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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: karajorma on June 17, 2010, 12:28:48 am
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/world/us_and_canada/10331358.stm
Giant Jesus statue hit by lightning in Ohio
A giant statue of Jesus outside a church in Ohio in the US has been destroyed by lightning.
The glass fibre and plastic foam sculpture caught fire and burned to the ground in what insurance companies have described as an act of God.
You do have to laugh at the insurance company's terminology given the situation.
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Hahahahahahaahaha!
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Maybe it is an act of a god, in which case my money is on Zeus.
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Already copied it to my cities local religion forum. That should stir up some great debate. Yes it's worse then religion and politics threads on HLP combined.
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I lol'd heartily.
They say God works in mysterious ways. And by mysterious, they obviously mean a heartless bastard with a profound sense of humor. ;)
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Just you laugh. You'll laugh even harder when the statute starts walking around with a booming voice from the sky screaming "it's aliiiveee!"
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I can't help but roflmao.
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Lightning rods ftw?
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Second Commandment ftw.
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/me checks the BBC link.
I'm really sorry, but to be honest, that statue's pose makes me think that it was asking for it.
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/me checks the BBC link.
I'm really sorry, but to be honest, that statue's pose makes me think that it was asking for it.
They didn't nickname it Touchdown Jesus for nothing :p
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I think this is Jesus' way of saying: "Stop building statues and preach 'in my name'! Go and improve the world for a change!"
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I think this is Jesus' way of saying: "Stop building statues and preach 'in my name'! Go and improve the world for a change!"
I say amen to that.
And stop talking for Jesus ya all.
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Where'd I put my smokes?
-Jesus
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People have been talking for me for 2000 years, why does anyone think I'd care now?
- Worlds most famous fictional character.
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This sounds suspiciously like the work of Colonel Volgin.
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Since god was invented by man, doesn't that make acts of god technically acts of man?
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No, more like acts of physics.
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Wouldn't "God smites Jesus" be a bit more apt? Or perhaps "God gets Old Testament on Jesus" :D
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As I said in that other thread about creationists:
The frame is all that remains of the wood, polystyrene and glass fibre statue
What were they thinking? :lol:
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Well, if my rational mind is correct here, I think they used wood to symbolize the cross, and polystyrene to symbolize the flesh of God. Glass fibre would obviously represent communion.
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This sounds suspiciously like the work of Colonel Volgin.
Kuwabara kuwabara...
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Just you laugh. You'll laugh even harder when the statute starts walking around with a booming voice from the sky screaming "it's aliiiveee!"
That.
Is the quote of the day.
:yes:
And Volgin was a douche.
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The Westboro Baptist Church people are gonna have a field day with this -- God smites the idols.
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Just you laugh. You'll laugh even harder when the statute starts walking around with a booming voice from the sky screaming "it's aliiiveee!"
:wakka:
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Oh! Just look what you've done:
(http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/5026/whatthez.jpg)
(http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/3879/whatthe2.jpg)
Are you happy now? :lol:
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Whenever I see those I get tempted to buy some satanic adverts just to balance things up. :p
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Doooooooo eeeeeeeeeeeeeet :lol:
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Now I know why Google has spiders on this site...
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Whenever I see those I get tempted to buy some satanic adverts just to balance things up. :p
I guess that would be fun as hell. :lol:
And they keep coming!
(http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/8482/whatthe3.jpg)
:lol:
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That ones almost psuedo-erotic... :wtf:
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Isn't there that Ecstasy of Saint Whatever where she got a sexual visit from a seraphim who plunged his spear of fire into her and filled her insides with fire? Considering the lack of wounds she had afterwards, I'd say the flaming spear was a metaphor for hot angel dick.
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Isn't there that Ecstasy of Saint Whatever where she got a sexual visit from a seraphim who plunged his spear of fire into her and filled her insides with fire? Considering the lack of wounds she had afterwards, I'd say the flaming spear was a metaphor for hot angel dick.
I believe this is exactly correct.
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Isn't there that Ecstasy of Saint Whatever where she got a sexual visit from a seraphim who plunged his spear of fire into her and filled her insides with fire? Considering the lack of wounds she had afterwards, I'd say the flaming spear was a metaphor for hot angel dick.
Sounds about right. . .