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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Goober5000 on May 06, 2010, 12:24:10 am

Title: Headz
Post by: Goober5000 on May 06, 2010, 12:24:10 am
Grenada man hauls bucket of human heads to police (http://www.ajc.com/news/nation-world/grenada-man-hauls-bucket-518992.html?imw=Y)

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ST. GEORGE'S, Grenada — A Grenada man with two severed human heads in a bucket walked into a precinct station and presented his haul to horrified police, authorities said Tuesday.

The 32-year-old, whose name wasn't released, was detained when he entered the Grenville station late Monday. He has yet to be charged, said police spokesman Troy Garvey.

Investigators released few details about the grisly slayings in St. Andrew parish, but said the man is a suspect. Garvey did not say if there were other suspects or a motive for the killings.

Police later found two hacked-up, headless bodies in a rural field, including the owner of a local tavern.

Prime Minister Tillman Thomas, who is also national security minister, called the beheadings an "indescribable act" that underscores the need for a "structured approach to anger management."

"This is a tragedy not just for the people of St. Andrew but for all of Grenada," Thomas said Tuesday.

The beheadings have shocked islanders in the Caribbean country of 91,000 who are accustomed to crime reports of robbery and theft.
Title: Re: Headz
Post by: Flipside on May 06, 2010, 12:25:11 am
It was an argument over fish, I'll bet ;)
Title: Re: Headz
Post by: Galemp on May 06, 2010, 01:18:51 am
Reminds me of this: Anonymous Philanthropist Donates 200 Human Kidneys (http://www.theonion.com/video/anonymous-philanthropist-donates-200-human-kidneys,14216/) (video)
Title: Re: Headz
Post by: FUBAR-BDHR on May 06, 2010, 01:49:25 am
It has to be done soner or later so might as well get it over with now:

 :headz:
Title: Re: Headz
Post by: Colonol Dekker on May 06, 2010, 03:18:50 am
Obviously somewhere his plan failed at the *walk into a police station with two buckets of heads* stage.
 
 
Zod emulation must be stopped before it sprreads too far and reaches the pandemic level.
 
Title: Re: Headz
Post by: Androgeos Exeunt on May 06, 2010, 05:54:47 am
Bup bup bup-bup bup bup bup...
Title: Re: Headz
Post by: FreeSpaceFreak on May 06, 2010, 06:25:33 am
Zod emulation must be stopped before it sprreads too far and reaches the pandemic level.
What, before somebody posts that one picture again? :P
Title: Re: Headz
Post by: Colonol Dekker on May 06, 2010, 07:35:00 am
She's in fact the only Zod I wouldn't have executed.
Title: Re: Headz
Post by: Shivan Hunter on May 06, 2010, 07:45:00 am
Zods FTW! (http://s87054502.onlinehome.us/Vasudan1600.jpg)

but yeah... WTF @ the article...
Title: Re: Headz
Post by: Angelus on May 06, 2010, 02:21:24 pm
The poor guy walks into the police station, and said "Hey Mr. Officer, looky looky what i found. Someone is for sure missing them heads, can you return it to the owners?" and get arrested for it? That's so unfair. Seriously.







Actually, on second thought...