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Title: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Post by: Lucika on February 06, 2011, 06:09:49 pm: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6130321/1/Jesus_and_Hitler_A_Romance

Beware, +18 material for the more sensitive guys out there.

What the... whaddada WA?

:jaw: :jaw:
Title: Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Post by: Nuclear1 on February 06, 2011, 06:16:26 pm: what is this i don't even
Title: Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Post by: Shivan Hunter on February 06, 2011, 06:28:58 pm: wat
Title: Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Post by: Polpolion on February 06, 2011, 06:33:27 pm: !?!

for srs?
Title: Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Post by: General Battuta on February 06, 2011, 06:50:22 pm: guys, this is pretty vanilla
Title: Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Post by: NGTM-1R on February 06, 2011, 11:28:29 pm: I'm sorry, was this supposed to make me care?

The content is bat****, but bat**** content can go some pretty good places as people who wander into the Eva section have probably figured out. Other than that, it actually seems fairly well-written.
Title: Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Post by: Mongoose on February 07, 2011, 12:44:59 am: I'm not about to sit down and read it, but have none of you ever heard of Rule 34 before? This is kind of a given. :p
Title: Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Post by: watsisname on February 07, 2011, 01:08:59 am: Spoiler:
Jesus was happy for the first time in his life.

D'awwww. <3
Title: Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Post by: Dilmah G on February 07, 2011, 02:39:00 am: What the ****?! This **** is bananas!
Title: Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Post by: Mefustae on February 07, 2011, 03:29:13 am: Could be weirder. They could be furries and spend half the fic yiffing.

Yeeeaah, let's all just imagine that for a sec.
Title: Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Post by: Hades on February 07, 2011, 07:00:20 am: Quote from: Mefustae on February 07, 2011, 03:29:13 am
Could be weirder. They could be furries and spend half the fic yiffing.

Yeeeaah, let's all just imagine that for a sec.

...

(http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm56/HLPHades/ImageMacros/ohnoes.gif)
Title: Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Post by: sayoqod on February 07, 2011, 07:15:08 am: Quote from: Mongoose on February 07, 2011, 12:44:59 am
I'm not about to sit down and read it, but have none of you ever heard of Rule 34 before? This is kind of a given. :p

No exceptions.
Title: Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Post by: iamzack on February 07, 2011, 07:28:58 am: I've seen worse. :|
Title: Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Post by: Kszyhu on February 07, 2011, 07:37:39 am: Quote from: Hades on February 07, 2011, 07:00:20 am
Quote from: Mefustae on February 07, 2011, 03:29:13 am
Could be weirder. They could be furries and spend half the fic yiffing.

Yeeeaah, let's all just imagine that for a sec.

...

gif

Fortunately, to imagine that, you have to know what 'yiffing' means.
...

:shaking:
Title: Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Post by: Lucika on February 07, 2011, 07:39:41 am: Quote from: sayoqod on February 07, 2011, 07:15:08 am
Quote from: Mongoose on February 07, 2011, 12:44:59 am
I'm not about to sit down and read it, but have none of you ever heard of Rule 34 before? This is kind of a given. :p

No exceptions.

Not even FreeSpace?! :O
Title: Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Post by: swashmebuckle on February 07, 2011, 08:16:56 am: I consider myself something of an expert on the Jesus-gets-fellated subgenre, having once featured the act using stop motion with real renaissance masterpieces in a music video, and I gotta say this Hitler angle didn't really do anything for it IMO. Maybe if, instead of time travel, Hitler
Spoiler:
teleported to the Yalta conference and teamed up with Stalin for an all-monster DP on Churchill while FDR watched helpless with a raging hard-on
then you might have had something, but Jesus? I mean, once you've done
Spoiler:
snuff
you really can't escalate the shock value much. Still, points for trying.
Title: Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Post by: General Battuta on February 07, 2011, 08:44:10 am: /
Quote from: swashmebuckle on February 07, 2011, 08:16:56 am
I consider myself something of an expert on the Jesus-gets-fellated subgenre, having once featured the act using stop motion with real renaissance masterpieces in a music video, and I gotta say this Hitler angle didn't really do anything for it IMO. Maybe if, instead of time travel, Hitler
Spoiler:
teleported to the Yalta conference and teamed up with Stalin for an all-monster DP on Churchill while FDR watched helpless with a raging hard-on
then you might have had something, but Jesus? I mean, once you've done
Spoiler:
snuff
you really can't escalate the shock value much. Still, points for trying.

stand aside folks, let the man through

p.s. furries are also pretty vanilla and getting upset about yiff is like cooties
Title: Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Post by: watsisname on February 07, 2011, 11:43:22 am: Quote from: Lucika on February 07, 2011, 07:39:41 am
Quote from: sayoqod on February 07, 2011, 07:15:08 am
Quote from: Mongoose on February 07, 2011, 12:44:59 am
I'm not about to sit down and read it, but have none of you ever heard of Rule 34 before? This is kind of a given. :p

No exceptions.

Not even FreeSpace?! :O

Ahem. *clears throat*

Ok we start off with A GTCv Sobek and an Arcadia...
Title: Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Post by: Rodo on February 07, 2011, 11:57:51 am: Just read till I got to the bed thing....

****, that's some weird fantabulous story.
Title: Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Post by: TopAce on February 07, 2011, 12:12:22 pm: It's appealing to that meager yet enthusiastic crowd it was written for. There's nothing more to it than that.
Title: Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Post by: General Battuta on February 07, 2011, 12:17:07 pm: Quote from: TopAce on February 07, 2011, 12:12:22 pm
It's appealing to that meager yet enthusiastic crowd it was written for. There's nothing more to it than that.

It was written as comedy. The person who wrote this did not actually get a hardon from the idea of Jesus and Hitler having an awesome life partnership.
Title: Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Post by: Lucika on February 07, 2011, 12:41:29 pm: It really is legitimate humor. Gross, wtf-full, absurd, perverted humor, but humor nonetheless.
Title: Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Post by: iamzack on February 07, 2011, 12:45:52 pm: Battuta, what the hell isn't vanilla.
Title: Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Post by: achtung on February 07, 2011, 12:48:10 pm: I'm glad at the end
Spoiler:
there was ice-cream
Title: Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Post by: Colonol Dekker on February 07, 2011, 12:58:25 pm: What a sweet story, such a happy ~~finish~~ ending :)
Title: Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Post by: FireSpawn on February 07, 2011, 01:20:17 pm: Quote from: Lucika on February 07, 2011, 07:39:41 am
Quote from: sayoqod on February 07, 2011, 07:15:08 am
Quote from: Mongoose on February 07, 2011, 12:44:59 am
I'm not about to sit down and read it, but have none of you ever heard of Rule 34 before? This is kind of a given. :p

No exceptions.

Not even FreeSpace?! :O

Well there was this one time in FRED that involved an Orion and an Arcadia...
Title: Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Post by: Colonol Dekker on February 07, 2011, 01:57:49 pm: Quote from: FireSpawn on February 07, 2011, 01:20:17 pm
Quote from: Lucika on February 07, 2011, 07:39:41 am
Quote from: sayoqod on February 07, 2011, 07:15:08 am
Quote from: Mongoose on February 07, 2011, 12:44:59 am
I'm not about to sit down and read it, but have none of you ever heard of Rule 34 before? This is kind of a given. :p

No exceptions.

Not even FreeSpace?! :O

Well there was this one time in FRED that involved an Orion and an Arcadia...

That was me.....and I never released that mission lol
Title: Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Post by: Nuclear1 on February 07, 2011, 05:15:26 pm: Quote from: Lucika on February 07, 2011, 07:39:41 am
Quote from: sayoqod on February 07, 2011, 07:15:08 am
Quote from: Mongoose on February 07, 2011, 12:44:59 am
I'm not about to sit down and read it, but have none of you ever heard of Rule 34 before? This is kind of a given. :p

No exceptions.

Not even FreeSpace?! :O

/me thinks long about Wings of Moan...
Title: Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Post by: Lucika on February 07, 2011, 05:19:51 pm: Quote from: Nuclear1 on February 07, 2011, 05:15:26 pm
/me thinks long about Wings of Moan...

The Don't-Ask-What Insurgency...
Title: Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Post by: swashmebuckle on February 07, 2011, 05:22:35 pm: Quote from: iamzack on February 07, 2011, 12:45:52 pm
Battuta, what the hell isn't vanilla.
There was that one that featured a certain number of girls and a lesser number of cups. It probably deserves chocolate certification.
Title: Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Post by: qazwsx on February 07, 2011, 05:34:42 pm: Quote from: swashmebuckle on February 07, 2011, 05:22:35 pm
Quote from: iamzack on February 07, 2011, 12:45:52 pm
Battuta, what the hell isn't vanilla.
There was that one that featured a certain number of girls and a lesser number of cups. It probably deserves chocolate certification.
meh, SWAP.AVI was worse.
Title: Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Post by: Snail on February 07, 2011, 05:42:25 pm: And I remember when the goatse was supposed to be bad.
Title: Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Post by: Mongoose on February 07, 2011, 06:32:41 pm: Yeah, it sort of says something when goatse is benign now. :p

*could not get through 2girls1cup without dry-heaving and closing the page immediately*
Title: Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Post by: Qent on February 07, 2011, 06:49:15 pm: Quote from: Lucika on February 07, 2011, 07:39:41 am
Quote from: sayoqod on February 07, 2011, 07:15:08 am
Quote from: Mongoose on February 07, 2011, 12:44:59 am
I'm not about to sit down and read it, but have none of you ever heard of Rule 34 before? This is kind of a given. :p

No exceptions.

Not even FreeSpace?! :O
Trashman's juggernaut?
Title: Re: I am rarely speechless, but... (+18)
Post by: Nuclear1 on February 07, 2011, 07:40:41 pm: Quote from: Lucika on February 07, 2011, 05:19:51 pm
Quote from: Nuclear1 on February 07, 2011, 05:15:26 pm
/me thinks long about Wings of Moan...

The Don't-Ask-What Insurgency...

Black P--

Er, nevermind...