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Title: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Post by: watsisname on June 17, 2010, 03:58:32 am
Inspired by the recent "religious" threads.  Vote for you favorite God or divine entity.
Title: Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Post by: newman on June 17, 2010, 04:26:06 am
Chuck Norris.
Title: Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Post by: QuantumDelta on June 17, 2010, 05:05:52 am
I DEMAND BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Title: Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Post by: Herra Tohtori on June 17, 2010, 06:30:50 am
Kanako, obviously, from this selection. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkTlziGEgQQ&fmt=18)

Though Suwako is older... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owJsOKW7v3A&fmt=18)

Then again, faith is (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYL3dknak1o&fmt=18) for the transient (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgRiExBIqKw&fmt=18) people (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jdt8c5DOz0k&fmt=18).
Title: Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Post by: Wobble73 on June 17, 2010, 06:33:27 am
Bacchus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacchus) of course, gotta love a god of wine and partying!  :D
Title: Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Post by: Androgeos Exeunt on June 17, 2010, 07:28:09 am
/me votes for an elephant. A battle between gods is not his concern.
Title: Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Post by: The E on June 17, 2010, 07:42:02 am
Yes, Elephants are awesome. Why? Because they're always relephant.
Title: Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Post by: StarSlayer on June 17, 2010, 07:52:45 am
The Emperor of Mankind. 


Faith is my Shield
Title: Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Post by: LordMelvin on June 17, 2010, 07:55:36 am
Like, cummmonn, maan. Diyoniyshus ish tohtalley thhe awleshomelsts goddd evre.

Oh, maan, I amd soooooooooo crundkk.
Title: Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Post by: newman on June 17, 2010, 08:37:19 am
Aww snuffleupagus wasn't available back when I voted. My rights have been violated by this poll.
Title: Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Post by: Rodo on June 17, 2010, 08:45:01 am
Snuffle, if not... Loki FTW.
Title: Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Post by: General Battuta on June 17, 2010, 11:01:45 am
Quote from: The E on June 17, 2010, 07:42:02 am
Yes, Elephants are awesome. Why? Because they're always relephant.

DUN DUN DA DUN
Title: Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Post by: iamzack on June 17, 2010, 11:09:22 am
elephant every day of the week
Title: Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Post by: Turambar on June 17, 2010, 11:09:56 am
Reason enters the thread.

Everyone but elephant loses.
Title: Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Post by: Nuclear1 on June 17, 2010, 11:29:50 am
Man, you guys are stupid, arguing about gods should be victo--ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT
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Post by: General Battuta on June 17, 2010, 11:40:07 am
Oh, come on, we just had a hypno thread like last - ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT
Title: Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Post by: iamzack on June 17, 2010, 11:42:30 am
**** you g - ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT
Title: Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Post by: Herra Tohtori on June 17, 2010, 12:28:21 pm
No. No, no no! I refuse to be part of ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!
Title: Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Post by: Scotty on June 17, 2010, 01:03:45 pm
Well, obviously I'm going to vote for G-- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!
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Post by: Flipside on June 17, 2010, 01:03:59 pm
Tired meme is ti-ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!
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Post by: Nuclear1 on June 17, 2010, 01:04:52 pm
Thread has been der--ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT!
Title: Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Post by: Shivan Hunter on June 17, 2010, 01:39:16 pm
DIE HYPNOCAT DIE

(http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/7886/derpd.jpg)


also, SCIENCE FOR THE SCIENCE GOD!
Title: Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Post by: Snail on June 17, 2010, 01:42:10 pm
lolwut
Title: Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Post by: watsisname on June 17, 2010, 01:45:03 pm
Damnit, I knew I should have left the snuffie option out.  :P

Violence God for great injustice!
Title: Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Post by: Colonol Dekker on June 17, 2010, 04:12:44 pm
SOL eternal. SOL VICTORIOUS!
 
 
Unless i'm fighting for the Tevs :nervous:
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Post by: SpardaSon21 on June 17, 2010, 04:49:15 pm
Quote from: StarSlayer on June 17, 2010, 07:52:45 am
The Emperor of Mankind. 


Faith is my Shield
Why serve a corpse on a throne?  Chaos is where the cool kids are at.
Quote from: QuantumDelta on June 17, 2010, 05:05:52 am
I DEMAND BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Uncultured Khornates and all their yelling.  Slaanesh will feast on your soul when I am done with you, and I shall be rewarded with cocaine and hookers for my service.
Title: Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Post by: Snail on June 17, 2010, 06:07:42 pm
Quote from: Dekker on June 17, 2010, 04:12:44 pm
SOL eternal. SOL VICTORIOUS!
 
 
Unless i'm fighting for the Tevs :nervous:
The Tevs are going to ****ing win. Beamspam FTW.
Title: Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Post by: Aardwolf on June 17, 2010, 07:24:51 pm
Behemecoatyl.

Or possibly Nyarly/Cthulhoo/'Zatot
Title: Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Post by: Scotty on June 17, 2010, 10:37:59 pm
Quote from: SpardaSon21 on June 17, 2010, 04:49:15 pm
Quote from: StarSlayer on June 17, 2010, 07:52:45 am
The Emperor of Mankind. 


Faith is my Shield
Why serve a corpse on a throne?  Chaos is where the cool kids are at.
Quote from: QuantumDelta on June 17, 2010, 05:05:52 am
I DEMAND BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Uncultured Khornates and all their yelling.  Slaanesh will feast on your soul when I am done with you, and I shall be rewarded with cocaine and hookers for my service.

Tzeentch will emerge victorious, and none of you will see it coming until it's too late.
Title: Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Post by: SpardaSon21 on June 17, 2010, 11:03:59 pm
Oh?  What if things happen not as planned (http://1d4chan.org/images/a/a8/Angrymarines_tzeentch.jpg)?
Title: Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Post by: Ace on June 17, 2010, 11:13:29 pm
Quote from: StarSlayer on June 17, 2010, 07:52:45 am
The Emperor of Mankind.  


Faith is my Shield

DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR!
Title: Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Post by: StarSlayer on June 17, 2010, 11:33:58 pm
An empty mind is like a pot for Chaos to piss in.
Title: Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Post by: Aardwolf on June 18, 2010, 12:59:48 am
CRAB BATTLE!!!
Title: Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Post by: watsisname on June 18, 2010, 02:59:38 am
ARGH IT... IT BROKE MY KNIFE, BLAGH.
Title: Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Post by: FreeSpaceFreak on June 18, 2010, 09:57:27 am
Quote from: watsisname on June 17, 2010, 01:45:03 pm
Damnit, I knew I should have left the snuffie option out.  :P
No, you were right to put it in! See? This proves that there are more people on HLP worshipping Snuffleupagus than anything else! He is the One True God of HLP!

(http://www.awesomeoff.com/images/entries/mainview/snuffy.jpg)
Title: Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Post by: mister J on June 18, 2010, 10:47:05 am
Wow. For the longest time I thought Snuffleupagus had ears. And now I realize he never had em?

My entire world has been shattered. What do I live for now?
Title: Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Post by: Nuke on June 18, 2010, 04:59:03 pm
hail satan!
Title: Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Post by: Androgeos Exeunt on June 19, 2010, 12:07:49 am
Elephant... :lol:
Title: Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Post by: Leeko on June 20, 2010, 06:59:26 pm
There was no option for Khorne so I voted for the flying spaghetti monster. Also, hi HLP, I'm back from my half year (or so) lurking exodus.
Title: Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Post by: SpardaSon21 on June 20, 2010, 07:09:31 pm
You could have always voted "other", Leeko.

To watsisname/moderators: Can the poll be modified to include "Chaos: Specify Allegiance" so we don't have to give our votes to this undeserving, weak and craven god known as "other"?  You should probably include that corpse god called the Emperor too just to be fair.
Title: Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Post by: Rodo on June 20, 2010, 07:44:38 pm
Carl is no god .... right?
Title: Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Post by: Rodo on June 20, 2010, 07:44:56 pm
Carl is no god .... right?
Title: Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Post by: SpardaSon21 on June 20, 2010, 09:50:31 pm
Depends.  Do you worship Carl as your one true lord and master?
Title: Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Post by: watsisname on June 21, 2010, 01:33:59 am
I don't think Carl is divine exactly... he just lives in the ventilation ducts.

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Can the poll be modified to include "Chaos: Specify Allegiance" so we don't have to give our votes to this undeserving, weak and craven god known as "other"?

NO, YOU MUST GIVE YOUR FAITH TO OTHER.

Yeah, sure I guess. :P
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Post by: ssmit132 on June 21, 2010, 03:22:37 am
I voted for other, as Arceus is not on the list. :p
Title: Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Post by: Flipside on June 21, 2010, 03:45:40 am
Hordes of Slaanesh arise! Find the ultimate pleasure in the Death of your foes!!
Title: Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Post by: SpardaSon21 on June 21, 2010, 11:33:12 am
Dammit, I can't change my vote in this poll to Chaos.  Slaanesh is most displeased.
Title: Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Post by: Bob-san on June 21, 2010, 11:42:22 am
I love you, Snuffleupagus.
Title: Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Post by: iamzack on June 21, 2010, 12:17:22 pm
It looks like you forgot the New New Testament god.
Title: Re: There can be only one. GOD BATTLE
Post by: Nemesis6 on June 21, 2010, 12:30:25 pm
I'm with Mot on this one. I mean if your name is "Death", who's gonna mess with you?