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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: chief1983 on April 09, 2010, 09:37:33 am
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So? How bout it?
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vibrator
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Mr. Burns: "Smithers, there's a rocket in my pocket."
Smithers: "You don't have to tell me, sir."
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I have thin air in my pockets. :p
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lemme check...
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lint.
:(
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It's a ruler
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vibrator
Uh, honey*, that's not for your pocket... :lol:
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*: Said in a paternal way. Yes, I know this note ruined the joke, but better be safe from misunderstandings.
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No, wait, I am just happy to see you!
Update: nvm, it was a ruler. My mistake.
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7,12€ and my magic marble.
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I have a feeling Zack voted her precious then.
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nah, that was me
<relurk>
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keys cards cellphone wallet gum receipts
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Turambar lives out of his pockets.
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My precious, of course...
...My handy Zebra pen & pencil, that is.
And there's my multiple other pockets, with awesome content such as: my knife, glasses, scientific calculator, cellular device, wallet, keys (complete with P38 can opener!), and the RMO I still tote around from my Cadet days...
Cargo pockets FTW. :nervous:
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pocket knife, keys, wallet, phone. possibly ipod. never anything more than that.
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My wallet, my personal keys, my work keys, my iRiver iHP-120 music player, some lint, and a ten-day course of cephalexin monohydrate made entirely of free samples.
I voted "My Precious." Now you have to guess whether I value my music player or my drugs more.
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Ok, yeah, the drugs don't even come close.
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At the moment, lint.
Usually, my cell phone, my (nearly empty) wallet, my dorm keys, and lint.
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Just my phone now. I unload my pockets when I get home.
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I'm still in my PJs, so I'll plead the Fifth. :p
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Cargo pockets FTW. :nervous:
/me give Thaeris the schematics for the BABeam to make his own BABeam for use against newbies. :yes:
Yes. The bigger, the better (but not too big to the point of being ridiculous).
I was thinking of pleading the fifth, but I don't think there's anything in my pockets that can be used to sue me, so I'll just not vote. :p
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No option for tater tots?
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Well, there's that Other option now, so...
/me has voted.
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Well, there's that Other option now, so...
/me has voted.
Screw Other
In the words of a great man...
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3457/3985855601_8e6f13e58e.jpg)
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In the words of a great man...
Who? :confused:
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Gosh... Idiot!
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Trouser pockets: Keys. Wallet. Sanitary spray.
Coat pockets: One ~5cm piece of string. Screwdriver for glasses. 3 ball bearings. Mobile phone.
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Wallet, keys, TI-83 Plus I've never been able to train myself to stop carrying since college.
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Decrepit cell phone (the damn thing doesn't even text!), wallet with $42 in it, house key, an original Nintendo DS with Pokemon Pearl and Legend of Zelda in it, and a bobby pin. Where the hell did that bobby pin come from?
EDIT: Now I remember. That bobby pin was from when I was picking the old locks in the physics room. :P
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I suppose this makes you the inferior nerd version of MacGyver, Scotty.
:p
Not that MacGyver wasn't the most awsome nerd ever, though...
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got a wocket
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Oh I found a few paperclips and a piece of a ring-binder file in my coat pocket too.
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got a wocket
Is there a weedle on the needle, too?
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got a wocket
Is there a weedle on the needle, too?
Yes. This is a problem because I am attempting to drive off the vug under the rug.
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I've got one hand in my pocket, and the other one's playing a piano!
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Kitchen sink :P. My pockets typically contain my cell phone, wallet, keys, pack of gum, MP3 player with earbuds, whatever loose change I have from the day, and my multitool (one of those that is a pair of pliers with attachments in the handles).
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Mine are empty.
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Argh, my hand is stuck!
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Hmm... lessee here. Archos 5 Android + headphones, multicoloured bike multitool, empty wallet, recipt detailing exactly why the wallet is empty. Pretty standard paraphernalia for me.
got a wocket
Is there a weedle on the needle, too?
Yes. This is a problem because I am attempting to drive off the vug under the rug.
You should be working on the Bofa on that sofa. He's the stubborn one.
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I have got cargo pants on at this juncture in time, and I *use* them, so "kitchen sink" would be an accurate answer.
Categorically: Wallet (with cash + cards), keys, phone, eyedrops, and since I had class earlier today, pen and pencil.
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/me investigates his pockets
Let's see here, my cellphone, lighter, carkeys, pen, housekeys, coupon for $1.50 off 8-can-pack of coke from Harris Teeter, crumpled sheets of paper with illegible notes on them... uhhh *digs deeper* ... crumpled sheets of paper with illegible drawings on them... Jesus Christ what is this... oh, a bank statement, how did that get in there?
now my other pocket, err... 4GB flash drive, 1GB flash drive, $5 roll of dimes, wallet, another $5 roll of dimes, two hand fulls of change... oh what's this, OOOH my old bag of --
I plead the fifth!
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Hrm
Left Back Pocket: Bandanna (black)
Right Back Pocket: Wallet
Left Forward: iPod, headphones, bus ticket from days ago
Right Forward: Phone, keys, more recent bus ticket, Mars Bar wrapper, receipt from department store, someone's number
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At this point, I don't know where my pockets are. Booze++.
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£18.76 in pound coins and assorted silver.
and a penny :yes:
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Playing pocket pool, and i just scratched.
(http://www.buypooltable.org/images/pooltable2.jpg)
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Right front: Pen, theatre showtime/position sheet from work, cell phone
Left front: Pocket knife
Right back: Wallet with about $15 of fake money (Not counterfeit, a silly promotion for work)
Left back: Pocketwatch with chain to front beltloop.