Post by: an0n on May 06, 2002, 06:06:37 pm
The American Bravado Quiz (http://test3.thespark.com/clutchtest/clutch.cgi)
Strangely, I got:
92%. Total American Warbird.
0% are more patriotic than me
0% are as patriotic as me
98% are less patriotic than me
Based on 61,638 previous submissions.
And the funny thing is, I'm not even American.
Post by: Thorn on May 06, 2002, 06:15:15 pm
Total American Warbird
I feel insulted...
Post by: Corsair on May 06, 2002, 06:37:18 pm
77 % of people are more patriotic than you
6% of people are just as patriotic as you
15% of people are less patriotic than you
And I am American...:D
Yeah, I like thespark quizzes...here's another good one!http://test.thespark.com/puritytest/
Post by: an0n on May 06, 2002, 06:39:29 pm
Post by: CP5670 on May 06, 2002, 06:39:45 pm
Post by: Kitsune on May 06, 2002, 06:42:52 pm
people more patriotic than you (19%)
people just as patriotic as you (7%)
people less patriotic than you (72%)
Am I wrong, or is there 10% missing from the 'more patriotic' list?
71+19=90. Given the 7% of the 'just as' catagory, that is only 97% total...
Corsair, they probably found out about you being oppressed by Baseball Jocks.
Baseball being the -American- sport that it is, you should try to blend in, laugh with them and buy them a beer or something.
Post by: Corsair on May 06, 2002, 06:46:31 pm
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Originally posted by KitsuneAh, that explains it all....:D
Corsair, they probably found out about you being oppressed by Baseball Jocks.
Baseball being the -American- sport that it is, you should try to blend in, laugh with them and buy them a beer or something.
Post by: an0n on May 06, 2002, 06:47:10 pm
You are 52% Pure!
(Very interesting.)
people less pure than you (27%)
people like you (2%)
people more pure than you (71%)
I have sooo many debauched sexual antics yet to participate in.
I like questions 79 and 80.
Post by: Martinus on May 06, 2002, 06:52:02 pm
Strange... I'm not really a patriot.
Post by: an0n on May 06, 2002, 06:54:48 pm
March 12, 2020
at the age of 34 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (20%)
Alcoholism (12%)
Homicide (11%)
Auto-Fellatio (8%)
Drowning (6%)
Bastards. Although on the plus side, I have an 8% chance of giving the coroner something to laugh about.
The Gay Test:
You are 18% GAY!
That's less gay than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight guy is 39% gay!
Here's how you compare:
people less gay than you (1%)
people just as gay as you (0%)
people gayer than you (97%)
w00t. I ain't no bum-bandit.
The Greed Test:
74% greedy!
In addition, we have determined that for a small bribe of 96 bucks, you'd spread a jar mayonnaise in your underwear and wear it for a month straight.
1% are as greedy as you.
5% are greedier than you.
94% are less greedy than you.
Mwuahaha. ph34r my greed.
Post by: Martinus on May 06, 2002, 07:00:09 pm
thespark.com is a pretty good site :nod:
Post by: Corsair on May 06, 2002, 07:06:16 pm
83 % of people are less pure than you
1% of people are like you
16% of people are more pure than you
:D:D:D I've got some unpurifying to do..... ;7;7;7
Post by: phreak on May 06, 2002, 07:18:20 pm
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Originally posted by an0n
Found this on another forum I frequent:
The American Bravado Quiz (http://test3.thespark.com/clutchtest/clutch.cgi)
Strangely, I got:
92%. Total American Warbird.
0% are more patriotic than me
0% are as patriotic as me
98% are less patriotic than me
Based on 61,638 previous submissions.
And the funny thing is, I'm not even American.
You'd just be a better American.
89%. Total American Warbird.
Post by: CP5670 on May 06, 2002, 07:28:31 pm
Anyway I ended up with a 95%. How is this "purity" defined anyway though? I mock sex as well as religion, so it might not have given an accurate result. :p :D
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"Back off, lady. I'm NOT afraid to use this."
people less pure than you (99%)
people like you (0%)
people more pure than you (1%)
Post by: Corsair on May 06, 2002, 07:34:06 pm
October 5, 2079
at the age of 91 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (20%)
Drowning (13%)
Heart Attack (12%)
Suicide (12%)
Auto-Fellatio (12%)
Homicide (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Interesting stats from the DeathTest:
12093399 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 217941 people claim to have leprosy.
Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on October 5, 2079, as you slip silently into the night.
;);)
Post by: Martinus on May 06, 2002, 07:40:00 pm
 I am Kung Fu Master.I like to be in control of myself. I dislike crowds, especially crowds containing people trying to kill me. Even though I always win, I prefer to avoid fights if possible. What Video Game Character Are You? |
Post by: Corsair on May 06, 2002, 07:46:53 pm
Wheeee! This is fun! :D
Post by: Thorn on May 06, 2002, 07:52:57 pm
I am a Death Chase Rider.I enjoy taking risks, and I get kicks from speed, danger, and death-defying stunts. I drink and drive, I bungee jump, I snowboard, with no regard for my own life, or the lives of those who stand in my way. Trees? I laugh at trees!
Ok, with the exception of the drinking and driving, yeah.. thats me...
Drinking and driving is bad m'kay? Real bad.
Post by: TheVirtu on May 06, 2002, 08:13:50 pm
Total American Warbird
Post by: TheVirtu on May 06, 2002, 08:17:46 pm
 I am Pacman.I am an aggressive sort of personality, out to get what I can, when I can. I prefer to avoid confrontation, but sometimes when it's called for, I can be a powerful character. I tend to be afflicted with munchies constantly. What Video Game Character Are You? |
Post by: an0n on May 06, 2002, 08:21:25 pm
 I am a Gauntlet Adventurer.I strive to improve my living conditions by hoarding gold, food, and sometimes keys and potions. I love adventure, fighting, and particularly winning - especially when there's a prize at stake. I occasionally get lost inside buildings and can't find the exit. I need food badly. What Video Game Character Are You? |
Or failing that, a defender ship.
Mwuahahaha.
Post by: Corsair on May 06, 2002, 09:50:38 pm
Post by: neo_hermes on May 06, 2002, 10:04:59 pm
I am fiercely protective of my friends and loved ones, and unforgiving of any who would hurt them. Speed and foresight are my strengths, at the cost of a little clumsiness. I'm most comfortable with a few friends, but sometimes particularly enjoy spending time in larger groups.
68% pure
66% Patriotic
23% gay
March 25, 2062
at the age of 76 years old.
Heart attack(28%)
Drowning (15%)
Cancer (12%)
Alien Abduction (12%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
12094816 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 217976 people claim to have leprosy.
Post by: an0n on May 06, 2002, 10:07:38 pm
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Originally posted by Corsair
All right. Which admin just slapped that new tite on an0n?
I'm guessing it's Maeg, seen as it only happens when he's around. It was Homo Superior, then Homo Inferior, and now Total American Warbird. It's all very strange. A little three strange if you ask me (I've decided to refrain from using the word two/too/to for the time being.........dammit.)
Post by: Blue Lion on May 06, 2002, 10:19:25 pm
96%
Total American Warbird
FUN FACT...
people more patriotic than you (0%)
people just as patriotic as you (0%)
people less patriotic than you (99%)
Based on the 64,062 submissions before you.
Wow
Post by: Kitsune on May 07, 2002, 12:24:45 am
 I am a Light Cycle.I drive fast, I turn fast, I do everything fast. I even breakfast. I tend to confuse people with my sudden changes of heart. Sometimes I even confuse myself, which tends to cause problems. What Video Game Character Are You? |
Gah, one answer different had me as an asteroid. x.0
Post by: Blue Lion on May 07, 2002, 12:28:35 am
| I am a Death Chase Rider. I enjoy taking risks, and I get kicks from speed, danger, and death-defying stunts. I drink and drive, I bungee jump, I snowboard, with no regard for my own life, or the lives of those who stand in my way. Trees? I laugh at trees! What Video Game Character Are You? |
Post by: Zeronet on May 07, 2002, 02:07:15 am
| I am a Light Cycle. I drive fast, I turn fast, I do everything fast. I even breakfast. I tend to confuse people with my sudden changes of heart. Sometimes I even confuse myself, which tends to cause problems. What Video Game Character Are You? |
Post by: CP5670 on May 07, 2002, 02:14:53 am
 I am an Asteroid.I am a drifter. I go where life leads, which makes me usually a very calm and content sort of person. That or thoroughly apathetic. Usually I keep on doing whatever I'm doing, and it takes something special to make me change my mind. What Video Game Character Are You? |
somewhat accurate... :p
Post by: CP5670 on May 07, 2002, 02:26:43 am
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September 22, 2063
at the age of 77 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (43%)
Cancer (24%)
Third Degree Burns (13%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Organ Failure (5%)
Post by: Darkage on May 07, 2002, 03:42:08 am
Total American Warbird
people more patriotic than you (44%)
people just as patriotic as you (8%)
people less patriotic than you (46%)
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Death test.
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
July 25, 2038
at the age of 54 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (29%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Horrible Accident (8%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Drowning (6%)
I havent had time to closy do the death test as i am at work, at home i'll do it again.
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purity test.
You are 62% Pure!
(Very interesting.)
people less pure than you (52%)
people like you (2%)
people more pure than you (46%)
:wtf::eek::ha:
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Another test.....
I am a Defender-ship.I am fiercely protective of my friends and loved ones, and unforgiving of any who would hurt them. Speed and foresight are my strengths, at the cost of a little clumsiness. I'm most comfortable with a few friends, but sometimes particularly enjoy spending time in larger groups. What Video Game Character Are You?
Post by: Vortex on May 07, 2002, 05:03:55 am
Post by: CP5670 on May 07, 2002, 05:26:02 am
Post by: Dark_4ce on May 07, 2002, 06:44:52 am
I will die at the age of 72 on May 11, 2053
Heart Attack (26%)
Cancer (22%)
Drowning (13%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
72 aint too bad of an age! :D
The Gender test:
80% Confidence I'm a woman. Heheheheh. Retards. :D
The Gay test:
Whee 20% gay. :headz:
These tests are fun... :D
Post by: Vortex on May 07, 2002, 08:40:09 am
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Originally posted by CP5670
:D what was that question? I can't remember them now... :p
Does "Did you join them?" ring a bell? Please don't tell me to elaborate...
Post by: Darkage on May 07, 2002, 09:07:54 am
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Originally posted by Vortex
Does "Did you join them?" ring a bell? Please don't tell me to elaborate...
I remember, that one makes me vomit my internal organs into the toilet. It's just eeuw
Post by: Unknown Target on May 07, 2002, 10:51:43 am
Total American Warbird
Yea, baby! I don't even live in the continental U.S, I live in the U.S.V.I:D
Post by: Unknown Target on May 07, 2002, 10:54:37 am
(http://blog.ravenblack.net/quiz/videogame/6.png)I am a Defender-ship.
I am fiercely protective of my friends and loved ones, and unforgiving of any who would hurt them. Speed and foresight are my strengths, at the cost of a little clumsiness. I'm most comfortable with a few friends, but sometimes particularly enjoy spending time in larger groups.
Post by: Martinus on May 07, 2002, 11:00:30 am
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Originally posted by Corsair
All right. Which admin just slapped that new tite on an0n?
meh.
I got bored and I thought it was relevant considering his score.
...and then Blue Lion had to come along and mess with the plan sheese. :lol:
Post by: Reaper on May 07, 2002, 11:11:39 am
 I am Kong.Strong and passionate, I tend to be misunderstood, sometimes even feared. I don't want to fight, I don't want to cause trouble, all I ask is a little love, and a little peace. If I don't get what I want, I get angry, and throw barrels and flaming oil at whatever's stopping me. What Video Game Character Are You? |
Post by: Blue Lion on May 07, 2002, 11:19:18 am
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Originally posted by Maeglamor
...and then Blue Lion had to come along and mess with the plan sheese. :lol:
WEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Post by: CP5670 on May 07, 2002, 11:43:07 am
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Does "Did you join them?" ring a bell? Please don't tell me to elaborate...
oh that one. :D It wasn't really any stupider than any of the other questions, though... :p
Post by: Stryke 9 on May 07, 2002, 03:59:09 pm
Total American Warbird
FUN FACT...
people more patriotic than you (44%)
people just as patriotic as you (8%)
people less patriotic than you (46%)
I'm sure my not actually ever cheating on a girlfriend and lying about it and approach to beating the polygraph have so much to do with it. Dispense with all that irrelevant information such as that when I die I want my body set alight and flung at the White House by catapult.
Post by: Dr.Zer0 on May 07, 2002, 05:33:13 pm
Unzip your fly for us:
boxers
briefs
boxer-briefs
speedos
panties
pubes
I think they should of put "thong" on there if they are trying to find out if you are gay or not :rolleyes:
Post by: Stryke 9 on May 07, 2002, 05:40:16 pm
Post by: Zeronet on May 07, 2002, 05:43:23 pm
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Hooray! Queen Elizabeth II of the United Kingdom died and left you King! Long live King O'Dea of United Kingdom!
Cool.
Post by: Dr.Zer0 on May 07, 2002, 06:03:38 pm
18 year-old males are the most stressed people, 62%.
women average only 55%.
the average test-taker goes gets 6.9 hours of sleep each night.
and 9% were orgasm-free last week.
Post by: Knight Templar on May 07, 2002, 10:08:54 pm
Post by: Liberator on May 08, 2002, 12:04:47 am
| I am a Light Cycle. I drive fast, I turn fast, I do everything fast. I even breakfast. I tend to confuse people with my sudden changes of heart. Sometimes I even confuse myself, which tends to cause problems. What Video Game Character Are You? |
Post by: Gortef on May 08, 2002, 02:22:12 pm
people more patriotic than you (27%)
people just as patriotic as you (8%)
people less patriotic than you (64%)
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You are 22% GAY!
That's less gay than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight guy is 39% gay!
Here's how you compare:
people less gay than you (7%)
people just as gay as you (2%)
people gayer than you (89%)
of course...
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WTF!!!!! :lol::lol:....errr.... :doubt:
(I must have missed something somewhere... I guess I should do the test again :p)
Death test
September 29, 2002
at the age of 22 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (28%)
Contagious Disease (20%)
Cancer (17%)
Drowning (7%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
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 I am Mr Do.I am sedentary by nature, enjoying passive entertainment, eating when the mood takes me, and playing with my food. I try to avoid conflict, but when I'm angered, I can be a devil - if you force me to fight, I will crush you. With apples. What Video Game Character Are You? |
Haha ph33r my apples :D
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New death test (I answered wrong to one question)
March 13, 2044
at the age of 64 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (29%)
Heart Attack (27%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Drowning (6%)
Homicide (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Now we're talking
Post by: Corsair on May 08, 2002, 04:49:31 pm
Post by: Zeronet on May 08, 2002, 05:21:02 pm
You are 94% Pure!
You are 15% GAY.
people less gay than you (0%)
people just as gay as you (0%)
people gayer than you (99%)
Post by: Sandwich on May 08, 2002, 06:00:20 pm
| I am an Asteroid. I am a drifter. I go where life leads, which makes me usually a very calm and content sort of person. That or thoroughly apathetic. Usually I keep on doing whatever I'm doing, and it takes something special to make me change my mind. What Video Game Character Are You? |
hehehe - only CP and I are asteroids. :D
Post by: Gortef on May 09, 2002, 03:58:07 am
Post by: Sandwich on May 09, 2002, 05:39:38 am
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Originally posted by Gortef
But you're Serious Asteroid :lol:
*deep sigh* :p :lol:
Post by: Gortef on May 09, 2002, 07:19:19 am
Post by: CP5670 on May 09, 2002, 09:00:39 am
(http://www.3dap.com/hlp/hosted/procyon/misc/image2.jpg)
Post by: Redfang on May 09, 2002, 09:32:35 am
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Originally posted by Gortef
But you're Serious Asteroid :lol:
:lol::lol::lol:
Also, if that death test would be always correct (yeah, it's never), and you would have only taken it one time, you would be pretty worried now (I guess), Gortef. :p
Post by: Stunaep on May 09, 2002, 10:09:02 am
| I am a Defender-ship. I am fiercely protective of my friends and loved ones, and unforgiving of any who would hurt them. Speed and foresight are my strengths, at the cost of a little clumsiness. I'm most comfortable with a few friends, but sometimes particularly enjoy spending time in larger groups. What Video Game Character Are You? |
Post by: Gortef on May 09, 2002, 10:16:06 am
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Originally posted by Redfang
Also, if that death test would be always correct (yeah, it's never), and you would have only taken it one time, you would be pretty worried now (I guess), Gortef. :p
nah, I would just have lived more expencively :p
(I guess)
Post by: Dr.Zer0 on May 09, 2002, 05:44:56 pm
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Originally posted by CP5670
Go asteroids! :D
(http://www.3dap.com/hlp/hosted/procyon/misc/image2.jpg)
YEAH!! :D
Post by: Corsair on May 09, 2002, 06:06:53 pm
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Originally posted by RedfangWhat would have been funnier would be if it had told Gortef that he was already dead! :D
Also, if that death test would be always correct (yeah, it's never), and you would have only taken it one time, you would be pretty worried now (I guess), Gortef. :p
Gortef: If you die soon, can I have your computer? ;)
Post by: Styxx on May 10, 2002, 08:03:23 am
 I am a Scorched Earth Tank.When I have a mission, it consumes me; I will not be satisfied until the job is done. I have a strong sense of duty, and a strong sense of direction. Changes in the tide don't phase me - I always know which way the wind blows, and I know how to compensate for it. I get on poorly with people like myself. What Video Game Character Are You? |
Post by: Gortef on May 10, 2002, 08:52:31 am
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Originally posted by Corsair
What would have been funnier would be if it had told Gortef that he was already dead! :D
Actually I thought about that one too :lol:
I would have propably fallen off the chair when seeing that :p
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Originally posted by Corsair
Gortef: If you die soon, can I have your computer? ;)
No, I'll give it to charity (ok well I guess it would be charity to give it to you :p) ... and I'm not gonna die... you won't get rid of me that easily :D
Muhahaha :drevil: ... *cough* :doubt:
(http://project.llaky.fi/kurssi/kk2001/akim/images/photo4.jpg) (http://www.kuhmonet.fi/home/malineak/)
E-mail ([email protected]) Enemies United Robotech MOD (http://www.robotechlan.com/freespace2)
Post by: Corsair on May 10, 2002, 02:59:16 pm
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Originally posted by Gortef
No, I'll give it to charity (ok well I guess it would be charity to give it to you :p) ... and I'm not gonna die... you won't get rid of me that easily :D
Well...that's what you think. :devilidea :drevil: :snipe:
Mwuahahahahahahahahhahaahahhahha ;)
Post by: Gortef on May 10, 2002, 05:34:39 pm