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Title: Battuta's tangent
Post by: General Battuta on January 11, 2011, 11:31:21 pm
Hopefully from your eyeballs.  Otherwise I don't see a point.

Well if you've ever seen the movie Liquid Sky where her sex partners vaporize at the moment of climax I was thinking and when I saw this I
Title: Re: Battuta's tangent
Post by: Goober5000 on January 12, 2011, 12:02:02 am
Split cause I don't see any relevance to the original topic. :p  If this develops into a crazy tangent or a flame war, it can do so here.
Title: Re: Battuta's tangent
Post by: General Battuta on January 12, 2011, 07:51:00 am
Well Goober let me explain this joke to you so that you can understand it and find it hilarious.

SpardaSon was replying to a post about developing the ability to fire beams of antimatter. Mr. SpardaSon here wished to develop the ability to fire beams of antimatter from his eyes, because otherwise, the right honorable Mr. SpardaSon contended, there would be no point.

But I, to the contrary, contended that if one might deploy antimatter in one's ejaculate, one could vaporize one's sex partners, thereby emulating the fundamental conceit of famous indie film LIQUID SKY. Additionally one could become pretty effective at sexual assault, however I would not want to do this as I am a civilized man who holds teatimes and respects my fellow man and women.

I guess it is important that we split out single posts though otherwise our threads might not be RAILROADS and the railroad is the key to the colonization of the west.
Title: Re: Battuta's tangent
Post by: Nuke on January 12, 2011, 08:22:36 am
dude, youve got a sick mind
:D
Title: Re: Battuta's tangent
Post by: TopAce on January 12, 2011, 08:49:35 am
Well Goober let me explain this joke to you so that you can understand it and find it hilarious.

SpardaSon was replying to a post about developing the ability to fire beams of antimatter. Mr. SpardaSon here wished to develop the ability to fire beams of antimatter from his eyes, because otherwise, the right honorable Mr. SpardaSon contended, there would be no point.

But I, to the contrary, contended that if one might deploy antimatter in one's ejaculate, one could vaporize one's sex partners, thereby emulating the fundamental conceit of famous indie film LIQUID SKY. Additionally one could become pretty effective at sexual assault, however I would not want to do this as I am a civilized man who holds teatimes and respects my fellow man and women.

I guess it is important that we split out single posts though otherwise our threads might not be RAILROADS and the railroad is the key to the colonization of the west.


Are you drunk? :lol:
Title: Re: Battuta's tangent
Post by: General Battuta on January 12, 2011, 08:51:20 am
I have never touched spirits! Nor other indulgences of sin, to wit, peyote, or that Eastern vice, opium.

Title: Re: Battuta's tangent
Post by: The E on January 12, 2011, 09:00:17 am
He seems to have gotten a severe case of Mobius' disease.
Title: Re: Battuta's tangent
Post by: Titan on January 12, 2011, 09:29:52 am
No, he just does that sometimes.
Title: Re: Battuta's tangent
Post by: Kolgena on January 12, 2011, 09:33:57 am
I'm lost.

You said "her sex partners", then talked about antimatter in ejaculate. Your physiology is inconsistent.
Title: Re: Battuta's tangent
Post by: General Battuta on January 12, 2011, 09:38:05 am
I'm lost.

You said "her sex partners", then talked about antimatter in ejaculate. Your physiology is inconsistent.

Not so, good sir, not at all! You have simply misparsed my meaning! The means may vary, but the mechanism remains consistent: namely, the discorporification of one's partner at the moment of physical release! Is the scope of modern medical science not remarkable?
Title: Re: Battuta's tangent
Post by: Mars on January 12, 2011, 09:42:45 am
LMFAO.
Title: Re: Battuta's tangent
Post by: Scotty on January 12, 2011, 09:57:09 am
Battuta's tangent.

*snicker*
Title: Re: Battuta's tangent
Post by: Flipside on January 12, 2011, 10:04:04 am
Tangents are a SIN!

Oh wait, no, a SIN is Opposite over Hypotenuse....

;)
Title: Re: Battuta's tangent
Post by: Snail on January 12, 2011, 10:06:09 am
Tangents are a SIN!

Oh wait, no, a SIN is Opposite over Hypotenuse....

;)
Funny Cos it's true


oww
Title: Re: Battuta's tangent
Post by: T-LoW on January 12, 2011, 10:18:32 am
I have the desire to drink a beer with this man - or two (maybe three).
Title: Re: Battuta's tangent
Post by: Nuke on January 12, 2011, 12:08:05 pm
or drink all six yourself and get into a fight with him over it.
Title: Re: Battuta's tangent
Post by: Colonol Dekker on January 12, 2011, 12:46:53 pm
If looks could kill.
I'd be fine  :nervous:
Title: Re: Battuta's tangent
Post by: Herra Tohtori on January 12, 2011, 12:49:06 pm
This tangent is now hyperbolic
Title: Re: Battuta's tangent
Post by: Snail on January 12, 2011, 02:10:59 pm
fuuuuuuuuu
Title: Re: Battuta's tangent
Post by: redsniper on January 12, 2011, 02:14:01 pm
/me approves of this topic. :yes:
Title: Re: Battuta's tangent
Post by: Colonol Dekker on January 12, 2011, 02:36:10 pm
Ughhnnnn. Touchscreen phone made the topic sticky without my notice :ick:


Well, too late now :p
Title: Re: Battuta's tangent
Post by: Snail on January 12, 2011, 02:36:49 pm
It's pretty important. We wouldn't want people missing this topic and making arses of themselves.
Title: Re: Battuta's tangent
Post by: Scotty on January 12, 2011, 02:40:47 pm
Ew Dekker you made the topic all sticky! :ick:
Title: Re: Battuta's tangent
Post by: NGTM-1R on January 12, 2011, 02:42:53 pm
Ew Dekker you made the topic all sticky! :ick:

Hundreds of women agree that this was for the better, apparently.

I mean, if anything Dekker's ever said is true. :P
Title: Re: Battuta's tangent
Post by: Mongoose on January 12, 2011, 02:47:41 pm
My name is Mongoose, and I approve of this thread. :yes:
Title: Re: Battuta's tangent
Post by: watsisname on January 12, 2011, 06:02:02 pm
well i did find one bad way to excrete antimatter and

i mean seriously it's like sneezing flames

awwww
Title: Re: Battuta's tangent
Post by: Mr. Vega on January 12, 2011, 08:30:22 pm
He sounds like the ghost of Aldous Huxley possessed him and then proceeded to get him drunk off his ass.

Well, absinthe would also get the job done, and it would be more in character for old Aldous.
Title: Re: Battuta's tangent
Post by: Rodo on January 15, 2011, 05:20:57 pm
excretions?... antimater beamz?
WOW.