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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Shrike on April 27, 2002, 04:56:37 am
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Well? Do I have to explain it twice? It's pretty simple, really....
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Not entirely original but funny in its satire, and it has HLP in it, so 4 out of 5 ;)
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Nyeah. (-: The middle one isn't bad.
--TurboNed
(You may want to post again, Thunder, so someone else could rate you. [grin])
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Hitchhiker. Very amusing.
*goes to set up Hypno-Manipulate 5000 in the foundations of the next post*
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:wtf: . Is the only possible reaction to An0ns' sig :p
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[exempt]
:jaw:. I goto all the trouble of making a multi-colored linked and that's all you can say.
*throws a trantrum, then a chair*
[exempt]
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well...i meant wtf in the nicest possible way of course :)
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10 out of 12 heheheh no signature...very original :D
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NI! ?
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You don't know the significance of NI?!! :eek: The knights deamand you to get a shruberry!!! ;)
It's from the Monrt Python movie, "Quest for the Holy Grail"...
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Its and old, but still cool signature. 4 out of.... aahh... go figure.
*i should not have posted, i should not have posted, i should not have posted*
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Oh thats right! I nearly collapsed laughing at the killer bunny scene.
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ehh, it goes with his name....
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^
Cliche, yet funny. 4.5 out of 5
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:lol: That's cool. (Yes I know mine sucks) 4.5
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Must... stop... overuse... of... glow... tags... in... signatures... ARGH!!!
The text itself is good though, very... Uncertain :p
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nice text, lyrics apparently...
glad it's not in red :D
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^ We know all of this already. :p 3.5 out of 5
You must cut down the greatest tree in the forest with a herring! :lol:
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Originally posted by Corsair
^ We know all of this already. :p 3.5 out of 5
You must cut down the greatest tree in the forest with a herring! :lol:
we don't have forests and my professor wouldn't like it if I used him to cut down trees.
PS. normally there's a third line which reads:
'Choose Again': Aenea.
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Originally posted by Crazy_Ivan80
we don't have forests and my professor wouldn't like it if I used him to cut down trees.
It's from the Monty Python movie they were talking about before.
Take thy holy hand grenade and count to three. Then throw thy holy hand grenade at thy enemy and blow him to holy bits.
“One, two, five!”
“Three sir!”
“Three!”
*Throws hand grenade at killer bunny. Killer bunny just gets really mad and chases them away.* :D:D:D
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Ohh heck, I redid my sig to match more with the nature of Nodewars ;)
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Originally posted by Corsair
It's from the Monty Python movie they were talking about before.
Take thy holy hand grenade and count to three. Then throw thy holy hand grenade at thy enemy and blow him to holy bits.
“One, two, five!”
“Three sir!”
“Three!”
*Throws hand grenade at killer bunny. Killer bunny just gets really mad and chases them away.* :D:D:D
I know from where it comes Corsair... I have seen the film myself... now give me your shrubberies :D My killer-rabit likes them
What you probably glossed over is that one of my professors is called Haerinck (this was said implicitly)... which just means 'herring'
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General, you don't have a war plan! All you have is some kind of terrible spasm!
In that case, pardon me while I have a strange interlude.
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Hm, no signature above... Someone post another signature!!! :D
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SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, hit your post button pilot!
How appropriate ;)
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SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, hit your post button pilot!
It's something Setekh could have said (reference to poll) :D
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^^ mmm.. kinda standard.... 2.5
if you don't know mine, you need to play with Fred.
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Simple, and it has a link... 3 :)
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It has a picture, cheater!(j/k)
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^Ermmmmm...I don't know what half of the stuff means. The other half is pretty ordinary. :wtf::wtf: out of 5 :wtf:s
Doing an essay for English class and came upon this quote. Now I have a new siggy. :D
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Originally posted by Corsair
^Ermmmmm...I don't know what half of the stuff means. The other half is pretty ordinary. :wtf::wtf: out of 5 :wtf:s
Doing an essay for English class and came upon this quote. Now I have a new siggy. :D
Theres nothing strange in liking sport.
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Originally posted by Zeronet
Theres nothing strange in liking sport.
:doh: You were actually referring to sports?!?!?!?
Oh, in that case, I kinda get it (still not all of it). So many people around hate sports, I figured everyone here does...(except me). ;)
Still waiting for somebody to say something about my siggy.....:D
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Originally posted by Corsair
But men may construe things after their fashion,
Clean from the purpose of the things themselves.
- Cicero, The Trajedy of Julius Caesar 1.3.34-35
The naked truth: Man interprets facts in whatever way will suit their opinion, though it be contrary to the facts themselves. Witness the 'tolerance' of 'political correctness'.
A good quote, but not as classy as mine. ;)
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We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty! -- a philosopher, The Hitch Hikers' Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams
melikes a lot! that's good...:)
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Shakespeare and Douglas Adams... Interesting pair.
Been lost for so long I've forgotten my signature.
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3 lined siggy... eh, 3 pts. :)
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I give it a V. Because, though it reminds me of nearly every other signature here, it also reminds me of a giant orange V.
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i can't take it anymore! goodbye, cruel world.
it was all his fault!!!
*points at stryke*
*croaks*
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Muhahahahahaha!!!!
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Yeah, that's what all my dates say, too...
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What? the Muhahahahaha?
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No, the post before. Nobody says mwuhahahaa, unless they have a handlebar mustache to twirl, and none of my dates ever do.
Though I've been trying to grow one.
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Yeah, he meant all his dates say "My parents got a divorce, so now I live in a drawer."
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You've been dating babes from the mental hospital? :wtf:
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While it was funny, use of a Simpsons quote means you have no creativity in your soul. 0 out of 5 stars.
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While it uses a variation on a very old cliche, it's quite clever. 30 points on the Indefinite Scale.
Unfortunately, it also has a theme of sorts, despite being purportedly chaotic. -5 points for not being THAT clever.
Which brings you to a meaningless total of 16 points.
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Actually, this one is incredibly cliched. However, you have a (probably inaccurate, but we'll see) release date on your page, so you get bonus points for that.
And that gets you a grand total of 4!
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Well, you have the Array on there.. +1
And Darwin.. Another plus... +2
Ohhh.. sorry.. Tang=teh fail... -100000000 :D
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Cliched? How?
OK, so I know how. But trust me, it was better than the other one I had in mind. And the release date, BTW, is way off. By about a year.
And that sig (Steak's) is more confused than any under 20 lines I have ever seen before. Clearly the product of a diseased mind. For that, I give it 2 plagues of locusts, a plague of toads, some broccoli, and a curse upon your first-born.
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Steak's siggy:
no commment. I don't want to get banned for what I might say. :D
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Stryke's sig: Too.....many.....porn......jokes........-12 points
It's a link ........+12 points
A grand total of 0 out of infinity. Congratulations.
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
And that sig (Steak's) is more confused than any under 20 lines I have ever seen before. Clearly the product of a diseased mind. For that, I give it 2 plagues of locusts, a plague of toads, some broccoli, and a curse upon your first-born.
This day keeps on getting better and better...
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Fine, and a Hershey bar.
There goes objectivity.:D
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Ah, Stryke - I mean, an0n (darnit, I always confuse you two): you have your face in there. I say no more. :snipe:
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Pbbbt.
That's all I have to say.
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Whoops, sorry...
For some reason I always confuse you two.
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Now THAT was a low blow.
This means war.:D
[slaps Setekh across face with glove]
Draw your weapon!
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"Do you challenge me to a duel sir?"
"uhhh..."
"Alright, which one of you idiots stole my pants?"
"Uhh, you werent wearing any pants sir.."
"Oh, how convenient!"
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You know, never once have I seen an online duel where that joke has not been made. I attribute it to too many pervy adolscent boys who know how to use computers.
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I'm just going to leave quietly... :nervous:
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^^
excessive pimping...1 :D
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Originally posted by Zeronet
It has a picture, cheater!(j/k)
hehe ok I guess it's kind of cheating :p
but that's the one I use as a sig if I feel like it
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*looks for a sig*
Ooooo blank......uhhh..nice
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Originally posted by Thorn
"Do you challenge me to a duel sir?"
"uhhh..."
"Alright, which one of you idiots stole my pants?"
"Uhh, you werent wearing any pants sir.."
"Oh, how convenient!"
If someone said that to me i'd hit them.
Going commando is NOT a good idea.
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Especially if your waving a sword about. Otherwise you could look somthing like this... :eek: or :jaw:
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*holds up box with pistols in them*
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*siggy*
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Funny, cause I remember the post when he said that
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Hmmm... links and a quote from another forumite.... You get +10 for the links, +Y for the quote, and /X because it's from another forumite. That results in (10 + Y)/X out of Z possible points.
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hehehe little slow typing there? ;7
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You beat me by a few seconds, ok?
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Originally posted by CODEDOG ND
*holds up box with pistols in them*
They dont have to be loaded :p
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Originally posted by Grey Wolf 2009
You beat me by a few seconds, ok?
I know, calm down :D
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Originally posted by Gortef
hehe ok I guess it's kind of cheating :p
but that's the one I use as a sig if I feel like it
Still a good picture.
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I wanna know the rating of my siggy :(
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9.8 out of 10
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Calvin & Hobbes rules! the other quotes are okay. 10 points for Calvin but -7 for the rest which gives you a grand total of 3 points out of 10!
Blue Lion gets 10 points for two links and-10 points for annoying glow tags. 0 out of 10.
:D:D:D
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You all lose a billion jillion padrillion points each for allowing a rating topic to go on living in the first place.
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It's coming... it's cominggg... 3 for Stryke
Originally posted by TheVirtu
*looks for a sig*
Ooooo blank......uhhh..nice
it was there earlier... I didn't put it in that post :p
oh and thanks Zeronet :)
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that is a purdy picture you got there
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:D
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Since Gortef doesn't have one I'll rate Bobboaus instead... and it's almost as funny as one I saw on the IW2 forums (Infogrames)... "It compiles! Ship it!!". Top stuff... 4 out of 5 ;)
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One Tang-inspired line. 5/5. :D
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Hey, does mine get a 5 out of 5 too then? :D ;7
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Hey you stole my SPAM quote!!!
:snipe:
:D:D:D
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Originally posted by Vortex's siggy
100th gany victim
:wtf:
I hope that doesn't mean you were killed by a Ganymede spacedock?.......
(this coming from someone killed by debris)
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daaaaaammmnnnn that's a long ICQ number :eek:
5e/7e
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Originally posted by Vortex
Hey you stole my SPAM quote!!!
:snipe:
:D:D:D
You should be proud that your quote was sig material! :D
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Tang = confusing
Spam = cool but undesirable
MT = cool and desirable.
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= 2
:D
*my siggy*
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that first line hits on many levels... and you have our support :)
5/5
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"Currently experiencing the unbridled excitement of interstellar commerce
Libra Wars - build, fight, conquer!"
Average Pimp sig
3\5
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Hmmm, story cutter? Is that in any way similar to 'stone cutter'
*breaks into song*
Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!
Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do! We do!
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do! We do!
Who robs the cave fish of their site?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do! We do!
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it is imposible to check you qoute as it leads (for me) to a broken link)
Quick new sig :
Voice of the night ; editor of the day
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:o Server problem...
The new one is strange, sorta poigniant. Editing the day must be useful though ;)
4/5 for originality :nod:
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Originally posted by Maeglamor
Hmmm, story cutter? Is that in any way similar to 'stone cutter'
*breaks into song*
Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!
Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do! We do!
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do! We do!
Who robs the cave fish of their site?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do! We do!
:lol: :lol:
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4\5 the qoutes are good but the pimps take away some very nice laughs
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Fixed the link in my sig.
-5-1 and Celtic are champions
-Windows XP, the OS of the world.
-21-12, Wigan win the CC!
-"Fear leads to anger, anger leads
to hatred, hatred leads to suffering"
-"Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny. Consume you it will!"
A mixture of SW, scottish football and M$ p1mping!!
I'll give you 4/5 for cranking in the content :lol:
EDIT: need to learn to post faster ;)
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4\5 the qoutes are good but the pimps take away some very nice laughs
Next sig , its all about my talent
Clubber of the actors, shine of the microphone, scrounge of bad writing and lord of all that is writin.
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Changed my sig again. Stole a quote from CrazyIvan, but I really like it a lot...
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Originally posted by Corsair
Changed my sig again. Stole a quote from CrazyIvan, but I really like it a lot...
You indeed stole it :D, but I'll let it go :p
Was thinking of the legends of Arthur at that time... And with Setekh's role here... seemed apropriate.
It was never intended to end up as a sig, but I'm honoured. And each time we'll see it, we'll be thinking of the Steak :) which is nice :nod:
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Indeed :nod:
Good work coming up with that one Ivan.
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Link to a sound clip..... I'll give you F=ma out of E=mc^2
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Originally posted by Crazy_Ivan80
You indeed stole it :D, but I'll let it go :p
Was thinking of the legends of Arthur at that time... And with Setekh's role here... seemed apropriate.
It was never intended to end up as a sig, but I'm honoured. And each time we'll see it, we'll be thinking of the Steak :) which is nice :nod:
I think I'm gonna make a render out of it too. :D
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Originally posted by Corsair
I think I'm gonna make a render out of it too. :D
hehe, thought someone would.
make it a good one :yes:
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A bit of patriotism? :D
And since you included Nodewars :) :yes::yes: is what i give it!:D
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Kamikaze: The reference to Steak....well I bet he'll hold off on coming back until next february just so he can edit your post at that exact time as the first sign that he's back. :D
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Originally posted by aldo_14
:wtf:
I hope that doesn't mean you were killed by a Ganymede spacedock?.......
(this coming from someone killed by debris)
Go online and join one of DW-Suzzana's game. You'll see lol...
:D:D:D
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hehe I always loved when Suzanne did that muhahahaha
Ganny warp! Ganny Warp!
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Person's sig above me...:wtf:
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Originally posted by CODEDOG ND
hehe I always loved when Suzanne did that muhahahaha
Ganny warp! Ganny Warp!
I love the gany warp, it's like a trademark :D
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Dwarr...?
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In a team vs team fight around a Gany, you can make the gany warp. And god help anyone who was flying in front of it when it warped out
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Gany.
Something to do with WC or something?
Or a Ganymede in a SquadWar mission or something?
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Ganymede......
*edit* Yea you should try it :D
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I don't do SquadWar. First off, I'm infinitely better at designing the stuff than I am at flying it, second of all I'm a one-game guy, at least as far as multiplayer goes, and that one game is elsewhere...:D
I tried it long ago, and sucked at it. Something to do with the irresistible urge to go Morningstar sniping...
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MS? Gah Maxim has better range, and it's not exclusively SW, it's a team vs team fight
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TvT-PXO multiplayer? Far too unstable. Believe me, I gave it more than a fair chance. Never actually finished a mission, because the connection kept screwing up.
Though it was fun to go and blast the people who lagged out.:D
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Yea shame PXO is so laggy, if it was better I'm sure a lot more people would play it, specially the coops. It's so much nicer to have wingmen who..*GASP!* know what they're doing!
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I remember the most complete TvT game I ever played... Everyone just started getting into this sort of death huddle, circling each other at a few hundred meters apart. After about the second time I died, I chose to screw it and stayed on the sidelines, shooting at random into the mass. Won, too, or would have if it hadn't come apart at the debrief.:D
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Yea, personally I prefer coops, nothing like trying to capture 3 freighters with a million fighters on you and Levi's tearing your transports apart....fun times
*cookie to anyone who knows the mission*
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Yoink!!
Derailed faster than a train with no wheels.
*Pulls out the on topic bat...*
DO NOT make me use this!!!!! :lol:
BTW Someone HAS to know what my signature is from.
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Next sig rate it :
"we are the wraiths under the bed , in the closet, the ones that take you in the night" tyria (Xwings : wriath Squadron)
I AM the keeper of the nights words, defender of the glory of the days voice. no one will pass me unless I say so.
I edit the weak, sileance the lost voices. for the keeper of them I am.
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Very......atristic.
Free-for-all for space flight sims are always a bad idea. I agree- coops the best.
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Originally posted by Ace Pace
Next sig rate it :
"we are the wraiths under the bed , in the closet, the ones that take you in the night" tyria (Xwings : wriath Squadron)
"Attention Implacable. Be advised you've just become the victims of Dinner Squadron!" Kell Tainer, Wraith Squadron
"And Silly Squadron!" Runt, Wraith Squadron
"Consider yourselves humiliated. And welcome to Folor. Out." Kell
:D
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I believe this thread was created in an attempt to better our signatures overall. :eek:
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I should hope that the majority of posters here weren't subject to the opinions of a bunch of disembodied text messages transmitted over miles of phone line.
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Originally posted by Zeronet
I believe this thread was created in an attempt to better our signatures overall. :eek:
I thought it was an attempt to identify the weak links in order to facilitate advancement of the Final Plan?
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You are not to speak of the Plan, henchman!
*bap*
They don't know about it yet!
Geez, next you'll be telling them how and why they should move to Rwanda between the 14 and 16 of next month...
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Damn and I scored a 0
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
Geez, next you'll be telling them how and why they should move to Rwanda between the 14 and 16 of next month...
I don't think they need to know about your menstrual cycle.
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Ah- you're a D-level henchman- you don't know ALL of the Plan yet. Forget I said anything... er... here, swallow this odd-looking pill, willya?
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
Ah- you're a D-level henchman- you don't know ALL of the Plan yet. Forget I said anything... er... here, swallow this odd-looking pill, willya?
Yummy. Schweeties.
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
You are not to speak of the Plan, henchman!
Hah, like you know anything! :ha:
And the real Plan™ is always written like that, you see? Italics and trademarked. Like in "The Plan™". ;)
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That's a competing Plan. One that doesn't involve _____ ___ _ ____ _____ ____ed. The Plan makes up for in effect what it lacks in ______ ___ ___ _______.
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Originally posted by Styxx
Hah, like you know anything! :ha:
All I know is that it involves several horses, a camera and the swedish womens beach-volleyball team. (;7)
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Originally posted by an0n
All I know is that it involves several horses, a camera and the swedish womens beach-volleyball team. (;7)
No, no. That's even another Plan. The silly one. :p
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So it doesn't have anything to do with the n00b genocide plan then?
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That's the Plan in italics. The Plan is so secret we shall not mention its name again, mm?
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Originally posted by an0n
So it doesn't have anything to do with the n00b genocide plan then?
Nope, nothing at all. You're completely misinformed...
Now, back to your cage!! :D
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ermmmm...what about The Spam Plan™? Is that the one that you guys are staging right now in this thread? :D
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Originally posted by Corsair
ermmmm...what about The Spam Plan™? Is that the one that you guys are staging right now in this thread? :D
Fool! There is no spam here, only content!
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This is less a plan than an anarchic insurrection.
And it's even less that than it is a random assemblage of those capable of bringing post rates to the brink of flood control.
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Originally posted by Corsair
ermmmm...what about The Spam Plan™? Is that the one that you guys are staging right now in this thread? :D
This is part of the Perimeter Defence Plan. We make it appear that the forums have decended into chaos in order to deter retarded newbies, then we get the volleyball team in and have let the horses make crazy horse love to the swedes. Then we sell the video on pay-per-view to finance the Master Plan.
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
This is less a plan than an anarchic insurrection.
And it's even less that than it is a random assemblage of those capable of bringing post rates to the brink of flood control.
Random being the word. Random!
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To the two with the same sig...
5/5 for a spin onna quote from my favorite SOC mission.
However I'll let one of you decide who gets a -3 for not getting it posted first.
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Originally posted by Kitsune
To the two with the same sig...
5/5 for a spin onna quote from my favorite SOC mission.
However I'll let one of you decide who gets a -3 for not getting it posted first.
:wtf:
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Yeees... we masterminds of the New World Order/Illuminati/Microsoft ARE geniuses... bring all the Plans together under the one true Plan. Muhahahaaa.
Who else could have thought to use forum spam, bestial porn, and chicken processing as mere implements in a greater conspiracy, one to bring about the very _________ itself!
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an0n, I was referring to the "SPAM SPAM SPAM!" quotes.
And Stryke, I really hope that 'bestial' thing is a poke at that 'lieks goats' part on your title...
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Originally posted by Kitsune
an0n, I was referring to the "SPAM SPAM SPAM!" quotes.
And Stryke, I really hope that 'bestial' thing is a poke at that 'lieks goats' part on your title...
Don't ask.... just don't.....
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Originally posted by Zeronet
I believe this thread was created in an attempt to better our signatures overall. :eek:
Well, you believe wrong.
And remember people, spam = bad.
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Yeah, Shrike is running some... experiments. ;)
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Originally posted by Shrike
Well, you believe wrong.
And remember people, spam = bad.
So it does little meaningful in regards to progress?
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The 'bestial' bit was referring to YOUR post about... lessee here... "crazy horse love". :p
I try not to look at my title here, it just got annoying after about a week. Worse even than the original one, which at least had llamas in it. Goats are only good for weaponry, llamas are flat-out cool.
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Stryke:
The 'bestial' bit was referring to YOUR post about... lessee here... "crazy horse love".
:wtf:
You seem to have me and an0n mixed up...
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Originally posted by an0n
...then we get the volleyball team in and have let the horses make crazy horse love to the swedes. Then we sell the video on pay-per-view to finance the Master Plan.
I just checked the first one I saw referring, I dunno.
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I'll accept the sigy above. I've seen far worse, which coming from me is high praise. Carry on, pilot.