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Title: so that's what was causing global warming
Post by: Bobboau on September 21, 2010, 10:40:24 am
teh gays (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/09/21/climate_change/)
Title: Re: so that's what was causing global warming
Post by: The E on September 21, 2010, 10:48:27 am
Pah. Everyone knows that global warming is caused by a lack of 17th-century style piracy.
Title: Re: so that's what was causing global warming
Post by: iamzack on September 21, 2010, 11:51:13 am
it's all that buttsex. more friction than god intended.
Title: Re: so that's what was causing global warming
Post by: Solatar on September 21, 2010, 11:58:47 am
KY for Great Justice.
Title: Re: so that's what was causing global warming
Post by: Rodo on September 21, 2010, 12:13:54 pm
You gotta be kidding.
Title: Re: so that's what was causing global warming
Post by: headdie on September 21, 2010, 12:51:14 pm
out of all that the line i love is

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Clerics in the South Pacific have fingered the key cause of climate change - homosexuals.
Title: Re: so that's what was causing global warming
Post by: Shivan Hunter on September 21, 2010, 01:29:33 pm
...

I can't even take this seriously. Idiots are just way too fun to laugh at. This is seriously a new low.
Title: Re: so that's what was causing global warming
Post by: Mongoose on September 21, 2010, 01:36:26 pm
out of all that the line i love is

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Clerics in the South Pacific have fingered the key cause of climate change - homosexuals.
:lol:
Title: Re: so that's what was causing global warming
Post by: The E on September 21, 2010, 01:51:13 pm
Yeah, those damn homosexuals sure are HOT.
Title: Re: so that's what was causing global warming
Post by: Rodo on September 21, 2010, 02:08:51 pm
You did it, I lol'd and now everyone in the office is looking my way.
Title: Re: so that's what was causing global warming
Post by: Mongoose on September 21, 2010, 02:26:16 pm
Maybe we should change the name to Global Fah-laming!
Title: Re: so that's what was causing global warming
Post by: MP-Ryan on September 21, 2010, 07:36:44 pm
I don't have the vocabulary at hand to deliver a scathe-level suitable for this kind of stupidity - and that's saying something.
Title: Re: so that's what was causing global warming
Post by: Dilmah G on September 22, 2010, 08:25:35 am
I found this almost as funny. (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/09/21/law_appeal/)

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A court has ruled that women's nipples do not enjoy freedom of expression under the US Constitution.
Title: Re: so that's what was causing global warming
Post by: Titan on September 22, 2010, 09:27:26 am
The difference being that this is hilariously retarded, whereas that it a bit of a social issue.
Title: Re: so that's what was causing global warming
Post by: General Battuta on September 22, 2010, 09:55:22 am
I actually find this very plausible. It's well know that homosexuals go through a great many condoms due to the nature of their sexual experiences and the degree to which their communities are at risk for STIs. Since condom manufacture is environmentally unfriendly and the resulting waste is hard to dispose of, they doubtless have a considerable negative impact.

Furthermore, I think it's clear that the increased metereological activity associated with concentrations of homosexuals could change the climate, especially as lightning could start forest fires and the accompanying increased rainfall might raise sea levels.
Title: Re: so that's what was causing global warming
Post by: SpardaSon21 on September 22, 2010, 11:50:19 am
Don't forget that Muslim cleric who said immodestly dressed women cause adultery which increases the chance of earthquakes.
Title: Re: so that's what was causing global warming
Post by: Rodo on September 22, 2010, 06:48:55 pm
Don't forget that Muslim cleric who said immodestly dressed women cause adultery which increases the chance of earthquakes.

For real?
Title: Re: so that's what was causing global warming
Post by: MR_T3D on September 22, 2010, 07:50:14 pm
Don't forget that Muslim cleric who said immodestly dressed women cause adultery which increases the chance of earthquakes.

For real?


For real. (http://articles.cnn.com/2010-04-20/world/iran.promiscuity.earthquakes_1_iran-cleric-earthquakes-prayer-leader?_s=PM:WORLD)
Title: Re: so that's what was causing global warming
Post by: Rodo on September 22, 2010, 08:17:01 pm
Of course, how could I have not known the relation between promiscuity and earthquakes.
Title: Re: so that's what was causing global warming
Post by: The E on September 22, 2010, 08:39:04 pm
Yeah, all that  banging surely must have an effect.
Title: Re: so that's what was causing global warming
Post by: Mongoose on September 22, 2010, 09:26:37 pm
Shakira's hips don't lie...but they do resonate the planet.
Title: Re: so that's what was causing global warming
Post by: Flipside on September 23, 2010, 12:51:55 am
'Did the Earth move for ya baby?'