PANIC!
Acturally, i'm going to ask, should I PANIC! ?
to be fair to the guy snail, me darthgeek and a few other have something to answer for for goading qazwsx into thisHey man it was for his own good.
qazwsx, when you catch snail send pics so we can enjoy the moment of deathHey, hey! You're encouraging him to kill someone dude!
<qazwsx> my arse
<Snail> qazwsx: your arse?
<Snail> what about it
...
<Snail> qazwsx: what's wrong with your arse
<qazwsx> it's dyin
<qazwsx> g
<Snail> your arse is dying?
<Snail> o_O
<headdie> well put it out of its misery then
<Snail> right between the cheeks
<Snail> your arse won't feel a thing
<Snail> you, however, will
<headdie> :p
<qazwsx> morphine GO
<qazwsx> or alcohol, in extreme doses
<qazwsx> ****, I got a bottle of 80% rum downstairs
<qazwsx> brb
<headdie> that would do the trick
<qazwsx> hell yeah
<qazwsx> stong ****
* Snail is now known as Snail_BRB
* headdie dilles qazwasx's local hospital and tells then to be ready for a drunken dissordily needing a stomach pump in a few hours
* Snail_BRB is now known as Snail
<Snail> !tstrings
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<qazwsx> hoy knnow what? sparte ribs and sweetconr ms as a ****nigf awesmeo lunkgh
<DarthGeek> ...
<LSD> sounds like someone needs a hamnyurger
<qazwsx> bfb
<qazwsx> ceanigf face
<Snail> damn, I've never seen qazwsx drunk before
<Snail> this ought to be entertaining
<The_E> First time for everything, I guess
<Snail> i never thought of qazwsx as the type to get drunk and then go online
<DarthGeek> qazwsx: Post on HLP! You don't want Dekker to have all the drunk posts do you?
<qazwsx> fcick tat ****
<Snail> noooo
<Snail> pleeeeease post on HLP
<qazwsx> i'ff get b^
<DarthGeek> no you won't
<Snail> i promise you wont
<Snail> come on
<Snail> Dekker did it
<Snail> and he got promoted to moderator!
<Snail> it's a surefire way to get promotions man
<DarthGeek> lol
<NotAxem> POST DRUNK GET TITLE
<Snail> NotAxem: Advice dog! :D
<qazwsx> KK
<Snail> ****en awesome :)
<LSD> BW posted drunk and he's a global mod!
<qazwsx> waht thed ****l is advicw dof
<Snail> qazwsx: Uh nevermind, just go post on HLP
<qazwsx> no
<DarthGeek> yes
<headdie> plz
<Snail> please
<Snail> all of us will love you
<Snail> forever
<qazwsx> yyo go podr in glp
<Snail> when you sober up you'll be a legend
<Snail> qazwsx: We're not spontaneous and awesome like you are! Go! Only you can do it!
<headdie> just rant about something, heck rant about us heckeling you into post
<LSD> qazwsx: Go on, you know you want to!
<Snail> You're the best
<Snail> Arouuund
<Snail> nothing gonna ever keep ya down
<Snail> go qazwsx goooooooooo
<qazwsx> stfu Snail
<Snail> :(
* headdie makes a note to self, 'never get pissed while on HLP IRC channel'
* Gargantou slaps Snail around a bit with a large trout
<Snail> qazwsx: please do it man you'll never be forgotten
<LSD> slap qazwsx around for not poasting drunk!
<DarthGeek> hey qazwsx: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
<Snail> seize history by the throat
* Gargantou slaps qazwsx around a bit with a large trout
<LSD> It's a rite of passage
<qazwsx> Snail: i misht be drubk, bit u stil acr kile a prik
<Snail> sorry :(
<LSD> OK, I get the distinct idea qazwsx isn't as drunk as he wants u to think...
<LSD> us*
<Snail> probably just a bit tipsy or not drunk at all
<qazwsx> FUXJ YOI DAEKGEEK
<Snail> or on drugs.
<DarthGeek> hehe
<LSD> ?
<DarthGeek> the rickroll
<Snail> hey man, not funny!
<LSD> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvoSmmkSJ2M <- I like this version
<Snail> qazwsx: pleeeease
<Snail> post on HLP
<Gargantou> you're all a bunch of tikes tbh
<headdie> ok i think thats enough now
<NotAxem> grow up snail :p
<NotAxem> if he doesnt want to post, he doesnt have to post
<Snail> he
<qazwsx> http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php?topic=69028.0 fucjing dun
<Snail> **** yeah
<NotAxem> ohdear
<LSD> qazwsx: you have arrived
<Gargantou> I'm never drunk in front of the computer
<Gargantou> heck I'm never drunk.
<Gargantou> :P
<headdie> how many ppl are viewing the thread lol
<qazwsx> NotAxem: plz del if noe wan
<NotAxem> i dont hold any positions of real power on hlp :(
<NotAxem> im just a fred moderator! worthless!
<qazwsx> sht
<Gargantou> qazwsx spells awfully bad even for a drunk
<NotAxem> there's not even any flamewars there
<NotAxem> wtf am i supposed to do there
<Snail> win win win
<DarthGeek> I should go make a post about how every-time should always be used, maybe that'll start a flamewar
<Snail> DarthGeek: good idea sir
<qazwsx> Gargantou: don;r soell rigyt normalkkt
<Snail> and say that karajorma doesn't know what he's talking about
<Gargantou> can someone translate that to something I can understand?
<Gargantou> what qazwsx just wrote that is.
<Snail> don't spell right normally
<Snail> as to who doesn't spell right normally only God knows
<qazwsx> me
<Snail> oh, ok
<NotAxem> snail, next time you should post drunk :)
<Snail> NotAxem: Hey man I'm never drunk
<NotAxem> hm, then we'll have to fix this
* headdie thumbs up snail doing the next drunk post
<qazwsx> onlky haf 5 shocrts
* Spoon ([email protected]) has joined #hard-light
<DarthGeek> o hai
<Spoon> hai o
<NotAxem> is spoon drunk? :o
<Snail> holy **** dude archives.volitionwatch.com is still up
<DarthGeek> npoe
<DarthGeek> nope*
* Flaming_Sword ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
<Spoon> Am I?
<DarthGeek> Spoon: http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php?topic=69028.msg1363970#msg1363970
<NotAxem> well qazwsx is
<qazwsx> :F
<NotAxem> Snail: but freespace2.com is down
<qazwsx> :D*
<DarthGeek> derp.
<Snail> NotAxem: yeah, sad
<Snail> so is www.volition-inc.com/fs
<NotAxem> the cheat is meaningless now!
<NotAxem> MEANINGLESS!
<Snail> D:
<Snail> :(
<Snail> :'(
* Spoon doesn't get the 'fun' of posting drunk
<NotAxem> blame snail for that
<Snail> 0:)
<qazwsx> my arse
<Snail> qazwsx: your arse?
<Snail> what about it
...
<Snail> qazwsx: what's wrong with your arse
<qazwsx> it's dyin
<qazwsx> g
Androgeos Where did BtRL go to?
Snail somewhere else
Snail oblivion
Androgeos
Snail innermost circle of hell
Snail i dunno
Snail but srsly BtRL is ded
qazwsx In response to Androgeos my arse
ooooooooh i get it now
I'm continually amazed that people fail to use the spell-checker that's right on every post form, though.
I'm continually amazed that people fail to use the spell-checker that's right on every post form, though.
Oh, there's a spell-checker? :confused:
Captain Oblivious
I'm continually amazed that people fail to use the spell-checker that's right on every post form, though.
Oh, there's a spell-checker? :confused: