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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: General Battuta on January 11, 2011, 11:31:21 pm
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Hopefully from your eyeballs. Otherwise I don't see a point.
Well if you've ever seen the movie Liquid Sky where her sex partners vaporize at the moment of climax I was thinking and when I saw this I
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Split cause I don't see any relevance to the original topic. :p If this develops into a crazy tangent or a flame war, it can do so here.
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Well Goober let me explain this joke to you so that you can understand it and find it hilarious.
SpardaSon was replying to a post about developing the ability to fire beams of antimatter. Mr. SpardaSon here wished to develop the ability to fire beams of antimatter from his eyes, because otherwise, the right honorable Mr. SpardaSon contended, there would be no point.
But I, to the contrary, contended that if one might deploy antimatter in one's ejaculate, one could vaporize one's sex partners, thereby emulating the fundamental conceit of famous indie film LIQUID SKY. Additionally one could become pretty effective at sexual assault, however I would not want to do this as I am a civilized man who holds teatimes and respects my fellow man and women.
I guess it is important that we split out single posts though otherwise our threads might not be RAILROADS and the railroad is the key to the colonization of the west.
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dude, youve got a sick mind
:D
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Well Goober let me explain this joke to you so that you can understand it and find it hilarious.
SpardaSon was replying to a post about developing the ability to fire beams of antimatter. Mr. SpardaSon here wished to develop the ability to fire beams of antimatter from his eyes, because otherwise, the right honorable Mr. SpardaSon contended, there would be no point.
But I, to the contrary, contended that if one might deploy antimatter in one's ejaculate, one could vaporize one's sex partners, thereby emulating the fundamental conceit of famous indie film LIQUID SKY. Additionally one could become pretty effective at sexual assault, however I would not want to do this as I am a civilized man who holds teatimes and respects my fellow man and women.
I guess it is important that we split out single posts though otherwise our threads might not be RAILROADS and the railroad is the key to the colonization of the west.
Are you drunk? :lol:
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I have never touched spirits! Nor other indulgences of sin, to wit, peyote, or that Eastern vice, opium.
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He seems to have gotten a severe case of Mobius' disease.
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No, he just does that sometimes.
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I'm lost.
You said "her sex partners", then talked about antimatter in ejaculate. Your physiology is inconsistent.
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I'm lost.
You said "her sex partners", then talked about antimatter in ejaculate. Your physiology is inconsistent.
Not so, good sir, not at all! You have simply misparsed my meaning! The means may vary, but the mechanism remains consistent: namely, the discorporification of one's partner at the moment of physical release! Is the scope of modern medical science not remarkable?
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LMFAO.
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Battuta's tangent.
*snicker*
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Tangents are a SIN!
Oh wait, no, a SIN is Opposite over Hypotenuse....
;)
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Tangents are a SIN!
Oh wait, no, a SIN is Opposite over Hypotenuse....
;)
Funny Cos it's true
oww
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I have the desire to drink a beer with this man - or two (maybe three).
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or drink all six yourself and get into a fight with him over it.
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If looks could kill.
I'd be fine :nervous:
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This tangent is now hyperbolic
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fuuuuuuuuu
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/me approves of this topic. :yes:
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Ughhnnnn. Touchscreen phone made the topic sticky without my notice :ick:
Well, too late now :p
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It's pretty important. We wouldn't want people missing this topic and making arses of themselves.
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Ew Dekker you made the topic all sticky! :ick:
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Ew Dekker you made the topic all sticky! :ick:
Hundreds of women agree that this was for the better, apparently.
I mean, if anything Dekker's ever said is true. :P
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My name is Mongoose, and I approve of this thread. :yes:
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well i did find one bad way to excrete antimatter and
i mean seriously it's like sneezing flames
awwww
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He sounds like the ghost of Aldous Huxley possessed him and then proceeded to get him drunk off his ass.
Well, absinthe would also get the job done, and it would be more in character for old Aldous.
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excretions?... antimater beamz?
WOW.