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Title: Hey everyone - old veteran rejoining :D
Post by: Assassin on April 14, 2002, 07:44:59 am
Hello everybody. Some of you may remember me as Assassin/AssAssIn/whatever. I've had my eye on these forums and thought I'd come along. If I read this site nearly every day I might as well join in and post, too :)

So, big hello to everyone I used to know all those years ago.
Title: Hey everyone - old veteran rejoining :D
Post by: wEvil on April 14, 2002, 07:49:33 am
I dont think you know me but welcome to HLP

;)

I'll let someone less sane give you the customary greets.
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Post by: Ryx on April 14, 2002, 07:55:24 am
Here we go. :D

(http://members.cox.net/wmcoolmon/images/welcome.gif)

Exits are to the rear and left. In case of emergency, shotguns are located under the seats.

:ha:
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Post by: Ypoknons on April 14, 2002, 08:16:00 am
Somehow, I can remember you... :) So much has gone on around here lately tho...
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Post by: Redfang on April 14, 2002, 08:16:18 am
[glow=green]
:D:wink::)WELCOME TO THE HLPBB!:nod::p;)
[/i][/u][/color][/glow]
 
I don't actually know you, but I think you posted to VBB in its last days. ;)
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Post by: Assassin on April 14, 2002, 08:26:13 am
Heh yes Redfang, I had no account still working so I got Fraz to say buhbye for me. And Ypoknons somehow I remember your nick as well, you used to be a modeller yeah? :)
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Post by: Corsair on April 14, 2002, 08:50:48 am
Welcome to my underground la-
I mean...WELCOME TO HLP!  :thepimp:

EDIT: Ermmmm heheh. I can't spell :D
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Post by: an0n on April 14, 2002, 09:03:30 am
If you're going to put something in huge red letters at least spell it right.
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Post by: Stunaep on April 14, 2002, 09:09:42 am
There are way many big red glowing letters here, so I'll just say welcome the sane way: Welcome to Hard Light Productions Bulleting Board.
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Post by: wEvil on April 14, 2002, 09:10:55 am
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Originally posted by Stunaep
There are way many big red glowing letters here, so I'll just say welcome the sane way: Welcome to Hard Light Productions Bulleting Board.


And thats' when you know he's going to suddenly start screaming, dribbling and waving sharp slices of fruit around.
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Post by: Corsair on April 14, 2002, 09:14:40 am
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Originally posted by Stunaep
There are way many big red glowing letters here, so I'll just say welcome the sane way: Welcome to Hard Light Productions Bulleting Board.

There's somebody on the BB who's sane? I thought the admins screened those people out when you register. :D
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Post by: Gortef on April 14, 2002, 10:03:11 am
you were on VBB when I still was browsing it (quite a while ago), I remember you :nod:

:thepimp: Welcome to the HLP!!! :thepimp:

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Post by: aldo_14 on April 14, 2002, 10:30:25 am
hi
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Post by: CP5670 on April 14, 2002, 10:31:06 am
I remember you from the VBB's early days; welcome. :)
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Post by: an0n on April 14, 2002, 10:32:33 am
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Originally posted by Corsair
There's somebody on the BB who's sane? I thought the admins screened those people out when you register. :D

The HOJ is suppoed to scan everyones brains and relay the results to the Anti-Lurk 5000's.
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Post by: Stryke 9 on April 14, 2002, 11:12:58 am
Welcome to HLP. Knife fights are strictly prohibited in favor of more interesting 35mm mortar duels and machete jello wrestling. You are assigned to be the personal slave of the admin who appears in the blank space below:

Thunder.

You will serve your master unto, and beyond, your untimely death, as do all others here. The giant rats in the barracks are not for eating. That will be all, we hope you will enjoy your stay.:D
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Post by: Assassin on April 14, 2002, 11:24:23 am
Thanks for the welcomes. :cool:

But... the giant rats aren't for me to eat?
Bugger. :(
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Post by: aldo_14 on April 14, 2002, 11:50:04 am
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Originally posted by Assassin
Thanks for the welcomes. :cool:

But... the giant rats aren't for me to eat?
Bugger. :(


We generally tend to race them.......  


Oh my god!  You ate Furious Furry!
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Post by: Shrike on April 14, 2002, 11:52:59 am
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Originally posted by Assassin
So, big hello to everyone I used to know all those years ago.
Hey man.  Old school, eh?
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Post by: an0n on April 14, 2002, 11:53:47 am
Note: Keep away from the air-vents and the Room'O'Sex, Drugs, Booze and Space-Crack. If you go near either of them you'll most likely not be coming back.
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Post by: Stryke 9 on April 14, 2002, 11:54:25 am
No, they're reserved for the Assistant Senior Management Slave and higher status. You get the droppings and whatever they leave behind on the occasions where they start attacking people in their sleep.
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Post by: Corsair on April 14, 2002, 12:30:41 pm
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
Welcome to HLP. Knife fights are strictly prohibited in favor of more interesting 35mm mortar duels and machete jello wrestling. You are assigned to be the personal slave of the admin who appears in the blank space below:

Thunder.

You will serve your master unto, and beyond, your untimely death, as do all others here. The giant rats in the barracks are not for eating. That will be all, we hope you will enjoy your stay.:D

:lol:OMG!:lol::lol:LMAO!:lol::lol:ROFL!:lol:
god you can be so funny at times...;)
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Post by: Dr.Zer0 on April 14, 2002, 12:34:15 pm
[glow=green][SIZE=10]Welcome to the HLPBB
[/size][/glow]
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Post by: Assassin on April 14, 2002, 01:08:18 pm
I didn't eat Furious Furry! I was standing still, doing absolutely nothing, when he suddenly jumped out of nowhere directly down my throat.  

And hey Shrike, :)
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Post by: Kamikaze on April 14, 2002, 01:31:33 pm
ITS ASSASSIN!

Yo, long time no see :D
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Post by: Redfang on April 14, 2002, 01:33:06 pm
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Originally posted by Assassin
I didn't eat Furious Furry! I was standing still, doing absolutely nothing, when he suddenly jumped out of nowhere directly down my throat.

 
:nervous:
 
:shaking:
 
:snipe:
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Post by: Setekh on April 14, 2002, 06:11:39 pm
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Originally posted by Shrike
Hey man.  Old school, eh?


No kidding. ;)

Oh... no... we're going to need to replace Furry, aren't we... do you KNOW how hard it is to find Giant Barracks Rats at this time of night?! Incidentally, not very, but they do have that very nasty habit of exploding when someone is nearby... hmmm, why did we have them in the barracks again?
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Post by: Grey Wolf on April 14, 2002, 09:00:00 pm
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Originally posted by Redfang
[glow=green]
:D:wink::)WELCOME TO THE HLPBB!:nod::p;)
[/i][/u][/color][/glow]
My eyes!
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Post by: Stryke 9 on April 14, 2002, 09:25:20 pm
...So that they could spread plague and parasites, master?
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Post by: Battlecarrier01 on April 14, 2002, 10:05:24 pm
Howdy, welcome back
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Post by: TheVirtu on April 14, 2002, 10:08:06 pm
Welcome to the wonderful, twisted world of the HLPBB!
:mad2: :mad2:
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Post by: Shrike on April 14, 2002, 11:09:23 pm
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Originally posted by Battlecarrier01
Howdy, welcome back
Quite funny, considering where it's coming from. ;)
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Post by: Battlecarrier01 on April 14, 2002, 11:18:04 pm
:p
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Post by: Styxx on April 15, 2002, 09:12:44 am
Hey, long time no see! Welcome...
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Post by: Assassin on April 15, 2002, 01:00:06 pm
My god, 30 welcome messages. I feel so spe-shul :D

Whats this about the rats exploding near people? Considering one jumped my throat I am quite alarmed here :doh:
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Post by: Sandwich on April 15, 2002, 01:19:00 pm
Hey dude, I think your name may have triggered a molecule or two in my excuse for a brain... :)

Admins, I think he needs to have an avatar: :snipe: It fits so well... :D :lol:
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Post by: Styxx on April 15, 2002, 02:13:57 pm
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Originally posted by Assassin
My god, 30 welcome messages. I feel so spe-shul :D


Oh, but you are special...

*pats Assassin's back, conducting him to the padded room*
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Post by: Corsair on April 15, 2002, 05:53:05 pm
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Originally posted by sandwich
Hey dude, I think your name may have triggered a molecule or two in my excuse for a brain... :)

Admins, I think he needs to have an avatar: :snipe: It fits so well... :D :lol:

Yeah, and give it to Stryke 9 ;)
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Post by: Stryke 9 on April 15, 2002, 06:00:17 pm
[hackles rise]

Grrr...

What the hell ARE hackles, anyway? I know how it's used, but that's something else...

Anyway... If I'm gettin' ANY avatars, boy, it's gonna be the Goat when I finish it!
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Post by: Corsair on April 15, 2002, 06:09:33 pm
You notice how you have the longest book in the HLP bible? :D

"The Adventures of Stryke 9" ;)
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Post by: Unknown Target on April 15, 2002, 06:20:59 pm
Hey AssAssIn! (That's what I remember you by, from the VBB, right?)
Hey, it's really good to see you again, I thought you had left for good when you announced it :(
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Post by: Sandwich on April 16, 2002, 12:30:33 am
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
[hackles rise]

Grrr...

What the hell ARE hackles, anyway?


I love Atomica (http://www.atomica.com/):

Quote

hack·le1
n.
[list=1]
  • Any of the long, slender, often glossy feathers on the neck of a bird, especially a male domestic fowl.
  • hackles. The erectile hairs along the back of the neck of an animal, especially of a dog.


a. A tuft of cock feathers trimming an artificial fishing fly.
b. A hackle fly.
[/list=1]

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Post by: Setekh on April 16, 2002, 07:43:57 am
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Originally posted by sandwich
Hey dude, I think your name may have triggered a molecule or two in my excuse for a brain... :)

Admins, I think he needs to have an avatar: :snipe: It fits so well... :D :lol:


No... don't tempt me... :D
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Post by: Styxx on April 16, 2002, 07:55:49 am
Bah, that would be against the avatar rules that you set up yourself... :p
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Post by: Setekh on April 16, 2002, 08:01:38 am
Heh. ;) Well, anyway, tech support is busy setting up E3 and moving servers here and there, so we're temporarily out of action anyway. :p
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Post by: Styxx on April 16, 2002, 08:06:59 am
Aaah... 'cause if you gave him an Avatar, a revolution would start... :D :p
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Post by: Sandwich on April 16, 2002, 08:39:35 am
AssAssIn should include it in his siggy, then. :D
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Post by: Styxx on April 16, 2002, 08:43:04 am
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Originally posted by sandwich
AssAssIn should include it in his siggy, then. :D


Hehe, that would fit, indeed. :D
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Post by: Setekh on April 16, 2002, 08:51:22 am
Heh, well, you see... the old name he went by, AssAssIn... implies something altogether different. :D
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Post by: Sandwich on April 16, 2002, 09:07:52 am
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Originally posted by Setekh
Heh, well, you see... the old name he went by, AssAssIn... implies something altogether different. :D


Sick-o.
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Post by: Setekh on April 16, 2002, 09:14:55 am
Hey! It's not my fault that he - well, c'mon, he even capitalised the letters! :p
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Post by: Sandwich on April 16, 2002, 09:18:35 am
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Originally posted by Setekh
Hey! It's not my fault that he - well, c'mon, he even capitalised the letters! :p


"Methinks thou doth protest too much..." :p
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Post by: Styxx on April 16, 2002, 09:25:52 am
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Originally posted by Setekh
Hey! It's not my fault that he - well, c'mon, he even capitalised the letters! :p


But it was your little teenager chinese pervert mind that put a meaning into it... ;7
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Post by: Setekh on April 16, 2002, 09:30:24 am
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Originally posted by Styxx
But it was your little teenager chinese pervert mind that put a meaning into it... ;7


But I wasn't even a teenager when I first saw his nick. Only a young, shape-able boy of twelve I was, when I saw those eight fateful letters...

Oh wait, I was 14. Damn. :D
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Post by: Styxx on April 16, 2002, 09:35:00 am
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Originally posted by Setekh
Oh wait, I was 14. Damn. :D


No use trying to dissimulate... :D
You Cannot Escape Us
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Post by: Setekh on April 16, 2002, 09:46:15 am
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Originally posted by Styxx
No use trying to dissimulate... :D
You Cannot Escape Us


Fine, fine, sorry. ;)
And to think, I was the one who made that title up in the first place! I gotta get outta here... * runs *
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Post by: Sandwich on April 16, 2002, 09:50:55 am
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Originally posted by Setekh

And to think, I was the one who made that title up in the first place! I gotta get outta here... * runs *


Yeah, you'd better run right into bed, boyah! It's waaay past your bedtime! ;) :p
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Post by: Styxx on April 16, 2002, 09:52:02 am
See, It's also your fault, in a way... :D
(edit: ops, I meant, Steak's fault :D)
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Post by: Zeronet on April 16, 2002, 12:44:25 pm
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Originally posted by Styxx
See, It's also your fault, in a way... :D
(edit: ops, I meant, Steak's fault :D)


Disturbing the locals again eh?
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Post by: Styxx on April 16, 2002, 01:16:47 pm
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Originally posted by Zeronet
Disturbing the locals again eh?


Bah... :p
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Post by: Assassin on April 17, 2002, 11:53:58 am
AssAssIn was nothing. I was young and did not know such a lame name would have secret meanings. I was confused when people laughed at me. :(
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Post by: Stunaep on April 17, 2002, 02:56:42 pm
hmm... when Shrike sees this, he's gonna either die from laughter (good) or close the thread (evil).