Post by: Colonol Dekker on March 10, 2010, 05:43:14 am
Spaghetti bolognaise, it's the nuts!