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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Corsair on April 13, 2002, 09:51:59 pm
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Well, I've noticed a lot of HLP bible quotes around the forum lately and I wondered if anyone would mind contributing a few more so that we can have our own small HLP bible, kinda like the FS reference bible but not nearly as large. Here's what I have so far.
Go forth and play Freespace. Marvel at the storyline and wondrous cutscenes. Love Volition, for it is good. (Steak 2:18)
Play Silent Threat and be saddened, for mission design is terrible and there is an anticlimax. Hate the Seraphim for it is your enemy. (Headz 1:9)
Let Freespace 2 be your way and your life. Live only for Freespace 2. Rejoice in the beams and hi-res, and take comfort in the nebulae. (Bosch 12:87)
Through FRED only missions are made, and missions are made only through FRED. Fear not SEXPs, and you shall survive and be happy. Thou shalt not FRED without beams free. Remember the objectives and use them well. (Sandeep 5:20)
When thou hast tired of the poor graphics of Freespace, forget not the Port. It is the beginning and the end, finished yet unfinished. Once the Port is yours, none on Earth can take it from you. (Alikchi 3:7)
Thou shalt make HLP a good and kickarse community. (Forums 5:11)
Thou shalt use ;7 as often as thou can. (Shrike 1:42)
Thou shalt make thy enemies parish. (Virtu 11:18)
So contribute! :D
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Yes! I'm a book!
"Honor thy admin and thy moderator." Steak 4:1
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And Steak lead his people into the land of the Hard Light after two years of chaotic sorrow and slavery in the vwbb. (Darkage 3:19)
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:D
"Wear thine avatars as a lamp unto thine path; be a light to shine among the dark forums of the world" Steak 1:10
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You know what we need? A book conversion...ie Genesis->Steak, Exodus->Thunder... :D
Additionally...
1: Thou shalt have no other forums before HLP
2: Thou shalt not abuse the name of thy admins (ie Setekh-> Steak ;))
3: Umm...
4: Honor thy leader and thy texturer
5: Thou shalt not flame
6: Thou shalt not use multiple logins
7: Thou shalt not take thy neighbor's account name
8: Hrm...
9: Thou shalt covet thy neighbor's avatars
10: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's postcount, member title, or anything else of thy neighbor's
:D EDIT: Checked all the thous and thys :nod:
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"Thou who likes Interplay will be tortured a slow, slow demise."
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Thou shalt use URLs, for great justice. (Steak 4:2)
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*BANGS HEAD ON DESK*
and i'm in a library too.
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"Any who create the mystic art or worship code shall be stoned until dead."
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Originally posted by an0n
"Any who create the mystic art or worship code shall be stoned until dead."
Thass' good s***, man!
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That'd explain why Setekh's renders always have lots of pretty colours :D.
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Thou shalt hate the SVG mod, for it is unbalanced and innacurate. (Sjet 3:1)
Thou shalt love both Homeworld and Freespace, and help in any merging of the two. (Thorn 7:15)
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"Thou shalt not make ridiculous amount of spam. Thou shalt use common sense, enough is enough"
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"Thou shall not use FS3 in vain."
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Originally posted by wEvil
*BANGS HEAD ON DESK*
and i'm in a library too.
Don't you have work to do............ ;7
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my XSI experience CD hasnt arrived yet so i cant put any hair on my pony.
so nope..no work to do :p
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Originally posted by Gortef
"Thou shalt not make ridiculous amount of spam. Thou shalt use common sense, enough is enough"
Does this go under the book of Gortef or the book of Styxx? :D
Thou shall not use FS3 in vain.
This goes in the book of the VBB ;)
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"Thou shalt maketh it out of one sub-object, or else"
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What books are these from? I'm just making them up...giving them to the person who says them....except I think Styxx gets the one about spam ;)
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Ah, but thou startedus this thread. Reapeth what thy sow. :p :D
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"Ye won't admit to knowin' where the secret door to the Room'O'Women, Drugs, Booze And Space-Crack be lest ye be made to walk the plank" ---- (an0n, 3:12) aka The Book Of Loose Morales And Questionable Ethics
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"And he DID know Corsair's mother for creating this vile Thread, and smote him mightily" :D
"I am the darkness that enshrouds the light, and beyond me there is none. Kings and capital ships fall before my might, and, as the stone, men may weep and men may curse, but all of man's efforts may not move my blight, the width of one green blade of grass. For I am the poly limit, and all shall kneel before me, until the day the Horseman ride."
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
"And he DID know Corsair's mother for creating this vile Thread, and smote him mightily" :D
"I am the darkness that enshrouds the light, and beyond me there is none. Kings and capital ships fall before my might, and, as the stone, men may weep and men may curse, but all of man's efforts may not move my blight, the width of one green blade of grass. For I am the poly limit, and all shall kneel before me, until the day the Horseman ride."
:lol::lol:
From the Book of Stryke 9:9 :D
also...
Though shalt not speak of politics of any kind, for politics lead only to the flames of others and fires of Hell. (Stryke 9:17)
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"And their toils were endless, and their battles futile. For the armies of the Flamer, though struck down, were born anew, and in greater number than before. And then they let up a great cry, for the VBB was lost to all mankind, and they fled."
-Stryke 9 12:55 PM
Some DID run to the mountains, where they met the trolls and wild men of Spam; these were lost. Some DID run to the sea in their fear, and left the lands of FreeSpace forever. But a few men, they went to the Plain of Hard Light, and they DID build a mighty fortress there, and upon it mouinted a mighty catapult, and when the Flamers came, one by one, they WERE put in the catapult, and LAUNCHED out of the Fortress. And the Men of Hard Light would rejoice, and drink of their Bosch Beer."
-Stryke 9 12:58 PM
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Originally posted by wEvil
i cant put any hair on my pony.
Er.................
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I put hair on my pony whenever I like. Use Superglue, it helps hold it down.
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"Though I walk through the valley of the Trolls of death I shall fear no flaming, for thou art with me. Thy HOJ and thy ban control, they comfort me."
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The Corsair came, and all were frightened. He came with his army of matzah, but they fought back with Wierd Al. Finally they made peace, and they sang the Hanukkah Song together. (Corsair 1:14)
He talked of politics and of the Middle East. He supported Sandwich through his trials. But Stryke 9 spoke unto him and said "Speak thou not of politics for they are bad." And Stryke 9 showed him the pictures and proved him wrong and Corsair was 0wnT. He admitted he was wrong, and he was forgiven. (Corsair 2:1)
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
I put hair on my pony whenever I like. Use Superglue, it helps hold it down.
Superglue? Ah.... i was using a mixture of crushed custard creams and fizzy pop.
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"Thou shalt not go neareth the air-vents"
"Thou shalt not try it on with Carl or his kind for their anatomy if unknown"
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"And Satan came unto the Earth, and invented Disco."
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"Jeeeesus Christ, Suuuperstar, DO you think thou are who you say you are?"
-The New Singin', Dancin' Testament 5:11
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"And I walked through the valley of the shadow of death, singing doo-ah diddy-diddy dum diddy-doo."
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This is becomming silly, come up with decent ones before this becomes spam...
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Originally posted by an0n
"Thou shalt maketh it out of one sub-object, or else"
Uh, what about high poly ships where you need to split them.
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Hear O HLP, FreeSpace is our Game, FreeSpace is number one! (Corsair 1:1)
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"And he decended unto their place of mockery and chaotic humour and he spoke. It did instill fear in the forumites for his voice was like thunder."
SHa'b0ng.
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"We shalt not fear the Elves, for the Lord is with us, and his name is Kazan. He shalt smite the Elves of TrueSpace-Modelview who would ruin our mods, and come bearing devices to slaughter the Elves in greater numbers. Yea, we raise a tribute to our Program *****, and tell him to please get to work on that psychic interface."
-Stryke 9 1:32PM
:D
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
-Stryke 9 1:32PM
You realize that it's not really supposed to be the time right? :p
If thou art a renderer, thou shalt covet SPIRIT, for it is the best. Thou shalt want it more than anything else, and thou shalt badger the Steak for it at every opportunity. (Corsair 1:9)
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
"We shalt not fear the Elves, for the Lord is with us, and his name is Kazan. He shalt smite the Elves of TrueSpace-Modelview who would ruin our mods, and come bearing devices to slaughter the Elves in greater numbers. Yea, we raise a tribute to our Program *****, and tell him to please get to work on that psychic interface."
-Stryke 9 1:32PM
:D
:wtf: :wtf:
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"And he struck down upon Stryke 9 with great venagence and furiour anger. And he did speak: Program ***** am I? And Stryke did answer 'yes' and ne'er again was he seen." (Kazan 6:66)
Haha Program ***** :lol:
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Originally posted by an0n
"And he struck down upon Stryke 9 with great venagence and furiour anger. And he did speak: Program ***** am I? And Stryke did answer 'yes' and ne'er again was he seen." (Kazan 6:66)
Haha Program ***** :lol:
:wtf: :no:
I don't think I'm gonna put that in...
EDIT: well, I read it again and...maybe. I'll think about it. :D
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"And he struck down upon Stryke 9 with great venagence and furiour anger. And he did speak: Program ***** am I? And Stryke did answer 'yes' and ne'er again was he seen." (Kazan 6:66)
:D :wtf: :D
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Yeah, I know it's not the time.
Except in the Book of Stryke.:p
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Welcome to HLP. Knife fights are strictly prohibited in favor of more interesting 35mm mortar duels and machete jello wrestling. Thou art assigned to be the personal slave of the admin who appears in the blank space below:
Thunder.
Thou shalt serve thy master unto, and beyond, thy untimely death, as do all others here. The giant rats in the barracks are not for eating. That will be all, we hope thou shalt enjoy thy stay. (Stryke 9 12:12PM)
:D:D :lol::lol:
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Originally posted by wEvil
my XSI experience CD hasnt arrived yet so i cant put any hair on my pony.
That's a good quote on its own. :D
"The FOOD LAWS™ prevent the eating of non-HLP-endorsed foods, examples of which include TANG[/color] (which must always be coloured and bolded correctly), Steak, Sandwiches, Sushi, Peanuts (Stunaep)..."
Steak 26:3
(http://www.3dap.com/hlp/staff/setekh/tang_alleged.jpg)
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:lol::lol:
I've got three pages in Word right now...keep 'em coming guys. :D
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Right, read the sig.
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"Thou shalt not post sex-doll pics to fuel a flame war, lest ye be cast from the Hard Light and banished to the troll infested abyss of the VBB" ----- (an0n 2:12) :D
Shrike - And you won't bring that up either, right?
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Originally posted by Corsair
:lol::lol:
I've got three pages in Word right now...keep 'em coming guys. :D
Make sure you put the pics in, too... collect pics... this is going to be an illustrated version. :D
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"In the beginning, Todd created the Volition sites and the VBB. Now the VBB was forumless and empty, defaults were spread over the controls of the board, and the Account of Todd was hovering over the Admin CP.
And Todd said, 'Let there be forums,' and there were forums. Todd saw that the forums were good, and separated the forums from the others. Todd called the forums 'Freespace 2' and 'FRED', and the others he called 'Volition' and 'Tech Support'. And there was Support, and there was Freespace 2-the first forum."
-Volition 1:1-1:6
Yes, I'm bored :p
EDIT: Oops, that's from the book of Volition, not Steak...what was I thinking? First Volition, then SquadWar... ;)
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VBB Chronicles = Old testament
HLP = New Testament
And I can be Jesus :D.
*goes to turn water into 65% proof vodka*
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Originally posted by an0n
VBB Chronicles = Old testament
HLP = New Testament
And I can be Jesus :D.
*goes to turn water into 65% proof vodka*
:doubt::rolleyes:
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Originally posted by an0n
And I can be Jesus :D.
Very funny, but no. :p
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In that case i'd like to apply for the position of Satan/Evil in the NT. I have much previous experience with evil and can arrange for references if need be.
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Well, let's see...we all know who Todd is, Thunder's Moses, and I'm sure you can all guess who Steak will be, what with his wine into tang...;)
I'm afraid that another, much greater, evil has taken over that position, however...
EDIT: You know, there are a LOT of parallels between the FS community's history and the Bible... :nervous:
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Steak is Steak, an0n is an0n. You can make up your own positions... no role-fillings. (There just aren't enough.) ;)
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Originally posted by Setekh
Steak is Steak, an0n is an0n. You can make up your own positions... no role-fillings. (There just aren't enough.) ;)
It's easier to describe the person's roll with a comparison...some parts if written should be modified. Fortunately, we can have an official disclaimer ;)
DISCLAIMER: All contents of the HLP Bible should NOT[/i][/u] be regarded as being true.
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Yeah, wanna be evil, be evil all the time, don't go: "Ooh! Ooh! Mommy! Can I be the root of all darkness?"
And I make a much, MUCH better Mephistopheles than you, punk. So back off.:D
"White and black fade in my presence,
And with a wave of my pixelated hand,
The Internet shall cease to be.
I am the one, the eternal, the nothing,
I am the mote in the eye of God,
The thing no benevolent hand hath spawned.
I am darkness, I am the blue light,
And I shalt lead you, fall or fight, to me.
I am the intractable, inviolable,
And though thou fearest me, thou embrace me.
And my name is known to you yet.
If you wish to hear my tale, human,
Come walk with me a while.
I'll kindly guide you to the e-dragon's mouth-
Talk about service with a smile."
-Stryke 9 1:1
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Originally posted by Setekh
Steak is Steak, an0n is an0n. You can make up your own positions... no role-fillings. (There just aren't enough.) ;)
Yeah, and besides, Cartman already took the "Jesus" position... :D
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Originally posted by an0n
In that case i'd like to apply for the position of Satan/Evil in the NT. I have much previous experience with evil and can arrange for references if need be.
Arent you the source of evil in your local area already?
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Originally posted by Setekh
Steak is Steak, an0n is an0n. You can make up your own positions... no role-fillings. (There just aren't enough.) ;)
Just because I got God :D
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Originally posted by Zeronet
Arent you the source of evil in your local area already?
I'm only 3 souls away from getting my horns. Which reminds me, want a nice, shiny Pontiac?
(http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/cars/pontiac.gif)
All you gotta do is sign on the dotted line.
(http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/angry/devil.gif)(http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/misc/icon_deal.gif)(http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/angry/king2.gif)
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Originally posted by an0n
I'm only 3 souls away from getting my horns. Which reminds me, want a nice, shiny Pontiac?
(http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/cars/pontiac.gif)
All you gotta do is sign on the dotted line.
(http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/angry/devil.gif)(http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/misc/icon_deal.gif)(http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/angry/king2.gif)
Im quite religious, so you can guess the answer( The answer is no if your not up to it).
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Originally posted by Corsair
Does this go under the book of Gortef or the book of Styxx? :D
book of Gortef I suppose... lemme check... yea "Book of Gortef" - 65:4
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Originally posted by Zeronet
Im quite religious, so you can guess the answer( The answer is no if your not up to it).
What if I threw in some fame and the secrets of ressurection?
(http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/misc/music341.gif)(http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/armed/crucified.gif)
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How much fame? :D ;)
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Originally posted by Styxx
How much fame? :D ;)
Somewhere between Aerosmith and God.
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"And thou shalt not waste thine efforts on starting a campaign thou wilt not finish." Sandwich 1:1
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Originally posted by an0n
Somewhere between Aerosmith and God.
Hm, is it closer to Aerosmith or to God? :D
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Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned by bringing the HLP Bible upon you.
Emperor 4:15
O Lord, bless this thy Harbinger, so that with it we may blow thine enemies into tiny bits, en thy masse.
And the Lord did grin, and the community did feast upon the steak, and sandwiches, and tang, and peanuts, and sushi, and trolls, and fishies, and headz...
Emperor 8:9-12
There shall be no more than forty shield icons. The tables forbid more, and should you reject the table's warning, your efforts shall be ignored. Only through Dave B can this be changed.
Emperor 3:5
For Setekh and Thunder so loved the Freespace community, they brought forth their only begotten website, to flourish and prosper for ever and ever.
Steak 3:14
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Originally posted by Styxx
Hm, is it closer to Aerosmith or to God? :D
Well, you get God's notoriety but with Aerosmith groupies.
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"And the Earth was destroyed again, and yet again, and thousands of Shivans were explained away. For Newbie had called down his Plague of Second-Rate Campaigns, and would blight the community until he was stopped"-Stryke 9 4:48
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"And there was much smiting." Stryke 9 1:5, 1:18, 2:56, 3:24-6:1, 8:27
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Originally posted by Gortef
book of Gortef I suppose... lemme check... yea "Book of Gortef" - 65:4
I dunno...I have it down under Styxx
Content, CONTENT, CONTENT!
:D I'll change it if you want me to.
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
"And there was much smiting." Stryke 9 1:5, 1:18, 2:56, 3:24-6:1, 8:27
:lol::ha:
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Originally posted by an0n
Well, you get God's notoriety but with Aerosmith groupies.
W00t! Where do I sign up again? :D
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Originally posted by Corsair
Does this go under the book of Gortef or the book of Styxx? :D
Hey, I hadn't noticed that! I have a book? And didn't even have to write it? Cool!... er, wait, lemme think again... :p
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Originally posted by GalacticEmperor
For Setekh and Thunder so loved the Freespace community, they brought forth their only begotten website, to flourish and prosper for ever and ever.
Steak 3:14
Mmmm... "And Steak looked upon HLP, and saw that it was good." Steak 9:3
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Originally posted by Setekh
Mmmm... "And Steak looked upon HLP, and saw that it was good." Steak 9:3
I'm pretty sure I had heard that one already... :D
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Originally posted by Styxx
I'm pretty sure I had heard that one already... :D
Well, I said it again. :D
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Originally posted by Setekh
Well, I said it again. :D
Yeah, I noticed. You really like that line, don't you? :D
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And some more! This time about from the book of Destroyers
Love thy Hecate. ;)
Thou shalt not pain thy warships blue and gold. :rolleyes:
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor Hatshepsut's extra 25% hit points.
Call upon Alpha One in the day of trouble, and he shall deliver you from the hands of thy enemies the three-legged, bug-eyed Shivans.
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Originally posted by Setekh
Well, I said it again. :D
Double posting...you should lead by example.
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Originally posted by nuclear1
from the hands of thy enemies the three-legged, bug-eyed Shivans.
Three-legged? Which of the five limbs are you considering legs? :p
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Originally posted by Styxx
Three-legged? Which of the five limbs are you considering legs? :p
I'll second that.
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I always thought Shivans had 4 arms and one leg.
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Originally posted by an0n
I always thought Shivans had 4 arms and one leg.
:wtf: There is no difference in any of their five limbs.
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Originally posted by Zeronet
:wtf: There is no difference in any of their five limbs.
The furthest back one is kinda.....I dunno.....thicker and stumpier.
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He could just change it to Vasudans, no one likes them much.
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Originally posted by Setekh
Mmmm... "And Steak looked upon HLP, and saw that it was good." Steak 9:3
No, this is the first time he said it. The other time was Todd and the VBB.
And I'm changing it to 3:17 since...
For Steak and Thunder so loved the FreeSpace community, they brought forth their only begotten website, to flourish and prosper for ever and ever. (Steak 3:14)
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I've got some:
The Ten Freespace Commandments
"Thou shalt not have any other games before Freespace.:)"
-Adwight 1:1
"Thou shalt not make any graven images against this board, either in or outside this board."
-Adwight 1:2
"Thou shalt not take the name of thy board in vain, for the moderators will not hold them guiltless at the day of judgement."
-Adwight 1:3
"Thou shalt keep the Freespace Frenzy day holy, and only worship Freespace on this day."
Adwight 1:4
"Honor the forums and their moderators, and thy days may be long on the HLP"
-Adwight 1:5
"Thou shalt not flame."
-Adwight 1:6
"Thou shalt not commit thyself to other boards."
-Adwight 1:7
"Thou shalt not steal other's ideas."
-Adwight 1:8
"Thou shalt not bear false witness against a member of this board. As doing so may cause banishment from land known as HLP."
-Adwight 1:9
"Thou shalt covet thy neighbors mods and tables. Thout shalt also covet thy neighbors campaigns, as well as his avatars."
-Adwight 1:10
EDIT: Finish the ten :p
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"All smileys shall bow before :snipe: " (Night Hammer 1:34)
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Thou shalt record upon scrolls the wisdom of the ages, that all those who seek knowledge may learn from them. Grant that knowledge freely and those who so learn from it may add their own knowledge to the scrolls when such knowledge comes upon them. :)
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"And Steak looked upon the world and saw that it had fallen into sin. ;7s & :drevil:s roamed the Earth, and there was much evil. So Steak brought a great Steak Storm, greater than any Storm before, and covered all of HLP in a flood. He led his chosen people into the Ark, and told them to bring two of each SEXP." -Steak 5:12
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Originally posted by Setekh
"And Steak looked upon the world and saw that it had fallen into sin. ;7s & :drevil:s roamed the Earth, and there was much evil. So Steak brought a great Steak Storm, greater than any Storm before And there was Thunder there in the storm, bringing havoc to the blasphemas below, and covered all of HLP in a flood. He led his chosen people into the Ark, and told them to bring two of each SEXP." -Steak 5:12
Extract from the slightly more detailed Book of Thunder ;)
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Heheh! Sorry! Much better. :D
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steak used the ;7 smiley?
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It's a quote...
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you still used it.
and it was in the book of steak, too.
shame on you.
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If you think that qualifies, you've gotta read up more, ice. I've done that dozens of times. :p
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Yeah, and I'm writing down every single one of them. Part of my HLP Statistics project, you know? =D
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"And Narol led his people from the great evils of vBB and the SPAM across the great river of Internet and into the land of the Hard Light, upon which he founded the mighty 158th." -Narol 1:15
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"And so it happened, that Dark_4ce went forth into the world, after many hours of intoxication, and said 'LET THERE BE TOONS!' "
Book of Toons 1:2
"Thou shalt not post in vain new topics, or yee shall be stricken by thy admin's might, and turned into a troll!"
Dark_4ce 4:15
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Originally posted by Styxx
Yeah, and I'm writing down every single one of them. Part of my HLP Statistics project, you know? =D
Me too...if I ever get my webpage set up, I'll post the entire thing there. :D
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"And the mighty admins lay dormant, their fingers away from the great power of mice, and a new era dawned on vBB. The dreaded spam again returned and the dreaded spam again reigned. T'was the era of great darkness and great evil." -Narol 1:12
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"Thou shall tapeth thy Refresh button whenever possible."
Dark_4ce 2:24