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Title: The SCP Welcome Beam
Post by: CommanderDJ on September 06, 2010, 06:45:42 am
Hello all,
This is n00b and obnoxious to the extr33m, but no one's ever fired the welcome beam at me  :(. So could someone do that, even though I've been around for a little while already? :D  :nod: ;7

Also, I have probably seen about three or four versions of the welcome beam sequence, one of which included more than one beam... I don't know. I'm so very fond of HLP's customs, I simply must see them all! So how about we make this a collection thread of all welcome beam sequences in existence. :D

CommanderDJ
Title: Re: The SCP Welcome Beam
Post by: The E on September 06, 2010, 07:43:58 am
Dude, it took me like 1000 posts to get beamed.....
Title: Re: The SCP Welcome Beam
Post by: FreeSpaceFreak on September 06, 2010, 07:46:26 am
Also, I have probably seen about three or four versions of the welcome beam sequence, one of which included more than one beam... I don't know. I'm so very fond of HLP's customs, I simply must see them all! So how about we make this a collection thread of all welcome beam sequences in existence. :D
Someone already did it for you (http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php?topic=39765.0) :P

And, well, since you're asking for it...

:welcome:
Title: Re: The SCP Welcome Beam
Post by: CommanderDJ on September 06, 2010, 07:58:56 am
Dude, it took me like 1000 posts to get beamed.....

orly? Oh, alright. I just felt left out, that's all.... hhahahaah.

Someone already did it for you (http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php?topic=39765.0) :P
*snip*

:O Thanks for pointing me to that! Thread solved!
Title: Re: The SCP Welcome Beam
Post by: FreeSpaceFreak on September 06, 2010, 08:04:44 am
Psst. Your quote tags are in the wrong place.
Title: Re: The SCP Welcome Beam
Post by: CommanderDJ on September 06, 2010, 08:12:46 am
fixx0red. and snipped.
Title: Re: The SCP Welcome Beam
Post by: DOCTOR DOOM!!! on September 06, 2010, 09:50:44 pm
I always wondered what the Flamethrowers and Shivans speech was after getting beamed...   I was just told Hi cause yall dont do that no more!
Title: Re: The SCP Welcome Beam
Post by: CommanderDJ on September 06, 2010, 10:40:16 pm
I could give you one now if you like....
Title: Re: The SCP Welcome Beam
Post by: Retsof on September 06, 2010, 10:57:03 pm
If I recall correctly, it is because it basically became a competition to see who could write the best speech.  Also, there are very few left who remember where the memes came from anyway.
Title: Re: The SCP Welcome Beam
Post by: CommanderDJ on September 06, 2010, 10:59:53 pm
The meme MUST live on! It must! This is one of the most awesomest customs I've ever seen. We must preserve it!
Title: Re: The SCP Welcome Beam
Post by: karajorma on September 06, 2010, 11:09:34 pm
No, we really mustn't.

While a good idea at first it devolved into a stupid competition to see who could beam or welcome speech newbies first while normally completely ignoring the question they actually registered to ask.
Title: Re: The SCP Welcome Beam
Post by: DOCTOR DOOM!!! on September 07, 2010, 08:44:04 am
I could give you one now if you like....

Sorry, I got beamed by Trashman!

Quote
Welcome to the HLP forums DOCTOR DOOM.
In Ye Olde Days there was a whole greeting speech with flamethrowers and shivans, but we don' use that anymore. Then we used to fry newbs with the:
:welcome:
WELCOME BEAM..but these days we mostly say hi.

So enjoy your stay, and please don't try to conquer us.

Thanx anyway though!
Title: Re: The SCP Welcome Beam
Post by: Androgeos Exeunt on September 11, 2010, 03:49:55 am
While a good idea at first it devolved into a stupid competition to see who could beam or welcome speech newbies first while normally completely ignoring the question they actually registered to ask.

Wasn't there an old forum announcement regarding the more modern welcome beams? There was a pretty stern warning near the end.
Title: Re: The SCP Welcome Beam
Post by: karajorma on September 11, 2010, 04:25:17 am
The beams are one thing, it was the speeches that got truly stupid.

Imagine being new to a forum, asking a question about a problem preventing you playing the game, getting 5 different versions of the same speech, beamed by 6 people and then still not getting a reply to your actual question.


The problem was that instead of being a friendly welcome the beam became a competition from the same kind of retards who post "FIRST!" everywhere else on the web. Once that happened they had to go.
Title: Re: The SCP Welcome Beam
Post by: BengalTiger on September 11, 2010, 05:59:14 pm
Wow, my last and only welcome speach dates back to June 25, 2008

http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php/topic,39765.msg1108301.html#msg1108301...

Guess it's about time for me to think of something new one of these days...


And obviously if there's a question I'll answer it too.
Title: Re: The SCP Welcome Beam
Post by: Charismatic on September 14, 2010, 04:35:40 pm
:welcome:
i always latebeam caz im slow.