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Title: Sapper porn, the ULTIMATE shovel.
Post by: Colonol Dekker on May 27, 2010, 07:59:03 am
I want one <3
 
Sapper porn, the ULTIMATE shovel! http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=315_1272778444
 
 
Oh baby. . . . I might defect.
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Post by: BloodEagle on May 27, 2010, 08:14:30 am
Would you people learn how to link, already!?
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Post by: The E on May 27, 2010, 08:16:30 am
Meh. Neither does it make coffee, nor does it run Linux.
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Post by: Dilmah G on May 27, 2010, 08:19:06 am
Wow, that **** is ****ing amazing. Can you strap it under your Type 95 as a bayonet? :P
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Post by: Colonol Dekker on May 27, 2010, 08:25:10 am
SHIELD SHIELD SHIELD.
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Post by: Rodo on May 27, 2010, 08:28:15 am
I would love to have one of those with my Baldur's Gate character, that way I would be able to fight hordes of Gnolls and then after done being able to bury them all so it doesn't stink for ages to come.
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Post by: Scourge of Ages on May 27, 2010, 02:38:41 pm
OK, great, it's a shovel. Look at it dig.

Yeah, so it reverses and becomes a hoe. Whooo.

Big deal, it can measure things.

All right, it's a very sharp shovel. That can chop small trees.

And it's a saw.

And it slices vegetables?

Annnnd a wire cutter. Bottle opener. Can opener. Weapon. Shield.

Hammer?! Grappling hook???

Must... call... international number...
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Post by: Klaustrophobia on May 27, 2010, 03:01:44 pm
so its a shovel with a rotating head and a sharp edge. 
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Post by: FreeSpaceFreak on May 27, 2010, 03:07:54 pm
Oh god. I just saw people slice vegetables with a shovel. Now I've seen everything...

Though if you're gonna use it for shoveling, I bet the sharp edge and the saw edge won't last too long.
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Post by: Rodo on May 27, 2010, 03:54:17 pm
If only it came in silver tone...
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Post by: Colonol Dekker on May 27, 2010, 04:00:17 pm
It does the job of lots of things in the form of one. It's much more efficient for someone in my line of work to carry the ULTIMATE SHOVEL and it's inevitable care kit (sharpener and cleaning gear) than carrying around every item it replaces.
 
 Although I do own four different Gerbers already. When you're used to a "shovel, engineer pattern" seeing this makes my bits and bobs dance.
 
Progress is good. I just wish we'd invented it :sigh:
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Post by: FUBAR-BDHR on May 28, 2010, 12:42:55 am
Now to just add a clip, trigger, action, and hollow out the handle and it can fire off a few rounds too.  Just need a disclaimer against using the hammer feature while loaded.
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Post by: Liberator on May 28, 2010, 04:38:52 am
And this is different from a standard issue US Army Entrenching Tool how exactly?
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Post by: Colonol Dekker on May 28, 2010, 04:43:15 am
Tell me what that thing I've never heard of can do. :)
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Post by: Dilmah G on May 28, 2010, 04:59:59 am
And this is different from a standard issue US Army Entrenching Tool how exactly?
Does it have a sharp edge and moving end?
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Post by: Klaustrophobia on May 28, 2010, 05:10:50 am
to be fair, your standard shovel CAN do most of the tasks shown.  maybe not as flashily or neatly, but you can certainly hack trees apart with an ordinary shovel.  probably even pop open the beers if you got inventive enough.
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Post by: Liberator on May 29, 2010, 12:50:43 am
Does it have a sharp edge and moving end?
The ones I've seen, yes.  The M-1943 had different attachments so it did more than that.
Title: Re: Sapper porn, the ULTIMATE shovel.
Post by: Klaustrophobia on May 31, 2010, 03:53:18 pm
yeah my brother in law told me this weekend that their foxhole shovels indeed have sawblades and whatnot, and double as weapons.
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Post by: redsniper on May 31, 2010, 09:19:40 pm
I guess China just advertises better then. :p
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Post by: Mongoose on May 31, 2010, 11:22:23 pm
And they have a TOLL-FREE NUMBER CALL NOW!!!
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Post by: Colonol Dekker on June 01, 2010, 01:08:07 am
I srsly wish they did :(
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Post by: Nuke on June 03, 2010, 05:13:00 am
**** weapons, just send soldiers into combat with shovels.
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Post by: Flipside on June 04, 2010, 12:07:54 pm
LOL!

I loved the grappling hook....
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Post by: Nemesis6 on June 04, 2010, 12:28:20 pm
Did anyone else notice how they kind of rushed the "can opener" segment?  :D
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Post by: Thaeris on June 04, 2010, 12:45:49 pm
What the heck is this thing? The link won't work for me...
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Post by: Klaustrophobia on June 06, 2010, 10:52:01 pm
and instructional video on using your entrenching tool. 
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Post by: Thaeris on June 06, 2010, 11:45:49 pm
Is there an alternate link for viewing, then?