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Title: Just Another Blue Planet...thread (Axem joins BP)
Post by: General Battuta on July 06, 2010, 05:41:32 pm: nothing of remote interest is going to happen in this thread at any point in the very near future

:blah:

(this thread is not a release tease though that is not far off)
Title: Re: It's Just Another Blue Planet...thread
Post by: Aardwolf on July 06, 2010, 05:42:47 pm: Ohgod, I see Axem viewing.

/me looks warily at "Just Another..." in the title
Title: Re: It's Just Another Blue Planet...thread
Post by: Axem on July 06, 2010, 05:47:23 pm: That's how it always starts, isn't it?

Then BAM!

Disco music EVERYWHERE. And... and... certain game developers that shall not be named! And other wacky hijinks. (Like, I dunno, a bear flying a fighter? How could that be?)

I have a good feeling about this thread. :cool:
Title: Re: It's Just Another Blue Planet...thread
Post by: Angelus on July 06, 2010, 05:54:38 pm: This, Ladys and Gentleman, is the "We-are-about-to-release-something" thread.

or someone is playing a game...
Title: Re: It's Just Another Blue Planet...thread
Post by: General Battuta on July 06, 2010, 05:59:22 pm: If by something you mean 'someone' then

RELEASE THE AXEM
Title: Re: Just Another Blue Planet...thread
Post by: Angelus on July 06, 2010, 06:06:13 pm: Hey, i knew it!
Where can i download "The Axem"? You forgot to post a download link.

Also, congrats to your latest addition, should work out very well and give the project the right...groove. :yes:
Title: Re: Just Another Blue Planet...thread
Post by: Shivan Hunter on July 06, 2010, 06:10:49 pm: so I'm guessing video [trailer possibly?], bunch of screenshots, leet effects for the MVPs, or another piece of fiction...

eagerly awaiting, whatever it is :D
Title: Re: Just Another Blue Planet...thread
Post by: Ravenholme on July 06, 2010, 06:15:02 pm: Quote from: Shivan Hunter on July 06, 2010, 06:10:49 pm
so I'm guessing video [trailer possibly?], bunch of screenshots, leet effects for the MVPs, or another piece of fiction...

eagerly awaiting, whatever it is :D

This seems likely to me, and that small part of me that desperately wants it to be the first relz of WiH must be CRUSHED!

*Ravenholme crushes his hope
Title: Re: Just Another Blue Planet...thread
Post by: General Battuta on July 06, 2010, 06:20:33 pm: whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa

The big reveal for the thread has already happened, guys. The title should clue you in, never mind said reveal posting here. Make the master welcome!

I'll start a new thread about another awesome new feature pretty soon, it was on the docket anyway. And don't forget, the campaign is 'done'.

But...I mean seriously, this is huge right here. When you play Vassago's Dirge you'll get a sense of exactly why if you don't know already.
Title: Re: Just Another Blue Planet...thread (Axem joins BP)
Post by: Colonol Dekker on July 06, 2010, 06:32:38 pm: Either Axems parodied Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-BuhBuh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-BuhBuh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-BuhBuh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh BLUE PLANET, or he's made a Blue skybox.

Sorry i got stuck there for a sec.
Title: Re: Just Another Blue Planet...thread (Axem joins BP)
Post by: Axem on July 06, 2010, 06:43:39 pm: Yes Dekker. It's called Brew Pranet. Vishnans stole the Orestes beer supply and Beta Wing must chase them down across 50 systems, along the way finding inner enlightenment by way of tiny flash lights. It all ends with REDACTED.
Title: Re: Just Another Blue Planet...thread (Axem joins BP)
Post by: Colonol Dekker on July 06, 2010, 06:55:46 pm: Quote from: Axem on July 06, 2010, 06:43:39 pm
Vishnans stole the Orestes beer supply

UNFORGIVABLE!!!!!!!

(http://dog.fpsbanana.com/ico/sprays/frame_0_1.png)
Title: Re: Just Another Blue Planet...thread (Axem joins BP)
Post by: Angelus on July 06, 2010, 06:57:26 pm: There's always the option to drink water. :nervous:
Title: Re: Just Another Blue Planet...thread (Axem joins BP)
Post by: Ravenholme on July 06, 2010, 06:57:56 pm: Quote from: Axem on July 06, 2010, 06:43:39 pm
Yes Dekker. It's called Brew Pranet. Vishnans stole the Orestes beer supply and Beta Wing must chase them down across 50 systems, along the way finding inner enlightenment by way of tiny flash lights. It all ends with REDACTED.

Oh, awesome and congrats Axem :)
Title: Re: Just Another Blue Planet...thread (Axem joins BP)
Post by: Rodo on July 06, 2010, 07:03:56 pm: I hope I get to see sandwitch.
Title: Re: Just Another Blue Planet...thread (Axem joins BP)
Post by: Dilmah G on July 06, 2010, 08:53:53 pm: Quote from: Angelus on July 06, 2010, 06:57:26 pm
There's always the option to drink water. :nervous:

GTFO.
Title: Re: Just Another Blue Planet...thread (Axem joins BP)
Post by: Spoon on July 07, 2010, 05:54:36 am: Quote from: Dilmah G on July 06, 2010, 08:53:53 pm
Quote from: Angelus on July 06, 2010, 06:57:26 pm
There's always the option to drink water. :nervous:

GTFO.
You are underaged, your only option should be to drink water :p
Title: Re: Just Another Blue Planet...thread (Axem joins BP)
Post by: Snail on July 07, 2010, 06:02:30 am: Quote from: Angelus on July 06, 2010, 06:57:26 pm
There's always the option to drink water. :nervous:
Pure cometary water from the [REDACTED]?
Title: Re: Just Another Blue Planet...thread (Axem joins BP)
Post by: Dilmah G on July 07, 2010, 06:10:32 am: Quote from: Spoon on July 07, 2010, 05:54:36 am
Quote from: Dilmah G on July 06, 2010, 08:53:53 pm
Quote from: Angelus on July 06, 2010, 06:57:26 pm
There's always the option to drink water. :nervous:

GTFO.
You are underaged, your only option should be to drink water :p
I was filling in for Dekker. :P
Title: Re: Just Another Blue Planet...thread (Axem joins BP)
Post by: Colonol Dekker on July 07, 2010, 06:45:27 am: :yes:
Title: Re: It's Just Another Blue Planet...thread
Post by: SF-Junky on July 07, 2010, 07:15:17 am: Quote from: Angelus on July 06, 2010, 05:54:38 pm
This, Ladys and Gentleman, is the "We-are-about-to-release-something" thread.
Well, *if* they're about to release something playable I hope they release it either one week before or one week after Starcraft II comes out. ;)
Title: Re: Just Another Blue Planet...thread (Axem joins BP)
Post by: Woolie Wool on July 07, 2010, 09:12:49 am: Quote from: Dilmah G on July 07, 2010, 06:10:32 am
Quote from: Spoon on July 07, 2010, 05:54:36 am
Quote from: Dilmah G on July 06, 2010, 08:53:53 pm
Quote from: Angelus on July 06, 2010, 06:57:26 pm
There's always the option to drink water. :nervous:

GTFO.
You are underaged, your only option should be to drink water :p
I was filling in for Dekker. :P
A military vessel wouldn't have any beer worth drinking anyway. I bet the Orestes' crew have to drink yellow piss lager like Coors or something. Better water than that ****.
Title: Re: Just Another Blue Planet...thread (Axem joins BP)
Post by: Dilmah G on July 07, 2010, 09:14:52 am: I'd trust Mr. Orestes Control to have smuggled some good stuff aboard.
Title: Re: Just Another Blue Planet...thread (Axem joins BP)
Post by: Woolie Wool on July 07, 2010, 09:18:24 am: Orestes Control is a tactical officer, not the quartermaster. Hell, considering that it's space, they probably drink some dehydrated "instant beer" that you prepare with water or something. :ick:
Title: Re: Just Another Blue Planet...thread (Axem joins BP)
Post by: Dilmah G on July 07, 2010, 09:22:43 am: Euuuuurch. :ick:
Title: Re: Just Another Blue Planet...thread (Axem joins BP)
Post by: Snail on July 07, 2010, 09:32:29 am: The Solace and Fortune probably have some proper beer on them.
Title: Re: Just Another Blue Planet...thread (Axem joins BP)
Post by: blowfish on July 07, 2010, 09:36:31 am: Quote from: Snail on July 07, 2010, 09:32:29 am
The Solace and Fortune probably have some proper beer on them.

Ah, so that's why [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] were fighting over the [REDACTED]...
Title: Re: Just Another Blue Planet...thread (Axem joins BP)
Post by: Titan on July 07, 2010, 09:49:18 am: [francis] Whut da hell's this? [/francis]
Title: Re: Just Another Blue Planet...thread (Axem joins BP)
Post by: Colonol Dekker on July 07, 2010, 10:18:07 am: Quote from: Dilmah G on July 07, 2010, 09:14:52 am
I'd trust Mr. Orestes Control to have smuggled some good stuff aboard.

You better bloody believe it :nod:

There were actually no Vishnans at all.
Sam Bei drunk my Irish coffee by mistake and nearly all of BP was a liver failure induced hallucination.
Title: Re: Just Another Blue Planet...thread (Axem joins BP)
Post by: -Norbert- on July 07, 2010, 11:12:50 am: That certainly explains the crew of the Duke... They weren't catatonic, they just had one hell of a hangover :lol:
Title: Re: Just Another Blue Planet...thread (Axem joins BP)
Post by: Titan on July 07, 2010, 11:28:32 am: Quote from: Dekker on July 07, 2010, 10:18:07 am
Quote from: Dilmah G on July 07, 2010, 09:14:52 am
I'd trust Mr. Orestes Control to have smuggled some good stuff aboard.

You better bloody believe it :nod:

There were actually no Vishnans at all.
Sam Bei drunk my Irish coffee by mistake and nearly all of BP was a liver failure induced hallucination.

During which he stumbled (drunkenly) into a spacesuit and was later found?
Title: Re: Just Another Blue Planet...thread (Axem joins BP)
Post by: Dilmah G on July 07, 2010, 11:45:20 am: Indeed.

War in Heaven is about Sam Bei explaining his actions to his father, who calls him a wanker for doing something so stupid, resulting in Bei going to die because no-one else has his bloodtype (A for AWESOME).

The final mission is where Bei's father rocks up in a huge mother****ing destroyer (after defeating the Seventh Shivan Incursion) and announces that he'll donate his liver to his son, to let him live.
Title: Re: Just Another Blue Planet...thread (Axem joins BP)
Post by: Colonol Dekker on July 07, 2010, 01:07:47 pm: BP =

Blood Poisoning :o
Title: Re: Just Another Blue Planet...thread (Axem joins BP)
Post by: Fury on July 07, 2010, 01:22:40 pm: As much as we love Axem joining BP, this particular topic seems to be nothing but spam.