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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Scourge of Ages on May 15, 2010, 01:50:29 am
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The opening credits begin to appear on a background of flowing colors. It is blurry, the colors start source, is not immediately apparent. The music has been building for some time as a credit. At the same time, the flowing speed color and start to become clearer. As credit stop, music hushes, then quickly returned the camera, pull the damaged bomber and said Supattaringusurasuta Terran.
Music kicks in again, strong frantic pace. Serious boat pilot is shaken and damaged close to panic. He created a distress signal, he has been damaged trying to comb, which he said he is disturbed that nearly gibberish. He was wearing a helmet look close to see that his eyes open and sweat.
The pilot: [] Well, shortness of breath, They're following me! ... A Mayday! Mayday! This wing gamma Asshuteranpatororu Lieutenant Niner ... ... 3 ... has reported serious damages and flare cover shot ... ... in the immediate battle, everyone come!
Cut scene to a nearby military facility, a pilot and a static-filled connections to professional women ... com start babbling is ambushed by several new types of aircraft for. Com government has to understand the meaning of saying he cares.
: Mayday! Require immediate assistance! Anyone, please!
Communication: We have received three gamma Niner finally, it is responding Riviera Terran outpost, What is your situation?
Pilot: Oh, thank God! Wings had ambushed us! We did not have a chance ... I should have them tracking me!
Communication: Under your attack surface calm people? Vasudans that you?
Pilot: Vasudans too, they killed everyone massacre ...
He quickly recalls nightmarish fight just came from every few seconds. This is the Terran fleet Vasudan when he apparently involved a typical group of fighters, and fighters were ambushed by some strange black and red. The new ship, B machines make short work began Terran wasted. He can only run away like mad to escape alive, he does not process the two bombers who (losing his co-pilot) was. Flashback Shivan fighters strange, clever maneuvers, the engine noise to indicate that eerie glow.
[Flashback / cut
Communications: Sir, you are calm. You Vasudans, but was attacked, is this true?
Pilot: No, no ... we are in a skirmish with Vasudan patrol, they came out of nowhere and killed everyone ...
Communications: Who out of nowhere, came a pilot?
Pilot: I do not know, they did not Vasudan they did Terran ... Oh, God, that these deaths were black ship, flying and weapons as they are very ... They wasted everyone!
[Another flashback / cut
Pilot: [] scared to make noise
Communication: Pilot, what's the status? We did not receive data ...
He took issue with the damage control [the cut face of the pilot, then. ] To
Pilot port engine is hanging: Status ... oh, man ... [fiddle control ... All is corrupted ... stabalizers both lost .... [The generator, oxygen exchange, oh God ... Gone gunner] ... environmental control arms, gasping Hitoshinkuofurain dead space, Lord. ... He's dead!
[The officer] Toukomukatto
Communication: sit, pilots, we are sending this recovery craft.
Pilot: transmitter! I have them follow me, know that he has sent all of you!
[Pilots] to cut
Communications: Sir, if I do not have the scope to anyone, free home, and the pilot. It will be all right.
Pilot: No, not so! If you do not understand you did not!
[Another flashback / cut
Pilot: I can feel them the next.
Pilot is in front of Teraninsutoru immediately. The pilot relayed to him, as he struggles to keep bombers from the collapse, in front of him in many parts of the hole, pour a stream of open Shivan fighter of them.
Pilot: Oh my god! I'm dead! We are all dead!
[Is] Toukomukatto
Communications: Select the signature of a jump up to three unknown. Scrambled fighter!
Pilot: It's too late! Oh God ...
[The Shivan ships, bombers and see the newly completed
[Cut to the radar scope. A huge hole in space appears to open
[Toukomu officers face, can not believe] looked at the cut
Communication: What is hell like?
Shivans and turn toward the battered bomber pilots look something huge, strange, giant warp hole (but it SuperDestroyer) to come out and catch the first time. Like the nose, a bomber pilot has been hit by several missiles emerge to start a huge explosion of flash ... the music reaches a frenzied peak.
Wipe the fast end, the music suddenly becomes eerily silent. ]
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Wow. Babelfish actually improved over the years. :)
However...
...pull the damaged bomber and said Supattaringusurasuta Terran.
Serious boat pilot...
The pilot: [] Well, shortness of breath, They're following me! ... A Mayday! Mayday! This wing gamma Asshuteranpatororu Lieutenant Niner ... ... 3 ... has reported serious damages and flare cover shot ... ... in the immediate battle, everyone come!
:wakka:
Communication: Under your attack surface calm people? Vasudans that you?
What.
Communications: Sir, you are calm.
No, he isn't.
Pilot port engine is hanging: Status ... oh, man ... [fiddle control ... All is corrupted ... stabalizers both lost .... [The generator, oxygen exchange, oh God ... Gone gunner] ... environmental control arms, gasping Hitoshinkuofurain dead space, Lord. ... He's dead!
[The officer] Toukomukatto
Communication: sit, pilots, we are sending this recovery craft.
Pilot: transmitter! I have them follow me, know that he has sent all of you!
What in the nine Hells of...
Pilot is in front of Teraninsutoru immediately.
In front of WHAT?!
Pilot: Oh my god! I'm dead! We are all dead!
Perfect! :yes:
Scrambled fighter!
Is it delicious? ;)
Communication: What is hell like?
:wakka:
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Communication: What is hell like?
So it's true, curiosity can kill you. :lol:
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Join GTVA! Become Serious Boat Pilot!
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Join GTVA! Become Serious Boat Pilot!
Sigged.
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Nice Boat.
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Did I miss something? I this pulled from the internet or is this poster being completely serial? Mass lollage anyways :lol:
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Click me if you don't get it (http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php?topic=10761.0)
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Did you engrish the script for the intro or something?
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Click me if you don't get it (http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php?topic=10761.0)
Thanks for that mate. My chest and face hurts from laughing som much :D ha ha !!!!!
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That now becomes, from the first strange…
That now becomes funnier than the original...
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Scrambled fighter... I think that's what happens when you fly into a beam! :lol:
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Mayday! Mayday! This wing gamma Asshuteranpatororu Lieutenant Niner ... ... 3 ...
NOW BATWOTA
ARE YOU HAPPY
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Wow... babelfish really has improved.
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That kind of takes the fun out of language-blending stuff. :blah:
Oh well, Serious Boat Pilot is win. :yes:
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I win.
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Pilot: Vasudans too, they killed everyone massacre ...
Okay, so maybe Dekker has a point in hating the Zods...
The new ship, B machines make short work began Terran wasted.
This is not Attack of the The Eye Creatures now...
Pilot: [] scared to make noise
:wtf: