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Title: God hates Jesus
Post by: karajorma on June 17, 2010, 12:28:48 am
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/world/us_and_canada/10331358.stm

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Giant Jesus statue hit by lightning in Ohio

A giant statue of Jesus outside a church in Ohio in the US has been destroyed by lightning.

The glass fibre and plastic foam sculpture caught fire and burned to the ground in what insurance companies have described as an act of God.



You do have to laugh at the insurance company's terminology given the situation.
Title: Re: God hates Jesus
Post by: Dilmah G on June 17, 2010, 12:34:59 am
Hahahahahahaahaha!
Title: Re: God hates Jesus
Post by: SpardaSon21 on June 17, 2010, 12:41:52 am
Maybe it is an act of a god, in which case my money is on Zeus.
Title: Re: God hates Jesus
Post by: FUBAR-BDHR on June 17, 2010, 12:50:02 am
Already copied it to my cities local religion forum.  That should stir up some great debate.  Yes it's worse then religion and politics threads on HLP combined. 
Title: Re: God hates Jesus
Post by: watsisname on June 17, 2010, 03:49:38 am
I lol'd heartily.

They say God works in mysterious ways.  And by mysterious, they obviously mean a heartless bastard with a profound sense of humor.  ;)
Title: Re: God hates Jesus
Post by: newman on June 17, 2010, 03:54:46 am
Just you laugh. You'll laugh even harder when the statute starts walking around with a booming voice from the sky screaming "it's aliiiveee!"
Title: Re: God hates Jesus
Post by: esarai on June 17, 2010, 04:09:29 am
I can't help but roflmao. 
Title: Re: God hates Jesus
Post by: QuantumDelta on June 17, 2010, 05:07:06 am
Lightning rods ftw?
Title: Re: God hates Jesus
Post by: Galemp on June 17, 2010, 07:14:39 am
Second Commandment ftw.
Title: Re: God hates Jesus
Post by: Androgeos Exeunt on June 17, 2010, 07:33:26 am
/me checks the BBC link.

I'm really sorry, but to be honest, that statue's pose makes me think that it was asking for it.
Title: Re: God hates Jesus
Post by: Nuclear1 on June 17, 2010, 08:54:22 am
/me checks the BBC link.

I'm really sorry, but to be honest, that statue's pose makes me think that it was asking for it.

They didn't nickname it Touchdown Jesus for nothing :p
Title: Re: God hates Jesus
Post by: Grizzly on June 17, 2010, 11:57:03 am
I think this is Jesus' way of saying: "Stop building statues and preach 'in my name'! Go and improve the world for a change!"
Title: Re: God hates Jesus
Post by: Rodo on June 17, 2010, 12:02:06 pm
I think this is Jesus' way of saying: "Stop building statues and preach 'in my name'! Go and improve the world for a change!"

I say amen to that.

And stop talking for Jesus ya all.

Title: Re: God hates Jesus
Post by: Turambar on June 17, 2010, 12:04:54 pm
Where'd I put my smokes?

-Jesus
Title: Re: God hates Jesus
Post by: QuantumDelta on June 17, 2010, 12:08:11 pm
People have been talking for me for 2000 years, why does anyone think I'd care now?

- Worlds most famous fictional character.
Title: Re: God hates Jesus
Post by: General Battuta on June 17, 2010, 12:09:03 pm
This sounds suspiciously like the work of Colonel Volgin.
Title: Re: God hates Jesus
Post by: iamzack on June 17, 2010, 12:57:25 pm
Since god was invented by man, doesn't that make acts of god technically acts of man?
Title: Re: God hates Jesus
Post by: watsisname on June 17, 2010, 01:53:58 pm
No, more like acts of physics.
Title: Re: God hates Jesus
Post by: StarSlayer on June 17, 2010, 02:04:50 pm
Wouldn't "God smites Jesus"  be a bit more apt? Or perhaps "God gets Old Testament on Jesus" :D
Title: Re: God hates Jesus
Post by: el_magnifico on June 17, 2010, 06:58:20 pm
As I said in that other thread about creationists:

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The frame is all that remains of the wood, polystyrene and glass fibre statue

What were they thinking? :lol:
Title: Re: God hates Jesus
Post by: watsisname on June 17, 2010, 08:31:05 pm
Well, if my rational mind is correct here, I think they used wood to symbolize the cross, and polystyrene to symbolize the flesh of God.  Glass fibre would obviously represent communion.
Title: Re: God hates Jesus
Post by: redsniper on June 18, 2010, 01:26:20 am
This sounds suspiciously like the work of Colonel Volgin.
Kuwabara kuwabara...
Title: Re: God hates Jesus
Post by: Colonol Dekker on June 18, 2010, 03:24:52 am
Just you laugh. You'll laugh even harder when the statute starts walking around with a booming voice from the sky screaming "it's aliiiveee!"

 
 
That.
 
 
Is the quote of the day.
:yes:
 
 
And Volgin was a douche.
Title: Re: God hates Jesus
Post by: Nemesis6 on June 18, 2010, 08:20:12 am
The Westboro Baptist Church people are gonna have a field day with this -- God smites the idols.
Title: Re: God hates Jesus
Post by: Androgeos Exeunt on June 19, 2010, 12:15:54 am
Just you laugh. You'll laugh even harder when the statute starts walking around with a booming voice from the sky screaming "it's aliiiveee!"

:wakka:
Title: Re: God hates Jesus
Post by: el_magnifico on June 19, 2010, 02:28:03 am
Oh! Just look what you've done:

(http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/5026/whatthez.jpg)

(http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/3879/whatthe2.jpg)

Are you happy now? :lol:
Title: Re: God hates Jesus
Post by: karajorma on June 19, 2010, 02:55:47 am
Whenever I see those I get tempted to buy some satanic adverts just to balance things up. :p
Title: Re: God hates Jesus
Post by: QuantumDelta on June 19, 2010, 03:01:02 am
Doooooooo eeeeeeeeeeeeeet  :lol:
Title: Re: God hates Jesus
Post by: Androgeos Exeunt on June 19, 2010, 09:27:43 am
Now I know why Google has spiders on this site...
Title: Re: God hates Jesus
Post by: el_magnifico on June 19, 2010, 01:05:19 pm
Whenever I see those I get tempted to buy some satanic adverts just to balance things up. :p
I guess that would be fun as hell. :lol:



And they keep coming!

(http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/8482/whatthe3.jpg)

 :lol:
Title: Re: God hates Jesus
Post by: Flipside on June 19, 2010, 09:22:12 pm
That ones almost psuedo-erotic... :wtf:
Title: Re: God hates Jesus
Post by: SpardaSon21 on June 19, 2010, 10:46:14 pm
Isn't there that Ecstasy of Saint Whatever where she got a sexual visit from a seraphim who plunged his spear of fire into her and filled her insides with fire?  Considering the lack of wounds she had afterwards, I'd say the flaming spear was a metaphor for hot angel dick.
Title: Re: God hates Jesus
Post by: General Battuta on June 19, 2010, 11:47:35 pm
Isn't there that Ecstasy of Saint Whatever where she got a sexual visit from a seraphim who plunged his spear of fire into her and filled her insides with fire?  Considering the lack of wounds she had afterwards, I'd say the flaming spear was a metaphor for hot angel dick.

I believe this is exactly correct.
Title: Re: God hates Jesus
Post by: Solatar on June 22, 2010, 07:35:27 pm
Isn't there that Ecstasy of Saint Whatever where she got a sexual visit from a seraphim who plunged his spear of fire into her and filled her insides with fire?  Considering the lack of wounds she had afterwards, I'd say the flaming spear was a metaphor for hot angel dick.

Sounds about right. . .