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Title: Battuta declared greatest writer in America*, confirmed for godtier
Post by: General Battuta on February 15, 2011, 01:07:53 pm
gaeionaer gioergaerhj934

hang on i'll put some content here when i get off the phone with the editor

Okey dokey, I just heard back from the Dell Magazines Award, a contest run by the publishers of Asimov's and judged by Sheila Williams, one of the top editors in the SF field. Past winners include Cory Doctorow, now a NYT bestseller, my friend David Barr Kirtley, a successful short fiction writer, and more. Winners - and runners-up - get flown to the International Conference for the Fantastic in the Arts. Last time I placed I spent the weekend hanging with a delightfully [redacted] Joe Haldeman and such luminaries as Ted Chiang, Rob Sawyer, Vernor Vinge, R. Scott Bakker, Tim Zahn and more.

I have a history with these awards! The second-to-last time I applied I took an honorable mention with a story about a PTSD-afflicted giant mech pilot endlessly reliving his own war experience in the confines of his own VR-augmented skull, and the travails of the counselor networked in to pull him out. Last time I applied I got second place with a story about a gang of AI hunters who stumble upon a group of virtual human infants raised in total sensory deprivation. This was my last year of eligibility so I knew that I had to equip my most formidable neuroprosaic turbines and risk complete synaptic burnout in order to finally reach THE TOP

This time around I am happy to report that a story I posted for conference here on HLP, The Immaculate Conception of Private Sunilben, took home first. It will be published by Asimov's (giving me my first professional credit). Better yet, the awards were completely swept by my fellow graduates of the Alpha workshop, establishing us as the coolest cats in town. They are all young women because men can't write for **** any more. On that note I'm off for my sex change.

rock

all battutas rejoice for writerttuta

*for values of greatest writer parametrized by greatest writers who submitted manuscripts written during time in college to the Dell Magazines Award in the year 2010
Title: Re: Battuta declared greatest writer in America*, confirmed for godtier
Post by: Scourge of Ages on February 15, 2011, 01:46:01 pm
Congratulattuta!

Which version of the story won? The one you screened to us, or the revised version that you mentioned a while back?
Title: Re: Battuta declared greatest writer in America*, confirmed for godtier
Post by: General Battuta on February 15, 2011, 01:47:09 pm
There were a fair number of revisions, some of which went out to later readers, but the final version was one produced when a late HLP draft was conferenced on the alpha-crits listhost.
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Post by: peterv on February 15, 2011, 01:50:25 pm
BRAVO GENERAL   :yes: :yes: :yes:
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Post by: pecenipicek on February 15, 2011, 02:21:16 pm
ALL GLORY TO THE GENERAL!
Title: Re: Battuta declared greatest writer in America*, confirmed for godtier
Post by: StarSlayer on February 15, 2011, 02:26:06 pm
Congratulations Authortutta.

You are hereby awarded the HLP Distinguished Verbosity Order

(http://i55.tinypic.com/1f8d8m.jpg)
Title: Re: Battuta declared greatest writer in America*, confirmed for godtier
Post by: Mars on February 15, 2011, 02:26:23 pm
That was certainly better than most published scifi stories I've read. Congrats!
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Post by: The E on February 15, 2011, 02:33:42 pm
Congratulations! But remember:

(http://scalzi.com/perspectivecatbig.jpg)
Title: Re: Battuta declared greatest writer in America*, confirmed for godtier
Post by: StarSlayer on February 15, 2011, 02:47:41 pm
"Respice te, hominem te memento"
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Post by: Snail on February 15, 2011, 03:26:16 pm
Hooray
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Post by: Mika on February 15, 2011, 03:28:11 pm
Congratulations!

Be prepared for the real work, though.
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Post by: Mongoose on February 15, 2011, 04:02:24 pm
*pretends he knows who any of the notables mentioned in the first post are, so as to fit in with the cool kids*

*gives up and just offers congratulations instead*
Title: Re: Battuta declared greatest writer in America*, confirmed for godtier
Post by: Goober5000 on February 15, 2011, 04:19:53 pm
All 5000 goobers congratulate all battutas!

Also, StarSlayer's image is A-1 SUPAR.  I shall investigate creating a badge.

EDIT: If you get to hang out with Joe Haldeman again, ask him to write another FS1 fanfic.  Or FS2, if you prefer.
Title: Re: Battuta declared greatest writer in America*, confirmed for godtier
Post by: redsniper on February 15, 2011, 06:40:36 pm
... I had to equip my most formidable neuroprosaic turbines and risk complete synaptic burnout in order to finally reach THE TOP
THE TOP

AIM FOR THE TOP!

Battuta uses hard work and guts to eradicate the Space Monsters achieve authoritarian victory!
All redsnipers salute all Battutas!

ITT: Battuta makes awesome references without realizing it on purpose.
Title: Re: Battuta declared greatest writer in America*, confirmed for godtier
Post by: SpardaSon21 on February 15, 2011, 06:52:04 pm
All ttutas rejoice at authorttuta becoming greatest author in Amerittua.
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Post by: ssmit132 on February 15, 2011, 06:57:01 pm
Congratulations to all battutas. :)
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Post by: PsychoLandlord on February 15, 2011, 07:21:43 pm
Congrats to you Batutta! (Plural?) Here's hoping you go far with this.
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Post by: swashmebuckle on February 15, 2011, 07:55:20 pm
Awesome! When will it debut for the General Publick if it hasn't already? :yes:
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Post by: Nuke on February 15, 2011, 09:33:41 pm
Congratulations! But remember:

(http://scalzi.com/perspectivecatbig.jpg)

win
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Post by: General Battuta on February 15, 2011, 09:50:18 pm
John Scalzi took that picture, John Scalzi is a science fiction writer, I could well be the next SF writer to make a cat meme :colbert:
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Post by: IronBeer on February 15, 2011, 09:53:34 pm
I salute you, sir! Most hearty congratulations!
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Post by: Ransom on February 15, 2011, 10:54:08 pm
That's awesome. And well deserved. Congratulations, man.

Looking forward to reading the revised story in Asimov.
Title: Re: Battuta declared greatest writer in America*, confirmed for godtier
Post by: NGTM-1R on February 15, 2011, 10:55:04 pm
Now you get to work on the few hundred rejections for your novel!

:P
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Post by: Nuclear1 on February 16, 2011, 07:36:30 am
Nuclears declare all writerttutas most excellent writers in the world!
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Post by: Dilmah G on February 18, 2011, 09:55:23 am
Ah, seems I was a bit late to the party. Good on you, buddy!
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Post by: JCDNWarrior on February 18, 2011, 10:37:39 am
Wow Battuta, that's amazing! I congratulate you on your well deserved victory.

Though I'm not fully aware what part you did for Blue Planet, that mod alone is worthy of some amazing awards, and rewards, as well.

Keep 'em coming! You deserve a lot more praise than you've gotten so far.
Title: Re: Battuta declared greatest writer in America*, confirmed for godtier
Post by: Scourge of Ages on February 18, 2011, 11:00:42 am
And the cool thing is, now any project he works on gets to put in the tags, "Co-developed by Dell Magazines Award winner General Battuta"
Title: Re: Battuta declared greatest writer in America*, confirmed for godtier
Post by: Goober5000 on February 18, 2011, 05:46:19 pm
Except I doubt the name on the award is "General Battuta".
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Post by: Nuclear1 on February 18, 2011, 05:52:55 pm
Except I doubt the name on the award is "General Battuta".

sethttutas?
Title: Re: Battuta declared greatest writer in America*, confirmed for godtier
Post by: General Battuta on February 18, 2011, 06:02:27 pm
Except I doubt the name on the award is "General Battuta".

no, it is
Title: Re: Battuta declared greatest writer in America*, confirmed for godtier
Post by: Scourge of Ages on February 18, 2011, 06:44:29 pm
Except I doubt the name on the award is "General Battuta".
In the interest of privacy, I declined to use Batt's real name, even though I remember it from the story mailings.
Title: Re: Battuta declared greatest writer in America*, confirmed for godtier
Post by: Unknown Target on February 18, 2011, 10:32:14 pm
You should put -First name- "General Battuta" -Last name- on the award/story, seriously.

But excellent work, and serious congratulations.
Title: Re: Battuta declared greatest writer in America*, confirmed for godtier
Post by: Goober5000 on February 18, 2011, 10:59:46 pm
I prefer to give unserious congratulations. :yes: