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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: redsniper on January 25, 2011, 12:28:19 pm

Title: jobsniper obtains job with power of this stupid picture, friends, etc
Post by: redsniper on January 25, 2011, 12:28:19 pm: This is a totally original post. I'm not trying to copy or imitate anything that came before. No siree. (http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php?topic=71670.0)

all redsnipers desire gainful enterprise!

jobsniper subredsniper secures job by application of "knowing a guy who knows a guy", beard, etcetera. jobsniper suggests to inscrutable interviewers that personal interest in science and desire to do something "important" (in addition to education) qualifies him for engineering job: surely, jobsniper argues, his ability to work with parametric modeling program Solidworks will be aided by his knowledge of artistic 3D package Blender. surely, jobsniper continues, general knowledge of and experience with 3D modeling will be useful even in a different style of program! "As you can see here, I didn't make this, but I made it look good, in spite of the atrociously handicapped rendering software at school."

(http://i55.tinypic.com/2nuixom.jpg)

all redsnipers are hired in stagnant economy. filthy lucre will pour into coffers of redsniper!

truly the works of [REDACTED] and friends named Tim have blessed all redsnipers greatly!
Title: Re: jobsniper obtains job with power of this stupid picture, friends, etc
Post by: iamzack on January 25, 2011, 12:29:02 pm: i love you, snipey XD
Title: Re: jobsniper obtains job with power of this stupid picture, friends, etc
Post by: General Battuta on January 25, 2011, 12:31:17 pm: all battutas salute all redsnipers
Title: Re: jobsniper obtains job with power of this stupid picture, friends, etc
Post by: Flipside on January 25, 2011, 01:01:30 pm: Flipside learned never apply for a job with a Bank when the next day the Finance Chiefs talk about breaking it up into several smaller companies. Not the best time to apply I guess :(
Title: Re: jobsniper obtains job with power of this stupid picture, friends, etc
Post by: Galemp on January 25, 2011, 02:36:36 pm: Quote from: redsniper on January 25, 2011, 12:28:19 pm
filthy lucre will pour into coffers of redsniper!

:lol: congrats, man.
Title: Re: jobsniper obtains job with power of this stupid picture, friends, etc
Post by: Nuclear1 on January 25, 2011, 03:04:42 pm: Nuclears support the hirings of all redsnipers. Though Nuclears remain unemployed and lacking filthy lucre in the coffers, Nuclears supports redsnipers.
Title: Re: jobsniper obtains job with power of this stupid picture, friends, etc
Post by: General Battuta on January 25, 2011, 03:17:49 pm: Quote from: Galemp on January 25, 2011, 02:36:36 pm
Quote from: redsniper on January 25, 2011, 12:28:19 pm
filthy lucre will pour into coffers of redsniper!

:lol: congrats, man.

Oh come on, credit where credit's due.
Title: Re: jobsniper obtains job with power of this stupid picture, friends, etc
Post by: iamzack on January 25, 2011, 03:18:40 pm: imitation is the best form of flatterttuta?
Title: Re: jobsniper obtains job with power of this stupid picture, friends, etc
Post by: Mongoose on January 25, 2011, 03:59:30 pm: Mongeese are still trying to work up the balls to start applying for full-time positions, although Mongeese do have a possible inside lead. In the meantime, Mongeese have nearly landed a part-time online tutoring position, which makes Mongeese happy.
Title: Re: jobsniper obtains job with power of this stupid picture, friends, etc
Post by: IronBeer on January 25, 2011, 04:21:51 pm: Dem IronBeers is still crankin' through da college thingus. Chemie Engin... engu.... engine-summat-or-another, foist, then trying to be a freakin' dok. Coupla' years ta go still; lastest job ta "pour filthy lucre" (whatever dat iz) into the ol' "coffers" wuzz at what some smart peoplez call a "pilot plant biorefinery". Filthy "lucre", indeed.