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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Galemp on October 04, 2010, 11:50:16 pm
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so I have had 3 goasses of wine and a beer and some peach schnapps and more schapps and more schnapps and not I hfeel compelled to post a hamnyurgetr thrad
who i with me??
...also I have my girflfiriend here who wants me to go to bed. and I want to go to bed with her but I have to post this first.
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No.
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God you guys are lightweights.
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I've never figured out why people drink to get drunk in the first place. Anything more than a beer or two with a meal seems like an utter waste. :p
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I know a person who drinks to see just how much it takes to get herself completely drunk.
Last count was 32 shots of Tequila and three beers. I was impressed.
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hui this is my last hamnyurger post because I am going to sleep now
I had weird dream while asleep, that g/f was commi trying to take Precious Bodliy Fluids
something from Dr. Strangelove I'm sure. anywy.
had to make on emore hmygr post before sleep. this will be fun to read in the morning.
bai!
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Maybe he's not working tomorrow?....
If so, happy drunk post!
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...(pic)...will have your attention in a minute, so maybe no more drunk posts... ;)
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...also I have my girflfiriend here who wants me to go to bed. and I want to go to bed with her but I have to post this first.
Get your girlfriend drunk, then have her post.
I know a person who drinks to see just how much it takes to get herself completely drunk.
Last count was 32 shots of Tequila and three beers. I was impressed.
Last count was 32 shots of Tequila and three beers. I was impressed.
32 shots of Tequila
32 shots
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had to make on emore hmygr post before sleep. this will be fun to read in the morning.
bai!
:nod: :D
I approve of hamnyurger threads.
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I know a person who drinks to see just how much it takes to get herself completely drunk.
Last count was 32 shots of Tequila and three beers. I was impressed.
by "completely drunk" you mean "dead of alcohol poisoning" right?
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I wonder if anyone would even be able to tell if posted drunk.
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itrs morning and im still kinda wobbly
then again, it's 5:30 in the mornng.
I think I'll have some water and go back to bed.
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I think I'll have some water and go back to bed.
Have some bed and go back to water.
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History repeats (http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php/topic,43129.html) :nervous:
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A wise man once said... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOl1aKKpum4)
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I had weird dream while asleep, that g/f was commi trying to take Precious Bodliy Fluids
Congradulations, nobody needs to know about your bodily fluids. :mad: :hopping: :beamz:
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I had weird dream while asleep, that g/f was commi trying to take Precious Bodliy Fluids
Congradulations, nobody needs to know about your bodily fluids. :mad: :hopping: :beamz:
Dr. Strangelove reference.
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I've never figured out why people drink to get drunk in the first place. Anything more than a beer or two with a meal seems like an utter waste. :p
(http://koti.welho.com/ahesso/Animation/Motivation_Forthelulz.jpg)
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I know a person who drinks to see just how much it takes to get herself completely drunk.
Last count was 32 shots of Tequila and three beers. I was impressed.
by "completely drunk" you mean "dead of alcohol poisoning" right?
Actually no. Yeah, she passed out, but she somehow didn't even have a hangover the next morning. Completely baffles me.
EDIT: And she still remembers the whole night too. Makes me think something's not quite right with that, but whatever. She's got people to vouch.
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there is NO WAY you don't go to the hospital after 35 drinks.
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It often helped me to talk myself out of something by claiming that I couldn't remember 'cause I was too drunk. But I always remember EVERYTHING :shaking:
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Actually no. Yeah, she passed out, but she somehow didn't even have a hangover the next morning. Completely baffles me.
EDIT: And she still remembers the whole night too. Makes me think something's not quite right with that, but whatever. She's got people to vouch.
I call shenanigans. Unless she's the size of a whale that would practically kill most people.
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there is NO WAY you don't go to the hospital after 35 drinks.
That used to be an average night before I got old. Now I'm down to between 20 and 25.
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Good afternoon. I am sober now. And I don't think I'll be posting in this thread anymore, I seem to have done enough damage already. :nervous:
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I <3 hamnyurger threads
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(http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/7757/hamnyurgercolonthree.jpg)
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That used to be an average night before I got old. Now I'm down to between 20 and 25.
You've just told us an awful lot about your BMI, or you're a liar. :P
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The hamnyurger thread lives onnnn
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there is NO WAY you don't go to the hospital after 35 drinks.
spread them way out.
forget the numbers between 20-29 because you're drunk.
not impossible.
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a girl i know claimed she once had a BAC of 5.0
i asked if she meant 0.5
she was positive it was 5.0
people are stupid
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That used to be an average night before I got old. Now I'm down to between 20 and 25.
You've just told us an awful lot about your BMI, or you're a liar. :P
Actually there are many people that can do it. Seems to be a local thing. Fat/skinny it doesn't matter. If you say your going out for a couple of beers you mean at least 12.
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HAMNYURGER THREAD LIVES GIMME CHEESEBEURGER
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[skeptic]What I want to know is this: If you started this thread completely hammered, then why is "HAMNYURGER" in the title spelled *exactly* the same way in your thread title as it is in the one linked to on the first page?
That's quite a coincidence...[/skeptic]
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Becuase el hamnyurger is an HLP tradition
It's on the HLP admissions test...didnt you take it?
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ironic, but I just realized, last friday night, that hamburgers and beer actually don't mix well.
its shocking, but around 15 beers and several hamburgers means that your last burger and some beer is actually just rented.
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Mods see me rollin'
They hatin'
Patrollin' and tryin' to catch me postin' double
My posts soooooo long
They hopin' they gonna catch me postin' double
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there is NO WAY you don't go to the hospital after 35 drinks.
That used to be an average night before I got old. Now I'm down to between 20 and 25.
There are two obvious explanations:
- I forgot how much so it must be that many! [And I have receipt to prove it! I never buy rounds for anyone!]
- Man your drinks are watered down!
Select the one you like better.
I heard in Greece that they could outdrink Finns :rolleyes:.
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The Greeks still can't outdrink the Irish. Nobody can, that's why they're the Irish.
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Haven't met a lot of Irish people so I can't comment on that. But I stereotypically thought that it would mainly be beer that they would be drinking.
Russian vs. Irish drinking match would actually be interesting to see.
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there is NO WAY you don't go to the hospital after 35 drinks.
That used to be an average night before I got old. Now I'm down to between 20 and 25.
There are two obvious explanations:
- I forgot how much so it must be that many! [And I have receipt to prove it! I never buy rounds for anyone!]
- Man your drinks are watered down!
Select the one you like better.
I heard in Greece that they could outdrink Finns :rolleyes:.
One black sharpie mark for every shot. 32 tallies total, and three (admittedly self-proclaimed) beers. Some people are just amazing drinkers.
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32 tallies together? (Black marks drawn by who?)
Please let me quote myself:
- Man your drinks are watered down!
Or, optionally: Man your drinks are small!
----- Wait a second
On the second thought, assuming standard 40 ml shot, 32 shots makes 1.28 litres of something with 40 % alcohol content. That's actually certainly doable - and actually rather easy - makes me wonder if even I have done something like that when I was younger and dumber.
Now when she sips down a single Vodka bottle (0.7 litres, 40 %) with a single lift of the arm, then we're talking...
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i gots hamyugers!
with dat gobne on with after lotsa drinks i'm sitting here writing this post . ::why? hell should I knows
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Can we just sticky this and make it the official HLP drunk thread?
You know, like Whatever Happens in Your Liver
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:lol:
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Can we just sticky this and make it the official HLP drunk thread?
You know, like Whatever Happens in Your Liver
I approve
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urk..why did I post in this thread again? :confused:
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there is NO WAY you don't go to the hospital after 35 drinks.
If you're talking 35 standard drinks, so metric tequila shots (30mL), you're at 1.05L of tequila - no worries. Not even a full 1.125L bottle of spirits, I've done that many times. If you're talking 1 oz shots (37mL) then you're at 1.3 L of spirits, give or take. Harder, but by no means definitie hospitalization, particularly not for a seasoned drinker. Put in context, this (higher figure) is about five bottles of wine or just over a carton's worth (27.5 cans) of full strength beer. Consider the greatest moment in Australian sport (http://www.thefanatics.com/content.php?id=330) when Boonie managed 52 full strength beers on the 24 hour flight from Sydney to London - effectively 81.25 metric shots or 65.8 1 oz shots. It can be done. By legends.
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IT IS TIME.
Pete's birthday was on a Thurday so a Friday hamnyurger time is better.
We can has beer (soemthing shocker, a belgian ale with orange that is dlishous) and SKYY vodka and also Kahlua, Bailey's and amaretto liquer makes a nice drink. but irish coffee works too.
mainly baileys and coffee, and rum and SunnyD, and vodka and suunny D, and voka, and other things. this is a nice day after birthday.
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Do you has a corm?
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I just found I'm far from being a seasoned drinker... and I won't be drinking tequila again any time soon.
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I dislike the taste of wine. I've tasted beer before, but I thought it was too gassy.
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What beer
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Tiger Beer, I think. It's probably not very good beer...
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One time, er, someone I know had nearly a whole liter of vodka. I thought to myself "verily, a hamnyurger thread is in order!" but then that person I knew never bothered posting a hamnyurger thread because he was busy playing LOMAC. I should get a prize so I can give it to him for not disturbing the forum.
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Tiger Beer, I think. It's probably not very good beer...
****ty beer will make you not like alcohol... Actually some bad beer barely has any alcohol. :drevil:
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you know i can be completely plastered and not give any indication of my blood alcohol level in my posts. now you could say that hamnyurger threads are always started ether by booze newbs, or perhaps people with severe emotional problems who drink till they puke and then drink some more. since neither one of these situations seems likely the only other reasonable explanation is that people use being moderately drunk as an excuse to spam gd. im sorry im going to have to call bull**** on this whole phenomena.
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puke and then drink some more.
They say beer will make me dumb.
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puke and then drink some more.
They say beer will make me dumb.
It are go good with pizza
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So much for my chain lyric quote attempt.
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puke and then drink some more.
They say beer will make me dumb.
AND I SHOWED THEM
DERP
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i take your derp and raise you a lock