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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: MachManX on January 24, 2011, 02:13:03 pm

Title: The Shivans Have Invaded Earth!!!
Post by: MachManX on January 24, 2011, 02:13:03 pm
OH SH--!  This human just got owned by a regular spider!  But we all know the truth...the spider has to be a SHIVAN!!!  And this one is in show-biz...we're all screwed!  I mean, Celebs get all the preferred treatment, access to the latest clubs and govt. tech, tax evasions and get out of jail free cards, etc etc.  Now what?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGkOyYwhpcE
Title: Re: The Shivans Have Invaded Earth!!!
Post by: Nuclear1 on January 24, 2011, 05:12:45 pm
That's really tragic and scary but look here this toaster makes eggs too

(http://a.fsdn.com/gc/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/toaster.jpg)
Title: Re: The Shivans Have Invaded Earth!!!
Post by: Colonol Dekker on January 24, 2011, 05:18:52 pm
Paint some boobies on it and i'm sold.
Title: Re: The Shivans Have Invaded Earth!!!
Post by: MachManX on January 27, 2011, 12:10:40 am
Hmm, the commercial not turning anyone on?  Love of shivans in spider disguises invading Earth?  Eh, thought it would be interestin'.....
Title: Re: The Shivans Have Invaded Earth!!!
Post by: Nemesis6 on January 27, 2011, 12:36:24 am
That's really tragic and scary but look here this toaster makes eggs too

(http://a.fsdn.com/gc/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/toaster.jpg)

Holy mother of... I must acquire this device!
Title: Re: The Shivans Have Invaded Earth!!!
Post by: Colonol Dekker on January 27, 2011, 03:27:10 am
Hmm, the commercial not turning anyone on?  Love of shivans in spider disguises invading Earth?  Eh, thought it would be interestin'.....


What can I say, we love eggs and toast :)
Title: Re: The Shivans Have Invaded Earth!!!
Post by: JGZinv on January 27, 2011, 06:40:30 am
I don't see where that toaster does scrambled eggs.... then I'll be impressed.     ....or how about a toaster for freaky spiders?
Title: Re: The Shivans Have Invaded Earth!!!
Post by: redsniper on January 27, 2011, 11:40:10 am
Toasters... spiders...

Cylons vs Shivans! :eek:
Title: Re: The Shivans Have Invaded Earth!!!
Post by: BengalTiger on January 27, 2011, 12:15:21 pm
Still not as good as "Spiders On Drugs".
Title: Re: The Shivans Have Invaded Earth!!!
Post by: NGTM-1R on January 27, 2011, 03:17:47 pm
Still not as good as "Spiders On Drugs".

Then you just end up with Peter Parker. :/
Title: Re: The Shivans Have Invaded Earth!!!
Post by: Nuclear1 on January 27, 2011, 03:26:47 pm
(http://www.preparednesspro.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/safety-in-your-car-carjacking.jpg)

GET OUT OF THE THREAD, NOW! TAKE YOUR SPIDERS WITH IT!

lol threadjacked
Title: Re: The Shivans Have Invaded Earth!!!
Post by: Kolgena on January 27, 2011, 06:19:18 pm
That guy has a strange grip... I didn't know it was safe to put your thumb on the slide.