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Title: South Korea has started their artillery drill, could start a war.
Post by: Bobboau on December 20, 2010, 12:58:15 am
http://www.ctv.ca/CTVNews/World/20101220/south-korea-artillery-drills-101220/

South Korea has started firing artillery in the direction directly away from North Korea, NK has said this would be an act of war and will retaliate for SK firing upon the water they unilaterally declared theirs, SK has said if NK fires on them "massive retaliation" will result, if everyone does what they said they will do we will have a war on our hands within the hour.
Title: Re: South Korea has started their artillery drill, could start a war.
Post by: FUBAR-BDHR on December 20, 2010, 01:05:45 am
Technically the war never ended so the cease fire would just be over. 

Personally I have the feeling that the idiot leader wants to go out in a blaze of glory and take his entire country with him.
Title: Re: South Korea has started their artillery drill, could start a war.
Post by: Scotty on December 20, 2010, 01:35:30 am
Am I the only one who wants us (take that particular pronoun however you want to) to preemptive strike the hell out of NK so the big cities close to the border on both sides don't get the living daylights bombed and shelled out of them?
Title: Re: South Korea has started their artillery drill, could start a war.
Post by: Bobboau on December 20, 2010, 01:47:23 am
that would not work how you want it to work.
Title: Re: South Korea has started their artillery drill, could start a war.
Post by: FUBAR-BDHR on December 20, 2010, 01:56:34 am
Drills are over already. 
Title: Re: South Korea has started their artillery drill, could start a war.
Post by: Bobboau on December 20, 2010, 02:53:17 am
and as of now NK has done nothing, about what I expected.
Title: Re: South Korea has started their artillery drill, could start a war.
Post by: Turambar on December 20, 2010, 02:55:08 am
Hooray wars not starting!
Title: Re: South Korea has started their artillery drill, could start a war.
Post by: Bobboau on December 20, 2010, 03:07:08 am
yet.

one of the Kims could yet, wake up and decide to tell their military to level Seoul because the color blue is unpleasant.
Title: Re: South Korea has started their artillery drill, could start a war.
Post by: Dilmah G on December 20, 2010, 05:41:49 am
and as of now NK has done nothing, about what I expected.
They said they're going to play nice. (http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/breaking-news/north-korea-says-it-wont-retaliate/story-fn3dxity-1225974129381)
Title: Re: South Korea has started their artillery drill, could start a war.
Post by: newman on December 20, 2010, 06:05:05 am
Kim Jong-il got himself a one month ban after shelling that island, so the war has been postponed.
Title: Re: South Korea has started their artillery drill, could start a war.
Post by: Bobboau on December 20, 2010, 10:27:27 am
"The North said after the 90-minute drills ended that it resisted striking back because they would have been obliterated if they had."
Title: Re: South Korea has started their artillery drill, could start a war.
Post by: Kolgena on December 20, 2010, 10:31:28 am
It's like mutually assured destruction without nukes and on a tiny scale. Interesting experiment this is, really. A few hundred shells back and forth is really enough to screw both parties over royally.
Title: Re: South Korea has started their artillery drill, could start a war.
Post by: Dilmah G on December 20, 2010, 10:33:32 am
Yeah. And I mean, only a complete and utter tool would strike a country in the middle of an exercise - you know, where all their toy boats, planes, and cars are out. I understand the South had aircraft flying CAP, ready to lay the smackdown on the North if they attempted anything, so they were probably correct in saying they would be obliterated. :P
Title: Re: South Korea has started their artillery drill, could start a war.
Post by: Bobboau on December 20, 2010, 11:21:01 am
they didn't actually say that out loud, I was translating from the bul****ese korean dialect.
Title: Re: South Korea has started their artillery drill, could start a war.
Post by: Snail on December 20, 2010, 01:35:52 pm
one of the Kims could yet, wake up and decide to tell their military to level Seoul because the color blue is unpleasant.
Actually I think blue is Kim's favorite colour.
Title: Re: South Korea has started their artillery drill, could start a war.
Post by: Hades on December 20, 2010, 01:36:37 pm
then he'd level Seoul so they can't have his blue
Title: Re: South Korea has started their artillery drill, could start a war.
Post by: Sarafan on December 20, 2010, 01:49:33 pm
if everyone does what they said they will do we will have a war on our hands within the hour.

Politicians actually doing what they say they will do? You already know its not going to happen.
Title: Re: South Korea has started their artillery drill, could start a war.
Post by: Nemesis6 on December 20, 2010, 02:40:51 pm
"The North said after the 90-minute drills ended that it resisted striking back because they would have been obliterated if they had."
That is kind of confusing... knowing the delusions of grandeur of the North, does "they" refer to the South or themselves? O_o
Title: Re: South Korea has started their artillery drill, could start a war.
Post by: iamzack on December 21, 2010, 06:06:58 pm
they should bomb that fake north korean city that doesnt have any people in it
Title: Re: South Korea has started their artillery drill, could start a war.
Post by: Thaeris on December 21, 2010, 10:01:53 pm
But then you'll kill all the fake happy and prosperous North Koreans!
Title: Re: South Korea has started their artillery drill, could start a war.
Post by: IceFire on December 21, 2010, 11:04:09 pm
Actually it seems to have been a well calculated move by the South Korean government. They were criticized badly for their tepid response after the shelling and there has been quite a bit of frustration over the sinking of that frigate earlier in the year. So this exercise, already scheduled (it wasn't a new plan), plus all of the tensions makes them look like they have some backbone and in a game of chicken they have prevailed over the north. It's the usual rhetoric but the tension levels are way up there on the scale.

I fear that it will postpone things a few days or weeks or maybe months before something will spark again.
Title: Re: South Korea has started their artillery drill, could start a war.
Post by: FUBAR-BDHR on December 21, 2010, 11:06:58 pm
Actually South Korea is holding larger drills on Thrusday:  http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/asiapcf/12/21/south.korea.drills/index.html?hpt=T2
Title: Re: South Korea has started their artillery drill, could start a war.
Post by: Dilmah G on December 21, 2010, 11:14:43 pm
Jeez! Those MPs look like kids!

I reckon the North will retaliate, but perhaps in their own time in response to any further drills.
Title: Re: South Korea has started their artillery drill, could start a war.
Post by: Bobboau on December 21, 2010, 11:59:41 pm
Actually South Korea is holding larger drills on Thrusday:  http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/asiapcf/12/21/south.korea.drills/index.html?hpt=T2

South Korea: "hit me! hit me one more mother****ing time! I dare you!"
Title: Re: South Korea has started their artillery drill, could start a war.
Post by: StarSlayer on December 22, 2010, 12:02:59 am
The DPRK's strategy for foreign relations seems to revolve around going all in every time for every situation.  Eventually someone's going to call.
Title: Re: South Korea has started their artillery drill, could start a war.
Post by: Kosh on December 22, 2010, 06:35:58 pm
I don't have a problem if these two start World War 3, just so long as I have a chance to get off this rock before that happens.
Title: Re: South Korea has started their artillery drill, could start a war.
Post by: karajorma on December 22, 2010, 08:36:05 pm
I would complain that that's a rather selfish opinion but you didn't specify you had to make it off this rock alive.


Anyone else think we should strap Kosh to a rocket and fire him into space? :p
Title: Re: South Korea has started their artillery drill, could start a war.
Post by: Black Wolf on December 22, 2010, 09:15:31 pm
Korea's hardly in a position to start WW3, especially if those wikileaks cables had China's attitudes towards the north pegged in any way accurately. It'd be a dogpile on NK, lots of South Korean casualties, and maybe a few retribution missiles lobbed at random countries (likely Japan, given proximity), but it'd be a very localized war.
Title: Re: South Korea has started their artillery drill, could start a war.
Post by: StarSlayer on December 22, 2010, 09:46:51 pm
I would complain that that's a rather selfish opinion but you didn't specify you had to make it off this rock alive.


Anyone else think we should strap Kosh to a rocket and fire him into space? :p

Howse about an ICBM?  Does that still count as getting him off this rock first before he eventually "Slim Pickens" it on a MIRV?
Title: Re: South Korea has started their artillery drill, could start a war.
Post by: Androgeos Exeunt on December 23, 2010, 09:03:26 am
Now we have this (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-12067735). Don't smoke 'em yet.
Title: Re: South Korea has started their artillery drill, could start a war.
Post by: Kosh on December 23, 2010, 09:27:02 am
I would complain that that's a rather selfish opinion but you didn't specify you had to make it off this rock alive.


Anyone else think we should strap Kosh to a rocket and fire him into space? :p


The ultimate nitpick..... :P
Title: Re: South Korea has started their artillery drill, could start a war.
Post by: Androgeos Exeunt on December 23, 2010, 12:01:39 pm
I would complain that that's a rather selfish opinion but you didn't specify you had to make it off this rock alive.


Anyone else think we should strap Kosh to a rocket and fire him into space? :p

How about a rocket launched from a mass driver? :drevil: